This series is undergoing major changes.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

If you possess the bravery and the skill to enter cabin thirteen, you will find the secrets of a troubled young boy. Secrets that will draw back his façade, and give you a glimpse of what is underneath... [bonus: chapter 2. drabble.]

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

A Dalek themed parody of a poem. If enough people like and review this, I will expand it to include more poems. [Update: I have done so. I have several poems already.] Please review and leave suggestions as to what poem I should give a Dalek makeover next.

He'd been keeping them on the run the past couple of days, jumping from adventure to adventure without much rest time in between but he hadn't realized that Rose had been this exhausted. Nine/Rose fluff.

Two scenes, about the relationship between Tino Balducci and Lori Girard. These occur before and after Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon.

You were to replace your country to meet a representative of another. Does it go smoothly like you wanted it to or will hearts drop from the sky? England x Reader. ONE SHOT; FIRST TRY.

A bunch of oneshots about you, the reader, and the life of being pregnant to a Hetalia character :) Warning: very fluffy

So I've decided to take on the 100 Themes Challenge with Hetalia characters. As there aren't 100 characters officially, if anyone has any requests later on, please let me know and I'll go with it.

Because poor Canada needs a version of this song too. I apologize for the French, but it should be fairly easy to figure out what it means.

No one knew what being a member of the magic trio truly meant. No one knew what they did to protect them. T for England's mouth.

Privet I am Russia! Well it is not really just one story...maybe it will be many, I do not really know. It kind of depends if people want to hear more about my life. Well you should definately learn more about me if you are going to become one with me some day, da? This is in English because not everyone on Fanfiction can read Russian...which is kind of sad, but ok.

A list of notes on the subject of seals and their uses and limitations, as well as a number of usefull seals. If you've ever been bothered by the lax information that canon provides about fuinjutsu, take a look.

After the fall of the Soviet Union, Lithuania returns something precious to Russia.

This is just for the heck of it...pure randomness! Okay each and every country will go up against and see who can last the longest...if there is a coutry you want to see tell me in review

Feliciano finds the courage to fight even if the odds are against him.

Character one-shots: A stream of conscience monologue for various villians and heros.

Why can't the Doctor just reprogram himself with hair? What made Janeway switch from her Victorian twists to a short modern bob? Why did Chakotay suddenly go from gray to jet-black? And how'd B'Elanna's forehead change so drastically? A late-night conversation in the mess hall answers these questions. (Oneshot, drabble.)

There are times even they wish for something else. But they'll live with it, because there isn't any other choice. Modern-day Bad Touch Trio Oneshot.

Parody of Bruno Mars "Marry You". Belarus is at it again and Russia can't catch a break. Please review!

"Roses are red, Violets are blue..." Hetalia style! Some are cheesy, and some are not. Includes the Axis, Allies, Nordics, and many more. Rated T for Romano's language. Oneshot.

They say that the newly wed couples that fight the most end up being the most passionate. How much of this is actually true... Series of reader insert one shots involving the smexy men of hetalia. Drabbles on life after marriage. .AMERICA ... ROMANO IS UP...ITALY..RUSSIA ..SPAIN.JAPAN ..AUSTRIA IS UP..CHINA IS UP...FINLAND IS UP NOW..GREECE IS UP..LATVIA..NORWAY UP..POLAND..DENMARK

Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

America discovers the Awesomest Super Hero. Ever. Crack one-shot

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!

Ten x Rose. Rose remains a consistent presence in the Doctor's life even after she's gone or five ways the Doctor misses Rose .

[KxT] ONESHOT Kyo finally got the nerve to ask Tohru out and she said yes! But when the new boy in school begins flirting with her, everyone starts to wonder whether size really matters or not. REVISED

And she smiles, because no one belongs alone.

Five poems inspired by Fruits Basket