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Author has written 7 stories for Matrix, Twilight, Harry Potter, Death Note, and A song of Ice and Fire.
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If It's Not Me, It's You (Welcome To The Cat's Game) by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"But this pride... I'll just have to... get rid of it!" In which Light's personality doesn't change when he loses his memories of the Death Note, and he deduces that the only possible solution to the Kira Case is that he's Kira and just doesn't remember it—or that Ryuzaki is Kira and framed him for it. (continued again after more than 2 years, rofl?)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 155,075 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Matsuda T. - Complete
r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 83 - Words: 685,980 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Elfangor, Jake - Complete
Simple Collaboration by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Luthor pulls Bruce aside for a moment at the party. Oneshot.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Lex L. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
The Seven SIs You Never Hear About by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No matter how much creativity authors might exert in setting up self-insertion stories, there are some situations you just don't see. Wonder why? [Oneshot. Parody.]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Flawless Fidelius by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
A Storm of Swords: Knees Falling by Perfidious Albion reviews
Sequel to 'A Clash of Kings: Knees Falling'. King's Landing has fallen. Renly Baratheon has usurped the Iron Throne. Robert's heir, a child in exile, is guarded by his maimed uncle Tyrion, but their enemies are many and their friends are few. While Arya Stark is trapped in Harrenhal, in the riverlands the war rages on… and a horde of hungry wildlings draws nearer to the Wall.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 6/23/2017
Summoning for Dummies by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Detachment by Right What Is Wrong reviews
What if Palpatine had been taken in by the Jedi Order? /AU, darkfic, oneshot/
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2017 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Stannis Baratheon: A Tragedy in Three Acts by ResOmnesBeneFacere reviews
"The Iron Throne is Joffrey's, by rights. All those who deny that are our foes." In which Stannis never discovers the incest.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Davos S., Joffrey B.
A Clash of Kings: Knees Falling by Perfidious Albion reviews
Five kings stake their claims to power, but not only kings bleed in kings' wars. It is the men and women behind them, most of humbler blood, who will decide the course of fate. A seagull takes a different path after a day's hunting in the Narrow Sea, and so one dies who might have lived. From that seed Westeros changes beyond imagination. 'A Clash of Kings' as it could have been.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,398 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
L is dead and Light has taken his place; it would be suspicious indeed if Light were okay with that. But the entire team can attest to the fact that he's not.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Light Y., Soichiro Y., Matsuda T., Aizawa S. - Complete
Spectator by Fanfic Allergy reviews
AU: Prim volunteers to take a pregnant Katniss' place in the Seventy Fourth Hunger Games. Peeta vows to make sure Prim comes home alive. Now all Katniss can do is watch and hope that the boy with the bread will keep his word and her sister makes it home. That is until the Capitol finds a way to mess everything up. (Main Story of "The Parts We Play" universe) COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 199,194 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Prim E., Gale H. - Complete
Harry Potter, Lord of the Swamp by Dayja reviews
You know those stories where Harry discovers he's super rich, super powerful, and all the good guys are evil and the bad guys are good and he's related Merlin? This story is nothing like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P.
Vulnerable by Kiheada.Ray.T reviews
Because sometimes, you have to allow yourself to become vulnerable in order to truly win. (Major Character Death, Implied torture/sexual content, slight L/Light, alternate ending, super short) Part of the In Another Universe, You Would Be Mine series of alternate endings for Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Light Y., L, Ryuk - Complete
Insignificant Decisions by Tallara reviews
Ten year old Harry Potter makes an insignificant decision that changes a lot of other insignificant things, which eventually changes very significant things. Because no matter what, Harry Potter never manages to do things by half measures. (AU from Hogwarts letter onwards, Diary!Tom, preslash/gen)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,661 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Change of Plan by MissMallora reviews
A Stark loses their head in the name of Joffrey Baratheon's justice, but it is not Eddard Stark.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S. - Complete
That's It, I'm Done! by preciousann reviews
Its sixth year and due to the escalating war with Voldemort, the Ministry enacts a Marriage Law. Harry does not approve. This is a One Shot parody/crackfic of the Marriage Law fics with some common clichés thrown in!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Dawn Crux by Hermione Prime reviews
As Voldemort's traitor apprentice, Harry finally escaped his guardian's torture and into freedom. Picked up by Tom Riddle, he discovers the true meaning of being a Horcrux and the consequences of freeing Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Voldemort's established society is brought crumbling down as the two powerful wizards reunite...and even Harry is unable to stop it. Sequel to Ice Crux.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,439 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Push by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sansa takes one small action that will have many unseen consequences.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013
Do We Take Prisoners? by Slowcoach Campbell reviews
The story, in his own words, of a clone officer taken prisoner by the Confederacy. Captain Hawk of the 501st, a secretly defective coward, is captured on Felucia and sent to a Sep prison camp. Little does he know that for him the war is far from over!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Clones - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 4,005 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What's in a name by brainthief reviews
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
Aduro: Odi et Amo by Fury of the Night reviews
Revision! When Raito gains victory as Kira, he takes L prisoner as an example of what happens to those that stand in his way. However, as L's captivity lengthens Raito finds himself unable to kill his once dangerous adversary. Non-con, dark-fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L
The Tourist Trap by Hoplite39 reviews
When Jake encounters the Na'vi for the first time, he finds them much more friendly than expected. Perhaps too friendly...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Tsu'tey, Jake S. - Complete
Doubling Up by Amara Anon reviews
"You'll be in a padded cell forever," he'd said. "Maybe we could share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds," the Joker had replied. Oh how those words had come back to haunt him... Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Possessing Humans: A Guide by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Ryuk, Rem, and Zellogi detail the proper possession, care, and feeding of humans via video blog. Crack. Slight Light x L moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Ryuk, Rem
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Bella, Victoria] - Complete
Awakening by jazsqr reviews
Humanity awoke too late to find that their nightmares were very real. In the desperate fight for survival, Captain Isabella Swan has more reason than most to hate the vampire invaders. But can a certain bronze-haired vampire change her view? OOC, BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,987 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coffee Shop by Liebestraum reviews
"Any sacrifice, Ryuuzaki? Any sacrifice at all?" Before Lind L. Taylor, Light discusses his moral obligations to become Kira with a strange dark-haired genius.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 6,204 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
L's Proof by L's-Willing-Slave reviews
L has five scenes on camera that he is positive will prove Light to be Kira. So why is everyone staring at him so strangely? Warning for M/M lime and L being pwned. Parody of all the ways people have Light 'proved guilty'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light Yagami's Adventures in Fandom Land by Gen Duruk reviews
The tale of one character and his quest to explore the strange world of fandom complete with painful puns .
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
A Marriage Law Defeated by krachum reviews
For everyone who ever thought the marriage law plot was an incredibly dumb excuse for a lack of imagination. How the houses of Hogwarts united thanks to minister Fudge's stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Alternative by Silver Pard reviews
Living with failure was never part of the plan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Worse than Hell by Sulphur reviews
Suddenly Voldemort doesn't seem so bad anymore. marriage law slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Voldemort, Sirius B. - Complete
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Kingdom Come by snow-crashd reviews
The Killer God has won his Utopia. Kira has the world in the palm of his bloodied hand, and he keeps his trophy chained up in his basement. Slash, darkfic, creepiness. Also DISCONTINUED, for all intents.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Light Y., L
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Rain Like Gunfire by Silential reviews
In saving the city, he was spelling its doom. Bruce had to admit that the oddest thing wasn't that the Joker was in his penthouse, it was that the Joker had actually found a way to destroy him. Outside, rain like gunfire fell on the balcony.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Ereign by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L's traps for Light are varied and many. And this may be the most deadly of all...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sexy Hogwarts by Secret Snoopy reviews
Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Law Has Gone Away by chase glasslace reviews
Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Slow Down Everyone by Laume reviews
Sevitus parody. Don't you dislike fics where Snape transforms from snarky bastard to doting father within a chapter or two? well...here's my response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lie Detection by Yukirei reviews
Light accepts L's invitation to test a newly procured lie detector. What results is a conversation of carefully worded truths: as L noses for gossip and Light assesses the best way out of the situation. [Spoilers for Page. 31, volume 4]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Toothache? by Yukirei reviews
Light wonders about L's dental health. [Spoilers up to volume 5]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Improv by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Somebody had to have tried this ...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2007 - The Joker - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
A Gift by roguehobbit reviews
Oneshot. Kira gives L a parting gift. Spoilers for chapters 58 to 59.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Death of a Fan by Backroads reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Lo, They Will Snog by Elektra3 reviews
An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Featuring much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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The Stag King and His Isekai reviews
An American teenage incel is hit by a truck and wakes up in Westeros, in the body of none other than the king Robert Baratheon. He discovers that it's incredibly easy to get laid when one wears a crown, but it's not all sunshine and daisies for our interdimensional traveler. NOT a smutfic.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/1/2022 - Robert B.
Missing Piece reviews
Post-Canon. Ryuk tells the Task Force and the SPK a secret they would have preferred not to know. Near does everything he can do. Character Death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Light Y., Ryuk, Near - Complete
Tasteless Apples reviews
Post-Canon. After Light's death, Ryuk tries to find a human as entertaining as him. It doesn't go as well as he had hoped. Or: Ryuk appreciates what he had only after losing it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Ryuk - Complete
Anonymous Mudblood reviews
In Britain, under Voldemort's rule, Muggle-borns need to watch their every step. That's why Hermione Granger only allows herself to be honest with the ones she kills. Implied Torture. Implied Character Death. Mentions of Non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Like an Actor reviews
What would happen if Cypher had succeeded? Would he be disposed of by the Machines after outliving his usefulness? Or maybe not? AU. Character Deaths.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Cypher, Smith, A. - Complete
Werewolves Outplayed reviews
New Moon AU. Laurent finds a very easy way to escape the werewolves. Because, in all honesty, how could anybody not think about it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Laurent, Sam, Victoria - Complete
Power of Fanfiction reviews
As the interrogation goes on, agent Smith and Morpheus have a conversation about literature. Just a commercial of fanfiction. And nobody is going to pay me for it!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Morpheus, Smith, A. - Complete
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