Elvira Rayne
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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4025078, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 16 stories for Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, Ouran High School Host Club, and Kingdom Hearts.

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Akuma No Riddle AMV
D.Gray-man AMV
D.Gray-man AMV (Lenalee)
D.Gray-man Slideshow (Laven)
D.Gray-man Slideshow (Another Laven)
D.Gray-man Slideshow (Laven Again)
Gaia Online Slideshow (TekTek/The Dressing Room)
Fullmetal Alchemist AMV (RoyEd)
One Piece AMV (AceLu)
One Piece AMV (ASL)
One Piece AMV (Another AceLu)
One Piece AMV (ZoSan)
Kingdom Hearts Slideshow (SoRiku)

Something I desperately need: Laven people! I need Laven! It is an absolute must have! I don't just want fluffiness either, I want a story! I beg of you Laven lovers please show me your long and epicly written Laven stories! TT_TT

Something Interesting About My FMA Stories: Edward's doctor's name is always Dr. Perkins.

Something Interesting About My DGM Stories: Fou will most likely always be Allen's best friend. (Fou FTW!)

Something I'm bad at for ALL of my stories: I always rush. Meaning, the stories are usually fast and I apologize for that! D: I also tend to confuse people with my dialogue.

Old User Name: FMAnimeFreakFanGirl

New: Elvira Rayne

Gender: Female

Birthday: August 4

Age: 18

Due to someone trying to hack into my account, I will no longer be giving anyone my email address. I will, however, give you my Facebook and Tumblr. Please like the Laven page here! -

Current Favorite Anime: D.Gray-man

Current Favorite Song: Angel With A Shotgun by The Cab

Currently Watching: One Piece episode 582

MMORPG's I Play: Perfect World, Dead Frontier, Jade Dynasty, Fiesta, Aura Kingdom, Eden Eternal

Best Friend: Liza Daniels (Her FFN name)

Animes/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Ouran High School Host Club, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Vampire Knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, .Hack Legend of the Twilight Bracelet, InuYasha, Hetalia, Sailor Moon, Lucky Star, and A-Channel, Karin, Death Note, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater, Black Butler, D.Gray-man, Tokyo Mew Mew, One Piece, Angel Beats!, Little Busters!, Ao No Exorcist/Blue Exorcist, Pokemon, Attack On Titan, Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Akuma Game, Sukisyo!, Gravition, Loveless, Junjou Romantica, Junjou Romantica 2, Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi, Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi 2 (Last 7 are yaoi/shounen-ai)

Favorite Words: Legit, Legitly, Epic, Awesome, Meow, Mew, Mewl, Mreow, Woof, Bro, Bra, Man, Totes, Yo, Oi

Favorite Movies/Series: Pirates of the Carribbean

Games I've played: Resident Evil Code Veronica X, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, COD: Black Ops, COD: Black Ops 2, COD: Modern Warfare 2, Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Undead Nightmare, Red Dead Revolver, Mario Party 1, Mario Party 2, Mario Party 3, Mario Kart, The Sims Bustin' Out, The Sims 2 Pets, The Sims 3 Pets, Blood Rayne, Dark Alliance, Grand Theft Auto 1-4, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Super Mario Brothers, Tomb Raider, Obscure the Aftermath, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Legend of Zelda Phantom Hour Glass, PokePark 2, Pokemon Platinum/Ruby/Sapphire/Soul Silver/Heart of Gold/Fire Red/Leaf Green/Mystery Dungeon/Stadium (I'm a pokemon freak XD), Sing It, Elder Scrolls Skyrim, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Haunting Ground, Minecraft, and Skylanders uhm...I think that might be all

What am I in the mood for?: Laven ftw!

Pairings (In no specific order!):

RoyEd (Roy x Edward: Fullmetal Alchemist)

Edvy (Edward x Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist)

AlWin (Alphonse x Winry: Fullmetal Alchemist)

SasuNaru (Sasuke x Naruto: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

KibaNaru (Kiba x Naruto: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

HinaKiba (Hinata x Kiba: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

Laven (Lavi x Allen: D.Gray-man)

Yullen (Kanda x Allen: D.Gray-man)

Poker Pair (Tyki x Allen: D.Gray-man)

Karma (Kalma? Kanda x Alma: D.Gray-man)

Zuki (Zero x Yuki: Vampire Knight)

KyoRiki (Kyousuke x Riki: Little Busters!)

ZoSan (Zoro x Sanji: One Piece)

ShanksLu (Shanks x Luffy: One Piece)

AceLu (Ace x Luffy: One Piece)

LawLu (Law x Luffy: One Piece)

Riren (Levi x Eren: Attack On Titan)

Jeren (Jean x Eren: Attack On Titan)

Riharu (Rin x Haru: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club)

Reigisa (Rei x Nagisa: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club)

Yeah, my mind is just a little screwed up...lol what an understatement! I do like some straight pairings too! I listed some above but I really can't think of any besides Sesshomaru x Rin. I'm just about clueless right now though so...yeah. One thing I really dislike though is when people don't have good grammar and don't use spellcheck -eye twitch- or if they use short words in a story (it's okay for the profiles and AN's though!) like: Tho, w, b-day, x-mas, ttyl, txt, lol, omg...unless the characters are texting and they're using those, that's completely understandable...and then there are those ones who don't complete their sentences...omg...-dies-

My Profile Only Looks Like It's Not Organized! It's Organized...Just In My Kinda Way...


Story Specials!

Laven: August 6-13th

Yullen: December 19-31st

Um, I need a little more help in this section...


Feel Like Laughing? Look Here! (Some of these could be quotes ;)

Oh my god, a spider! Hi, little spider! Come here. I wanna pet you. WITH A BRICK! Good, nice, dead spider. :)

Your friend, Your good friend and Your Bestie are in jail next to you. Friend: You did a bad thing. Good friend: My parents will bail us out. Bestie: You should have ran faster!

Some people think I have a couple screws loose, too bad I lost the screw driver a LONG time ago!

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

Have you ever noticed that lol looks like a person drowning? _lol_

If you think your mother in law is evil, think about this:If you unscramble the words "Mother In Law" you get "Woman Hitler." Enough said.

Have you ever started laughing at something in your head, then laugh even harder because you did it with a bunch of people in the room and now they think your crazy? I have.

Friends will run away from the cops with you, good friends will laugh when you both get caught, and best friends will bail you out and say "lets do it again!" :D

I am going to buy a straight-jacket, have someone put it on me, then run through a store screaming the "penguins are coming, the penguins are coming!" :P

I suggest you follow at your own risk. I fall up stairs, walk into walls, and trip over nothing...all without realizing whats happening until its over.

I've always wanted my last words to be.."Ooh what does this button do?!"

Almost everyone knows that I'm almost NEVER quiet. But when I am, don't think of it as "Finally she shut up!" Think of it as "Oh no! she is thinking!" you're next.

Warning: Personality switch in progress...approach at your own risk...unable to determine which personality will be taking over...good luck!

Deja-poo: When you know you have heard this crap before.

I have a love/hate relationship with my bed! I love to get in it, and I hate getting out of it!

You know, singing in the shower is dangerous! Because singing leads to dancing, and dancing leads to slipping...not that I would know from experience *Cough*

If a cow laughs, will milk come out its nose? These are the questions that haunt me...

I love walking into a store and pressing one of the children's toys and immediately walking away when it goes off!

Dare ya to text someone and say,"Hey I accidentally erased your number can you text me back so I have it?"

Hand sanitizer (noun) - A burning liquid that makes you aware of all the small cuts on your hands.

When I die, I want my grave marker to say "Is chillin' with Jesus"

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

I'm going to wait till five people are in the elevator and put my hands together and say in my evillest voice "You are probably wondering why I gathered you here."

When you have a bruise 5% of the people wouldn't know how they got it 5% wouldn't know they had it, but I'm in the 90% who would poke it to see how much it hurt.

I know I'm in my own little world but it's okay, they know me here =D

Why is it that no matter how many times you open the fridge, there is still nothing there to eat?

Bubble wrap...addicting people since 1957


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

She still doesn't notice the ghost in the doorway.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My little sister's phone

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Fruits Basket (Netflix guys, c'mon who needs cable? lol)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:32pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:00pm...right on the dot ._.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The song Animal by Neon Trees.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Looking for my old phone.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

LeFay Strent's profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Purple Aeropostal shirt and some jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

I...don't even know...oh god...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Um...lightswitches and two yellow tacs? (My mom's room...how boring...)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Mmmm the little girl I'm babysitting tends to pick up random objects and put them on her eyelid saying that she's putting on makeup...is that weird?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Second time I'm taking it so pretty cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house, A truck, and a bunch of Manga Doujinshi's :P

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

You don't know many things about me >:D Haha Um...I've had three hamsters that all ran away and I'm on my fourth one...his name is Ninja but I blocked all his pathways out of his cage so he couldn't get out...anymore...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would say get rid of our littering problem

19. Do you like to dance?

I dance when no one's watching!

20. Obama:

My sister told me that somene asked what Obama's last name was -laughs- I told her to tell them Barack. I'm such a troll ;) If you're asking what I think about him, I really don't like him nor any of our president choices.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Trisha...or Elvira :P

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Allen

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

What does that mean? I feel stupid now...stupid quiz D:

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

I KNEW IT! Points finger at God


Pein/Pain - Nagato

I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

[X] - I have a piercing/s.

My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.

My eyes are grey/gray.

[x]- My closest friend is a girl.

[X] - I'm a very secretive person.

[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

Konan

Most of my friends are guys.

[X] - Origami RULES!

I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.

[X] - I love flowers!

Your closest friend is a guy.

I don't like having my photo taken.

I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi Uchiha

[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

[X] - Many people find me attractive.

[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. (When I want to be)

[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!

I like gore :3

[X] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.

[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori

[X] - I look young for my age.

[X] - Puppets are fascinating...

I'm very impatient.

[X]- I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.

My Grandma annoys me.

I'm the smallest of my friends.

Loud noises/people annoy me

[Sasori Score: 3]

Deidara

[X] - I'm an artist.

[X] - I like and appreciate art.

My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.

I have blue eyes.

[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

[X] - I hate Tobi.

[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5]

Kakuzu

[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.

My eyes are either green or hazel.

[X] - I have had stitches.

[X] - I hate Hidan.

[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off

I am the oldest in my group of friends.

[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 5]

Hidan

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.

[X] - I hate Kakuzu.

I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[X] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.

[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.

[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6]

Zetsu

[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.

[X] - Nature is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm usually alone.

[X] - I don't mind the company of others.

[X] - I don't have many friends.

[X] - Tobi is not that bad.

I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi

[X] - I'm always hyperactive.

[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.

[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

I LOVE the color orange.

[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

I look older than I really am.

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru

I'm attracted to younger people.

I have a very pale skin colour.

[X]-Snakes are awesome!

[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha

[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 5]

Zetsu and Hidan...hmm...I don't even like Hidan and Zetsu creeps me out a bit o.O


Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French

X You're a very romantic person.

You flirt a lot with girls/boys.

X You're easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.

X You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings.

Your birthday is April 8th

X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 5

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses

X You are known for being "evil"

Your favorite foods are anything spicy

You excel in everything you do.

Your birthday is November 22

X You hate waking up in the morning.

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit.

Total: 2

Honey Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.

X You love cakes and sweets

X You have a stuffed animal that has a special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

X You are close to your cousins.

X You look a lot younger than you are.

Your birthday is February 29th

Your favorite subject is math

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends.

You only talk when you need to

X You're protective of people you care for.

X You tend to act funny when you are tired.

Your favorite food is Japanese food

X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.

Your birthday is May 5th

X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower.

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

X You and your sibling have a strong bond

X You're a very cynical person.

X You like to mess with your sibling

You're the oldest sibling

Your birthday is June 9th

You like Italian food.

X You get jealous easily

X You don't make friends easily

Total: 5

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games.

X Your favorite subject is English

X You enjoy cosplay

X You're nicer than your siblings

Your birthday is June 9th

X You're very forgiving

X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

X You like playing tricks on people

Total: 7

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things, like appearance.

X You're tight with money

X You get along well with guys

You're blunt about everything

You're an excellent cook.

X You have a hard time understanding love

Your birthday is February 4th

X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily.

Total: 5

Kaoru! Awe, I love him so much! -sparkly eyed-


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack.

Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry!

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother!

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy

I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others,

mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy

I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy

I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress Mummy

I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late Mummy

tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices:

1) repost and show you care! 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Btw I'm too lazy to change "mummy" to "mommy" so No, I'm not british)


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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Number your 12 fave D.Gray Man characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1) Tyki Mikk

2) Neah Walker

3) Timcanpy

4) Road Camelot

5) Komui Lee

6) Allen Walker

7) Marian Cross

8) Lero

9) Daisya Barry

10) Yu Kanda

11) Lavi

12) Devit

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

When am I not reading a Laven fic? Lol!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Road? She is actually pretty hot...I'd give her like an 8

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That...would be very awkward to explain...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I've recalled fics as him as a side character but none main so far.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Allen Walker and Neah Walker? HELL YEAH!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Uh...Five/Ten?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd probably pull his Judgement out and start shooting at Twelve (Devit)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Kanda is forced to go on a mission with Timcanpy so he can record all the details and the golem isn't as bad as Kanda made him out to be for being the Moyashi's. (Awkward...)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO. NO. NO. If there was...I would probably die laughing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Switching Sides

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

That's really kinda wrong but...probably Road tricking Tyki into playing dress up with her.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I'd kinda hope not...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

OH MY GOD I WISH!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

HA! No.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

BAKA MOYASHI! (Yeah, seems about right...right?)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

This is really hard...I'm really regretting the order I chose...hm...I'm A Little Teapot? (But he's an umbrella--SHUT UP I DON'T CARE!)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Definite Nosebleeds...and probably heh...heh...you know...heh...-nosbleeds-

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Oh shizzy...uh...It's officially impossible guys...Kanda would never use a pick-up line!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

My best friend's uncle is in love with a talking pumpkin...yeah, it's that messed up guys. (LOL!)

20) How emo is Seven?

How emotional is Cross? Not very...


Top 15 D.Gray-man characters I love(in order):

1. Allen Walker

2. Lavi Bookman Jr.

3. Yu Kanda

4. Tyki Mikk

5. Fou

6. Komui Lee

7. Bak

8. Aleistar Krory

9. Miranda Lotto

10. Timcanpy

11. Marian Cross

12. Neah Walker

13. Mana Walker

14. Johnny Gil

15. Noise Marie or Daisya Barry (Can't decide)


Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)

2. Lavi Bookman Jr. (D.Gray-man)

3. Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)

4. Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler)

5. Kanata Izumi (Lucky Star)

6. Kyo Sohma (Fruit's Basket)

7. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

8. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

9. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

10. Timcanpy (D.Gray-man)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would hug him and have a sleepover party that was packed with a lot of food.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I would faint.

Number 3 walked in on you taking a shower?

I would feel guilty for spoiling the little kid's innocence...but probably scream all the same XD

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I would totally go to the wedding XD Even though that's a REALLY awkward pairing. (TykixMiranda???)

5 cooked you dinner?

I would be shocked because she's known as a lazy person.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Definitely start snapping photos and post them everywhere.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd visit and try to restrain myself from glomping him.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kick their butts.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd probably crack a joke but help out anyways.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

One of his outfits! Oh my god, I would bust a lung!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Uh...well...he's a demon so it depends if I'm on his side lol

10 wants you to fill in for him during his shift at wherever he works. What do you say?

I'd totally stalk Allen with a recording device for him ;)


I am a Yaoi fan girl and proud of it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


You May Be A Writer If:

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself...constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.


Female come backs:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this


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RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Psh, no.
2. Tall? In my family, I'm considered tall but...not really, no.
3. In your pajamas? Wish I was, but no.
4. Left handed? No

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My sister's boyfriend
3. Person to text you: My sister's boyfriend...
4. Was today better than yesterday? No!

FAVORITES:

1. Number: Two
2. Color(s): Red
3. Fruit: Strawberries!
4. Place: At the computer!

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Maybe...
2. Are you happy? Not really? I don't know my emotions are pretty confusing. They're always on and off :P
3. Are you sad? Nope
4. Are you bored? Yup.
6. Are you nervous? No
8. Are you tired? EXHAUSTED!

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? Dude I have a lot of nicknames. Megsy, Meg, Megmonster, Ashley, Twitchy, Sup Woman
3. Eye color? Brown
4. Zodiac sign? Leo
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? I resent this! Why would someone even ask this?! Do they actually expect people to say yes? XD
7. Smart? Yeah but I'm not an 'Honor's Class' student.

8. Hair color? Brown.

9. Long or short? Short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Phone...pst. There's a camera on my phone ;)
12. Drink or Smoke? No...

13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Destiny
2. First crush? Second grade...or was it first? Idk
3. First pet? Crap this is a hard one...I think Riley? He was my grandma's dog, but I loved him...he was blind too.
4. First big vacation? Psh, who needs vacation when I can stay home? Lol the biggest I've had was going to South Carolina, Myrtle Beach. Not very big. I don't get to go to all those cool places like Disney Land. I've been to Wet N Wild, Carowinds, and Cedar Point though.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing :( But I'm hungry
2. Drinking? Tea
3. I'm about to: Start writing Fanfiction
4. Listening to? Angel by Shaggy

5. Plans for today? Update story, watch One Piece, get some freaking homework done.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive...maybe a hint of loudness because I'm loud lol
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Honestly, who hasn't? I was a curious one back then.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Not really.
3. Ran away from home? Been considered but no.
4. Broken someone's heart? Don't believe I have.
5. Been arrested? No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes
2. Yourself? Ain't I supposed to do that?
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? No, I wish.
4. Love? Yes
5. Do you like someone? >///> Maybe...
6. Do you believe in God? Yup
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Why wouldn't I?


1. Have you ever been asked out?
Indeed...

2. Where did you get your default picture?
I cosplayed :D

3. What's your middle name?
Nicole

4. Your current relationship status?
Forever Alone

5. Does your crush like you back?
Crush? What is this thing you call crush?

6. What is your current mood?
Stuffed

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Um...p-purple??? Why do you need to know this O.e

8. What color shirt are you wearing?
Light blue

9. Missing something?
Missing something? No I don't think so O.o I hope not...WAIT YES I AM MY ALLEN SCAR STUFF TTTT *can't cosplay until she finds it*

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would not have eaten those chocolates I bought for myself for Valentine's Day (Yeah I know, I'm lame v-v) because now we're going to Olive Garden and I just spoiled my appetite o.e

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Kitty! :D

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Maybe? There was the one time I belly flopped off a trampoline and I couldn't breathe...or maybe the time I smacked into a sign while I was sledding down a hill, I couldn't breathe then either...do those count?

13. Something you do a lot?
Write stories that I'm not gonna publish xD

14. The song you got stuck in your head right now
Stutter by Marianas Trench

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Pineapplebombgirl :D

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you
Uuhhh...O-Obama...*spazzes all over the floor*

17. When was the last time you cried?
This morning o_o

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
NO AND I NEVER WILL

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Healing :3

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The opposite? Er...their hair maybe?

21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
...I don't like Starbucks...

22. What's your biggest secret?
I like yaoi ;D

23. Favorite color?
Red

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Both '

26. What are you?
An obsessed Laven fan.

27. Do you speak any other language?
Well I speak a few Japanese words and I took two Spanish classes (which were no use)

28. What's your favorite smell?
Vanilla Brown Sugar

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Elvira

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No

32. What are you thinking about right now?
LAVEN FANFIC *Spazzes*

33. What should you be doing?
Putting nice clothes on since we're supposed to be going out to Olive Garden

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My mom's boyfriend, Mike (he's actually a pretty cool guy though *face door*

35. How often do you talk to God?
Not much ._.

36. Do you like working in the yard?
Depends...what do you mean by 'work'?

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Walker xD

38. Do you act differently around the person you like?
WHO IS THIS PERSON?!

39. What is your natural hair color?
Brown

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Mike O.e


You are obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist...

If you find yourself interested in chemistry.

If you find that you are better at science because of the things you have read in FMA and its fanfictions.

If you wish your favorite character was real and you plan out your relationship with him/her down to the last detail.

If you have read or watched the entire series at least 3 times each.

If you own the entire series so far, disks and books alike.

If you have found the easter eggs on the first anime series' disks.

If you were incredibly sad when you read or watched the endings simply because there wasn't any more after it.

If you have made an original character for FMA and try your best to be like him/her.

If you have ever cosplayed as an FMA character.

If you have read 500 or more FMA fanfictions.

If you have looked at 500 or more FMA fanart pieces.

If you spend time writing FMA fanfictions.

If you spend time drawing FMA fanart.

If you feel the need to put something FMA related in your schoolwork.

If you have repeatedly annoyed people by recommending the series to them several times.

If you mess up words and say something FMA related on accident.

If you subconsciously draw transmutation circles on random pieces of paper.

If your pen name is something FMA related.

If you constantly change the subjects of conversations to FMA.

If you fan about various topics from FMA nonstop.

If you connect every waking thought to something from FMA.

If you have random FMA fanfiction ideas every day, and plan to write them later.

If you constantly wonder "What would (insert favorite character here) do if he/she were here in this situation?"

If you stay up late every night to read FMA or FMA fanfictions.

If you hear songs and make connections from the lyrics to FMA.

If your icon has something to do with FMA.

If your desktop has something to do with FMA.

If you found this site by looking for FMA fanfictions.

If you see people with looks similar to any character from FMA and wish that they could perfect the look.

If you doodle anything FMA related on your schoolwork, homework, or anything else important.

If you really want to own FMA merchandise, and think anyone that does own some is amazing.

If you think of at least one "what if" statement for the FMA world every day.

If you know the FMA opening and closing themes by heart and can sing them flawlessly.

If you are actually taking the time to read this list, and are planning to make one like it.


PewDiePie Fan: Come On Bros, You Know You Wanna Spread This around!

Whenever you see Barrels you shout 'BARRELS!' out loud

You suggest PewDiePie to friends and see if they know him

You brofist the screen whenever Pewdie does, even though he can't see you

You brofist your bros

You name your pet Stephano

Whenever you see a pig you think of 'Piggeh'

If you see a suit of armor in any other video game you think they're 'untrustful'

You watch PewDiePie everyday

You've already subscribed to him

You like to compare Pewds and Crys reactions to things

Whenever you see a bunny, you say 'I'm a Bunny'

You look up games on his channel that you have already played but you want to see him play it

whenever you say 'PewDiePie' you say it like he does in his intros


You might be a Pokemon fan if:

You own stuffed Pokemon

You own a Pokeball

You own old Pokemon Cards

You've cosplayed/considered cosplaying a Pokemon

You have a Pokemon hat (like Pikachu)

Whenever you see the mouse mask on Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you think of Pikachu

You like making Pokemon noises: 'Pika!'

You draw Pokemon

You wish that you were in the Pokemon world

You get upset that they replace Brock and Misty

You're not used to Ash's hat being different, or his clothes

You have the Pokemon Theme Song as a ringtone

You sing the Pokemon Theme Song often

You take quizzes to decide what Pokemon you are

You own some of the Gameboy Advanced Pokemon Games: 'Ruby' 'Sapphire' 'Fire Red' 'Leaf Green' 'Platinum' 'Mystery Dungeon' etc

At times, you wish you were a Pokemon


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH,so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm an ITALIAN GIRL,so I MUST be a fantastic cook and housewife
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a CUTTER,so I MUST be SUICIDAL
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm ITALIAN,so I MUST be a THIEF

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your purse and clink it!


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.


FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

From Insane Demon Fox's profile:

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please re-post this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Megan. Ugh, too common...ugh...

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Meg-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Red Rabbit

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Acker

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Ashmesha

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): White Monster

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Nicole

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Briar


If you've read all of this or found something you could re-post and was able to survive...cookie for you and you are now my best friend :3

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put her on your profile
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Psych 101 by mountaingirl47 reviews
Seeking to spice up his resume, Allen becomes a shrink for other students. Kanda, a playboy, breaks the hearts of almost every girl on campus. They all end up seeing Allen to help them with their breakups. He learns everything about the Kanda Yuu. YULLEN!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,063 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Rose Garden by HipsterL reviews
Did you know? A new boy is attending Ouran and he's cute too! He has this really weird white hair and is from England. I hope he'll decide to be a host! -After suffering the death of his uncle, Mana, Allen Walker must brave... the Host Club. And what's this about a host club?- It's high school AU on DGM's side and takes place during the anime in Ouran. Yullen. One sided Kyollen.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,541 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Kyōya O. - Complete
Dear 'Sleepless in Seattle' by Sunset Tower reviews
Allen will never fall in love again. Packing up his life, he decides to move to Seattle with his son, Jean. Two years and countless of sleepless nights later, Jean decides he needs to help – and he begins by calling a radio station. An Allen/Lavi story.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Driver Instructor Trafalgar Law by traffy-ya reviews
Law is the perverted driver instructor. Luffy is simply an innocent victim who just wants to learn how to drive a car. Or is he?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Luffy, T. Law
Desperate Measures by Kirameki Nella reviews
3 years ago, Allen Walker was simply the boyfriend of Lavi Bookman. He heard all about the band Lavi was in and wanted to join, but was declined because of a 'no relationships allowed' rule. Now, after their misunderstood breakup, Allen meets Lavi once again just as he's gotten over him. So what's he to do when Lavi offers for him to join the band he couldn't join before? KxAxL
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,598 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi, Kanda Yuu] Daisya B.
Another Chance by PsychoRien reviews
Luffy died in the War Of The Best at Marineford. It's been a year now and the Whitebeard Pirates spot an island out in the New World. What happens when Ace finds an abandoned little boy in the forest? What happens when that little boy isn't a stranger at all, but someone who should have died a year ago? Inspired by A Pirates Resolve by Anjelle. No pairings. Chapter 20 is up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,147 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Straw Hats P.
A Damaged Life by AllenxEdward reviews
Edward Elric is 6 years old and has lived a rough life now he is being sent to live with his only living family, his cousin Tamaki Suoh. No yaoi, besides the normal little bit of cheesy twincest that Hitachiin twins do. Adopted and redone version of Poor Little Ed by BlairBearxoxo. Please R&R.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
The High and the Mighty by midnightstardust reviews
Allen Walker is a new college student who was unfortunate enough to get the cocky Lavi Bookman as his dormate. First day together and it's clear that they don't... Like each other... But then again every rose has it's thorns.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
Rock 'N Roll High by XxHella-ChanxX reviews
(AU) In the year of 1984, a teenager named Allen Walker moved into the city of Chicago, where he becomes fast friends with three teenagers. Allen is pretty surprised that all three teenagers are in a band, but he's even more surprised that their looking for a lead singer. Band story. BoyxBoyxBoy. Drugs, violence, swearing, sexual implications. That's why its rated 'M'
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,005 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
69 Ways to Bother Idiot Apprentice by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
"That is the worst story idea ever," Allen complained. "The worst idea ever," he repeated and then added, "Of all time." And then Cross hit Allen on the head and put him back in his cage. WARNING: Rated M for too many reasons.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian
Through The Web by rosieelfgirl reviews
A rom-com about Long-Distance relationships, bad jokes, shitty music, YouTube careers and video-games. Slap in some crazy room-mates, an international friendship with a seven year age gap (which Lavi decides not to think about too much) and a lot of driving around at night, and you have yourself 'Through The Web'. Lavi/Allen, Linalee/Kanda mentioned. Lots of characters. Modern!AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,526 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi]
Forget The World by Haibanashi reviews
Allen Walker is struggling. He's known as the school freak and is harassed by his peers. Lavi Bookman is popular. He has dashing looks and a great personality. So what happens when you put these two together? An unlikely friendship, tons of judgmental peers, and maybe a little bit of romance along the way. Human/High School/Modern Times!AU and eventual Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,126 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Allen Walker, Lavi]
Missed Something by Tokyosketch reviews
Forced by his friends to fight his drug problem in group therapy for different kind of addictions, Law is seriously considering to throw himself of a bridge, and he would have already done so, if it weren't for the black haired teenager who isn't such bad company.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [T. Law, Luffy]
Just Another Road Paved With Good Intentions by Tokyosketch reviews
The Donquixote family has been on top of the crime scene for years, when Law decided to quit, he knows staying in San Francisco is not an option anymore. Now on the run, road tripping across the state, he picks up a hitchhiker and things only get more complicated after that.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,140 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [T. Law, Luffy]
Crystal Carriages by Nials reviews
Marge Dursley dies peacefully in her sleep on June the 15th when Harry is seventeen. On June 20th, the night of her funeral, the lives of Harry Potter and his cousin Dudley are changed forever. Drawn into a century old war, will the two of them survive? Time Travel AU. Rating may change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Rise of the 14th: The Akuma's Backfire! by Kirameki Nella reviews
Allen's mission goes awry and the Akuma have stolen his Innocence. Found and taken in by Tyki, Allen has to deal with living with all of the Noah and taking tips from the 14th to survive. It appears that the Akuma are now eating the Innocence and rebelling against the Earl; which could only mean one thing: the exorcists and Noah have to team up. TykixAllenxNeah.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,730 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Allen Walker, Neah, Tyki Mikk] Millenium Earl
Fate's Music Box by Rainbow-Shota-Nipples reviews
Through one bad life to another, Allen's melody plays true. Allen's is adopted by the noahs far before he ever learned the meaning of god. Watch what happens. Not enough space. Pairing undecided, but i have a thing for adam and allen so yeah, remember that. Includes possible yaoi, yuri, and hentai, and a bunch of other nasty stuff, and allen as red, before curse.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Allen Walker, Millenium Earl, Tyki Mikk, Jasdebi
Come Wander With Me by Tokyosketch reviews
When he thinks about it, Luffy is like the sea, drawing people in, so fascinating in his nature, but also fearsome, dangerous, unpredictable, wild and simply a force to be reckoned with.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Luffy, T. Law]
Allen & Lavi Make A Porno by Mrs.Frodo reviews
Lavi and his room mate Allen are in desperate need of some cash when Lavi come up with the brilliant idea to film a pornographic movie. What happens when Allen agrees on helping him out? Laven AU with possible KandaXLenalee and possible smut.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,403 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Curses by Indiahenna reviews
Allen knew running wouldn't be easy, and that his life would only get more uncertain from now on. What he hadn't counted on was a wrong turn in the Ark, a trip to an impossible place, or how this detour might affect his journey. Year 6.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L., Allen Walker
Extensions by NoName-chan reviews
Allen's hair always seems to be short one day and then long the next. Not many take mind of it, but what if he has a secret for why that is so? Lenalee is the only one who knows, but one day in a turn of events involving a certain samurai, not only is Allen's secret revealed, but he also discovers he's not the only one hiding something. (No Pairings/SemiCrack/Oneshot-Drabble-Thing)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Dear FFN People, by NoName-chan reviews
Have you ever wondered what the cast of DGM think about your FanFictions? Do they love them? Hate them? Have any concerns about them at all? Well, now you can find out! Here is a collection of letters telling the DGM characters' thoughts to you ! REQUESTED BY lala32903 (WARNING: CRACK. This is HUMOR. Don't take it too much to heart. OOCness as well 'cause it's Crack.)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Forbidden Thoughts by midnightstardust reviews
Lavi is just Allen's new English teacher, and an immature one at that. So why does he always show up at the right times, and suddenly appear when he needed a shoulder to cry on? Why's his heart beating so fast for the mischievous red-head? LavixAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,849 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
D Gray-show by NoName-chan reviews
NoName-chan: Game Shows? Talk shows? The Wheel of "Torture?" Try combining all of those into one show! Then add the popular cast of DGM, and see where it takes you! I'm your host, NoName-chan, and this is D Gray-show! Allen: This summary is too long... NoName-chan: *Hits Allen over the head with a shovel* SHUT UP! (SemiCrack, if not total Crack; Random pairings scattered about)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 101,215 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi, Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu
Prince's Bride by FearMyPandora reviews
Lavi is a bored prince, so he decides to take a wife. So the women nobles are gathered. However, Allen doesn't want his sister to go. So he decides to go in her place to face the trails of becoming the prince's wife. Laven. Lavi/Allen. Crossdressing. Yaoi. BoyxBoy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Water in the Soul, Air in the Heart by Kirameki Nella reviews
Allen Walker is a rare, silver-finned mermaid and although Cross, his master, had told him several times to never go to the surface, Allen couldn't help but disobey him when he reads a book about the human world. There, he finds a beautiful man named Lavi and the most beautiful land he's ever seen and nice people. Now, Allen can't help but keep coming back for more. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] Cross Marian, Froi Tiedoll
You Are My Favourite Disease by Tokyosketch reviews
Law has been working at the Grandline Hospital for years now and it doesn't take him long to notice that Luffy's the worse intern he ever had.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Luffy, T. Law] - Complete
Playlist by Shadow Storyteller reviews
Discontinued
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 148,783 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
The Surprise Party by Kirameki Nella
Today is Luffy's birthday and we all know what that means! A ton of friendship is shared as the Straw Hat pirates try to distract Luffy throughout the day while Boa Hancock sets up a surprise party on a nearby island. But what do the Straw Hats have in store for their energetic captain? Distracting Luffy from something so huge is difficult, but they're determined to make it work.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Luffy, Boa Hancock, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Composed by Colorful-Crap reviews
Allen is a famous singer who wants to have a normal life, so what does he do? he goes to a public school! Studying music with other kids while no one knows who he is is strange but he makes a lot of friends. will they find out? Laven, LavixAllen, AU, Formally called 'Secret Singer'
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Why I Hate the Student Council by D-Gray-Man-Fics reviews
Starting at a new school in the middle of the year is always tough, especially when you're pegged as the "target" of the most intimidating group at school. Poker Pair. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
First Aid for the Paranoid by Kirameki Nella reviews
AceLu/ZoSan. Luffy has to go to the doctor's office for a physical, and Ace is not content with the doctor, let alone the examination. What's Ace to do when Doctor Shanks intends on touching his precious little brother? AU One-Shot!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Ace, Luffy] [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Rooftops by Haibanashi reviews
"So I shout out your name; from the rooftops I proclaim that I am yours and you are mine." A Laven one-shot. Human/High School!AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] Lenalee Lee - Complete
Carnival by NoName-chan reviews
While working at a summer carnival to pay off a debt he owes for damage, Lavi finds himself caught up in a mess of trouble. Luckily for him, a white haired girl comes to his rescue. But she runs away before he can even ask for her name, leaving him with a burning curiosity. He never would've guessed the ride he's in for when she reenters his life. (AU;LavixFem!Allen) 1/4 REWRITTEN!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Allen Walker, Lavi]
Fools for a Fool by AlNiFei reviews
"Lavi, has Allen... Ever truly laughed?" When Lavi and Lenalee came across the realization that their moyashi tends to prefer a small smile, they get all of Allen's friends -and Kanda- on board to hopefully accomplish one of their most difficult missions yet. The mission, you ask? Well, to make our not-so-little-anymore silver-haired exorcist literally 'ROFL'. Under new pen name.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
The Scars that never fade by Pineapplebombgirl reviews
Grief and sadness are apart of life. It happens to everyone, and moving on is hard. Allen has always lost those he loved, and now he looses another. (I guess it's kind of a character death fic .-. Even though they make me sad...)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Allen Walker - Complete
From What I Remember by D-Gray-Man-Fics reviews
It's always nice when it isn't a dream, isn't it? D. Gray-Man high school AU. Laven. LavixAllen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Allen Walker, Lavi
This Long Morning by Will of the Abyss - AllenxRoad reviews
When the Level Four attacks the order, all eyes are on Lenalee as her innocence upgrades to it's new and improved Crystal Type. However, does anyone know how Allen feels? Do they know what it's like to see an Akuma's soul? Maybe the order should realize how much Allen really sacrifices for his family. (No pairings, mostly Allen's POV, and no Lenalee shaming ) Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Allen Walker - Complete
Loud and Proud by Haibanashi reviews
Lavi decides to drag Allen to a party so that he can listen to Allen sing karaoke. Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan. Or well, for that matter. Human/Modern Times AU. Pre-established Laven. A one-shot for CsillaDream
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] - Complete
A Christmas In A Train by Liza Daniels reviews
what happens when two friends go on a train to a cosplay convention in Washington, when suddenly the train breaks down over a bridge between two cliffs, with no way out and tons of discoveries to make. Who fixes the train? Who do Liza and Elvira meet? What troubles do boredom lead to? read and review to find out. DOES INCLUDE LAVEN
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi
A New Life At Ouran High by Liza Daniels reviews
What happens when two best friends go and fill out a contest application for a new school? Who will they meet? Will they get accepted to Ouran High School? OR will they stay at the orphanage with Miss Klepty? what Will happen next? Should they go on? READ AND REVIEW TO FIND OUT! :D yes there is OC characters!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
Armored Love by kalsemiko reviews
Ed carries the disease that caused the death of his mother and brother. His father unknowing of the deaths, searched for a cure. Roy is fighting in WWII and meets Ed on the isolated island. Feelings grow, secrets found and Ed feeling useless enlists.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
226th Street by kitsuke-chan reviews
Living is a pretty normal thing to do, yeah totally. Living is something you have to work for, especially if your name is Allen Walker. Everyday Allen is beat and put down, teased and miss treated. Then an un-expected thing happens and life gets better.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,093 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
A Reason for Distrust by risingstarshine reviews
After a long research, the police department The Black Order has once again found a suspect for a murder case called the "Red Massacre". Allen Walker, a young spy of the police, starts his investigation, though this time he has to struggle with a whole different situation from what he's used to. What if "the suspect" slowly becomes his friend?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Unfulfilled Desires by SensualSoul03 reviews
Lavi had only one dream, and that is to make it big in the modeling industry. As his manager, Allen wishes for nothing but Lavi's success, but how can he deal with Lavi's licentious nature and one-night stands when Allen is in love with the red head?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
When The Big Apple Sleeps by mininity reviews
Getting involved with the Mafia wasn't exactly what Allen Walker expected upon his arrival in New York City. With his life on the line and emotions running high, Allen must work against time to free himself of a death sentence. To make it worse for the young photographer, he's falling for his partner, the attractive journalist Lavi Bookman. AU, Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Rosa Crux Academy for the Magically Gifted by Kaite1211 reviews
When Dumbledore asks for exorcists to protect Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament, the Black Order sends its teenage exorcists undercover as students representing Rosa Crux Acadamy. As Allen gets involved in the mission though, he starts to have flashbacks of things he doesn't remember... Are the flashbacks connected to a notebook that Hermione found, full of magical research?
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harry P., Allen Walker
Little Lavi by animeobsessed001 reviews
Lavi was helping the Science Department out in an attempt to organize the lab. It seemed easy enough. That is, until he was distracted by a certain white-haired boy he likes and gets mixed up with an unknown potion. How will Lavi survive carrying out his duties when he's stuck in the body of his child self? Laven. Rated T for language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,496 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Lavi, Allen Walker
Distant Hearts by animeobsessed001 reviews
Sequel to So Close, Yet So Far. Allen and Lavi are finally together, but Allen was forced to move away with his uncle to start a new life halfway across the country. On top of that, miscommunications and other obstacles make things even rockier than they already are. Can they manage to make their relationship work, or will it crumble? AU. Laven. Rated T for language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Hide Me Forever by FullMetal-Flames reviews
Ed and Al are children who have no parents nor any known relatives. They're both stuck in a hospital. Al forgot everything, and suffers from amnesia, while Ed is like a broken helpless doll. What happens when Roy Mustang and Jean Havoc, college students, volunteer for the hospital? AU RoyEd parental! AlJean Parental! Enjoy Cometflare :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,961 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Red and Black by siqwithaQ reviews
After a particularly disfavourable incident, Ace found himself transferred to an infamous school whose students straddled the line between not as bad as and worse than the rumours claimed. He felt himself falling into step with them a little too quickly — maybe his new friends were a bad influence on him. Maybe it was fate. {Acelu}
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
We're Still Here by LunarFallenStar0o0 reviews
When a mission goes awry and Al meets an untimely death, Ed goes into a state of depression. Roy, tired of seeing Ed like that, gives Ed an overdue mission and they head to Ouran Academy to solve the mysterious disappearances of the students.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Along For The Ride by LeFay Strent reviews
AU - This is the story of Edward Elric: car salesman. - "Oh, that's good to know that auto-theft isn't a habit then… AH!" Ed cried out as a bullet actually grazed his cheek. "Okay, I change my mind. Let me out of here!" "Too late. You're already involved," the thief said simply.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Santa Cross by thexlastxfantasy reviews
It's Christmas and little Allen's expecting Santa to come. Cross refuses, but thanks to Allen's patheticness Cross is stuck in a chimney for the rest of the night in the most uncomfortable position.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
Twelve Days of Lavi by NinjaChipmunk reviews
READ AUTHOR'S NOTE! Lavi shows his creative side to Lenalee, Allen, Iris and Kanda through a song for Christmas. Extreme randomness.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Unusual by Amelie Nockturne reviews
Ed and Al are just passing through when Alphonse sees it. And he really, really loves cats. Meanwhile, professor McGonagall waits in feline form for the arrival of the famous Boy Who Lived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Minerva M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Ode to a Moyashi by Kaite1211 reviews
Kanda reflects on his life through writing during the time that he and Johnny are looking for Allen (Spoiler for up to chapter 212). Kanda-centric; One-shot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
He's a Ninja by Jyxxie reviews
Edward had died. Al had seen his broken, bloody body. Everyone had been to his funeral. So who is this man who arrives from Xing to restore Al to his human body, and why does he seem so similar to Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Edward E.
The Perfect Soldier by mwuh-awesome reviews
When Alphonse got his body back, he became sick… really sick and the medicine needed to cure him is expensive, far too expensive for Ed; a mere major. The solution? Get himself a promotion. Become the perfect soldier, no matter the personal cost. For Al. Full summary inside. RoyxEd in later chapters, Brotherly!EdxAl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,688 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Edward E.
A Show Only For You by Super-Dog11 reviews
Allen Walker is the errand boy of an illegal freak show owned by his Master. But, then the show gets bought by a history loving old man, and a flame haired Lavi. And the bad thing? His ex-Master sold him to Lavi for money. Warning; Yaoi. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi
So Close, Yet So Far by animeobsessed001 reviews
Allen Walker was in a predicament. He was about ninety eight percent sure that he was in love with his best friend Lavi Bookman. The only problem is Lavi is dating someone else. Can Allen survive the torture of seeing the one he loves in the arms of another? AU. Laven. Rated T for language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,450 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Fullmetal Pedigree! by ShoesXsmileS reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Things do get better by oldhavebeenrenewed reviews
Tamaki takes in Edward after hearing the news of their younger brother, Alphonses, death. Edward is still trying to adjust and makes some new friends along the way of his recovery! My first crossover! Please review. T for langauge. Cannon pairings!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Of Yaoi Fanfictions, Quizzes and Fangirls by MidnightAbyssx02 reviews
The tittle says it all. When Lavi, Kanda and Allen finds Yaoi fanfictions and SemeUke quiz in a computer Lavi had found. Find out about their reactions as they explore each item in the computer! Throw in a Fangirl!Lenalee to explain! Please R&R!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Games In The Black Order by MidnightAbyssx02 reviews
Alright, Allen, left hand red! Bak, right foot yellow! Fou, right hand green! Pimple-face, right hand blue! And now the next game! "Truth." If you were pregnant,who would the father be? "EH?" Story is much better than summary! Please R&R! Pwease?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
The day Allen lost his appetite by bakaxusagi reviews
COMPLETED! After overhearing an argument, Allen unexpectedly doesn't feel like eating anymore. What does it take for the beansprout to get his appetite back? The answer: Something involving Lavi, dessert, lots of tickling and a couch. LavixAllen / Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Drawing from Life by Captive Nightingale reviews
AU College art student, Allen Walker, is having a difficult time focusing on his drawing assignment. The reason? His nude model won't stop staring at him! Poker Pair
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Stalking Allen Walker by SwingTree85 reviews
Sequel to "Stalking Lavi Bookman." The boys have finally gotten together, but not everyone is happy about it. Admirers of Lavi and Allen alike are determined to put an end to their relationship. Lavi and Allen, for their part, aren't terribly concerned
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Relapse by xX-Afflicted-Xx reviews
Allen has always had a hard time dealing with what happened with Mana. What happens when someone cruelly throws it in his face? Who will help him come to terms with it once again? After all, everyone needs someone to lean on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian
Rainy Day by xshieldmaidenx reviews
Present for moxieangel ZOMG I LOVE THAT CHICK. READ HER STUFF! . RoyxEd, shounen-ai, light yaoi, slash, boylove, etc. "You owe me one and it's about time that I collected." "…so you made me walk Black Hayate with you? IN THE RAIN!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
NinjaEd by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Mild RoyXEd Ed hears about ninja's from Ling...cuteness ensues
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Laving Allen by ReiLuvsAllen reviews
Lavi is a douche. Concocting elaborate plans, and misadventures when he could just ask a simple question.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Lavi, Allen Walker
Stalking Lavi Bookman by SwingTree85 reviews
Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,797 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Curious Rabbit is Curious by sproutmilk reviews
Lavi is curious if Allen is white all over. Laven Splash. Short ONESHOT.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Slow Motion by Dgm-yoai-lover reviews
It was a strange thing, Roy mustang thought, to watch someone be killed right before your eyes, and know that you were the one to cause their death even though you weren't the one holding the gun. royed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Nowhere Near Transylvania by SwingTree85 reviews
Late one night, Lavi sneaks into Allen's bedroom in order to fulfill the requirements of becoming a full-fledged vampire. Allen is not impressed. Things go about as well as you'd expect. AU Crack. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Geeks In Love by Novelist Pup reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Apocalypse by CherrySpringer reviews
There were only two choices: Outlive the one you loved, or bring them with you into that world of despair. However, dying was the one option I wasn’t able to take, no matter how much I wanted to. Lavi/Allen Laven AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi
One Night Stand by Kame-tan reviews
“Master, why was Ms. Fernado moaning last night?” Allen asked innocently. This question led to a very...interesting conversation between a general and his student. One-shot, Allen's childhood.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Foster Hell by Brometheus reviews
YAOI AU; Allen is put into Foster care after his fathers death. he doesn't want to be there and shuts everyone out where it counts. His 'Foster brother' understands better than anyone what Allen is going through, but the stubborn Brit wont open up easily.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
This is My Idea by Kyrill reviews
It was in the middle of night when Allen received a call from Lavi asking to meet him in school. When Allen finally reaches the school, he finds himself sneaking into the school with Lavi. What is Lavi planning? AU, Laven, Shonen-ai, Oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Journey to the East by Starr Dust reviews
After finding two magical orbs, a young man named Bulma sets out on a quest to gather them all, only to discover that he'll need a little help from a monkey tailed girl. AU, Gender Swap
Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Speculate by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Eight Years Numb by Lune-Solei reviews
What happens when you're caught between the right thing, the life anyone would want, and the one thing, the one person you really want? Who would you choose to be with? past UO, present UY, UO. SLASH. LEMONLIMEISH! Do NOT flame for pairing!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Ulrich S., Odd D. - Complete
A Book About Pancakes by Torp reviews
[One Shot] Bookman told Lavi to read a book, any book. But he didn’t expect Lavi to find a book like that one.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Didja Ever Hear? by Smarkis reviews
Ravi's storytelling leaves a lot to be desired. Ravi and Allen in the library. No spoilers, no profanity.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Eyes by Firemoon reviews
Kanda liked Allen. Allen liked Rabi. And Rabi? He watched. Rated T. RR please.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
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A Heat That Shouldn't Be Slain reviews
Lavi is sent to a school that practices slaying dragons. Now, he and a few others are sent out into the forest to complete a difficult test that might cost them their lives. However, there's something up in this forest and surviving becomes tougher. During the survival, Lavi meets a strange boy that befriends dragons. He learns that not everything is exactly as it seems. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014
Learning From Our Mistakes reviews
It was a small mistake Allen made, getting into a fight with one of the popular kids named Kanda, that is. Because of that mistake, he ended up being hated by everyone, including his crush, Lavi. However, maybe it wasn't only Allen who made a mistake. Perhaps the others made the mistake of not giving him a second chance...well, now it was time to learn from those mistakes. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee
The 14th Room reviews
Allen Walker is a mental patient at Black Order Hospital. Lavi Bookman is just a simple Candy Striper looking for something eventful. So what happens when the two meet? Allen, who has never spoken to anyone since his stay, actually responds for once when he sees Lavi. Now Lavi is assigned to help him out...but just what made him so special anyways? Laven. AU. Side pairings as well!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,321 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Hearts Of Deception reviews
Allen Walker is a secret agent searching for the man who killed her father. As her disguise, she's a male high school student since her target is connected to the nearby school; but what happens when she falls in love with her best friend of four years, Lavi Bookman? How will she be able to focus on her path with love blocking her way? Fem!Allen. Dedicated to midnightstardust.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Allen Walker, Lavi]
I Love You, Allen reviews
As Mana helps Allen grow up he starts to wonder who is really important in his life and starts to regret trying to change Allen into his little brother. In the last few moments of his life, all he wants to do is go back and erase what he'd done to Allen. But, it was already too late for that now...Character Death!Fic. Warning: Spoilers of the 14th!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Allen Walker, Mana W. - Complete
DGray-CRACK reviews
The ay-man characters are thrown into a world of CRACK, courtesy of yours truly. This is PURE CRACK. Warning: Oddities and any of the sort are within this package. No True Pairings but there will most likely be hints of Laven, Yullen, Poker Pair, and perhaps others but nothing too serious...unless you like that kind of stuff. Ideas, Suggestions, and Requests are welcome.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Jealousy and What It Leads To reviews
Sora loves Christmas but Riku simply hates it. Why? Well, it could have something to do with a jolly man in a red suit and a Christmas Wish List. Riku gets jealous and Sora wants to know why. How's Riku going to deal with his little jealousy problem? It'll take a little effort, but Riku's desperate to get Sora's attention. SoRiku Christmas Fic. Rated T. Two-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sora, Riku
First Impressions reviews
In high school, Lavi was the Senior that loved to play jokes on people, but when one joke went too far, a certain Allen Walker had to pay for it. Being picked on for the rest of his years at high school, four years later, Allen could finally escape from all that by moving out. Now, the two meet again, but will Allen be able to forgive Lavi to start something new? For Laven Week! AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 210,472 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The Bathroom Stall reviews
Allen Walker is one of the normal freshman students at his school. One without a lover at that...so how can a trip to the bathroom change all that? Allen finds writing on a bathroom stall and just reading it changed his life for the better. Who could've known that the popular Senior named Tyki Mikk could have a crush on him? One-shot. Poker Pair. Rated T for cursing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Ouran High School Yaoi Club! reviews
Zoey and Chloe are trying to start their own yaoi club at Ouran Academy! But how are they going to do that when the only main attraction is the Host Club? They visit the host club on a whim and get into so much more than they bargained for! Working for the host club means serious business when you have a dark past you want to keep secret! Will they find out about them? OC'sxTwins!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
Vampiric Love reviews
Kaiden Shade was only 5 years old when her big sister Melonie was killed and she was transformed into a Vampire. Roy Mustang saved her so now she owes him as a bodyguard and assassin in the military. Then she meets the Elric brothers while on her quest for vengance but will she help them on their journey or will they help her? And why is Edwards blood so tempting? EdxOC ::Hiatus::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,693 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC
Edward Elric at Hogwarts! Book 2 reviews
What happens when Roy Mustang gets nonstop letters to Edward Elric about entering Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts! With the help of Edward, will the golden trio be able to figure out the Chamber of Secrets? And what about Alphonse and Winry? You guys will probably hate me for this but...::Hiatus::
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,003 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
Minecraft Maniacs reviews
In which the Black Order and other characters play minecraft and enjoy themselves by burning down houses, destroying the environment, getting blown up by Creepers, and falling into a large pit of lava. No real plot to this story...Crack fic. Rated T for SobaSamurai's potty mouth. Ideas and OC's are welcome :)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Vocal Problems reviews
Ed loses his voice and has a report to turn in. How will he get by in Roy's office without talking about it? What is Roy to do about it? What if Roy thinks its all a game of charades? Will he lose his patience with him? Read to find out - RoyEd One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sick reviews
Ed's sick so Al reports in to a curious Roy Mustang. You know what they say, Curiosity killed the cat! Roy finds Ed in a terrible condition and helps him get better. The next day Roy gets sick while he's in the office and watches Ed, who is amused by the whole thing and he goes up to him and...RoyEd. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Doggy Ears and Shrimps reviews
What happens when Edward, Envy, Alphonse, Ling, and Mustang's crew get sent to the Fuedal Era where InuYasha lives? Humor Explodes! and Havoc ends up flirting with Miss Centipede! Will Inu and Ed ever get along? Read and find out! Rated T for potty mouths :3 Finally Completed!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Inuyasha, Edward E. - Complete