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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, and Frankenweenie.

Hey, I'm Jessika. I am 17 years old from England.

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Cissatrix (Bellatrix Lestrange and Narcissa Malfoy) Harry Potter
Sweenett (Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett) Sweeney Todd
Barnalia (Barnabas Collins and Julia Hoffman) Dark Shadows
Jelena (Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter)
Tilena (Tim Burton and Helena)
Jim (Johnny and Tim)
Luna Lovegood and Narcissa Harry Potter


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The Poison of Lust by bellamione17 reviews
Bellamione. Some Cissatrix as well. During a chance meeting in Diagon Alley, Bellatrix and Hermione find themselves in an unexpected situation that leads to an unexpected relationship. *contains blackcest* *I do not own Harry Potter*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,088 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Julia Knows Nothing by marlasinner reviews
A much-needed rewrite of the relationship between Dr Julia Hoffman and Barnabas Collins. For Barnalia and Sweenett lovers alike. Starts immediately after Barnabas 'dropping his keys'.
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Julia H., Barnabas C.
Life imitates art by Madame-Monocles reviews
Ironically, Helena Bonham Carter gets pregnant while working on the film "Big Fish" with her unborn babies father, who also happens to be the director, Tim Burton.Helena is pregnant with her and Tims first child on the set of Big fish. This being a first for them, neither really know how to handle the situation. Another happy Tilena malti-chapter story for you.
Big Fish - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
Evolution by Madame-Monocles reviews
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carters relationship started when she was an Ape. His Ape to be exact. They slowly evolve, this is their transformation. Story will eventually contain smut! I hope you enjoy and dont forget to R&R
Planet of the Apes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012
That Which Lies Beneath by littleopheliac reviews
I am writing this for myself if I'm honest, but feel free to R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Narcissa M., Luna L.
Longing by iLuvJohnny reviews
After their encounter at Malfoy Manor, one found herself longing for the other. Bellamione, mostly. A little Ginissa in later chapters. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Amphierotic Bloodlines by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Perfection had always been expected in the House of Black... -Full Summary Inside- •Bellatrix/Narcissa•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 271,645 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Infected Blood by Miggitdog reviews
Bellamione, oneshot, smut with minimal plot, a bit rough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Deception by ff345 reviews
Unable to bear living with her unrequited love any longer, Mrs. Lovett hatches a plan to finally make Sweeney Todd hers - but oh what a tangled web we weave, when once we practice to deceive…
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 173,557 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Persuasion, Provocation and Persistant Paprazzi by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
A reporter known for her 'savage quill' visits a notorious Death Eater in Azkaban. The torture of the Longbottoms and the subsequent trial is a very juicy story... but how far will Rita go to get an interview from Bellatrix? Rated M for femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rita S. - Complete
Obsession by ff345 reviews
Sweeney Todd was an obsessive, born from an obsession with revenge. But when that revenge was complete and his obsession dead along with it, it left a huge void in his mind - for a new obsession to fill…
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,882 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Public Affairs by ff345 reviews
It had started fairly innocently. Small glances and little smiles here and there that held secrets only the other knew.... sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 225,151 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Bella Says by fembuck reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa play Bellatrix's favorite game together one night. BellatrixNarcissa, Blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
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Never Let Me Go reviews
After Bellatrix's death, Narcissa relives her memories of their time together. She hopes that remembering her sister will help her move on, but can she ever get over losing the only person she ever truly loved. Rated M for self harm (Chapter 2, explained) and lesbian incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
Teaching Ms Bellatrix Lestrange A Lesson reviews
On Helena's final day of filming Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part II, her on-screen sister, Helen McCrory, pays a visit to her dressing room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
Fatal Attraction reviews
Johnny and Winona stay with Tim and Helena over Christmas, giving Winona a chance to get what she really wants for Christmas. Don't read if you don't like real life fics, you have been warned! Rated M for lesbianism and other sexual content. -Discontinued for now-
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Frankenweenie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Get Out! reviews
Nellie Lovett was all alone until the man she craved for came back, but he's not the man she once knew. After her plan to get noticed fails, she decides she needs to take a different, more obvious approach.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Dreams Become Reality reviews
Helena and Johnny have a late night on set of Sweeney Todd going though their lines together, but someone has other intentions. Will Tim find out? Could it be over for them? Johnny/Helena Tim/Helena to come
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
Forbidden reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa femslash. Realising her true feelings towards her sister, Bellatrix decides to do something about them. But could they be together? Could it ever work out for them? Can their love for one another overcome the fact that they are sisters? A combination of true love and lesbian incest. Contains Blackcest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Desire reviews
The third and final part to my trilogy 'Need, Want and Desire' of Sweenett oneshots. Sweeney has finally realised his feelings for the tiny baker. He tries to fight them, but could she mean more to him than he intended.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Want reviews
The second part to my trilogy 'Need, Want and Desire' of Sweenett oneshots. Sweeney begins to notice how beautiful Mrs. Lovett really is and realises he wants her more than ever.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Need reviews
The first part to my trilogy of Sweenett oneshots, 'Need, Want and Desire'. Sweened Todd is stressed about not having enough throats to slit so he turns to his next idea for relief, Mrs Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.