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Author has written 4 stories for Halo, and Mass Effect.

Hola, Rowboatt here! :D Instead of giving you a boring explanation of my life, how about I just add a fact sheet, hm? I think that's much better. =u=

1. Video games, video games, VIDEO GAMES. MINE. ALWAYS. NO TOUCH. EXCEPT ME. WE MARRIED. ( Favorites: Halo, Metal Gear Solid, Mass Effect, Batman: Arkhum Asylum, Dark Void, Tekken 6, Left 4 Dead, and Mario. ._. )

2. Food >A> (Chicken Parmesan pasta, medium rare cooked steak with black pepper seasonings, grilled ribs, and that BK Texas BBQ Burger thingy with pickles.)

3. Female for life! (Okay, I'm a girl, but that does not mean that I and all that. ._. Really? Don't play with me. >_> I PITY THE FOOL.)

4. Quotes (I like to quote things, but turn them into my own horrible little phrase. Offended? Don't be! It's simply me admiring the quote with my personality)

5. Music to mah Cheers!! (I'm just going to give a list of all the artists I listen to. This doesn't necessarily mean I'm a hard core fan and support till my dying breath. No. It just means I listen to their music, I don't have to like them as a person. -_- [Take Beyonce for example: she's probably a great person behind and glam and shit, but from what I see in the, not my kind of person] Artists: The Fray, Skillet, Paramore, Maroon 5, Fall Out Boy, Snow Patrol, Digitalism, The Temper Trap, Phoenix, Florence and the Machine, Black Eyed Peas, Foo Fighters, Owl City, Coldplay, Switchfoot, Rihanna, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Ne-Yo, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Gary Jules, Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears, Fergie, Will.I.Am., T-Pain, Sia, Clara C, Carly Rae Jespen, LMFAO, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, EarthWind&Fire, The Beattles, The Cars, Michael Jackson, TEARS FOR FEARS, Sylvester, Rick Astley, David Guetta, and Janet Jackson. I think that's all of them..hopefully. :D )

6. Age (I' exactly really old, but not really young. I won't give you my exact age, but I'm still living at home with my parents. So. That should keep you guessing for now. >:D )


Halo: Hyper Lethal Vectors

  • STATUS: Incomplete. Currently in progress.
  • She Who Holds the Cipher

  • STATUS: Incomplete. Currently in progress.
  • Wolf Tantrum

  • STATUS: Incomplete. Currently on hiatus because that shit needs remodeling on a serious, delirious level.
  • One Hundred Years of Bánat

  • STATUS: Complete.
  • Well. Regarding stories, you can always send requests, comments, constructive criticism, or if you have serious issues (if offensive terms are mentioned, please tell me. I apologize in advance, even though I don't really think I'll be having that kind of issue.)

    Thank you for fanning/favoriting!


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    Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
    In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
    The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
    Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
    Bad Turian by AwesomeLass reviews
    He got just close enough to grab her arm before she could reach the request button. "Shepard." When she spun around to face him, her features showed something familiar, something like he had felt all night. Surprise. Garrus could tell himself it was hunger, but he could feel it in the pit of his stomach and all through him that he was just about to do something very stupid. -F!SxGV
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.
    Minutely by manhattan martini reviews
    Nicola's gestures are almost impossible to witness, but Alex has always been perceptive. — NicolasAlex
    Gangsta./ギャングスタ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Alex B., Nicolas B.
    Five Time Nyota Uhura Kissed James Kirk by valyria reviews
    The last thing she needs is some complicated entanglement with her Captain. No matter how well he kisses. Kirk/Uhura fluff. Post STID.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2013 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura - Complete
    Jaws That Bite, Claws That Catch by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
    It's a long road from "alien" to "partner."
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
    Gorilla Warfare by hydroponic pharmaceuticals reviews
    "Garrus makes the shitpost to end all shitposts." In a dark time of increasingly horrendously stupid Garrus-themed kink meme prompts, Commander Shepard takes it upon himself to stage an intervention.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (M)
    The Naked Boy in the Bear Room by katrinadianne reviews
    Akihiko came home one night to find a naked demigod lying in the center of his bear room, with arms wrapped around his beloved Suzuki-san. Status: Writer's in the middle of nowhere. gomen... :
    Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,989 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami
    And that is why lasers are terrible by ceredonia reviews
    Church and Tucker have to deal with a ... Caboose problem. Written for Trope Bingo 2013; Kidfic; Language.
    Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
    Halo: Project Ghost Soldiers by DantesClover reviews
    Dr. Catherine Halsey is noted for creating the strongest, and incredibly lethal Spartan-II's. However, during the same time, she conducted a secret project of her own titled, "Ghost Soldiers". The idea was to create Spartans that were "Ghosts." Thus, the Null Spartans were born. Join them on the untold story of these Spartans, from the Fall of Reach to beyond.
    Halo - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - C. Halsey
    Fracture Patterns by Suilven reviews
    As the final battle with the Reapers grows closer, Shepard and Garrus are forced to face the missed opportunities and regrets that have led them to where they are. Will it be enough, or is it too little, too late? Garrus/Tali, Garrus/FemShep
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,496 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
    Storybook Ending by C.Queen reviews
    A joke by his students has Spock seeing Cadet Uhura in a whole new light, one that will either drive him crazy or make him happier then he's ever been. Pre-movie.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,646 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
    A New Gravemind by A Revanchist reviews
    A semi self insert. I was taken from my home and turned into an abomination. I became the embodiment of a universe's greatest evil. I became the Gravemind.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Gravemind
    With This Ring by Moon Called reviews
    Starfleet forces Captain James T. Kirk into an arranged marriage, with surprising results.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/2/2010 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura
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    She Who Holds the Cipher reviews
    Quite often, Caen Shepard is mistakened as a stray dog of the military. She smiles and does all the things a normal being should. But her files say otherwise. What people don't know is that those files tend to be awfully truthful, and at some point, Shepard is going to turn into the relentless monster it describes. They just don't know when. AU!
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Shepard (F), D. Anderson, Saren A., Joker
    Halo: Hyper Lethal Vectors reviews
    Planet Reach, the last military uphold for humanity, has fallen. From the ashes rises Noble Six of the Spartan III program who takes her fight to the Pillar of Autumn. She expects more bloodshed, expects the Covie bastards to play dirty. And she expects to get an edge against the enemy. As the saying goes, be careful for what wish you for, because she receives all three.
    Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, J. Keyes, Cortana, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
    Wolf Tantrum reviews
    Colonel Ackerson called her his 'personal Grim Reaper'. To those looking in, they believed it to be a joke; she was most successful in assassinations after all. And yet, even as they laughed behind closed doors, they knew not to come close to the beast. The Lone Wolf was a precise soldier with a disturbed mind. What really happened to the members of Noble Team?
    Halo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - J. Ackerson, Kurt-051, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
    One Hundred Years of Bánat reviews
    Oneshot. She remembers when the shadows came and set her planet ablaze. When her mother and father were burnt to a blackened crisp. When her hero came and brought her to safety. She remembers when she had a team. When she met her best friend. When she lost him...She doesn't deserve the comfort of forgetting. She forces herself to relive the guilt.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Jorge-052/Noble Five