Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, D.Gray-Man, Rurouni Kenshin, Avatar: Last Airbender, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室.
I'm Kaminoko-x, with a newly shortened profile.
ABOUT ME: Female, with an interest in art and music, and a competitive streak. I'm a follower of Jesus, and proud. I won't condemn you for having issues, or being gay, etc- it's not my place. Having issues is human, and the Christianity that I know includes loving everyone regardless of belief, action, or identity. PM me if you want to ask questions/debate/insult my faith/tell me about yours.
To Authors: PLEASE use at least somewhat correct spelling and grammar. It sucks to be reading something without those two- in fact, it gives me a headache, so I just don't read. Readers really really like spelling and grammar. And capitalization. Seriously.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Naruto, D.Grayman, Rurouni Kenshin, Kuroko no Basuke, or Assassination Classroom. They wouldn't let me have it despite how many cookies I offered.
When Life gives you lemons...
-squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies [happy bunny]
-give them back to life, smile (all calm-like), then demand for the oranges you asked for in the first place.
-make apple/grape/another fruit juice and leave the world to wonder how you did it
-make butterbeer and leave the muggles to wonder how you did it [ninjacatchester]
-alter their DNA to create super lemons.
-build a lemonade stand, use the profits to buy a machine gun, and then see if life will make the same mistake again.
-find that kid with the papercut.
-sell the lemons and buy yourself a cookie [phoenixflame121]
-plant the lemons, grow lemon trees, have a lemon farm, sell your lemons, corner the market on lemons, and after you made a couple billion from being the No.1 and almost only provider of lemons, buy yourself a Ferrari. [my dad]
When life gives you lemons, you really have to step back and wonder what the heck is going on.
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master.
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES (Author Unknown)
At least one in a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you choose to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
Is does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When you turn out the lights to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: "Enter Password Now".
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
When they are lone, all foreign millitary officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
One unlucky guy just got friend zoned. Let us all have a moment of silence for his wasted efforts and crushed hopes.
BROTIP#1495: They say nice guys finish last, but they usually finish with a wife and a wicked savings account. Stick it out bro.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
When facing an enemy, smile. It confuses them and buys you more time.
If it looks too good to be true, it’s best to shoot it, just in case.
In love and war, when you drop your guard is ALWAYS when you get your butt kicked.
At any emergency scene, find the biggest badass there and stay at least as far away from the cause of emergency as he is.
People don’t listen to you 90 percent of the time anyway. The less you talk, the more weight your words will carry when you do.
Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' has never tried to slam a revolving door. Or staple water to a tree. (Actually, my super smart bro pointed out that you can sort of do both... nail/attach a piece of wood or such to the edges of the revolving door to prevent it from revolving. And then slow down time so that the water will stay stapled to the tree)
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
When nothing goes right, go left. (Because a three lefts make a right.)
Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver. (Except when it's not)
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
You think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. -A Very Potter Musical
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
It's the quiet ones and the smart ones that can really fuck you up. The smart ones will run rings around you, and the quiet ones will kill you while you're trying to figure out whether they're even mad or not.
"You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - John Davis
"When I want to read a novel, I write one." - Benjamin Disraeli (Write what you want to read. Everything is fanfiction.)
"Never say more than is necessary." - Richard Brinsley Sheridan
"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." - Anaïs Nin
"Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass." - Anton Chekhov