Author has written 19 stories for Producers, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Little Shop of Horrors, Clue, Rocky Horror, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Igor, Misc. Movies, Reservoir Dogs, Monsters Inc., Superjail!, RENT, and Penguins of Madagascar.
Hi, my name's Sierra.Gem. Things I enjoy are The Producers, Glee, Rocky Horror, and Broadway musicals. Please, no flames on my stories. You're allowed to say that they need work and point out their flaws, but please, no flames. Fire is a dangerous thing and if you set a building on fire, it spreads to the old folks' home across the street. Please, no flames. For the elderly.
SOME OF MY PHILOSOPHIES:
1) If you can't think positively, think in reverse psychology.
2) You don't have to watch the awards show to know that Neil Patrick Harris won the award. He always wins something, whether or not he deserved it.
3) Don't think so far ahead, unless you're having a stroke of genius and need to get all your ideas out.
4) Old people should not use young people vocabulary, e.g. "wingman" or "homie."
5) Grease is the word.
6) As long as Boardwalk Empire is still on the air, we're all safe.
7) Don't feed the plants.
8) You know you'd rather be sailing.
9) Don't dream it, be it!
10) Horrible is just what the doctor ordered.
11) You better wise up, Janet Weiss (SLUT!).
12) Steve Buscemi. Just...Steve Buscemi.
And I leave you with one more dose of epicocity,
13) Don't get your hopes up.
Saw this on a Fanfiction.net account and decided to play the game. Will I get sued for that?
01. Quinn Fabray (Glee)
02. Riff Raff (Rocky Horror)
03. Seymour Krelborn (Little Shop of Horrors)
04. Wadsworth (Clue)
05. Rachel Berry (Glee)
06. Kurt Hummel (Glee)
07. Queen Doris (The Forbidden Zone)
08. Betty Rizzo (Grease)
09. Tina Cohen-Chang (Glee)
10. Leo Bloom (The Producers)
11. Frank-N-Furter (Rocky Horror)
12. Gordon Schwinn (A New Brain)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, I haven't and I think I would want to. Kurt would be too scared of him.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No. Poor forgotten Asians.
Do you think Two and Six would make a cute couple?
Considering how Kurt played Riff Raff, that would be creepy, but regardless, no.
Five/Ten or Five/Nine? Why?
I think Rachel/Leo would be pretty funny to see. I think they'd be pretty happy together.
Do you recall any fics about One?
Yes, but the certain one I recall was pretty inappropriate. Sorry to offend you Quinntana shippers...
Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?
Riff Raff/Queen Doris. He'd be a pretty good servant to her. I'm sure that extends beyond normal duties if I know Queen Doris.
Would Five and Three make a good couple?
Yes! I would love to see Rachel/Seymour!
Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?
Oh, Gordon, definitely.
One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?
Quinn/Rachel, because even though I don't ship Faberry, it's way cuter.
Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?
Tina, definitely. She's pretty badass once you get down to her.
Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...their reaction?
Riff Raff and Queen Doris are making out (prophecy fulfilled). Leo walks in and begins to scream uncontrollably and go into hysterics.
Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who would they choose?
Probably Tina. She's safer.
What would happen if Seven discovered Ten and Three in a secret relationship?
Either not care, since they're both not man enough for her, or want in on it.
Is there such thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?
Um...not that I know of.
Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Get It Right."
What would be a good pickup line for Eleven to use on Six?
Oh my GOD. Well, if I must, I think just "Enchanté" would make Kurt sold. Last time I checked, he's a sucker for French.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because she's so promiscuous. Or maybe because of her outrageous fashion choices.
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Kills her, of course. God, Tina gone to the bad side...
Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?
He has a breakdown.
Four jumps you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?
Riff Raff, probably. Leo would be too scared and Queen Doris would delight in seeing my pain.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Quinn and Queen Doris are in a happy relationship until Tina runs off with Queen Doris. Quinn, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Frank-N-Furter and a brief unhappy affair with Gordon, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Seymour. (Besides the first part, I can picture all of that.)
What title would you give this fic?
"Someone to Love." Cheesy, I know.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
He'd have a hard time explaining it to Roger, Rhoda, and Mimi. She'd confess to Marty, who'd tell everyone, and she'd sing "There Are Worse Things I Could Do." Duh on that one.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She'd obviously want some. I don't have a dirty mind, I assure you, but I'm just being honest.
What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?
I'd tell him to just quit working for Mr. Bungee's Lilypad. It's obviously driving him crazy.
What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?
I wouldn't be surprised. I'm actually shocked that the writers haven't made her do that to herself yet. They just can't give Quinn a break!
Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Just bring it back when you're done, okay?" I mean, really, that's a Kurt thing to do, so I wouldn't mind very much.
Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at three in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Oh, God, how can they stand the horrible abomination that's "What Makes You Beautiful?"
How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
I would close the door, walk away, and wonder what he was up to. I mean, he obviously had the idea, whatever the idea was.
Two, Five, One, Six, Eight, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. One asks Eight and Eight says Truth. One asks who Eight loves and Eight confesses their true love for Four. Four does not share the feeling and, in fact, is in a secret relationship with Five. Eight is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Three while Four and Five run into the sunset together. However, One is secretly in love with Three and becomes jealous of Eight, who, after the comfort from Three, gets in a relationship with Three, and so One decides to murder Eight, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Seven and is sent to prison, allowing Eight and Three to continue their relationship.
Riff Raff, Rachel, Quinn, Kurt, Rizzo, and Seymour are playing Truth or Dare. Quinn asks Rizzo and Rizzo says Truth. Quinn asks who Rizzo loves and Rizzo confesses her true love for Wadsworth. Wadsworth does not share the feeling and, in fact, is in a secret relationship with Rachel. Rizzo is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Seymour while Wadsworth and Rachel run into the sunset together. However, Quinn is secretly in love with Seymour and becomes jealous of Rizzo, who, after the comfort from Seymour, gets in a relationship with Seymour, and so Quinn decides to murder Rizzo, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Queen Doris and is sent to prison, allowing Rizzo and Seymour to continue their relationship. (I always knew Quinn was crazy.)
What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?
I'd feel pretty happy and a bit hopeful that I'll be spared in one of his twisted murder games!
Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?
Listen and listen good!
More awkward Fanfiction.net games! Yay!
So this is some kind of game where you have a bunch of questions and you shuffle your music, and you have to write down the name of the song that comes next for every question. Let's try it!
If someone says "Is this okay?" you say: "Deep Love" from Young Frankenstein
What would best describe your personality? "I Say a Little Prayer" by Dionne Warwick (Cute!)
What is your life's purpose? "Hell to the No" by Glee Cast (o_0)
What do you look for in a guy/girl? "I'm Not That Girl" from Wicked (Erm...I'm not sure what to say about this one.)
What is your motto? "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac (Well...)
What do your friends think of you? "Gives You Hell" by the All-American Rejects (I SHOULD HOPE NOT!)
What do you think about very often? "Once In a While" from Rocky Horror (Untrue, just for the record.)
What do you think of your best friend? "Pirelli's Miracle Elixir" from Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (What?!)
What do you think of the person you like? "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler (That one goes right to the heart. :p)
What is your lifestory? "Hold It Against Me" by Britney Spears (That's more than a little disturbing.)
What do you want to be when you grow up? "The Early Years: A Scrapbook" from Jersey Boys (That's pretty much the most awesome answer I could get.)
What do you think when you see the person you like? "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera (Yep.)
What do your parents think of you? "Tonight" from West Side Story (I'm going to assume this was about the day I was born.)
What will you dance to at your wedding? "Please Don't Touch Me" from Young Frankenstein (*fighting back tears of laughter*)
What will they play at your funeral? "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel (If those hypothetical kids are mine, they will definitely have organized that funeral.)
What is your hobby/interest? "Mister Sandman" by the Chordettes (Well, I do like to sleep and dream...except not about Liberace.)
What is your biggest secret? "Blackbird" by the Beatles (Kinda true...who listens to my innermost thoughts? Sorry, getting a little emotional there.)
What do you think of your friends? "Hades" from The Frogs (Yep, I do think some of my friends are Hell-partiers. :D)
What's the worst thing that could happen? "The Book Report" from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown (Having to do a book report...that's pretty much right.)
How will you die? "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" by Whitney Houston (I'll die from partying?! SWEET!)
What is the one thing you regret? "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson (Making public mistakes is something I regret. Does that tie in enough?)
What makes you laugh? "Listen to Your Heart" by D.H.T. (Not really...)
What makes you cry? "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John & Kiki Dee (Shouldn't this and the above be reversed?)
Will you get married? "I Can Make You a Man (Reprise)" from Rocky Horror (THE WEDDING MARCH AT THE END!!!! IT'S A SIGN FOR YES!!!!!!)
What scares you the most? "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" by Michael Jackson
Does anyone like you? "Roxie: Part II" from Chicago (That's a yes! [I'm really glad that didn't come out as "Hell to the No." o_0])
If you could go back in time, what would you change? "Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat" from Guys & Dolls (...Well played, iPod...)
What hurts right now? "Trouty Mouth" by Glee Cast (That is too funny!!)
If you could change the future, how would you change it? "Better Than Neil" from Commentary! The Musical (By executing NPH? *sob* I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!!!)
If you had to sing to your lover, what would you sing? "I Love to Travel (Reprise)" from The Frogs (That's 70% dialogue...I guess this is a person I wouldn't want to sing for. Well, that's a bad lover.)
What are you unconsciously avoiding? "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror (...I need to have a long, deep stare in the mirror.)
How do you view life? "Science Fiction/Double Feature" from Rocky Horror (...Yep, pretty much.)
What kind of friends will you have when you're older? "My New Philosophy" from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown (Please, those are the kinds of friends I have now! That's even ME!)
What will your lifestyle be when you're older? "You Never Say Good Luck On Opening Night" from The Producers (Oh my gosh, I'm going to achieve my dream of being a Broadway star?! BOOYAH, FOOLS!!!!--I mean, I'd like to thank the Academy...)
Looking back at your life, what do you see? "Man About Town" from Young Frankenstein (This surprisingly works. I had to grow up somehow.)
If you decided to change your life this very instant, what would you say to your parents? "The Dark Knight Is Confused" by The Key of Awesome (I'M BATMAN?!?!?!?!?!)
What will you post this as? "I Can Make You a Man" from Rocky Horror (That question doesn't even make any friggin' sense to me, so...WHOO, YEAH, CHARLES ATLAS!!!)
SOME PERSONALITY STUFF THAT I GOT FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFILE:
Name: Katie F
Theme Song: "The Bitch of Living" from Spring Awakening
Personality: Loves theatre and Broadway so much, is a RENThead and a Slut (my two most important fandoms), Disnerd, Whose Line is it Anyway? fan, and writer and movie buff
Interests: Broadway, theatre, movies, improv, acting, singing, dancing, writing, Disney
Type of music I like: Show tunes and classic rock
Role Models: Mel Brooks, Patti LuPone, Madeline Kahn, and Kevin Smith
Dreams to: Become an actress on Broadway -- my 4 dream roles, in order of importance, are: Frank-N-Furter (The Rocky Horror Show); Mimi Marquez (RENT); Dolly Levi (Hello, Dolly!); Eponine Thénardier (Les Misérables); The Emcee (Cabaret); Elphaba Thropp (Wicked)
Hair: Brown, long
Appearance: Pale, dark circles under my eyes, kinda chubby, embarrassingly big boobs
Most important thing to know about me: I love and am destined for Broadway
Favorite Food: Cake
Favorite Video Game: Any of the Just Dance games
Favorite Movie: The Producers (2005)
Favorite Actor: Nathan Lane
Favorite Actress: Madeline Kahn
Favorite Disney Movie: Frozen or Monsters, Inc./Monsters University
Favorite Musical: RENT!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Disney Character: Queen Elsa (Frozen) or Randall Boggs (MI/MU)
Favorite TV Character: THE WARDEN (Superjail!)
Favorite Video Game Character: Kirby, cause he's adorable
Favorite YouTuber: Jack Douglass (Jacksfilms)
Favorite Broadway Performer: Patti LuPone
Favorite TV Series: MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
Favorite Quote: "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe
Favorite Restaurant: Subway
Favorite Book: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Favorite Historical Period: The Roaring Twenties
Favorite Singer: Taylor Swift
Favorite Author: John Green
Favorite Song: "Sideburns Don't Need Your Sympathy" from The Beatniks (bonus points for the riffed version from MST3K)
Favorite Disney Song: "Let It Go" from Frozen or "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from Hercules
Favorite Band: Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons
Favorite Superhero: Batman
Movie that I have loved since childhood: Anastasia
Movie types that I love: Comedy, musical
Celebrity Crush: Benedict Cumberbatch
Dream Prom Date: ANTHONY RAPP
02. A New Brain
03. Avenue Q
04. Jersey Boys
05. The Music Man
01. The Producers (2005)
02. Hello, Dolly!
04. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
05. Ghost World
06. Blazing Saddles
08. The Wedding Singer
09. MST3K: The Movie
10. Manos: The Hands of Fate
11. The Big Lebowski
12. Shock Treatment
13. The Blues Brothers
14. Sixteen Candles
15. The Breakfast Club
16. Annie Hall
18. Guys & Dolls
19. Django Unchained
20. Grown Ups 2
02. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
04. China, IL
05. The Simpsons
01. Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons
02. The Beatles
03. The Del-Aires
06. Rolling Stones
07. Fleetwood Mac
08. The Ronettes
09. The Chordettes
11. The Supremes
12. Jackson 5
13. The Police
16. Green Day
17. No Doubt
19. Garfunkel and Oates
Favorite Songs by Favorite Bands (in order):
02. "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
04. "Somebody to Love"
05. "Drive By"
06. "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
07. "Go Your Own Way"
08. "Be My Baby"
10. "No Scrubs"
11. "Come See About Me"
12. "The Love You Save"
14. "I'm Into You"
15. "The Winner Takes It All"
16. "American Idiot" (ALL THE WAY)
17. "Don't Speak"
18. I can't choose, but I'll say "Any Way You Want It"
19. "Only You"
01. Nathan Lane
02. Steve Buscemi
03. Tim Curry
04. Neil Patrick Harris
05. Roger Bart
01. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
02. Beastly by Alex Flinn
03. The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
04. Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
05. The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin
06. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Favorite Web Shows:
01. Epic Rap Battles of History
03. Emma Approved
04. Your Grammar Sucks
01. Temple Run
02. Tap Tap
03. Fruit Ninja
Songs I Can Sing Professionally:
01. "There's a Fine, Fine Line" -- Avenue Q
02. "Put on a Happy Face" -- Bye Bye Birdie
03. "On My Own" -- Les Misérables
04. "Popular" -- Wicked
05. "I Speak Six Languages" -- The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
06. "Till There Was You" -- The Music Man
07. "Ireland" -- Legally Blonde
08. "Notice Me, Horton" -- Seussical
09. "Model Behavior" -- Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
10. "Your Daddy's Son" -- Ragtime
11. "If I Were a Bell" -- Guys & Dolls
12. "I Don't Know How to Love Him" -- Jesus Christ Superstar
13. "Over the Rainbow" -- The Wizard of Oz
14. "Nothing" -- A Chorus Line
15. "Jazzman" -- Carole King
17. "Lovesick" -- Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
18. "Pulled" -- The Addams Family
19. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" -- Meet Me in St. Louis
20. "The Ladies Who Lunch" -- Company
21. "Let It Go" -- Frozen
01. Scene x Indie (MyMusic)
02. Riff Raff x Magenta (Rocky Horror Show)
03. Angel x Collins (RENT)
04. Finn x Rachel (Glee)
01. Indie x Idol (MyMusic)
02. Mark x Roger (RENT)
03. Knightley x Harriet (Emma Approved)
Favorite Characters (characters I ship myself with, in order of love):
01. Mark Cohen (RENT)
02. Enjolras (Les Misérables)
03. Nucky Thompson (Boardwalk Empire)
04. Seymour (Ghost World)
05. Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)
06. Adolpho Rollo (In the Soup)
07. Sky Masterson (Guys & Dolls)
08. Moonface Martin (Anything Goes)
09. Wadsworth (Clue)
10. Steve Smith (China, IL)
11. Dubstep (MyMusic)
12. Alex Knightley (Emma Approved)