Author has written 48 stories for One Piece, Pokémon, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Phantom of the Opera, Rise of the Guardians, Silverwing, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー＆バニー, Batman, Soul Eater, and Death Note.
Now on Fanfiction for over a year.
So I've pretty much been reading this site for what seems like forever now and I've seen how great the thoughts and ideas of the people are on this site. :3
I will mainly read and write One Piece stories and I will review them if I think they're set up so that people can actually read and grasp what the story is about and if the story itself is entertaining and enjoyable.
Darren Shan's Cirque Du Freak is also something I'm a fan of, but I only write the manga version for the stories I write cause manga Murlough looks awesome as hell and no one can convince me otherwise.
And by free will or force I'll read Hellsing, Naruto, and Black Butler just because they're each one of the animes I like besides One Piece.
I also think that there should be way more Silverwing stories on Fanfiction since its book series and TV series are infinite times better than all the shit kids these days watch and sometimes read. (Not saying all books are shit but what the hell are kids these days actually reading and watching on TV?!)
Anyway, Favorite One Piece characters: Gecko Moria, Hordy Jones, Arlong, Jimbei, Fisher Tiger, T. Law, Laffitte, Van Augur, Marco, Shanks, Cindry, Doflamingo, Crocodile, Mihawk, Buggy, and Kuma.
I'm not one for Yuri but I will read some Yaoi if the story is done right and it flows.
Whoever thinks that heros should always win should go throw themselves in a river because villains are the greatest thing to happen since the birth of the whole dang planet!! X>
Favorite music artist of mine: Meat Loaf, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Kamelot, Tarot, Flogging Molly, Rhapsody of Fire, Dragon Force, Stratovarius, The Rasmus, Dead by April, Black Tide, Evanescence, and hells yes Bon Jovi.
One thing that I tend to do with my stories: Add my own character Ashley in, but she also goes by Ash, Ashes, and Ashlethen.
Also for those of you that are in school this is a notice that school is back in action for everyone (I'm guessing there) so I must say my updates might be late sometimes...but their wait will be worth it I swear.
2nd. Also is also some of you may find me on Fanfiction and DeviantART. Although my name on DeviantART is AshlethenGGM.
Top Eleven Things To Do To The Shichibukai That Will Most Likely Get You Killed Or Teleported To A Place That Could Kill You:
1. Question Kuma if he has ever sinned.
2. Mess with Hancock's cosmetics.
3. Splash Moria with holy water and say, "Be Gone Evil"!!
4. Use Mihawk's sword as a buttering knife.
5. Replace Crocodile's hook with a ringpop.
6. Boldly eat sushi in front of Jimbei.
7. Call Crocodile a fail of a Captain Hook wannabe.
8. Ask Mihawk if he dyes his eyes.
9. Whistle when Hancock enters the room.
10. Steal Mihawk's hat.
11. Ask Moria if he's part pickle or part leek.
Post the Top Eleven on your page if you agree!
Copy and paste this into your profile if your favorite One Piece arc was the Thriller Bark Arc.
If you are hopelessly addicted to One Piece, copy and paste this into you profile.
My Other Copy and Pastes:
Copy and paste this into your profile if you survived the apocalypse of December 21st, 2012.
If you cheered and celebrated when Jersey Shore was cancelled, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
Completely Random Sayings:
"You can't throw away the past. As long as it exist, it will always be there."
"I know for every solution a problem."
"Best friends can be inseparable even when they are apart."
"How many times do I have to say 'Excuse me' before 'Get the fuck out of my way' becomes acceptable?"
"No I didn't trip... The floor looked like it needed a hug."
"I screamed your name and you didn't hear me. Thanks for making me look stupid."
"Somebody's gonna punch you in the face one day... I hope I'm there to watch."
"I just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won."
Now it's time for Friends
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DAMMIT RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this shit!!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
She still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
She wants you to read it
Girl Comebacks! (Hilarious!)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman:It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man: Hey baby, comming my way?
Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I see you looking at me."
Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."
You know you're crazy when...
1. You talk to yourself
2. You act like a completely different person when you talk to yourself
3. You give names to the other people you become when you talk to yourself
4. You draw the characters to go with the names
5. You start writing stories about those characters as if they were actually real
6. You read this list and go, "Oh, yeah, I do that too..."
Oh and now it's randomly time for Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!!
1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points (unfortunately).
2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”
3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.
4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
5. (Maybe) I won't scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.
7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.
11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.
14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.
15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.
16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…
18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”
20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be???)
23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.
29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..
31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”
34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.
36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”
37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”
38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.
39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”
42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”
45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”
47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.
49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.
50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."
If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hmm... Now I kinda want to put up some epic quotes from my fanfics... Here ya go:
"If you don't tell me who you are I'm calling the cops"! -Gecko Moria
"Fuck you creeper man," -Rob Lucci
"T-thank you r-random person"! -Mihawk
"Just set a few bear traps up in front of your lawn and camouflage them, then when you hear the snapping you're fine". -Gecko Moria
"What, what, who is it I'm right in the middle of my TV drama show"!? -Law
"Whoever thought of putting a swimming pool inside of the gym was a total bastard and he shall die when this is over"! -Crocodile
"Awesome! Can we break down more walls"!? -Luffy
"GET AWAY FROM ME LUCKY CHARMS"! -Nami
"Alright here's what we'll do we'll draw straws". -Absalom
"You're a father"? -Mihawk
"Stop trying to rape Van, Laffitte"! -Teech
"You're half asleep so what do you know what you're doing"!? -X Drake
"Why is there a polar bear in here"!? -Hogsback
"IT WAS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN"! -Zeo
"Now if you don't mind, I expect you to finish up what you were starting". -Crocodile
"All of you are so damn predictable that's it's not even funny anymore". Hawkins
"Who the hell is this because it's three am in the New World"?! -Kidd
"Hey what would you do to solve world hunger"? -Shanks
"THIS IS SPARTA"! -Gecko Moria
"SOMEONE TAKE THIS BABY FROM MY ARMS BEFORE I MEAN TO DROP HIM ON THE GROUND"! -Perona
"Well our time isn't worth your damn sarcasm Captain Hook". -X Drake
"Yeah I get a boner every time I see Bonney, so what"? -Marco
"It's because we're girls isn't it"? -Cindry
"I'm just sexy"! -Buggy
"Didn't I tell you that people die here"!? -Jinbe
"Since when do I owe Rob Lucci any money"!? -Jabra
"The princess has the bear"! -Laffitte
"Oh hell I know should know from the beginning that it's you, Moria". -Aokiji
"Yes, I'm actually somewhat obsessed with them". -Ivankov
"Maybe you will or maybe you won't, but I will be available if that's what you're requesting". -Doflamingo
"Yoooooo, Franky here"! -Franky
"HILDON YOU IDIOT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH MY WONDERFUL BLOOD SAMPLES"! -Hogsback
"Hey, I know I just now noticed this, but why are our teachers wearing thongs"? -Law
"Maybe I can make some money off of it"! -Doflamingo
"Well I'm sorry. Next time I'll remember to bring a fruit basket when I visit-dosun". -Dosun
"Jelly shit"! -Luffy
"Oi, I just wanted to know what you were doing in a dress"! -Perona
"Gecko, you're on! Doflamingo get the hell outta here you never gave me that lollipop but you gave me plenty of skittles"! -Shanks
"POPS HELP ME"! -Marco
"Get the hell off my phone line"! -Rob Lucci
"Oh Master-sama you look so adorable, but if you want we can try bear suit". -Cindry
"Damn I like this girl; she's got spirit-ch". -Ikaros
"You think we're here for a person"? -Hawkins
"MARCO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WHO IS THAT LADY"!? -Thatch
"No matter what you do I'll still give him a treat". -Perona
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME EVER AGAIN"! -Hogsback
"Hey I'm looking for one Hugh Jass, has anyone seen one"! -Garp
"I'M UGLY, I'M A UGLY FISH"! -Boa Hancock
"It's better than being a dumbass". -Zeo
"What's the matter Croco, are you not feeling it tonight or something"? -Doflamingo
"I warned you about my powers did I not"? -Kuma
"Every time you see a woman with a huge chest you just have to try and make her your bride don't you"? -Cindry
"Well no one meets by any sort of fashion". -Arlong
"Ah the perfect shade of orange for this season, don't you think Auger"? -Laffitte
"HOLY HELL I'M A PURPLE BALL"! -Gecko Moria
"Hey I can fly," -Doflamingo
"I'M GOING TO KEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL YOOUU"! -Buggy
"Why the crap am I furry with long ears"? -Mihawk
"Man... Some of the weirdest shit has been happening to this crew lately". -Whitebeard
"Bitch please," -Jinbe
"DAMN YOU TO HELL MOTHER"! -Sengoku
"As much as we freaking can, of course"! -Daruma
"Seriously what in hell's name are you on"! -Kidd
"Dammit this is the last time I lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors. Next time I'll freaking win". -Marco
"Oh hell that is cute". -Law
"Holy mother of hell that is cute". -Jean
"A perverted pussy loves to playfully pluck off a prissy girl's puffy bra"! -Perona
"Once again, WTF"! -Kaku
"Ok here's what you do, stop wearing leather pants, boy". -Absalom
"I'm never wearing underwear". -Mihawk
"Wait a second you can insult my nose but no one messes with my non virginity"! -Buggy
"Where do babies come from"? -Luffy
"Don't worry just go around to a bunch of random locations and have bazookas with you and start firing off at random things"! -Gecko Moria
"For once I wish they serve us something normal like pizza"! -Bonney
"It's inhuman". -Capone
"And that's how you send a jackass flying". -Zolo
"Dumbass he's coming back"! -X Drake
"C-Cindry we needed those plates to eat our bagels on"! -Hogsback
"Doctor, you do realize that in this whole world science is bull shit". -Hildon
"Beer, licker, wine, grog, vodka, and lots of booze". -Gecko Moria
Hmm... Nice ending for that if I do say so myself.
NOW IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.). 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting.
Opening Credits: Carry Me by Dead by April (Wow... O.o my life starts out depressing as fuck...)
Waking Up: Honest Eyes by Black Tide (Makes some sense I guess...)
First Day At School: S.O.S. by Stratovarius (Perfect is my response to this)
Falling In Love: For the Sake of Revenge by Sonata Arctica (Not what I would've picked off of the top of my head but alright)
Fight Song: Revolution by Flogging Molly (Hells Yeah!! Cut the fat CEOs down to the ground!!)
Breaking Up: Bat Out of Hell by Meat Loaf (Ok... so I'd just leave my boyfriend and get the fuck out of there... hmm...)
Prom night: Drunken Sailor by Captain Tractor (I'd totally skip prom and just spend the night drinking away my sorrows and sins)
Life: Never Say Goodbye by Bon Jovi (Awesome as hell life then)
Mental Breakdown: Poker Face by Lady GaGa (Man I totally forgot I got this song on my IPod... though does this mean I'd have a mental breakdown in Las Vagas...? O.o)
Driving: The Fight by The Rasmus (Kids never fight while driving a car, truck, or whatever cause it'll end bad)
Flashback: Build God, Then We'll Talk by Panic! At the Disco (... 0.o should I be concerned now...???)
Getting back together: Don't Let Me Die Still Wondering by Flogging Molly (Alright my lover would make sure I wouldn't die unless he was there to complete me... No judging...)
Wedding: Shot by The Rasmus (Yep... I should be concerned at this point...)
Birth of Child: Warriors of Time by Black Tide (I'd raise my kid to shoot a gun so that they can actually learn how to survive in the crazy, fucked up world to come)
Final Battle: Wandering Child by Andrew Lloyd Webber (Oh yeah... I got Phantom of the Opera music as well... and my final battle would most likely be me trying to get over the shit that happened in my life)
Funeral Song: The Last Amazing Grays by Sonata Arctica (FUCK YES!!! Yep. I'm happy now cause they'd better play something like this at my funeral or else I'd haunt someone)
Final Credits: Hell Knows by Tarot (I love this ending and this was fun while it lasted!)
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