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Joined 06-19-03, id: 403013, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, Lord of the Rings, and Moulin Rouge.

Closing time, open all the doors and let you out into the world...

Things change. And it sucks.

But ye live through it.

I think one day, everything will be alright again.

We’ll all get back together and stop being normal and go back to having fun.

The world will stop mattering.

Ye know what’s funny?

They built the institute to escape.

They wanted to be different.

They wanted the world to stop mattering.

So they built their place and hid inside, and bonded and had adventures.

And then real life had to intrude.

They suddenly grew up.

There were boys, and g.irls, and heartbreaks and fights and misunderstandings and lots and lots of s.hit.

And now, after all that, some of them want to escape again.

But it’s gone.

There’s no one left to write.

Not even me.

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...

Thank you for reading my stories over the years. I appreciated all comments and criticisms received, and I believe I grew not only as a writer, but as a person because of them. I'm sorry I lost my love of writing somewhere along the way, and these stories in my head will never fully be told. Please feel free to poke around here, or over on MarauderFan4Ever's profile where we share another story, or even on that silly website

Thank you, and good night,

BURN THE RUM (now more commonly known as btr2272)

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Evenstar by Scoliosis reviews
AU. The daughter of Elessar and Eowyn journeys into the past after her father's suicide in order to remedy a mistake that altered Middle earth and might lead to the destruction of Gondor. Unfortunately, by doing so, she might cease to exist. Not an MS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
Needing You by MarauderFan4ever reviews
Elladen son of Elrond had never thought about getting involved with another Elf, in fact he avoided it at all costs. But when a quiet She-Elf from Lorien by the name of Eleniel comes into his life, he realizes that he needs her just as much as she needs h
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Elrohir
Just Be There by MarauderFan4ever reviews
It all started when Elrohir decided to go for a ride on a sunny day in the fall. Who know that he would meet a woman with four boys, whose husband has died and left her to care for them alone? And who knew that he would get so attatched to the boys-and th
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Elrohir
To You, I Raise My Glass by fireflydiamond reviews
Sequel to The Past Can Never Lie. Grief: It is the only force that can consume both love and rage. Sometimes, it can also take over reality. What can happen when dream becomes reality and life is but a plan for ultimate demise? One woman is soon to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 1/26/2004
like boys do by Luc Court reviews
[No Rest for the Wicked] Set around ch.3, a Red POV as she considers her two traveling companions, November in particular.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
The Inspection Of CGL by MissSugarQuill reviews
I was asked to go to Camp Green Lake to observe the boys from a normal citizen's point of view. 'Write a report on each boy from one tent,' they requested of me. So I did. And in all my life, I have never met such PSYCHOS.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,005 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Playing the Part by shrk-bait reviews
Hogwarts presents Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet? [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,491 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Not A Capulet: The Tragedy of Tybalt by MurasakiNeko reviews
Tybalt of Romeo and Juliet is not really a true Capulet he is Lady Capulet's nephew, though he lives in the house and is thought to be one by the townspeople of Verona, and he wishes to prove himself just as worthy of the name as the Capulet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Fallen Guardian by MarauderFan4ever reviews
What happens when an Elf is trying to fight thosands of Orcs along side other Men and Elves and a Jedi happens to fall out of the sky? Lets just say that sparks with definatly fly.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,092 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Just for Tomorrow by Jo Slater reviews
Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,954 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Unheard by MarauderFan4ever reviews
When Lili, a deaf girl from Gondor, gets a chance at a new life, it falls on the duty of Legolas to take care of her. However, not everyone is happy about this arrangement, namely Legolas. And so begins an adventure, with love, sadness, and sarcasm.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Legolas
Watched From Afar by MarauderFan4ever reviews
Eldarion is the crown Prince of Gondor and Elena is a struggling servant who is a nobody in everybody's eyes. Except for his, that is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
All The Pretty Little Horses by Miss Rhapsody reviews
[8:12?] Her life is hell, confusing and painful. She can't escape in sleep; she's plagued by dreams of memories. Only she can save him, but she doesn't know how.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and The Marauders by inwonderland reviews
Harry uses the map to communicate with his 16 year old father and his friends! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Sailor Grape reviews
HP.DM ..slash.. Everyone loves the holidays because love is bound to bloom. Each chapter is a different holiday in which Harry or Draco pursues the other in search of romance. Fifteenth holiday: Arbor Day! When trees embrace like lovers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,838 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nine Guys And One Annoying Punk Chick by HealerAriel reviews
Yep, the sucked-into-LOTR topic again. But this chick's no Mary Sue. In fact, the Fellowship is debating killing her, because she's so damned annoying. An update! Finally!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Legolas
The Past Can Never Lie by fireflydiamond reviews
The Marauders, Lily, and Melissa (OC) pull the biggest stunt yet! Lets just say Harry gets to know his parents...at age 17! The Marauders have fun in this new place. Who will recognize them? How will Harry react? Time is a tricky thing.OoTP sp. and a song
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,856 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
YuGiOh and the VirtualPets by Silverwane reviews
A comic story about the testing of VirtualPets on the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. In it is proven that Kaiba has not heard of the term 'dead batteries' and that Yami Bakura's poetry is pathetic. UPDATE: Chapter 4 - The Hunt for Red M&M has been posted!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/20/2003
Jumping For Joy In Pink Bunny Slippers by KMchase reviews
Some say opposites attract. Well, Lily and James are opposites, but even as Head Boy and Girl they're not attracting. Instead, James is showing off, Lily has multi-colored hair, and Sirius is singing the praises of... Jello? It's giong to be a long year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Recently Discovered Secret Diaries of POTC by Earenduriel reviews
Let's see...there will be diaries from Will, Elizabeth, Jack...and who knows who else. There will be a lot of comedy, some action, etc. etc. a little bit of everything
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
Dead Mole Rat Sketch by keshihead reviews
On Wednesday 22 October, I taped an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. On that episode was the Dead Parrot Sketch. I decided tomake a KP parody of that sketch!
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003
Pineapples: The Lesser Known Fruit by The Black Cat reviews
This is for a fic challenge at Marauding Mayhem I just want to see what u guys think! It's in the Maurader era and well just read it i hate writing summaries cause i suck at them: P If you liked Maurader Insanity u'll like this!R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The SECRET! diary of Legolas Greenleaf by Reasonably crazy reviews
I read another one but it was pretty dirty. This is what MY version is- Not based on ther version! FOTR section completed! TTT version as soon as I complete the other characters' diaries!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Temptation by Finding Beauty reviews
The opening night of Spectacular Spectacular, one moment changes everything, and Christian and Satine face the trials of starting anew, only to find even love has its own obstacles to overcome. First in a trilogy, spans 1899-1901.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,644 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 12/15/2002
Little Kids by Just Groovy reviews
**Chapter 5 is finally up! Thanks for your patience.** Jacen and Jaina are six years old, and their family is taking a trip to Yavin 4. Will the twins drive everyone insane? Likely. Please R&R!
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 9/14/2002
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
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Just Like Romeo and Juliet reviews
After what happened to his cousin, you'd think Benvolio would be the last person in fair Verona to fall in love. It seems Fate has a different idea.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,651 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004
Misadventures reviews
(Co-authored with MarauderFan4ever) Many Elflings often get into trouble. It's no different for the twins of Imaldris. Follow each and every one of Elrohir's crazy schemes and Elladan trying to talk him out of all of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Elrohir, Elrohir
If Not in This Life reviews
...then in the next. Because d.eath cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for awhile. Until the 21st century, even.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Christian, Satine
Ladies of the Dark Storm reviews
The crew of the Dark Storm is only female pirates with terrible pasts. That is, until they pick up one shipwrecked pirate by the name of Jack Sparrow. [DISCONTINUED]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,083 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 10/8/2003