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Author has written 40 stories for Gargoyles, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, Ninja Turtles, Scream, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, CSI, Misc. Movies, Babylon 5, and X-overs.

Hello all you ladies and gents out there in cyberspace! I've been a member of this site for a while but I just realized that I never formally said hello to y'all, so here I am.

As you can see for my works, I love writing, particularly the sci-fi/fantasy genre, but I wanted to let y'all know of my personal site which has so much more of my work. Please, feel free to take a little jaunt over there and check things out. Feedback is always welcome!

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Hogwarts, Class of 2024 by Odysseus reviews
Set after the 'DH' epilogue. Albus Potter's life has always been by the book, but now he will try to find his own way during his 7 years at Hogwarts, with the help of Teddy Lupin, a young professor who struggles to balance between life, love, and duty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,988 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Neville L., Gabrielle D., Teddy L., Albus S. P.
The Penny Cooper Realization by JJ Louise reviews
Sequel to "The Blue Lunchbox Conundrum". Read that first. Short little blurbs about what happens with Penny and Sheldon after Alex returns to the year 2029.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Animal by CurbItKirby reviews
Monroe has a crush on his new neighbor. Monroe/OC Two-shot. COMPLETE
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Monroe, OC - Complete
The Blue Lunchbox Conundrum by JJ Louise reviews
Sheldon's son was looking for a way to cheat on his physics exam. Except he ended up in 2011, then totally pulled a Marty McFly, and screwed up the moment his parents were supposed to fall in love...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Lady in the Box by soron rocket reviews
It had been two weeks since they had talked. Well, two weeks to his best calculations. Time was rather wibbly-wobbly when you were a Timelord travelling in a TARDIS. A follow on from series 6 ep. 4. Doctor/TARDIS. Rating may change, just being safe atm.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor
On Christmas Morning by Philthefeet reviews
My idea of what could have happened on Christmas morning in Series 2 Episode 6.
Miranda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Miranda, Gary P. - Complete
A New Beginning by just drifting reviews
Topher isn't killed by the blast in Epitaph Two, only injured. Alpha finds him-not wiped by the bomb like the others thanks to his composite event-and fixes him up, taking him back underground to the Dollhouse with the others. Ensemble. Post-2x13.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Topher B., Alpha - Complete
The Torchwood Jigsaw by tasmat reviews
The Torchwood team finds themselves in a dark place,with no explanation of how they got there. Their only clues to escape are the raspy recordings left to them, which guide them through sadistic tests. Live or die, make your choice. Let the game begin.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Crushing On Snape by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Luna develops a crush on Professor Snape after a potions accident, how will he let her down without breaking her fragile, teenage heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
It's All About Who Says It by mmooch reviews
Sheldon stuns the guys and Penny with talk of his sexual escapades.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Buffy S., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Birthday Invasion by NotAnOunceOfLogic reviews
The Doctor and Amy are hyper, Rory is appologetic and Gwen just wants one occasion without an invasion
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Gwen C. - Complete
What am I Gonna Do with You? by Ditsypersephone reviews
A very short fluffy piece about the TARDIS's current resident newlyweds.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Keeping in touch by smaragdbird reviews
Keeping in touch when you have a few billion lightyears between each other isn't easy but somehow Riley and Chuck manage it. Background slash Riley/Brody Chuck/John
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Chuck, Sgt. H. Riley - Complete
Repaying Debts by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Crowley had no attachment to the trouble-making archangel. It wasn't as if the Trickster's wit and sense of humor intrigued him at all. He simply owed one to the Winchesters, and decided that this would be a good way to repay them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Comfort Her by LoserKid05 reviews
Kinda an afterwards/missing scene of 'Flesh and Stone' after *that* moment in Amy's bedroom. A kind of what might have happened. Flesh and Stone spoilers! Eleven/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
All in the Past by TamieH reviews
Picks up right at the end of series 3. Connor/Abby and Sarah/Becker. I hope this feels like an episode of the show. I specifically wanted the character interaction to feel right. No big changes since I completed this, just wanted to correct some mistakes
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Connor T., Abby M.
Christmas Party! by kate2310 reviews
Lester has decided there will be no office party, so Abby and Connor throw one of their own. Please R&R!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Two Birds by Wilemina reviews
Sarah listens in on a private conversation
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Jasper Babysits by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
The new installment in my Babysitting series. This time, Jasper is the Cullen babysitting Renesmee, and you know that funny things are bound to happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Humans are Weird by Hatterslover1 reviews
Connor/Abby relationship from the point of veiw of Rex
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Abby M., Connor T.
Beyond Insulting by Myth Queen reviews
Nikola reads Twilight and is a little insulted. The rest of the gang have to prevent a murder. Note: this is not a "I hate Twilgiht" fic, nor is it a "I love Twilight" fic. None of the views in this story are mine. Crackfic
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Math Isn't Always Hard by LesbiniOne reviews
Brittany is bored in class and notices something interesting about Rachel. Very mild femslash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
The Left Rights by k8ydid reviews
Ipod shuffle challenge
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Brittany P., Finn H. - Complete
Your the Reason for My Affinity for Blondes by snoozin81 reviews
A series of drabbles/ficlets that represent moments in Puck and Brittany's friendship.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Puck, Brittany P. - Complete
Bella's Cuntry Pie by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Round Mound Contest Entry. Rated M. Bella is tired of the constant games from Edward. Will the dirty Cullen boys have what she needs? BxJxCxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Fluorescent Conversations by The Wind in the Pillows reviews
“Don’t worry Rachel, I got your back. Get away! I know how to uh break dance? I know how to BREAKDANCE FIGHT” Mike had his fists in the air when said this. *Takes place during Hairography*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Mike C., Rachel B. - Complete
Suspension of Disbelief by amaXdear reviews
“You know the year when you’ve realized that Santa doesn’t exist, but you pretend to anyway because it’s less fun carrying your own presents up from the basement? That’s my life. But not yours. You get to believe in Santa.” Kurt/Quinn friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
20 Ways to annoy the Cullen's by Smurfy-kins reviews
How to piss them all off. The Cullens... or should i say Cullens/Hales, I don't know this confuses me! Read on anyway... Just chose two randoms for the characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Jasper Hale by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Hale/Cullen thing? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Emmett Cullen by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Cullen? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Emmett - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Alice Cullen by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Cullen? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Alice
Bella The Vampire Slut! by CelticInTheAU reviews
What happens when the annual Cullen Halloween party takes different turn? Written for "Things That Go Bump in the Night" Halloween contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cultural Joke by IsmAsm reviews
And now people think that we're allergic to garlic and that we can turn into bats at will. It's beyond insulting." Nikola Tesla. But does he know the half of it?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Nikola T. - Complete
Knife by Chicago Brown reviews
Alpha visits Claire in her office. My first lemon, please be nice!
Dollhouse - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Alpha, Whisky/Claire S. - Complete
The Ring by brightxstars reviews
After being ditched by Link, Amber finds it very hard to return his class ring. Slight AmberCorny.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Things the Primeval Team Must Remember by Barcavolio reviews
Tired of the lack of discipline at the ARC, Lester writes a list of rules and notes for his team. Yes, it's another of those list things. Rated for minor references.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Lester, Connor T. - Complete
Not The Last Man on Earth by PhoebeDreams reviews
Connor gets into a fight for Abby - and impresses her more than he expected.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
CASTIEL: The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CASTIEL unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to be responsible for some poor fool being accidentally smited do you?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Castiel - Complete
The Painted Turtle of Healing by Daylight reviews
Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The 12th Seal by Linda Atkinson reviews
Dean and Castiel have to prevent the breaking of a Seal. Dean/Castiel slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Castiel, Dean W.
Triangle Choke by The Blue Raven reviews
Filed under TMI. It wasn’t a mental image Will would be forgetting anytime soon. Just a fun little crack!drabble.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ashley M., Henry F.
Appraisal by Orokiah reviews
It takes a certain kind of stubborn to have no special surname or powers, and stick to a life that demands them. Ruby/Rupert, mentions of Luke/Ruby.
Demons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ruby, Rupurt G. - Complete
Dating Danger by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Galvin and Ruby go out on a date, so naturally there is smiting to be done and Galvin shows some impressive moves that have nothing to do with a pulse gun
Demons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ruby, Rupurt G. - Complete
Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Fifty drabbles, fifty crossovers, five thousand words: 50 Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Buffy S. - Complete
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Like For Like by Orokiah reviews
There are lines that should never be crossed. Ruby/Rupert, some Rupert/Mina.
Demons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Rupurt G., Ruby - Complete
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
More Issues than National Geographic by LannaKitty reviews
A huge couch, a muted TV and a shared ottoman. A werewolf and monster hunter avoid some issues only to stumble onto others. Set between The Five and Edward.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Ashley M., Henry F. - Complete
Stealing by FiresideChild reviews
Azka-D, DG, and their friend Vi are laughing in the garden. Cain, Glitch, and Raw are confused and pick-pocketed! WAFF AND FUN! One-shot! Minor spoilers.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - DG, Azkadellia - Complete
Mirror by Jasmine Starlight reviews
“She’s not you, you know.” Dr. George Huang said conversationally as he slid into the booth that Olivia was occupying alone at her usual lunch place.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - O. Benson, G. Huang - Complete
Five Simple Rules by Ruari Louis reviews
It's Snape and Potter's sixth year and Dumbledore sends the gang to a US Muggle School. Some SSLM LEJP SBOC and SSJP. M for language and later yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Severus S., James P.
Bite Me by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Jacob's desperate. Esme's shocked. Jasper's liking it. Carlisle's unflappable. And Alice...Alice is just a perv. JacobJasper slash, written in response to a meme on LJ. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Unexpectedly Beatrice Snape by DiogenesPaperCrown reviews
Revised: Have you seen this witch? Teenage witch uses unforgiveable curse and flees. Severus is confronted with his daughter and is determined to try his hand at fathering. But seriously, we're talking about Snape. What kind of father would he make? Pleas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Never Piss Off A HouseElf by lady-kyo reviews
HGxSS: a new take on the Marriage Law. The law is passed and Hermione uses the houseelf assigned to her to send for Ron. What happens when the elf makes the decisions for her and his former master, for their best interests?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 134,920 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Possession by RaineOnMe reviews
It’s been three years, four months and fifteen days since Dean’s deal came due, and while Sam had dreamed every night of him coming back…this wasn’t exactly how he pictured it. no longer a One-shot! Wincest! demon!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sam W., Dean W.
I Friend You, You Friend Him by Roga reviews
Salmoneus introduces the social network into Ancient Greece. Face Scroll - it's the new thing.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by mute90 reviews
Buffy xover! Sam warned a him a million times but Dean never listened.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Saving Earth…again by Dark Phoenix 13X reviews
SG1 SGA Btvs Atvs crossover. Buffy makes some shocking discoveries that lead to a new life.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,465 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Buffy S., John S. - Complete
Murphy's Law by Late For The Sky reviews
Life is interesting for the residents of the apartment building, even more so when you're not the ones blowing things up. Jack Built AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Murphy's List by Late For The Sky reviews
The writing on the wall was perfectly clear... An LJ Community project, brought to you by the crazy people over at Jack Built. Go, shoo. Read the stories. Rating: G to PG. Complete For Now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Poker Night by kateg123 reviews
Jack's bored so cracks out the cards and the booze and suggests a game of poker...although knowing him it turns out to be strip poker. Consequences ensue of course. Basically just nutty crack-infested randomness. Minor Jack/Gwen and Owen/Tosh.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Not In My Job Description by addyke reviews
The team have been taking advantage for too long, so Ianto decides a little industrial action is in order... Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
A Visit from Rose by bb89 reviews
When strange rift activities occur and people are showing up dead, a familiar face showing up from a parallel universe helps explain it. My first fanfic please R&R.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Brotherly Link by Lady Aura reviews
Harry gets a letter, and Xander's more special than he thought. Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,597 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 5/16/2006
Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by netgirly2k reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Got coffee? by blessedarethecracked reviews
Tosh and Owen both 'happen' to be working late at night - they also both happen to be trying to ask each other out. Slightly tragic, hilariously awkward, any r&r's would make me a happy plot bunny breeder! .
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Beating doh by cein reviews
The team have their own way of dealing with Jack's immortality.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Gaffer Tape by Hobbit985 reviews
Why did Jack suddenly retreat back into his office after he caught sight of Ianto holding the aerial? Set after 'Sleeper' but no actual spoilers for the episode.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
When Harry finds a battered Snape on his doorstep, events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. 6th year, ignores HBP. Eventually Snape mentors Harry. Response to Bil's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,276 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dates and Pet Names by Hannurdock reviews
Carrying on with the cuteness from the first episode of series 2, I wondered what the boys would make of their new dating status.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual for Glitch Ambrose by Shannon Vega reviews
COMPLETE! So, you want your very own Glitch. Think you're ready for the responsibility of the quirky inventor? Then take a gander through his instruction manual. A loving tribute to the graceful Royal advisor. Glitch x AZ implied. Third in the series.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Glitch, Azkadellia - Complete
Thing's Xander Is NO Longer Allowed To Do by Chaos Eternus reviews
One Shots Inspired by the 'things Xander is no longer allowed to do'list on livejournal.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Ianto Claus is Coming to Town by Leda74 reviews
As we all know, office Christmas parties can be trying. At the Hub, things get really interesting.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Traditions by Thethuthinnang reviews
BtVS.LotR. Christmas is Christmas, wherever Buffy happens to be. Christmas present for amusewithaview!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Side Effects May Include by Dru reviews
A lifethreatening camping trip brings revelations. Rating for drug use and Owen's filthy mouth. Cowritten with Quallianmaghouin
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ianto J. - Complete
The Purling Lesson by meilin-m reviews
Martha Jones comes back for her second lesson from Jack Harkness. Hotness, though bittersweet hotness, ensuesthough not much purling. Sequel to The Knitting Lesson, set after Last of the Time Lords. Crossover with Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
The Knitting Lesson by meilin-m reviews
Jack Harkness teaches Martha Jones to knit. Doctor WhoTorchwood crossover, set after Last of the Time Lords. Next story in the series is The Purling Lesson, which is adults only.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
The Cavalry by Cranston reviews
What if Xander called in some friends to help after the first assault on the vineyard?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006
Toast by quaint-little-categories reviews
There's lots of thing you can do with a toaster, Jack smirked. Ianto shook his head, No. No there's not.Jack discovers you can travel in time by sticking your hand in a toaster. But every now and then something goes wrong.Doctor Who xover
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2007
Work and Duty by Jesape reviews
Jack was a little weakened by being dead for so long, and needs some care. A bit of team, and a bit of JackIanto. Missing scene for End of Days.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Office Work by ImmortalityBites reviews
There's not much work getting done at Torchwood today. IantoJack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
The Nightshift by Reefgirl reviews
All sorts of things go on during the nightshift, not always to do with chasing aliens. Tosh and Ianto's ordered lives change during one particular night. Ch 2, contains scenes of a sexual nature
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
10 Uses for Postits in Torchwood by Erin Giles reviews
Just as the title says. 10 drabbles for 10 uses. Iantocentric.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Ketchup by montypython203 reviews
What starts out as the Doctor persuading Rose to put ketchup on her chips leads to a whole lot more...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Jealousy by TheArc5 reviews
Jack and Rose are getting rather friendly, and the Doctor's getting rather peeved. 9!fic, with a rating mostly for suggestion. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Use of Scientific Method in the Workplace by SerenityJane reviews
Owen gets bored, so decides to irritate Ianto...all in the name of science, of course. This story is not in the usual style, so please let me know what you think!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Hide and Seek by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
Silly nighttime fluff with Rose and Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Time Lords and Teaboys by Night's Darkness reviews
Jack brings the Doctor to meet his team after TLOTL, and learns something shocking about the Doctor and Ianto. One-shot gone awry. Pairing: JI of course!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Ianto J. - Complete
Are You pleased to See Me? by Reefgirl reviews
Ianto believes Jack's wandering hands are getting him into trouble with the rest of the team but the truth is a lot funnier. My take on a very old Joke, explainations inside. Slashy overtones so be warned
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
The Second Least Organized Sport by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
After the third series finale; crackfic, dialogue, AU. 'And sentencing me to live out the rest of my natural lives with you is an act of mercy? '
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
With Roses Come Thorns by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Jane finds a mysterious present in her room one day from a secret admirer, and that one event sets into motion a series of events that will send Jane spiraling into territory she has never dared to explore...
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - [Jane T., Gunther B.]
The bare necessities by cein reviews
Sometimes when you work for Torchwood, you don't know whether or not to believe your eyes. slash
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Nowhere Man by Selena reviews
During the year that wasn’t, Torchwood tries to save the day. Elim Garak just tries to survive. Crossover with Dr. Who and ST:Deep Space Nine
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Voyeuristic Intentions by Reefgirl reviews
Gwen and Tosh have an audience for their meeting. Boys will be Boys. A light hearted piece not intended to be taken seriously.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Tease by JezibellaFleury reviews
“Snape and Granger Sitting in a tree P-A-S-H-I-N-G 1st comes class 2nd comes Dinner 3rd comes detention with the tongue war winner!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Too Much Tension by Dance of the Crazed reviews
Bellatrix and Snape just don't know when to quit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Word of the Week by Brother Grimace reviews
Stacy wants to study, but it's Sandi who gets the real education as Stacy shows her the meaning of a new word!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Soul Has Bandaged Moments by serendu reviews
Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,512 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
You Leave Them Alone For One Night and Look What H by Maddi-wan reviews
The girls have the night off and Jack, Owen and Ianto are called out on a Weevil attack. But by a series of unfortunate events, They are arrested. Just a little bit of fun about the girls coming to get them Oneshot
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Red Dwarf: Warts and All by CyborgGarfield reviews
Lister wants to see his kids so the entire crew Holly Hops into their universe but get sucked through a time hole and end up meeting some very different kids altogether. RD:HP X:Over.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Lister, D., Cat
Curse of the Face of Boe by Izzfrogger reviews
Random drabble. A pure fluffy crack fic. Slight Gwack if you squint. Jack finds wikipedia and is NOT happy. Spoilers for DW the 'Last of the Timelords'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Do not disturb by cein reviews
All Ianto wants is a day off.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me Twice by Settiai reviews
Their first kiss didn't count. :: Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
She's Got Legs by Scorpio71 reviews
Did you ever have one of those let the floor open up and swallow me whole moments? Yeah? Well, this one is Strife's.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Ring of the Gods by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Buffy goes searching for a new Slayer and finds much, much more.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Buffy S. - Complete
Saw IV by Zephiale reviews
With the passing of Jigsaw, Jeff realizes that the only way to continue his search for his daughter is to play yet another game. Using only prerecorded tapes from Jigsaw, Jeff has to survive an entirely new set of traps which lead to his daughter's safety
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The American Auror by Cotton Candi Drug reviews
The Order accepts an American Auror. Enter Buffy, the beautiful woman whose only mission in life is to slay Voldemort. But will her dark family history come back to haunt her? Set in an alternet universe.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Hierarchy by wild wolf free17 reviews
He thinks she doesn’t know where he goes when he doesn’t share their bed. [AU, oneshot]
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Teaching by Dragonhulk reviews
A new magic school is being built where Sunnydale use to be and they want Xander to teach. They even offered to let him meet a long lost cousin to sweeten the deal. Crosses with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Xander H., Draco M. - Complete
Not Your Normal Teaching Job by Elizabeth Bartlett reviews
When the teacher for Atlantis' new school arrives, the adventure of a lifetime begins. R&R. The Final Chapter is up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,627 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - E. Lorne - Complete
Better Than Python by Chelion reviews
The Dwarf crew get stuck in a VR game based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2007
When Two Souls Touch by CallaRose4ever reviews
Daniel is discontented with enlightenment, until Whistler leads him to his destiny. She's short, blond and a vampire slayer, now it's his duty to help her. Can he do it without breaking too many of the Ancients rules? Prequel to Soul Mates WIP
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Buffy S., D. Jackson
Tease by greenconverses reviews
John learns just how enjoyable shopping with Teyla can be. JohnTeyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Sales Pitch by Gary Merchant reviews
The Ninth Doctor gets an unexpected telephone call.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Ten Passengers Serenity Never Had by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Ten Buffyverse characters who might have walked into, and out of, the lives of Serenity's crew. 10 x 100 words.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
The Student Becomes The Master by Horrorfreak13 reviews
Amanda got the shaft at the end of Saw III. Here's how I think it should have gone.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Respected by Losyark reviews
Ianto Jones only wanted a nice, quiet beer. And maybe some respect, already. Crossover with Torchwood.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Happy Christmas by ACleverName reviews
The Ninth Doctor surprises Rose. Written before watching The Christmas Invasion and flouting the comments made in The Doctor Dances. Piece of harmless fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Charmed: The Power of Three by x.my-wicca-way.x reviews
This is another poem of mine which combines all seasons into one whiich sort of makes the Power of Four..read on!
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Enlightenment Will Never Be The Same by CallaRose4ever reviews
Buffy ascends and plays a little game with Daniel in heaven...er enlightenment. almost a crack fic but not. A little Buffy Daniel sweetness.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Buffy S., D. Jackson - Complete
Countdown to Christmas by polgara-5 reviews
Buffy starts receiving some unusual presents. BtVSStargate SG1
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Wipeout by Exploded Pen reviews
Upon invading Earth a poor wraith drone discovers that the human race just won't take invasion lying down...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by Philote reviews
What is left of us when we’re gone? And what will it mean to the people we leave behind? The remnants of SGA1 pack up Ford’s things.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Spinning by Philote reviews
Rodney deals with the vestiges of his withdrawal from the Wraith enzyme. Spoilers for The Hive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Red Metal Pegasus Bikini by Altaria Volante reviews
I never, ever want to speak about what happened today again. Which Carson knew to mean that she wanted to talk about this right now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Haggling by Lady Maria reviews
Daniel decides that the Magic Box's employees are very, very scary.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Well Then You're A by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Rodney and John rant a bit. Who has the better insult vocabulary? You may be surprised...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Strangest Mission Ever by Gremblin reviews
response to BiteMeTechie's 'Slave master Teyla' challenge. Short, I know, but read it anyways. In which the team goes to a world where women are gods and men aren't.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Who Ate All The Power Bars? by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Sequel to my 'fic Bruised Pride. Contains RodneyRanting. Inspired by BiteMeTechie's 100 starting lines. Again.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by gateship
Christmas fic written for LJ user unsunghero99 who asked for McKayCadman fic where there are kids that come to Atlantis and hang around McKay. He acts like he hates them but Cadman catches him telling them a story and being really nice and stuff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Family Ties by LE McMurray reviews
When Rodney is killed, his final present to his niece holds the key to what happened to him.Set after McKay And Mrs Miller
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Rodney M., Jeannie M. - Complete
Bruised Pride by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Someone's hiding in a broom closet.... What's the real reason behind Ronon's sudden shyness?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Self Deception by SolitaryPoison reviews
Rupert Giles.The last person to have skeletons in his closet? Wrong. As the First begins his asault on the slayer Rupert meets the son he never knew. But is anyone ready for the changed Harry Potter? Family history comes to light...SLASH
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Classica by Kamaka reviews
Sequel to Acoustic. It is not who you are that matters, who you were a moment ago is irrelevant all that matters is who you will be in this moment. Will you let fate choose or will you make your own destiny?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W.
Lanford Days Again by CNJ reviews
Roseanne It's been eight years since the series ended...what are the Conners, Harrises, and the Healys up to these days? See for yourselves as they go thru more changes, discoveries, & grow more.
Roseanne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Xander Harris and the Hidden Past by Cyclone reviews
Xander Harris's past comes back to haunt him. On hold.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Xander H., Harry P.
Go Ahead, Caller by SabaceanBabe reviews
John and D'Argo and a 12pack of beer. What more do you need? Spoilers for Terra Firma
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Kinky by leiasky reviews
The crew's reaction to finding Kaylee handcuffed to the engine. Sequel to 'Handcuffs'. SimonKaylee
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Handcuffs by leiasky reviews
Kaylee wants to do something Simon doesn't and Jayne catches them in a compromising situation. SimonKaylee
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Animal Husbandry by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. The Doctor picks up some exotic pets on an alien backwater.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Fun in Atlantis by Yarrharr reviews
UPDATED! What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time in addition to making fun of McKay? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…Now citrusflavored!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
The Cassandra Effect by liketheriver reviews
Budget cuts at the SGC have the team feeling a little threatened.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
The Sunnydale Perspective: Ascended by EchoIvy reviews
Buffy Summers as Ascended? Atlantis will never be the same again. BTVSSGAtlantis
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Ancient Answering Machine by libratraveller reviews
Rodney finds a recording that puts Ancients in a new light.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Of Colonels, Doctors, and Pink Foam by veritas2017 reviews
What happens when John and Rodney take a stab at housekeeping? Nothing good, that's for sure.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Security Check by Sever Us1 reviews
A story I wrote a while ago. A pencil pusher from homeland security learns why you don't try to mess with one Dr. Daniel Jackson at the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Soldier Boy by hyacinthian reviews
Why is Rodney the way he is?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Charmed Forever the missing scene by Kicki reviews
And so they all got their happy end! All? No, there was one character they forgot about. Or did they? Here's the scene that went missing.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Phoebe H., Cole T. - Complete
Fourever Charmed by Princess Pinky reviews
This is four part rewrite of the Charmed series finale. It's my own version including characters such as Prue, Cole, Andy, and other series favorites.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,836 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Piper H. - Complete
Acoustic by Kamaka reviews
5 years have passed since Elizabeth left Atlantis. The city is falling without Elizabeth until Ronon comes to her with a desperate plea for help.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
CHARMED: THE COVEN Pilot Part 1 by PRGhettoPapi reviews
Wyatt's destiny begins 2 unfold in this Charmed Spin Off Series. Wyatt & Chris are pulled in2 a battle 2 save the universe, by non other than Aradia the First Witch & Samhein the Source of All Magic, from an evil that threatens existence itself
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R. - Complete
Dawn Winchester? by steamfan reviews
SupernaturalBuffy the Vampire Slayer xover Dawn isn't a magical clone, she's Buffy's daughter, and John's. First fic, so please review.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,237 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
First Aid for Dummies by Dr. Dredd reviews
Since the team is injured so often, Carson wants to teach them first aid skills. It's a good idea... in theory.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Puppy Love by literatiwannabe reviews
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
How Video Games Cause Violence by MadelinBreaker reviews
Vir and Lennier enjoy the hottest new video game while Zack pays the price. Written for the Babylon 5 friendship ficathon for scifimimi.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Stag Night by Selena reviews
Londo and G'Kar try their hands at a human custom. Sheridan concludes he was better off when they were enemies...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Londo, G'kar - Complete
Eat It by The Waco Kid reviews
Can Kevin swallow it all?
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006
In the Lake! by raisintorte reviews
John involuntarily takes a swim around Atlantis. [Gen fic, Spoilers through Duet]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Coward by FreeWrite reviews
Some people call me a coward, but they've never seen what I've seen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Lean on me by Calamity Kitten reviews
At the end of ‘Witchstock’ Chris finds a rather unexpected ally…I just thought he deserved that
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Chris H., Penny H. - Complete
A few medical questions by Rhin Ariel reviews
Beckett wants to ask Teyla some questions. She doesn't want to answer. Elizabeth says shell go first to show Teyla. Then John walks in. Things quickly go down hill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
The David Lister song by boogle reviews
Well this is the David Lister song, hence the title. He felt left out that Rimmer had a munchkin song in 'Blue', so I wrote him one! enjoy x.x JUST ADDED: The Cat song! yippee! same thing with Cat instead :D
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
Jeepers Creepers: Waiting Game by shany94a reviews
The Creeper's thoughts on Jeepers Creepers 2 ...
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Influence by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose. 15 minute ficlet. The Doctor discovers that Rose shouldn't be trusted with certain things.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
Private Conversations by toestastegood reviews
[Slash] The Ninth Doctor lies in bed and argues with himself about the newest member of the TARDIS crew, Jack. [Suggested JackDoctor]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Habit by jennyreyn reviews
Ninth Doctor. The Doctor and Rose have a habit they need to kick. Each other. Set after 'The Doctor Dances'.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/16/2005
Apparel, Apparently by Avelynn Tame reviews
Interlude in the morning. Somewhat pointless. Ninth Doctor & Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Green Worm by Avelynn Tame reviews
The Doctor makes a teeny tiny mistake. Ninth Doctor & Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Aftermath by Tipper reviews
Description: Tag for the Defiant One, picking up at the same point where the actual episode endsi.e. HUGE spoilers. What if Brendan Gall was right? What if people really would talk…?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Writer's Block by Quing reviews
What happens when the X-Men try to write a comic book? ONE-SHOT.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Four Card Studs by Mice reviews
The original X-Men (emphasis on the men) have a night of poker and of braggery in buggery.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2004
A New Job by Osorkon reviews
BuffyAngelStargate crossover. Set after the end of Buffy and Angel. Willow takes a job with Stargate Command. One day she sees a familiar face.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
Stuffed Animals by pacphys reviews
Splinter makes stuffed animals for his sons, and finds he doesn't need to worry about little Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Donatello, Splinter - Complete
Defiance by Purple Aussie reviews
Leonardo never thought Donatello would ever defy his authority.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2004
Hereafter by M. D. Jensen reviews
An afterlife reunion with Wade and the professor adresses some unanswered questions for Quinn. Angsty, but with happy ending! Slight WadexQuinn, of course. Please read and review.
Sliders - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Complete
Bitten by Lament reviews
Dr. Beckett makes a discovery after McKay is attacked by an alien. McKay-Sheppard slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Rodney M., John S.
The Life of a Xavier Student by bluegalx reviews
A letter from a new student at Xavier's to his parents. Yes people, it's a parody. PG-13 for references to alcohol and sex. Oh, and did I mention that I wanted you to REVIEW!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004
Slashing Snape by graciela g lilo natalie reviews
Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Collector's Value by Odeena Sabnach reviews
Rattrap is more of a pack rat than some people would expect...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Complete
Iron Man by Bleuwood reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort, but he lost everything on the way. Now he takes his vengence on the world that took everything he loved........song fic , short, good read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003
Megatron: A Day In The Life by Watery Onslaught reviews
*Beast Wars* Spend a day in the life of the evil Predicon leader we all loathe! See waspinator get stuck in a toilet, see Terrorsaur imitate Meg's, see Turnatulus n BA make out, then have an Energon lauger to wash it down!!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2003
Aphrodite's Ditty by Eris Goddess of Discord reviews
The Goddess Aphrodite thinks about switching professions.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
Family TV Night by Dawnage reviews
The Olympic Gang take a turn at the remote control.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Your Time Has Ended by Hillside Dancing On reviews
Notice that one coyote in the pic with the stone table and Aslan? It's Marrok. These are his thoughts as Aslan is killed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2003
Only A Muppet? by LJinx reviews
Amusing little fic in which John introduces Rygel to a special friend of his...
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Complete
Farscape Goes Camping by AstroGirl reviews
John tells a story around the campfire. Or attempts to, anyway. This isn't really a proper story, more a sketchy scriptformat outline for one, but it gave me a chuckle, so hopefully it'll do the same for other people. No spoliers. No plot, either.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Complete
My Tribute to Kevin Smith: A Short Poem by GingerQ reviews
A short poem written about Kevin Smith
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002
Elisa's Answering Machine by Nicky Dee reviews
Ever since Elisa had become a memeber of Clan Wyvern she has been getting some pretty WIERD phone messages! Plenty of profanity and laughs ahead! ENJOY! And read my other fics! PLEASE!
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002
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Through the Looking Glass reviews
Several students are chosen to take part in a Study Abroad program at a typical Canadian muggle high school. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Harry Halliwell reviews
An HPCharmed crossover. What if everything you had ever been told had been a lie? What if you had a secret that not even you knew about? That's what happened to one Harry James Potter when one afternoon he receives a strange package.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007
Lie to Me
A child no one knew existed appears in the in wake of her mother's death. The moment she sets foot in Hogwarts she turns everyone's lives upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Published: 9/22/2007
An Unexpected End reviews
When someone in Atlantis' inner circle unexpectedly dies, emotions run high. WARNING: implied slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006
Unrequited reviews
A Legend of the Rangers fic. A short oneshot, for the most part internal narrative, about a forbidden love.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Painting the Jumpers Red reviews
Someone's playing a joke on Sheppard and uses his Jumpers to do it. Rated: PG 13 for mature themes.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
For Them Alone reviews
Discovery of an encrypted file in the Ancient database, leads the team to a secret chamber and an ally they didn't even know that had. Rated: g. Suitable for all audiences.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
X Chronicles Part 5 reviews
Moving Up, Moving On & Long Time Gone. The Xgang reunites with old friends and new family, with a few surprises thrown into the mix as well. NOTE: Takes place nearly 16 years after the events in A Gaping Void & The Great Divide. Takes place over the cours
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 181,334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
X Chronicles Part 4
A Gaping Void & The Great Divide. The death of someone near and dear to the entire Xgang causes a ripple effect in the mansion. NOTE: Takes places over the course of approximately a month and a half. Rated for violence, coarse language and mature themes
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,408 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
X Chronicles Part 3
Beginning of the End & What A Wonderful X World. Secrets and halftruths run amok in the Xmansion. NOTE: Takes places over the course of approximately a year and a half. Rated for violence, coarse language and mature themes
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 81,767 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
X Chronicles Part 2
Secrets and Lies & All in the Family. An old friend of Sasha's insinuates himself into the lives of the mansion's residents and causes all sorts of chaos. NOTE: Takes places over the course of approximately 2 months. Rated for violence, coarse language an
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 135,369 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
X Chronicles Part 1
The Meek and the Freak & Sisters. Four sisters arrive at the mansion and promptly turn the lives of the Xmen all topsyturvy. NOTE: Takes places over the course of approximately 9 months. Rated for violence, coarse language and mature themes
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 47,588 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
The expedition prepares for their first Christmas in the Pegasus galaxy
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Teyla's Dilemma reviews
Halling is pressing Teyla to make a decision which would radically change her life forever.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
Birds of a Feather reviews
Crossover with SG1. Teyla and Teal'c find a kinship in each other.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
2x011 Sleeper
While on a routine survey mission, SGA1 unknowningly pick up a hitchhiker.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Introspect reviews
Murray's inward thoughts and emotions during the climactic scene of Treed Murray. WARNING: SPOILERS! Contains violence and coarse laguage.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Simply Purrfect reviews
John tortures Rodney. just a little piece of fluff, nothing serious
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Melia's Message reviews
How I would imagine the rest of the Ancient woman, Melia, message would go. First seen in Rising. Minor spoilers for Before I Sleep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
2x010 Hunter, Prey reviews
I'm trying a new format, so please bear with me. This is the first fic of my virtual season, breaking off after 'Aurora'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Teyla gets a secret admirer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
Rodney over hears some of the women and he's frightened by what he hears.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Rodney has a bad day.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Twelve Days of a CSI Christmas reviews
Sung to the tune of the Twelves Days of Christmas
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
The Devil & Daniel Jackson reviews
Daniel find himself face to face with the Prince of Darkness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - D. Jackson - Complete
Sweet Home Atlantis
Sung to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes reviews
Set just prior to the events of the first movie. Billy and Stu set their minds to the task.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: When Two Worlds Collide
Story 7. A stranger arrives in town, seeking the gargoyles and has no idea that a figure with a link to her past is lurking in the shadows.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,050 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: Dreaming of a White Christmas
Story 6. The girls bring the clan home for the holidays. Warning: mild coarse language
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,650 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: Shadows in the Dark
Story 5. Something strange is going on with Emony. Are there otherworldly forces at work? Note: Reader's discretion is advised. Story contains mild horror scenes, suggested sexual content and mild coarse language
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,872 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: It's Not Easy Being Green reviews
Story 4. Lex's day just goes from bad to worse when Fox goes into labor. Xanatos & Owen are out of town & the rest of the clan are dealing with their own crisis, leaving Lex the only one at the castle.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: The Ties That Bind
Story 3. The sisters return home with the clan in tow.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: Spirits & Specters
Story 2. When the newly weds return from their honeymoon they find the clan caught up in a witchhunt. May not be suitable for all audiences. Reader's discretion is advised.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,559 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Lost Kin Chronicles: Mirror Image
The first story in a new chapter of the lives in the Manhattan Clan. As the clan prepares for a wedding, two strangers arrive bearing some startling revelations.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Turtle Cheer reviews
Your reigning songfic queen is back with another installment. Sung to the tune of the first cheer in the movie Bring It On.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas, Xmen Style! reviews
I think the title says it all :...enjoy!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Mutant Rap reviews
Yet another piece from your friendly neighbourhood songfic queen, sung to the tune of Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Lady Grey reviews
yet another songfic, this one for Xmen, sung to the tune of Lady Marmala
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Hogwarts reviews
a spoof song, sung to the tune of Yoda by Weird Al Yankovic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Dayo, Gargoyles Style reviews
The trio get a little bored, resulting a little unscripted silliness
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Complete