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The Only Hope for Me is You by livingdeadblondegirl reviews
Niklaus Mikaelson is a single father but is also a business man who needs someone to take care of the kids for him. When their current nanny retires, he finds himself needing a replacement. When Stefan offers a solution, Klaus agrees to interview Caroline Forbes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 244,179 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Caroline F., Katherine, Klaus, OC - Complete
Painted Faces, Part 2 by Alex Snape reviews
Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
The Art of War by Aura reviews
Loki sits on the throne using his father's face. He sets his sights on Jane Foster one evening, for what better way is there to win against his brother than to steal what Thor most covets? Lokane. Rated Mature for later events. Very little Thor/Sif. Sif is a bad guy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Thor, Sif] - Complete
Horizons by Fuchsia.Grasshopper reviews
She could feel his heat radiating from his chest, on to her back as he hovered over her. Determined to show no fear in the face of his dominance, she adjusted her shaky limbs as his claws came around either side of her body "Little lamb, your fear smells sweet" A cloud of smoke circled her neck and she looked over her shoulder at his ardent face as he spoke. "You should be afraid"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,693 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
A question of lust by TheNerdGlaze reviews
[future fic, post ADWD] Sansa accidentally sees Tyrion in an intimate situation. The scene starts to haunt her.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
The Zachary Quinto Metaphor by xLostInTheSun reviews
In The Recombination Hypothesis, Sheldon declares that Zachary Quinto can live long and suck it. But then, in The Love Spell Potential, he sees Zachary Quinto a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event. What could have possibly changed his mind? Possibly a certain neurobiologist and a Valentine's Day spent eating a pizza and watching "one of his beloved Star War Trek things"...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Lights, Camera, Taste by fashionista1988 reviews
AH/AU. Damon Salvatore is a world renown chef & now judge on the hit TV show Masterchef. Elena Gilbert is a contestant hoping to win the title. When a forbidden relationship occurs between the two, what happens in the kitchen is sure to leave a sweet taste with each wanting more, yet everything comes with a price. RATED M. Dedicated to livialovesdelena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,614 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Graceless Heart by nelygirl reviews
Loki and his Chitauri army have defeated the Avengers. He now means to rule Midgard as its new King. SHIELD is hiding Jane Foster, but she's forced to run. Loki wants her,and she has no idea why. When he finds her...Will he know what to do with her? Or will he bite off more than he was ready to chew? Jane/Loki, and brief Jane/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,502 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Jane F., Loki
OTP by Save vs. Magic reviews
With 'Charmed and Dangerous' set to become a movie, Alex is shocked to discover the books based on her life are wildly popular. Even more shocking is what some fans are reading between the lines. And most disturbing of all? Justin might be one! -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,465 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
I Love The Way You Do That Thing by ivorykeys09 reviews
It's the way he makes his cocoa. And the way she reads a book. Dan/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Knight In Shining Armour by Cursd818 reviews
The first time Dan speaks to Blair Waldorf, she is pushing Serena into a cab. But when Serena runs away to boarding school, what will they find to talk about? Blair/Dan eventually, Blair/Nate, Serena/Nate.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,416 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blair, Dan
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Triptych by Pierides reviews
Let them play at unawares, and we shall see who wins in this sly game of bluff: Jonathan, Scarecrow, or Becky. One plays to covet, two for a prize unnamed. Yet could the wants of all be the same? And can two become whole again? :Jon/Becky:
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. Crane
A Hatter's Eyes by eve noir reviews
Alice muses on Hatter's eyes
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Hatter's Mouth by eve noir reviews
Alice muses on Hatter's mouth.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
A Hatter's Hands by eve noir reviews
Alice muses on Hatter's hands.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete