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‘Manga: My anti-drug… because when you’re addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?’
‘Fan fiction… because it’s cheaper than therapy’
‘The men I ever loved are animated.’
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."
‘I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it’
"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that
"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if the said girl can kick your ass"
"I'm not awesome, you just suck."
"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"Sorry I'm late but I got lost on the path of life." by Hatake Kakashi from Naruto.
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" by Hatake Kakashi (To Naruto)
"Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. If I'm going to be called scum either way, I'd ratherbreak the rules! And if that's not being a proper shinobi, then I'll destroy that idea!" by Uchiha Obito (To Kakashi)
"I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word! That's my nindo: my ninja way!" by Uzumaki Naruto (To neji)
"You can do it too, because after all, unlike me, you're not a failure." by UzumakiNaruto (To Neji)
"If that's what it means to be wise, I'd be happier living as a fool!" by Uzumaki Naruto (To Jiraiya)
"You will find the answer... I believe in you." by Namikaze Minato (To Naruto)
"When a person... has something important they want to protect... that's when they can become truly strong" by Haku (To Naruto)
"I want to protect the person important to me... I want to work for that person. I want to fight for that person. I want to make that person's dream come true... That is my dream" by Haku (To Naruto)
"When I'm with Naruto...he makes me want to...walk with him." by Nara Shikamaru (To his father)
"I've got energy to spare and sparkling charm. The Eight-Tailed Beast's a killer bee rockin' the melody! OH YEAH!" by Kirabi
Random copy things:
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. if you're on of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. and if you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, Feed Meh Bacon, DooomWolf, unluckyXIII, Johanni93
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If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile.
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93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Katana Black, birdzgoboom, unlucky XIII, Johanni93
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If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
You studied with Hermione
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
This has got to be one of the most clever
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
10 Commandments of a Teenager:
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)