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Joined 05-29-12, id: 4027752, Profile Updated: 05-23-15
Author has written 14 stories for Hunger Games, Okami, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, Animal Crossing, Legend of Zelda, Tomodachi Life, Kirby, and Hatoful Boyfriend.

Current Status (5/20): I hate when I go to update and can't think of a decent chapter title. Oh well. I still want to hold out hope that we can reach double digits in reviews every chapter.

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SALUTATIONS! And welcome to my profile.

The name's Hoprocker! I used to have all these facts here about myself and a random rant but now I don't. Sorry.

Here's a fact for you...I'm amazing.

Just kidding, that's more of an opinion, isn't it?

...All of my opinions are actually facts.

Enough rambling. Enjoy your stay. Look at some awesome fanart, listen to a theme song, vote in the poll. I don't know.


My sister recommended having a section like this on my profile so why not. I can ramble as much as I want here. But instead of doing all of my stories, I'm just gonna list the in-progress ones.


From Utopia: The Final Hunger Games

One of my more popular stories, a SYOT (Submit Your Own Tribute) featuring children reaped from the Capitol. Told in third person because I can't stand 1st person SYOTs. You should never switch between more than 2-3 POVs when you're in 1st person. I try to divide parts equally between characters so they all get a chance to shine, but it's pretty tough to do. I'm very plot-focused as well. I've always written what I believe makes for the best story instead of aiming to please fans or bribing people that their characters will live longer if they review.

If you're going to ask me to contribute to a 24 tributes-24 authors story, don't bother. I don't play well with others.

I would list some of my inspirations, but I'm afraid it could get a bit spoilery so I will hold off on that.

Current Progress: Updates, start of day 2. Writing-wise, start of day 3.

Next Update: This week if I get two more reviews. Gots ta keep to those double digits.

O Fortuna Velut Luna

Yet another SYOC, this one a murder mystery that takes place in the Dangan Ronpa universe. Thankfully only sixteen characters instead of twenty-four. Also, the story takes place at an American college instead of a Japanese high school. The characters have a wide campus to roam instead of tight indoor quarters. Monobear, of course, is in on the fun.

Since I was not a fan of the second DR game (gave up reading during the first case), all "lore" is taken from the first.

Current Progress: I am not talented when it comes to writing murder mysteries. This has caused the story to be very on again, off again, and at some points it seemed like it would never be continued. I feel there are too many good ideas and good characters to let it die so I will continue to keep trying.

Next Update: Coming when I finish the next chapter (so you know...haven't even started on it)

An Elephant Never Forgets

I have so much pride in this story! Definitely one of my most creative works. A good blend of horror, mystery, humor, suspense, comedy...you name it. I infused a good amount of nostalgia from my past with Animal Crossing, but only little things so the reader won't feel completely left out. It was very fun to write and hopefully will be fun to read.

Current Progress: The story is complete! There is only one more chapter to put up. Sadly, next to no one has reviewed the climax, which has been extremely disheartening. It's a chapter I had really been hoping to get some feedback on.

Next Update: Coming when I get more reviews, hopefully. I also need to update my dream town.

Way of the Dragon

A backstory of my favorite newcomer in Hyrule Warriors, Volga. I'm at the point in the story where I am basically rewriting the events of Hyrule Warriors, but I'm hoping to put a fresh spin on it since it's from Volga's perspective.

Current Progress: Only one more chapter until the story is completed!

Next Update: Whenever I finish that chapter. Haven't been into Hyrule Warriors as of late, so it's been tough motivating to write it.

Hunger Games Outtakes

Wow, I really need to update the description on that one. Contrary to what it says, I will be putting up a few FU outtakes there. I have at least three in mind so keep an eye out for those. (Update: HAHAHA I forgot what the three are...uh...maybe I should have written them down. I have at least ONE in mind. Curse you altzheimer's!)

Current Progress: Sporadic Updates

Next Update: ?

The Loneliest Star

Kirby story I wrote ages ago and finally put up cause why not. No one's really reading it but eh, that's all right. Better than leaving it to rot in a forgot corner of my documents folder.

Current Progress: It's finished.

Next Update: When I feel like it.


Stuff that I will probably write at some point.

Ghirahim/Fi Story

No title at the moment, but I'm planning a backstory detailing Ghirahim and Fi's history. Takes place in the Skyward Sword universe, during the war between Hylia and Demise. Still in planning stages.


Stuff I have in my word documents that I have no plans to put up, but maybe I will if someone really wants to read them.

DR Story (Oneshot)

A fluffy oneshot of Naegi chillin with his friends at school, bein all happy and takin some pictures of each other. It was supposed to be longer and include a school dance and fun sleepovers but meh. Unfinished but I could probably wrap it up quickly. There's not much to it though.

Blood Red

That Pokemon/Hunger Games crossover I mentioned. I had a lot of good ideas and even wrote a few chapters, but I don't think it will be continued at this point. It's good writing though. I like writing animals and that includes Pokemon.

Bonfire Night (Oneshot)

A small oneshot for a contest on My Candy Love featuring Kentin. For the record, I did not win. Probably because it was too angsty and lacking in the romance department. Maybe I'll put it up for funsies to see if I get a review or two.

The Tragic Life of Bobby (Oneshot)

A short Majora's Mask story centering on that little Bomber who stands in front of the hideout for three days straight without food, drink, or sleep, only to die when the moon touches down. Unfinished. Probably wouldn't be hard to finish it though.


Hoprocker (official tumblr): hoprocker-hunger-games.tumblr.com

felicitea/lunarisque: http://al-liance.tumblr.com/

kopykat101: http://mexicancat-girl.tumblr.com/tagged/mexicat-arts (search the 'from utopia' tag)

42nd, 43rd, 44th Games Fanart (and other fanmade goodies)

Hoprocker: http://twilitprincess.deviantart.com/gallery/43419691

SomeRandomScribbler/felicitea: The 43rd Hunger Games Cover


lunarisque: The 42nd Hunger Games Cover

Ashbrie13: http://ashbrie13.deviantart.com/art/44th-HG-Charas-367894937?q=gallery%3Aashbrie13&qo=2

The Head Gamemaker: The 44th Hunger Games Cover
http://joffray-baratheon.tumblr.com/ (tribute profile thingies)

PinaColadaFox: http://pinacoladafox.deviantart.com/art/Hapi-Concept-Art-324621504

gingericus19: http://kookie-togami.tumblr.com/post/49396649127/blurryinferno-i-decided-to-make-a-trailer-for

lucky str1k3: http://purplee-stark08.deviantart.com/art/A-Tribute-To-My-Fans-370048699?q=gallery%3Apurplee-stark08%2F35888425&qo=0

Our Happy Ending Fanart: http://imquiteseriousaboutart.tumblr.com/post/51225527375/bad-end-theory

O Fortuna Fanart

Hoprocker: http://twilitprincess.deviantart.com/gallery/44186438

SachikoDespair: http://sachikodespair.deviantart.com/art/Libra-Lumiere-SCL-Film-Director-389838511

lunarisque: http://tridentkind.deviantart.com/art/judging-u-rly-hard-379835963

SkyFireAngel: http://skyfireangel.deviantart.com/gallery/44202779

The Head Gamemaker: http://ioffreybaratheon.tumblr.com/post/66467811172/o-fortuna-velut-luna-by-hoprocker-characters

Punkin-Oau: http://punkin-oau.deviantart.com/art/The-Kids-Don-t-Stand-a-Chance-410941322

An Elephant Never Forgets Fanart: http://twilitprincess.deviantart.com/art/Taytay-447092808


The Hunger Games


O Fortuna

Robin - Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

Libra - Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds

I'll leave the Hoprocker pledge here for those who need it:

"I promise I'll be super chill about this and not start any drama. If Hoprocker does not accept my character, I will be slightly disappointed, but I can also rejoice in the fact that my creation will not die brutally at the hands of another. Instead, I will treat myself to some ice cream cake with a smile. Amen."

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Dismissed by Xandra Fox reviews
With four survivors and only three seat belts in the cab of Uncle Jess's truck, Daryl Dixon is faced with a life altering decision—and the reality that he'll have to screw people over in order to survive. Hit the road with the Dixon bros as they grapple with not only flesh-eating freaks, but horrid video game mechanics too. Inspired by the "Survival Instinct" game, pre-Atlanta. TBC
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8 - Daryl D., Merle D.
The Customer Is (Not) Always Right by Xandra Fox reviews
Follow the chronicles of Rupin the Gear Peddler as he scams unaware customers, tolerates irritating co-workers, and attempts to conquer his first world problems. Skyward Sword, as told through the eyes of a cynical shopkeeper.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,862 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Rupin
Carol of the Birds by Xandra Fox reviews
Rupin is bitter the Bazaar is closing for the holidays and he won't make any money for an entire week. But when he is paid a chilling visit by the demon living under his house, he's whisked on a fantastical spiritual journey through past, present and future that just might transform his greedy heart for good. Or not. Skyloftian retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Rupin, Batreaux, Goselle
MASQUERADE by Xandra Fox reviews
In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend that tells of a boy. Cursed beyond recognition and left for dead, he clawed his way out of the Earth and happened upon the mysterious world of Termina, a world on the brink of an inevitable calamity. But how can he light the way for those who despair if he himself cannot remove his own mask? *DISCONTINUED*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Link, Tatl
The Chronicles of Hipengy the Playa by Hipengy reviews
Follow the adventures of Hipengy the playa as he gets himself into love quadrangles and other terrifying encounters with Club Penguin's most dangerous creatures--girls. The best part? Everything that happens in this story actually happened! It's all true!
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,139 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009
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The Loneliest Star reviews
When Dreamland is in need, its residents love and celebrate Kirby. When it's not, they fear him. He spends most of his days alone or in the company of his sole friend, Marx. Despite everything, Kirby will always rise to the challenge and save the day...no matter what the cost. Dramatic retelling of Kirby Superstar Ultra.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12h - Published: 2/28 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, King Dedede, Marx
From Utopia: The Final Hunger Games reviews
It's been five years since the 75th Hunger Games drew to an abrupt end. Everyone thought it was over-that it was the beginning of a new era. Then came a decision that changed everything. Now, 24 children of the Capitol are going to face the very bloodshed they used to celebrate. But little do they know, this Hunger Games is going to be unlike any other they've ever experienced...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,837 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/28/2014
Waiting at the Edge of Forever reviews
A lonely bird waits in the unchanging afterlife for a loved one who will never come.
Hatoful Boyfriend - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20
Hunger Games Outtakes reviews
Excerpts from a trio of unforgettable Hunger Games: The Disastrous 42nd, Fire and Ice, the 43rd, and the 44th. Soon to be joined by "From Utopia," an AU fic involving children of the Capitol. Includes deleted scenes, AUs, and more, but most of it is just for laughs! To those that know, love, and dreadfully miss their favorite characters, enjoy this extra fanservice.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,044 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Other tributes
Way of the Dragon reviews
Never run from a fight. Always exact vengeance. Die with honor. This is the Way of the Dragon; the life Volga embraced after his own kin left him for dead. Multi-chaptered backstory, leading into the events of Hyrule Warriors.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/2 - Volga
O Fortuna Velut Luna reviews
The Most Despair-Inducing Incident in the History of Mankind...it only makes sense that such a catastrophic event would spread to the other side of the world. While Naegi and company fought their battles, a new story unfolded at St. Fortuna's University for the Naturally Gifted. A story filled with pain, grief, and a very fleeting amount of hope. This is that story.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,503 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/4/2013
An Elephant Never Forgets reviews
Dizzy the elephant was ready for a new life, a fresh start in a flourishing town. But after making the big move, a chain of mysterious events begins to unravel in his life. Odd rumors and disturbing urban legends come to light. At the center of it: a little, shiny-eyed girl who seems to know Dizzy, somehow. She appears innocent enough…but appearances aren't everything…
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/20/2013
The Lookalike reviews
"If the save data gets erased...what happens to us?" A little mii gets existential.
Tomodachi Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Complete
Final Judgment: The 44th Hunger Games reviews
24 children are reaped for the 44th Hunger Games to atone for the sins of the past. After a violent first day in the arena, the tributes soon find that this tropical archipelago has a secret: each island represents one of the seven deadly sins. As blood is spilt and dark feelings come to light, each tribute will take up the fight for their life...until it is their turn to fall.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 247,425 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
World So Cold reviews
When she left, she left behind a changed world. Peace descended upon the land and demons retreated into the shadows. But she also left behind an empty shell. Everything Oki had ever lived for vanished before his eyes and a new, tedious lifestyle was forced upon him. Now, left in the grip of a curse, he may just become the one thing he's feared and hated for all of his life.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Oki - Complete
Our Happy Ending reviews
She's had it with this tedious lifestyle. I am willing to change, but she is not. She'd rather die than continue to live like this, trapped in this school. And now she's going to get the both of us executed-but before that, she's going to kill Byakuya and crucify him. I can't let that happen. I have to warn him. "Bad Ending" AU, one-sided Touko/Byakuya, traces of Aoi/Byakuya
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Fukawa T., Togami B., Naegi M., Asahina A. - Complete
Before Byakuya's Scent Fades Away reviews
That Byakuya is such a hottie! Too bad he had to go and betray Miss Gloomy. It doesn't seem like she'll be coming back anytime soon. But at least I get to do whatever I want now that the trial's over! And I just might be in the mood to murder a handsome face...just kidding, that would be Super High School Level Boring ! Let's make things more interesting. One-sided Touko/Byakuya
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Fukawa T., Togami B. - Complete
Fire and Ice: The 43rd Hunger Games reviews
Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Which side will you take? The 24 tributes that enter into the 43rd annual Hunger Games will have the choice of whether they want to burn or freeze in this harsh arena. But many of these strong-willed competitors will not be going down without a fight. Welcome to the 43rd Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,273 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Disastrous 42nd Hunger Games reviews
24 tributes enter, but only one will reign supreme and be crowned victor of the 42nd annual Hunger Games. Follow each tribute as they fight through one of the most exciting Games since the First Quarter Quell. Set in a pristine city, treacherous disasters lie in wait, ready to rip this arena to shreds. Welcome to the Disastrous 42nd, and may the odds be ever in your favor...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,601 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes - Complete