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Author has written 20 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Umbrella Academy, and Misc. Movies.
"Three Cheers For Tyranny, Unapologetic Apathy..." MCR
"Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying..." MCR
"Look alive sunshine. 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit, you're here w/ me, Dr. Death Defy. I'll be your surgeon your proctor, your helicoptor, pumping out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive. a system failure for the masses, ANTI MATTER FOR THE MASTER PLAN! Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny. this one's for all you rock n rollers. all you crash queens and motor baby's listen up!...
The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary! It's time to DO IT NOW and DO IT LOUD! Killjoys, make some noise!" MCR
"I like my coffee black just like my metal..." MSI
"standing on the rooftops, everybody scream your heart out!" LostProphets
"Let's get wasted, super 'uh!'" BOTDF
"LET THE BODIES HIS THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!" Drowning pool
"I am broken, wretched and divine! I am the unspoken, the ones they left behind. Fearless, fight until we die. I am broken, the wretched and divine"
I used to write a lot of anime fanfiction (Death Note, Ouran, Hetalia) but now I write bandfics for My Chemical Romance.
ON DEVIANTART I AM CalculateTheObvious
Deviantart is my primary site, and that's where everything goes. Not everything shows up here, or on my wattpad(also Calculatetheobvious)
IF you guys want to contact me feel free to PM me, I check it every day!
also I am open for editing and beta-ing. So lemme know:) or if ya just need a proof reader. ILYA
What's worth reading:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about politics.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be FUCKING THEM ALL.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
That is all. Stop wasting your time here you butt munchers! Scroll down to the good stuff! Or just leave and go suck a fat baby. Your choice. :3 Later!
"...OH MOTHER what the war did to my legs and to my tongue! You should have raised a baby girl I should hav been a better son! If you could coddle the infection they could amputate at once. You should have been, I should have been a better son..." MCR Mama
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I'm too punk rock for this shit...