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Joined 05-31-12, id: 4031708, Profile Updated: 08-25-13
Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, Transformice, Homestuck, and Misc. Games.

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Bits And Pieces by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 1000 prompts all centering around Magnus and Alec. Practical: "Magnus, sliding down a rainbow to reach the altar isn't really the best idea, it'd probably spook the flying horses you're so keen on having."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Out of the Woods by JenKristo reviews
Being cornered by a monster was the last thing Conall expected when he entered the abandoned house in the woods, and neither he nor the Slenderman could anticipate the bond that would grow between them. Co-Authored with Griff! This story is M/M and is rated Mature.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,926 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013
25 Days Of Alec by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 25 Christmas one-shots involving various Alec pairings including Malec, Jalec, Sebalec, Alephael and more. -Request details are inside-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Alec L.
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,105 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Brothers or Not by JenKristo reviews
Sam isn't surprised when Dean returns to the hotel drunker than usual, but nothing could prepare him for what Dean has to say. Co-authored with Daftpen. Warning for Explicit Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Just Too Real by Magnusjane25 reviews
I know people don't have the courage to do what I'm about to do. Hopefully it turns out well. What happens after City Of Lost Souls. What our two lovers do.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Scheherazade by koi no yokan reviews
As Tavros Nitram watches another burgundy-dripping chunk of his predecessor being hauled out of the Chamber of the Grand Highblood, it occurs to him once again that his life might, in fact, uh, suck. (Gam/Tav) AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Concentrate by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
"…So when you said 'I could care less what we do, I just want to spend time with you' what you really meant was, 'I don't care what we do as long as we're on the couch, watching Harry Potter with an obnoxious purple blanket that magically appeared out of nowhere, while not even having the decency to let me concentrate on said movie.' Right. Dully noted."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Listen To Orders (Lest You Get Hurt) by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
'...He knew that when all the guests stumbled out of their rather homey apartment, all hell would rain down on him. (He had yet to decide whether this was a good thing or not.)' -Sub!Magnus Dom!Alec-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Heat by morning.crescent reviews
Karkat has a problem, and he knows just the human to help him fix it. [beautiful Johnkat smut]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
What do you want from me? by ChinaWolf reviews
Alec wants to be with Magnus forever, and needs to become immortal to do so. But Magnus isn't so keen on the idea... Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,919 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Making a Point by Jagger3 reviews
After Alec's day of training, he and his lover get into a debate over which takes more of a toll; fighting or energy. Both of them are quite ready to prove their point. Possibly multiple times. Rated M for violence and Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
In Need of a Companion by sushisama reviews
Firefly AU. Tavros is a servant of Eridan Ampora, a Registered Companion. One night, Eridan tells Tavros to take his place so he can go out. Tavros only has to service one client while Eridan is gone. Enter, Gamzee Makara. GamTav.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Addictions by Jagger3 reviews
Addictions were bad for you; no matter what it was you craved. Drugs, alcohol, sex, food, pain, or anything else. Too much of one thing is bad for you. So when Magnus finds himself stuck with an addiction, who can he turn to? Thankfully Alec's there for him, no matter what. But what if Alec has his own addiction to battle? Rated M for yaoi and violence
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Moving by LemonsGalorex1511 reviews
"I love you so much, Clary. Please don't go." Clary and Jace have been in love for over two years. But when Clary finds out she's moving, she's unwilling to try for a long distance relationship. Hours before she's set to move, Clary makes a decision to make her last night with Jace one to remember, and gives him a gift she hasn't given anyone before. One-shot. LEMONY GOODNESS!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Water by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
099. Water: Alec remembered the time Magnus accidentally fell in the water, he'd had a panic attack and Alec had had to jump in, afterwards, holding him tightly in his arms and whispering soothing words as monsters from his boyfriend's past came back to haunt him. -Dedicated to: Taste the Rainbow- Or Else
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Seduction by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Alec has become rather infatuated with the bed sheets and Magnus is beyond frustrated. "I'm just showing some proper appreciation." "Appreciation? Alec, you're molesting the sheets!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Whisper by KT-ExReplica reviews
Green has issues finding something to get for Red's birthday, thus leads him to an awkward chat with his best friend Gold. Green had an accent which Red finds immensely sexy. Happy Birthday to Red! 8thAugust WARNINGS: MALExMALE ORIGINALSHIPPING PWPVERYSHAMELESS LEMON!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Roomates by Jagger3 reviews
Alexander Lightwood has just moved away to college. They definatly left a lot out on stuff you had to be prepaired for; heavy luggage, getting lost, and horribly attractive roomates. Alec finds himself stuck with Magnus Bane, a fashion student who captures his heart without even saying hello. How can he survive the next few weeks with this person sharing his room? Rated M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Advice Taken by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It's funny. Funny how one uttered word, one simple glance, can wound someone so much that they want to end their lives. Hurt!Magnus Because I'm so sick of people thinking it's okay.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Magnus B. - Complete
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Magnus Bane's Magnificent Guide to Dating by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Hello ladies and gentleman, boys and girls and pathetic individuals. My name is Magnus Bane, -yes that's right, the Magnus Bane. High Warlock and Magnificently amazing individual. As all you poor bastards know, I am here for a reason, a very specific reason...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sneaking Out by Jagger3 reviews
Alec is grounded on the night he and Magnus planned to have some alone time. The Shadowhunter decided to finally act his age and sneak out to surprise his boyfriend,however it's him who ends up getting the surprise. Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Promise by MoonlightDarkness321 reviews
When Darren and Evra grow closer together, challenges rise and it becomes more difficult to sustain their relationship. DarrenxEvra
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
The Newbie by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus Bane, a telephone operator for romantic troubles, is stuck training the new kid; Alexander Lightwood. But working this closely with someone like like Magnus, Alec finds it hard to pay attention to his job. Rated M for lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Are You Drunk? by xXKuroshitsujifangirl96Xx reviews
Spain comes home drunk, and Romano isn't too happy...at least, not at first. Spamano, yaoi, smut, all that jazz
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Carnations and Lilies by BAYBAY841 reviews
'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Letters from nowhere by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
A mysterious letter at the front door, with no indication who might have sent it. And if Alec wants to find that person, he has to solve the puzzle laid-out for him...Alec/Magnus. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,916 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Something Wicked by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is living in New York City on his own. The only person he really knows is his roommate, who seems to be holding a big secret from him...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Bow by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus gives Alec a Christmas present. An unofficial missing scene from Sandwich Boy. M for lots of love making.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Fetish by Dr. Blind reviews
They each have a night to satisfy all of their fetishes without fear of judgement. Pure, unadulterated smut. Enjoy. Malec. Lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Another Night by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Greed thinks of Ed, and Ling tries to stop him from going after Ed... GreedlingXEd with a GreedXEd bit and a LingXEd bit
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Magic Moment by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Tears Must Fall by OnnanokoKakashi reviews
After two years of separation, Winry Rockbell never expected to see her friend again. His return reignites flames that have died down and uncovers emotions that she thought she had buried deep within herself. Rated M for fluffy lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
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Rose meets Pine reviews
A short story written for Rosefure of Thunderclan. Please excuse the shortness of the first chapter ; Rosefur meets Pinefang, and finds out he might not be as weak as he seems. Second chapter coming soon.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013
Til death do we part reviews
I was bored and...Yeah. Anyway. Gamtav. Sad. Character death. I just wanted to try writing something sad (I failed)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
The Best Gift reviews
(Chicken Smoothie fic!) Bandit and Early Birthday Present set out to meet each other in secret. (I might continue this...)
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Vampire's Kiss reviews
A short ( and I mean shorrrtttt ) PB&J fic requested by my buddy on Tumblr. It's Vampire!Short!Tavros X Gamzee }:o) Rated for Gamzee's swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Surprise Birthday Party reviews
(A prompt by ragemodegamzee) Tavros throws Gamzee a surprise birthday party, complete with cake, romcoms, and crappy endings. T for Gamzee's swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Always There To Make Me Feel Better reviews
Tavros is stuck in a pit of self hate, convinced that he's worthless. Gamzee assures him that he cares about him. (Idea given by TavrosGamzee }:o)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Lions, Tigers, and Bears, oh my! reviews
Tigress, a member of a rogue gang, is built for and lives to kill. But when she meets a tom who can soften her heart, she doesn't know whether to run with him or run with the gang. Can she do both? Maybe... Read and Review, please.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012
The life of a mouse forever gathering cheese XD reviews
Gift for my friends :D Artyblonde is your average mouse. Except for the fact that she forever gathers cheese, in a universe where the tunnels are endless and cheese is always waiting for you.
Transformice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Mouse