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Author has written 5 stories for Matrix, Hunger Games, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
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Vulnerable by Kiheada.Ray.T reviews
Because sometimes, you have to allow yourself to become vulnerable in order to truly win. (Major Character Death, Implied torture/sexual content, slight L/Light, alternate ending, super short) Part of the In Another Universe, You Would Be Mine series of alternate endings for Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Light Y., L, Ryuk - Complete
Insignificant Decisions by Tallara reviews
Ten year old Harry Potter makes an insignificant decision that changes a lot of other insignificant things, which eventually changes very significant things. Because no matter what, Harry Potter never manages to do things by half measures. (AU from Hogwarts letter onwards, Diary!Tom, preslash/gen)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,661 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
That's It, I'm Done! by preciousann reviews
Its sixth year and due to the escalating war with Voldemort, the Ministry enacts a Marriage Law. Harry does not approve. This is a One Shot parody/crackfic of the Marriage Law fics with some common clichés thrown in!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Dawn Crux by Hermione Prime reviews
As Voldemort's traitor apprentice, Harry finally escaped his guardian's torture and into freedom. Picked up by Tom Riddle, he discovers the true meaning of being a Horcrux and the consequences of freeing Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Voldemort's established society is brought crumbling down as the two powerful wizards reunite...and even Harry is unable to stop it. Sequel to Ice Crux.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,439 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aduro: Odi et Amo by Fury of the Night reviews
Revision! When Raito gains victory as Kira, he takes L prisoner as an example of what happens to those that stand in his way. However, as L's captivity lengthens Raito finds himself unable to kill his once dangerous adversary. Non-con, dark-fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L
Doubling Up by Amara Anon reviews
"You'll be in a padded cell forever," he'd said. "Maybe we could share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds," the Joker had replied. Oh how those words had come back to haunt him... Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Queens and Gods by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Light Yagami meets Lucy and starts to date her to avoid being brutally murdered. So far so good. Het Light/Lucy
Crossover - Death Note & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Light Y., Lucy / Nyu
Possessing Humans: A Guide by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Ryuk, Rem, and Zellogi detail the proper possession, care, and feeding of humans via video blog. Crack. Slight Light x L moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Ryuk, Rem
Awakening by jazsqr reviews
Humanity awoke too late to find that their nightmares were very real. In the desperate fight for survival, Captain Isabella Swan has more reason than most to hate the vampire invaders. But can a certain bronze-haired vampire change her view? OOC, BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,987 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A More Plausible Ending for Death Note by Jason Elliott reviews
The ending of Death Note struck me as being extremely uncreative, and so I've written my own ending. I feel that it is a more plausible conclusion to the series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Light Y., Near
The Heart of the Matter by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus and Voldemort meet for dinner on Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Coffee Shop by Liebestraum reviews
"Any sacrifice, Ryuuzaki? Any sacrifice at all?" Before Lind L. Taylor, Light discusses his moral obligations to become Kira with a strange dark-haired genius.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
L's Proof by L's-Willing-Slave reviews
L has five scenes on camera that he is positive will prove Light to be Kira. So why is everyone staring at him so strangely? Warning for M/M lime and L being pwned. Parody of all the ways people have Light 'proved guilty'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
A Marriage Law Defeated by krachum reviews
For everyone who ever thought the marriage law plot was an incredibly dumb excuse for a lack of imagination. How the houses of Hogwarts united thanks to minister Fudge's stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Alternative by Silver Pard reviews
Living with failure was never part of the plan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Worse than Hell by Sulphur reviews
Suddenly Voldemort doesn't seem so bad anymore. marriage law slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Voldemort, Sirius B. - Complete
Salvation by Sulphur reviews
Severus Snape makes the right choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Kingdom Come by Nyx-Zephyrus reviews
The Killer God has won his Utopia. Kira has the world in the palm of his bloodied hand, and he keeps his trophy chained up in his basement. Slash, darkfic, creepiness. Also DISCONTINUED, for all intents.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Light Y., L
Rain Like Gunfire by Silential reviews
In saving the city, he was spelling its doom. Bruce had to admit that the oddest thing wasn't that the Joker was in his penthouse, it was that the Joker had actually found a way to destroy him. Outside, rain like gunfire fell on the balcony.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Malum by FFYP-det-Yagami reviews
It couldn't be done. It shouldn't be done. It probably wouldn't be done, but unfortunately I was here. All I ask is this: what is the scariest thing you can think of? A cautionary tale starring Ryuk, spreadable marshmallow fluff, and space aliens.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ryuk, Matsuda T. - Complete
Ereign by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L's traps for Light are varied and many. And this may be the most deadly of all...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Grapes by Witch of Peachan reviews
“Hm…” The Joker licked his lips in thought, breathing heavily between his harsh laughter. “Do you have any… Grapes?”
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sexy Hogwarts by Secret Snoopy reviews
Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Law Has Gone Away by chase glasslace reviews
Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Slow Down Everyone by Laume reviews
Sevitus parody. Don't you dislike fics where Snape transforms from snarky bastard to doting father within a chapter or two? well...here's my response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lie Detection by Yukirei reviews
Light accepts L's invitation to test a newly procured lie detector. What results is a conversation of carefully worded truths: as L noses for gossip and Light assesses the best way out of the situation. [Spoilers for Page. 31, volume 4]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Toothache? by Yukirei reviews
Light wonders about L's dental health. [Spoilers up to volume 5]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Improv by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Somebody had to have tried this ...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2007 - The Joker - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Twilight Scribe reviews
Doing business with the Joker is dangerous. It's vital to have just the right thing to close the deal. Who would have guessed the Clown Prince loves bath toys?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Legalism by subdivided reviews
SPOILERS chapter 59. Light and the investigators talk law. Character analysis disguised as ideological debate, ahaha.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2005
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Worthy of Slytherin by SerpentClara reviews
In his first year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was forced to make decisions no boy his age should have faced. What if Harry had been a little less brave and more like an ordinary 11-year-old kid? Focuses on Harry's Sorting and its consequences. AU Slytherin!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Death of a Fan by Backroads reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Anonymous Mudblood reviews
In Britain, under Voldemort's rule, Muggle-borns need to watch their every step. That's why Hermione Granger only allows herself to be honest with the ones she kills. Implied Torture. Implied Character Death. Mentions of Non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Like an Actor reviews
What would happen if Cypher had succeeded? Would he be disposed of by the Machines after outliving his usefulness? Or maybe not? AU. Character Deaths.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Cypher, Smith, A. - Complete
Werewolves Outplayed reviews
New Moon AU. Laurent finds a very easy way to escape the werewolves. Because, in all honesty, how could anybody not think about it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Laurent, Sam, Victoria - Complete
Undefeated Cato reviews
Before the Games Cato develops an obsession with Katniss. During the Games she fixes that problem. Warning: extreme violence, gore, graphic sexual content, character death, some swearing. Rated M for a reason.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Power of Fanfiction reviews
As the interrogation goes on, agent Smith and Morpheus have a conversation about literature. Just a commercial of fanfiction. And nobody is going to pay me for it!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Morpheus, Smith, A. - Complete