A. G. Moria
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Joined 05-29-12, id: 4028671, Profile Updated: 01-05-16
Author has written 52 stories for One Piece, Pokémon, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Phantom of the Opera, Rise of the Guardians, Silverwing, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー, Batman, and Death Note.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DAMMIT RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this shit!!


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

She still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

She wants you to read it


Girl Comebacks! (Hilarious!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman:It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: Hey baby, comming my way?

Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I see you looking at me."

Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."


You know you're crazy when...

1. You talk to yourself

2. You act like a completely different person when you talk to yourself

3. You give names to the other people you become when you talk to yourself

4. You draw the characters to go with the names

5. You start writing stories about those characters as if they were actually real

6. You read this list and go, "Oh, yeah, I do that too..."


Oh and now it's randomly time for Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!!

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points (unfortunately).

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. (Maybe) I won't scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be???)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

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One Piece: The Rising Sun by Tyger reviews
The tales of a Bounty Hunter and his quest for adventure, fortune, and to change the World. In memory of Fisher Tiger.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 220,789 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Luffy, F. Tiger
Order! by Shikyokage742 reviews
People gotta eat, and unfortunately shes open late. and Like most in Gotham she'll look out for numero uno. That usually means lying to save her life. But hey at least they tip... sometimes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,077 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
Flower in the Dark by RabbitLust reviews
She was like a child, so what did he have to fear from her? Nothing, until he realized she had some how weaseled her way into the dark depths of his Heart. Funny thing, He always thought Flowers needed Sun, warmth and Kindness. Guess not.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Mihawk - Complete
Silver Spoon by Vanessaarcher reviews
A different way that Alice Pleasance could have met Jervis Tetch, or the Mad Hatter.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Mad Hatter, Alice P.
The Bird and the Worm by ScaryScarecrows reviews
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Jonathan Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/27/2014 - J. Crane - Complete
Liberate (Stitches) by L.D. Eddy reviews
Evie woke up expecting a normal work day at the Doctor's office. She didn't expect to literally stumble over one of the most dangerous men in Gotham, nor did she expect to help heal his wounds. Ever since, her life had changed, becoming a hectic combination of the criminal and law abiding worlds. OC/Zsasz . Praised as "Disturbingly Amazing." Sequel planned.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 64 - Words: 92,703 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [V. Zsasz, OC] Penguin/O. Cobblepot - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by medusaoblongata reviews
Roadhog and Junkrat accidentally kidnap someone. Lemons. Non-con, NON-CON, 3some, you have been warned.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2016 - J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Mako R./Roadhog - Complete
Not The Kittens Again by Perhaps I can Fly reviews
I was just another ordinary girl, it was just another ordinary day. But when I find a cardboard filled with kittens outside my door, my life was twisted up, down, left and right. Is that kitten glaring at me? On dear...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Crocodile, Shichibukai
Of Endings And Beginnings by proverbial-golden-light reviews
Many a word has been spread in every direction about Scarecrow's latest venture and its consequential failure; along with all kind of rumors regarding the Dark Knight's apparently unescapable demise. So when the knowledge of Crane's whereabouts gets passed to Jervis Tetch, he pays him an unorthodox visit in order to confirm a certain piece of information.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Murky Waters by TheForgottenSheikah reviews
There are many levels to Arkham Asylum, each holding a different kind of insanity and horror. What would happen if a frail patient trailed off the beaten path into the dark bowels of the criminal labyrinth? What if her path crossed with a certain crocodile and she saw him the way every else refused to? Takes place before Asylum so therefore Origins time. Killer Croc/OC
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,481 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Killer Croc/Waylon J., OC - Complete
Precious to Me by JokesterWrites reviews
Oswald is ashamed of his weight gain, and tries to push you away. You remind him how precious he is to you.
Gotham - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, OC - Complete
Lost and Found by Shire13 reviews
SaneAU: Young, beautiful and in love – those are characters from books they both adore. But they? They are caught in endless loop of going to work in the morning and coming back to their empty homes in the afternoon. At least before they meet each other. Could the books bring together two very different people who almost lost all hope for their own happy ending? (Jonathan/Jervis)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter]
Happy Birthday, Scarecrow! by Unassailable Heart reviews
In honor of the Scarecrows birthday. The Mad Hatter and the Riddler invite (and kidnap) a few people. Should be good, right?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Edward N./The Riddler, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Hattercrow drabbles by Shire13
A mix of drabbles and short stories (mostly translations of my old works). Usually contains Jonathan (Scarecrow) and Jervis (Mad Hatter) and sometimes slashy goodness.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 371 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter]
Halloween Wars by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow has a diabolical plan for Halloween. The Joker has one hundred pounds of stolen bacon.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Kid Shark by Thunderscourge reviews
"Kid Shark" only ever wanted others to remember his great father, to live up to his name and carry it on...but he fared no better than his father had when fighting Batman. Now, taken in by the police, this wannabe villain has to deal with the consequences of his actions...and with his mother. (King Shark/Killer Frost) (Arkham Universe)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Killer Frost/Louise L., King Shark] Commissioner Gordon, Batman/B. Wayne
Chronophobia by StarmyLee reviews
"Maybe… Maybe He's still mad at me… because I murdered Him. I murdered the Time!" In which Jervis has a panic attack and Jonathan is there for him.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Dr. Leland
Syntax by ficmonger archive reviews
Jervis is amused by Crane's accent. Absolute fluff.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
The Fearsome and Terrible Nerd Squad by Rogue Requiem reviews
Edward got the idea after working with the Gotham City Sirens. That alone should have been Jonathan's first clue to firmly refuse and walk away.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, The Riddler/E. Nigma, Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, Firefly - Complete
Getting Hitched by StarmyLee reviews
Jonathan comes down with a fever, and while Jervis tries to take care of him he soon finds out his attentions only manage to bring Crane to treat him awfully. Jervis however, knows how to convince his partner to ask forgiveness, and after a most weary night they decide that as dysfunctional as their relationship might be, they like it this way, and are ready to make it official.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Master of Puppets by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Penguin hires a ventriloquist who may not be the one actually pulling the strings during the act.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2015 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
No Noose is Good Noose by ficmonger archive reviews
Little known fact: The Scarecrow is fond of practical jokes. Hattercrow. Based on a one-sentence prompt, set loosely in The Sandman continuity. Rated T for suicide mentions.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
Advice From a Caterpillar by ficmonger archive reviews
In the wake of a public outing and subsequent scandal, Crane and Tetch are forced into couple's therapy as part of a new regulation. The duty falls to Dr. Anne Carver, who is less than thrilled. Set pre-Living Hell.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] Edward N./The Riddler, Arnold W./Ventriloquist - Complete
White Painted Red by ficmonger archive reviews
Someone asked me for fluff the day after I got a ridiculous sunburn. This was the end result. It is ridiculously twee, God save my soul.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Smile for the camera by StarmyLee reviews
Jervis has a new interest, and would like his fiancé to get involved. Jonathan is not so happy, but in the end the events decide for him.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey B., Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Acid Test by StarmyLee reviews
Jervis Tetch, after everything that happened to him, became so insecure of things regarding love that Jonathan couldn't really blame him for wanting a proof. Problem is, that trust and love are not so easy to demostrate when your mind is more twisted than a pretzel. Warning: Slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Green Tea by ficmonger archive reviews
It's unfortunate that things have to be this way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
The March Hare by ficmonger archive reviews
What more could a hare possibly want?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
Exact Science by ficmonger archive reviews
Who knew psychoanalysis would leave such a nasty mark?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
Ridiculous Hattercrow Fluff Piece Compilation by ficmonger archive reviews
A big steaming pile of all the trashy kissy kissy goo goo that makes me look like a massive hack. These were all requests, prompted by some kiss meme, surprise surprise. Rated T for sparsely used foul language, just to be safe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
Tetch's Misadventures in Arkham by Moonphase reviews
Starting from when Jervis Tetch first arrived in Arkham after kidnapping Alice Pleasance, this story chronicles how Jervis developed from a man who had a breakdown to an insane psychopath... On Hiautus for now!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,336 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Inside The Storm by IshiHatake23 reviews
Sometimes strange storm systems appear in the Ghost Zone, but the real fun is what goes on inside of them. Stormy Nights. Nocturne x Vortex. A request from a wonderful dear.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Vortex, Nocturne
Zombie Navidad by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Victor Zsasz has some unconventional and bloody interpretations of what, exactly, the reason for the season means.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014
Ears & Tea by Emozenith reviews
Although they might come and go from the tea party, eventually the Mad Hatter and his March Hare Jonathan always end up returning to it and one another. A small collection of Jonathan Crane/Jervis Tetch oneshots.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Pumpkin King by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Halloween is the chance for everyone, including Gotham's costumed villains, to be someone else. The Scarecrow just doesn't feel the need.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014
Jonathan by J-chan the Maniacal reviews
Afternoon tea never went so right, in Dr. Crane's opinion. One-shot, Hatter and Scares!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch - Complete
The Animal Inside by PathlessSpore reviews
Waylon Jones had always thought of himself as a monster, nothing could ever really change that. Or at least until he met Olivia Branson, the one woman in the world crazy enough to believe he was as human as they come. And for while, he allowed himself to believe it too. But he should have known nothing good lasts forever, especially when it comes to love. Rated M for Language
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,963 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Killer Croc/Waylon J., OC] Batman/B. Wayne, Penguin/O. Cobblepot
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
How Should I Presume? by ficmonger archive reviews
While investigating a criminal's base of operations, Batman finds himself suddenly privy to some very classified information.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Wonderland by ficmonger archive reviews
Role Reversal!AU. After the backwards courting of her coworker escalated into multiple counts of abduction and a full-blown psychotic episode, Alice Pleasance is finally apprehended. Takes place at the end of Mad as a Hatter. One-sided Alice/Jervis and completely unnecessary Jervis/Jonathan because I said so HA.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
A (Well Past) Midnight Dreary by ficmonger archive reviews
Worry is the harbinger of fear. It's not fair that the Scarecrow, of all people, should be subjected to it. A fluffy one shot. Y'know. If that's the kind of thing you're into. (T for language.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
It's Always Six o' Clock Now by ficmonger archive reviews
With Tetch no longer "courting" Alice Pleasance, one might think that he's taken a step in the right direction towards good mental health, but rather, he's merely found another scapegoat to stand in as the font for his obsession.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow] - Complete
Jonathan Crane and the Spiny Oak Slug by Twinings reviews
"Terror has always intrigued me. Even as a boy." Young Jonathan Crane has a formative experience or two.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2014 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Nonsense and Verse by BiteMeTechie reviews
Jervis Tetch offers tea, conversation and comfort to all his guests...whether they want it or not. Fluffy Scarecrow/Hatter fare from The Long Halloween universe.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
I am Padraic James Ratigan by iamtyping98 reviews
Padraic James Ratigan was a baby when he was left in an orphanage, with nothing but a name on a scrap of paper. Completely alone in a world that despises rats, it is a constant struggle to stay alive, much less sane. He longs to show the world his true genius, but is constantly stopped. With help from a few kind souls he could make it. Maybe. (Backstory for Ratigan. Lots of death.)
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Ratigan
Won't You Join The Dance? by Windrunner106 reviews
Before Arkham City, Jervis Tetch, a.k.a., the Mad Hatter, had found his Alice. Little did he know, however, that his "Alice" had found her Hatter in return. FINISHED!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, OC] Batman/B. Wayne, H. Strange - Complete
Somewhere That's Gray by OnceTwiceTimeThing reviews
A needlessly twee HatCrow fic. Domestic AU like nobody's business, in which Jervis and Jonathan are maintaining secret identities, keeping their criminal activities and mild-mannered alter egos separate. For those where were wondering, yes, the title is derived from Little Shop of Horrors's "Somewhere That's Green" and yes it is because I am a raging dork.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Let Me In by OnceTwiceTimeThing reviews
The shorter man verbalized nothing, but his actions spoke loud enough to cinch everything. Jonathan Crane knew now. One-sided CranexTetch. Based loosely on 'Hearts A Mess' by Gotye. This is in no way related to "Madder, Maddest" story-wise, it's just a drabble that grew into a full-blown fic unexpectedly.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Scarecrow and the Unicorn by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow returns home after a successful Halloween, and discovers he may not be done with masks quite yet. In fact, the Mad Hatter insists he isn't.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow] - Complete
Renewal by Lasympathetique reviews
Pitch isn't the only being dependant upon the shadows, nor is he the only one affected by his recent defeat at the hands of the Guardians. A new friend emerges and offers Pitch a chance to reclaim the shadows, but how trustworthy is he really? And will the Guardians be able to defeat these new threats to the light?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North
Fear Flowers This Night by Emozenith reviews
Jervis has brought flowers to Jonathan's latest hideout, hoping for a night in. Scarecrow wants precisely the opposite. They're both going to end up ruining each other's plans. Scarecrow/Mad Hatter
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Who are YOU? by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When Alice Pleasance is attacked outside her apartment, all the evidence, including film and eye-witnesses, points to Jervis Tetch as the culprit. He protests his innocence, but only his friend Jonathan Crane believes him, and determines to help Tetch prove that the man who committed the act was both himself and not himself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
All in the Golden Afternoon by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Jervis Tetch, aka the Mad Hatter, discovers that his Alice is going to be married, and determines to stop the wedding by any methods necessary. Thanks to Harlequinader, who has a knack for reading my mind and suggesting stories featuring characters I really want to write :-p
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Is this how life works by The True Creature of the Night reviews
Savannah Wood dosn't have a great life to start with and it certainly dosn't help when a vampaneze kills her family, bloods her, and leaves her there to die. Can she make it in a world where she's hated by everyone and loved by no one.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,769 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Mr. Crepsley
Fabulous Monsters by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jervis is awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of screams. He follows his ears and discovers the Scarecrow has done something terrible. Jervis is then faced with an intolerable decision. Some Scarecrow/Hatter slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Use of a Book by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Two madmen discuss the value of literature. It all goes down hill from there.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Memoirs of a Brave Scaredy Cat by Thuringwethil's Bat reviews
How is a girl who is practically afraid of her own shadow suppose too hold her own against a certain charming pirate captain, and become a certified bounty hunter? Pure Courage and a whole lot of luck ofcourse! Shanks x OC -On Temp Hiatus!-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Shanks, Buggy
Trapped in Thriller Bark! by Catgirl1994 reviews
Aisha is stuck in Thriller Bark.Moria blackmailed her friends and now she is all alone with the Shichibukai. But what does he wants from her?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - G. Moria - Complete
The Day the Laughter Died by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Jervis Tetch invents a machine to create alternate realities of the mind. He accidentally creates one where the Joker is erased from existence, and the Clown Prince of Crime is forced to experience how different Gotham would be without him in it.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Escaping from Arkham in the dead of winter means a long, cold walk back to your secret lair. That walk doesn't get any more pleasant when your fellow escapee can neither keep up nor shut up.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Therapy Session by LunaMarr reviews
It was Alice that was curious, never Jonathan! Scarecrows do not get curious, they are far too busy scaring the birds; but then again what do Scarcrows do in Wonderland when there are no birds to be scared?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BiteMeTechie reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
In need of tea by Mystrothedefender reviews
Scarecrow seeks help from Hatter, and the mad man is all too happy to help.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Play the Game by Mrs Turtle reviews
What's a oneshot between friends? Just a little conversation over a chess game...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C. - Complete
The Woes of a Single Father by thesheepishchild reviews
AU. Mihawk is a man feared by many. He is seen as strong to many, ruthless to some. But many don't know Mihawk is a single father with a young daughter and a newborn son. And right now he is losing his mind. drabbles with all three and more OP characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Zoro, Mihawk
Shivers by Shadow of Arashi reviews
"He found his target curled up on the couch in the far left corner of the room, his nose buried in a book as usual." Romance, pure fluff and slash/yaoi/boy-love. Mad Hatter x Scarecrow
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by Shadow of Arashi reviews
'"So this... Mad Hatter character is going to be my new patient?" Jonathan said as he flipped through the file in his hands.' AU story in which Jonathan wasn't fired from Gotham university and was later appointed as Jervis's doctor.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
An Ahnvee by BiteMeTechie reviews
An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Killer Croc, OC] - Complete
Snow by Kenpachi.and.Marco.Fan11 reviews
Tiger hates snow. Unfortunately, Koala loves it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2012 - F. Tiger, Koala - Complete
Dancing with Madness by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Jervis Tetch virtually has nothing to live for. Rejected and picked on for the vast majortity of his life, it's no wonder he feels this way. Alice Pleasance then steps into his life. A closer look at the relationship between Alice and Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,531 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Chained Lukewarmth by BiteMeTechie reviews
Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
One Night With Aladdin by flora aphroditte
Koala and Aladdin were share the same kind of trauma. They were slave, the Tenryubito had give the wounds that wouldn't go away.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Koala - Complete
Going for Broke by Checkerboards reviews
Ah, Arkham Asylum, the place that Gotham loves to hate. But Arkham's out of money! What schemes will unfold to keep Gotham's least loved landmark in business?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Grin by Arotho reviews
Aside from those moments of arrogance and utter lack of respect for others, there were times when I wish I could understand him more, past that egotistical exterior. Doflamingo/Crocodile. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Doflamingo, Crocodile - Complete
Mon ami by AceMate reviews
The tales of Alice and Jervis from their first meeting and beyond...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Mad Hatter, Alice P.
A grin without a cat by VilifyRogue reviews
The Cheshire cat has wondered into the arms of the Mad Hatter. Problem is that it belongs to Harley Quinn and the Joker. After Joker threatens the Mad Hatter, Scarecrow gets thrown into the middle of defending his partner. He doesn't even like cats!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Candy from Strangers by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow has some special treats for Gotham this Halloween night.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/31/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Fairer Sex by Chichimeca Pear reviews
Halloween has always been Jonathan's favorite holiday... until the year Jervis picked out some rather questionable costumes for them to wear. Cracky, slashy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Jonathan Crane's Journal by scarlett onyx reviews
There's not much to do in Arkham. So when the doctors tell Jonathan Crane to start writing a journal, he decides to try it out.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Villians Fear Vs Lust by Betty More Fishe reviews
Jonathon crane had only just escaped when he found himself caught by the bat. The title is a *hint* to what happens!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
The Koala and The Tiger by Kenpachi.and.Marco.Fan11 reviews
Just a drabble concerning Koala and Fisher Tiger. Must have read the Fishman Island flashback or at least chapters 622 and 623 to understand! Thank you and enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - F. Tiger, Koala - Complete
A Day in Wonderland is by Shellyluvstoread reviews
The Mad Hatter has just finished a new project and decides to test it out...on Scarecrow
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Shark Week: Arlong by Ability King KK reviews
Arlong hears about the events of Fishman Island and he is not happy. 1 of 5 of Shark Week one-shots
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Arlong - Complete
Lightning by wocketchu reviews
Just a short drabbles of Vortex/Nocturne or aka Stormy Nights. New Chapter "Candy" Enjoy! :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Vortex, Nocturne
Lawn Gnomes by scarlett onyx reviews
Some kids seem to think it's funny to wander around on the Master of Fear's property...I wonder how he'll handle that...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Hair Care by scarlett onyx reviews
The Riddler has always been a bit proud. Ok, a LOT proud. So, what will he do when he finds that he seems to be going a bit...gray around the edges?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Thriller Bark Adventure by XFangHeartX reviews
An adaption of the Thriller Bark Arc featuring Blizzard! Read and Review. No flames or hate. SPOILERS INSIDE! Don't like spoilers, then don't read.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 63 - Words: 115,220 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Straw Hats P., Brook - Complete
The Joker's Guide to Arkham Asylum by KNO3 reviews
All you ever wanted to know and more about surviving in the world's finest nuthouse! Step right up as your good buddy JOKER explains everything about life in Arkham. FLUFF
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Joker
Gecko Moriah and Da Magic Sparkulz by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
A certain ghost princess blackmails a certain shadow lord into seeing a certain movie about sparkly vampires. Most likely crack, probably contains OOC-ness. Rated T for some pervertedness. Also contains OCs, but only for the lulz.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - G. Moria, Perona - Complete
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Monster Movies by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Who knew Jervis was so sensitive to things like horror movies? Jonathan didn't.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Attention to Detail by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
"Tell you what..." He practically purred, "How about for every line you get right, I'll give you a kiss. If you can complete the whole thing without making any mistakes, I'll give you something more..."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Accent by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
It was something Jervis had just noticed, something that seemed slightly out of place...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Dream With Me by Vytina reviews
"Close your eyes, Jervis." she murmured, her lips stretching in a way that could never be deemed sane. "It's time to dream with me."
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alice P., Mad Hatter - Complete
Nothing Like the Original by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Halloween in Gotham always carries an inherent element of risk. That's what makes it so much fun. For the Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Madhouse by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Having to stay with Vlad was bad enough; but add the fruit loop's psychotic ghost librarian lover to the mix, stir in some third-party sexual tension, and Danny's got one hell of a problem. D/V/GW threesome fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Danny F., Ghost Writer - Complete
Adoption by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jervis decides to Adopt. Will Jonathan agree? FLUFF
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Quite the Experience by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Running an organization is tiring work. But luckily Crocodile knows a great way to relax. Oneshot for Pumpkin Zucchini.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
Night's Tempest by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Nocturne comes across Vortex one day and makes a startling and terrifying discovery. But is he scared of Vortex, or the feelings brewing inside of his soul he long thought dormant? And what's Clockwork's part to play in this? Rated M for adult themes
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Vortex, Nocturne
Leather by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
It was love at first sight. Obviously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sadi-chan, Spandam - Complete
Longing by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
It was a normal night for the two, dancing along the thin line between fear and passion, and every night Jonathan would make a choice...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Nothing To Fear by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane AKA: The Scarecrow, Is Forced To Share his cell with a certain Mad Hatter. SCARECROW X MAD HATTER
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Snow Day by Trumpeteer34 reviews
After plans for a heist are ruined by snow, Jervis Tetch decides to drag Jonathan Crane out to have a snow day.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C. - Complete
Predatory Instincts by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Blame it on natural predatory instinct, deep primal lust, or the oh so simple fact that-that man looked so damn delicious when he writhed under him." Jonathan slips up one day, and when Scarecrow takes over, he's out for vengance.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
March Hares and Mock Turtles by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
A mysterious and utterly irrelevant stranger drops a white rabbit off on the Mad Hatter’s doorstep. He falls in love with the spastic creature, but has no food for such an animal. So off to the pet store he goes!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
However You Celebrate by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Harley feels that the Scarecrow hasn't embraced the Christmas spirit, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She decorates her heart out, bringing all the cheer she can to the Scarecrow's lair. Can he avoid killing her over it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Christmas in Wonderland by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
“I don’t know...” He said, “There’s just something about the snow…” He paused, looking for the right term. “It just makes this place seem almost…” “Normal?” Jonathan offered, Jervis smiled. “Yes. Normal."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Ungodly Hours of the Morning by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow breaks into Poison Ivy’s greenhouse, looking for new ingredients to use in his fear toxin. It does not go over well, especially once Ivy shows just how frightening a woman can be.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Dawn of the Plushies by Lady Emzebel reviews
Two young women somehow break through the fourth wall to capture Hawkins and hold him at their mercy. After that, bizarre things start happening all over the Grandline. What's going on, damn it! Crack fic. Temporarily ON HIATUS. Will be resumed asap.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - B. Hawkins
Treat, Definitely by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. They're pirates, so naturally they're both up to scarring the oh holy hell out of people. But when they overindulge on something so innocent, these two captains may receive a divine intervention in most unpleasant way.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2009 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
The Vacation From Hell by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jervis decides that he and Jonathan need a break from their life of crime. So what do you do? Go to Cuba, of course! Jonathan X Jervis Fluff
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Carousel by ScriptedScarlet reviews
While out shopping one day, Alvida finds a clockwork carousel that reminds her of childhood days she spent at a carnival. Cabaji, wanting to impress her, decides to build her a carousel of her own. A winner in the Anime North Fanfiction Competition 2009.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alvida, Cabaji - Complete
Raindrops by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane Watches The Rain And Wonders What The Infamous "Mad Hatter" Is Doing To Him... Jonathan X Jervis
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
The Shichibukai Meeting Incident by Slim Gohan reviews
There is a reason Sengoku doesn't want the Seven Warlords being in the same place at one time. This is the story that tells why.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Kuma, Sengoku - Complete
Time is Running Out by xXKittenCraneXx reviews
Jonathan Crane escapes Arkham to find that he's even more trapped by the Mad Hatter Hatter/Crow
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Group Therapy by Chichimeca Pear reviews
Crack/Slash. Jervis and Jonathan sneak an impromptu therapy session with Dr. Leland. Will she be able to resolve their petty relationship problems in just 15 minutes? Are dormice fit to operate heavy machinery? The answer to both is a resounding HELL, NO.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C. - Complete
The Waiting Period by The Mad Maiden reviews
Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Chichimeca Pear reviews
Hatter/Scarecrow. Jonathan learns the hard way that one should never mock the sanctity of fairytales.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Social Butterfly With Fangs by BiteMeTechie reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Monster in the Nugget House by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A chance encounter between Jason Blood and Vandal Savage is not always a pleasant thing.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Vandal Savage - Complete
Unexpected Places by Erratta reviews
The ghost noticed Lancer and turned its face towards him. “Oh,” it said, “did you need this section? I’m sorry.” A trip to the library has some unexpected results
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Lancer, Ghost Writer - Complete
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Who Stole the Tarts? by Tendo Rei reviews
A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Ab Tenebrae by Tendo Rei reviews
HatterScarecrow. Jonathon Crane has a doctor's hands...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Morning After by Twinings reviews
All he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Turkey Onboard by Oni Giri Slash reviews
Zoro finds a turkey on deck and has Luffy set upon it...will it survive? Read and find out! !R&R!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Zoro - Complete
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A Man's Defeat reviews
My words come from experience. My subordinates... They were famed, far and wide... Why did I have to lose them all...! My friends were lost to me precisely because they were still alive! If they had all been zombies, dead from the start, I would have lost nothing! But they were alive... And I did lose them... But why did it have to end like this...?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - G. Moria, Kaidou - Complete
Reason To Kill
Alvida was going to kill him. Plain and simple. She was going to make him silent, make sure that he would never be able to open his mouth ever again. If anyone got in her way, then she'd make sure that they paid as well. After all, it was only for a little peace and quiet.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Buggy, Alvida, Mohji, Cabaji - Complete
Two Souls Entwined reviews
The rest of the world could go to hell for all he cared. They didn't know anything about them and they didn't need to. Arlong didn't care anymore if he was breaking any sort of rules or if he was slowly falling down on the insane path himself, he loved Hordy. He needed Hordy and he knew that his beloved needed him too and he was fine with that. Because nothing else mattered.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Arlong, Hody J.]
Sukoshi Kage reviews
For them, it all started in the top of the first mansion of Thriller Bark. It was from there that a cry came and it was also where a last cry was heard from. Two shadowy figures were left with only each other to go to in this insane, harsh world from that point on, and neither one would be willing to go on without the other by their side. This is their story...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - G. Moria, Kuma
Right Now reviews
A young Hordy uses the not so subtle art of manipulation on teenage Arlong in order to get what he desires. How far would he be willing to go though?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Arlong, Hody J. - Complete
To Play Again reviews
The old piano room of Arlong Park was dimly lit, the gentle moonlight streaming down in through the large window. The drapes hung lazily held by thinner velvet material, and gold trimming. The only other source of color in the room was Arlong himself. His Fishman coloring was acting like a drop of the ocean amongst the silvery pool bathing the room. Then there was Nami...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Arlong, Nami] - Complete
Alone reviews
A mere night was all it took to take away all the family that Fisher Tiger had left. Of course, he didn't have much at a young age so not much was lost. He witnessed the loss of a life and the last of his family vanish right before his eye. The young boy was left there in the dirt. He was all alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - F. Tiger - Complete
The Fight reviews
Later on the two of them will simply pretend they don't recall exactly how their fight started, even though they can both clearly remember each and every moment of it. They will look back and feel absolutely guilty, and they will try to apologize in several ways that don't require the use of words, because to say it out loud it to acknowledge that it really happened will hurt them.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Promise Me reviews
Sometimes changing the world comes at a price. Sometimes bringing change into the world comes at a price as well. Either way, there will be a loss and plenty of sorrow.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Luffy, Dragon - Complete
First Time For Everything reviews
No. This was the moment where everything had to be just right. And he didn't want to bruise his little tangerine anywhere else but a bed tonight. Read at your own risk.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Arlong, Nami] - Complete
Temptation
Maria was too old to believe in such things as a Shinigami. She didn't believe in them like she did when she was little. But the Death Note ends up landing in her lap anyway. The power to kill someone just by knowing their name and face would drive anyone who got the book to use it. There's just one problem. Maria doesn't want to kill anyone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,639 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Ryuk, OC
Sweetness reviews
A cute, little thing about a certain Fishman, a certain human and a fruit that everyone knows about. (Also, I've changed the name for this story since I'd already wrote another fruit fic.)
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Nami, Arlong - Complete
Strawberries reviews
It was simple; he hated them. Yet here it was right in front of him. He felt disgusted.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Crocodile, Robin] - Complete
The Horror Movie
A simple, classic horror movie night. With the bloodshed making one person inch closer to another with hopes of them protecting them from the killer in the film. AU fanfic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Arlong, Hody J. - Complete
Grief reviews
A person only knows true pain when one of the most important people in their life dies. Sometimes that person still feels that pain even after years of trying to cope with their loss. Set right after Fisher Tiger's passing in the story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Jimbei, Arlong, F. Tiger - Complete
One Strange Partnership reviews
Some people of Gotham City call the Batman crazy. Many would say that Gotham's villains are completely and totally insane. Well what about a crazy love life in this mental city? Would it make sense or will it simply turn out to be more than enough insanity than these two mad villains can handle? A CrocXOC fanfic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Killer Croc, OC] Bruce W./Batman
Lockdown reviews
After Killer Croc's defeat at the hands of the Batman, he finds himself in the clutches of the notorious asylum, Arkham Asylum, once again. Security Adviser Selene, having been personally assigned to keep him in check, finds herself constantly at odds with the crime lord. Through hell and fire, prison breaks and murder, can these two set aside their pride?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Killer Croc, OC
Brother reviews
After being left for dead in the Fishman District for a couple of years now, Arlong finds a reason to go on for much longer a hard thing to come by. Well, Fisher Tiger said that he would protect his brothers of the Fishman District and he'd always keep to his word. No matter how much his one brother doesn't want to let others in.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Arlong, F. Tiger - Complete
Brotherly Love reviews
Jinbe squares off against Marco for a morsel of taffy while Tiger sighs and spikes the nog. Arlong kicks back on the couch with his shoes up on the table. A perfectly normal Christmas for these brothers, if you disregard that half the house's occupants are trying not to kill each other.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Jimbei, Arlong, F. Tiger - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Who knew that horror movies didn't sit well with Jack Frost? The Nightmare King didn't... or maybe he did...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Pitch, Jack Frost] - Complete
Sweets reviews
Watching from the shadows, he smirks at the Guardian. "You really shouldn't have sweets before bed, Jackson," A devilish voice purred seductively in his ear, "It'll give you nightmares".
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] - Complete
The Game Of Life And Death reviews
Death knows that his opposite is now awake and he knows what she is capable of doing with her power. Other spirits have taken notice of this as well and begin to plan her doom. But they will first need to destory those who would dare stand beside one such as the Guardian of Life. Let it be the Man in the Moon, the Guardians, or Pitch Black, but no one will get out this unharmed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy, OC
Reckoning Day, Reckoning Night reviews
A shadow from the past returns to Stern Bild city to reclaim what is rightfully hers as it was once rightfully her father's city. Then again, he did once have full control over the entire city due to the fact he that he was the greatest evil overlord Stern Bild had ever known. Not even Legend dared to fight such a powerful villain. Though, what will all of this mean for the heroes?
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Antonio L./Rock Bison, Nathan S./Fire Emblem
Undersea Desire reviews
Arlong's gone back to Fishman Island and everyone knows that he's returning home. Hell, someone in particular even went through all the effort to make his return to the Fishman District into nothing less than a celebration.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Arlong, Hody J. - Complete
You Are Mine reviews
He's here with me, I'm here with him. There's no glancing back now, there's no turning back now. Our eyes met as passion of every type of fire was being held back within our hearts that were both filled with sparks. Truly, it was one moment, with two people that merely knew that it was past the point of no return.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - E. Kidd, Kidd P., OC - Complete
Lingering Nights reviews
A child that no one would miss goes missing after several events. The guardians would normally let the police handle something like that, but she's not taken but someone normal. Actually she's not even taken if she had to say so herself. The girl would say that she left by her own will since she wanted to stay with the Nightmare King.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,032 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy - Complete
The Final Brawl reviews
Everything has led up to this moment. Every fight, every bad guy, and even those two years away from each other. It's all up to this one moment and nothing is about to stop what is going to happen from happening. Luffy is ready and that's all he needs to know for this fight.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Luffy, Blackbeard, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Eternal Phantasm reviews
A young, royal albino bat taken away from her homeland and her family. A new land filled with mystery and fear awaits her. Not to mention the new creatures that wait for her to come into their lives as a friend or a meal.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Goth
Hate Turned To Lust reviews
Hordy Jones deserves a bit of love and lust, and he's getting it no matter what. Yes it shall be a bit OOC and you shouldn't read this if you're under the age 18. Contains a lot of "stuff" and is rated M for a reason.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Hody J. - Complete
The Ultimate Power reviews
Has Pitch found the one sure way to defeat the guardians, or will it destroy them all?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Our Eternity Of Compassionate Souls reviews
Ashlethen Moria is the only child of Gecko Moria is now living in and going to school under the sea. Having always been by her father's side is a total shock to her when she's not. Luckily a certain Fishman and his crew are there as well to help her out a bit. HordyXOC.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hody J.
The Master Plan reviews
It happened to a certain foot months ago, and one day the attack finally came to its owner.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Brook, Zeo - Complete
Immortal Shadows reviews
A girl not wanted by anyone gets her wish to start over in a new world. She finds that others aren't wanted there either and takes those abandoned creatures in. They soon find that they aren't wanted they are being prevented from taking their destinies into their own hands. Humans are in their way and they must be taken out at any cost. My OC Ashlethen is used during this story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Gengar/Gangar, Absol, Crobat
Thriller Bark's Arc reviews
A poem version of the whole Arc. All the characters from this Arc are here and everything. Happy Halloween!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - G. Moria, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Furry Issues reviews
How did Law meet up with Bepo as a child, well I don't know yet but this story is a little OC with that tale.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - T. Law, Bepo
Phantom Of One Piece reviews
This story has the One Piece characters playing as the Phantom Of The Opera characters. Although some parts are some of my own written work. Same opera story but with different people of another world.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - G. Moria, Van Auger, Hody J.
Eternal Flames reviews
A mysterious woman shows up one evening aboard the Moby Dick and instantly takes to Marco. No one knows who she is or where she came from, or if she's trouble. Rated T for some people being perverts and swearing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Marco, Thatch
Trouble With Kids reviews
The servants of the great Shadow Lord set off on an adventrue to save him from another devil fruit users power. Best summary I can give without giving much away by the way.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - G. Moria
Fishy reviews
If you were a fish you would be concerned with a lot of things...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Arlong - Complete
Drinking Game reviews
Drinking games are fun but they're better when you have the Warlords playing them. Especially when someone makes the game a bit more interesting.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shichibukai - Complete
Ashes of Memory reviews
A young girl with a forgotten past yearns for the secrets to her memory. A certain Vampaneze also yearns to find her and the secrets to both of their past lives. Their fates are faced with certain death and pure compassion, but it all depends on their will to survive and everyone's destiny.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Mr. Crepsley, Murlough, Mr. Tiny, OC
Interviews With Benefits reviews
Shanks' bored, drunk, and looking to cause people humiliation through live broadcasting. Marco's the poor guy who has to be put through this, but luckily for him he's drunk and won't notice a thing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Shanks, Marco - Complete
Twisted Worlds With Twisted People reviews
The Warlords, old and new, in this unusual world with many unusual creatures. They're not going anywhere anytime soon so what the heck could go wrong?
Crossover - Pokémon & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Mew, Shichibukai
Leaving Something Behind reviews
Each time he leaves he eventually comes back, but this time he's leaving for good. Although Kuma's not the only one feeling the heartache when his time calls.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kuma - Complete
Talking reviews
A story reflecting a bit on the past of Auger and Laffitte and their heartache about home. No it's not Yaoi in any way!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lafitte, Van Auger - Complete
Director's Cut: Shanks' After Party reviews
This is after those two stepped out the back door once the first party was over for them. Rated T for some stuff. This story also has some characters belonging to Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin, but he requested for them.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - G. Moria, Shanks - Complete
Drunken Jokes reviews
A huge party, a huge amount of guest, and Shanks's last act cancels on him. What is a drunk man to do other than get the best drunk fool who can be funny while holding licker in his hand? Rated T to be sure and for some stuff.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - G. Moria, Shanks - Complete
One Piece Prank Calls reviews
This is what happens when a certain Shichibukai, a certain doctor, and three little zombies drink too much and have a working phone. This is only for humor and only for pure humor alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - G. Moria, Straw Hats P., Shichibukai, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Meeting Up reviews
Everyone thinks that they hate each other, but when their coworkers leave a whole different side of both men shine. DoflaxCroco. Be warned it's Yaoi. Rated T just to be sure.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Crocodile, Doflamingo
Questioned reviews
A normal conversation turns into the Shadow Lord's worst nightmare. Though the person who asked him in the first place is to blame.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2012 - G. Moria, Perona - Complete
Thoughts
The future captain of the New Fishman Pirates as a child going over his own ideas on how things are going in his life. Will heartache lead to inspiration for a dream?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hody J. - Complete
How To Get Yourself Killed Around The Warlords reviews
What to do in order for the Warlords to most likely kill you? Read this, and I suggest that this is best not to attempt.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Shichibukai