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Joined 06-01-12, id: 4033409, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 2 stories for Super Smash Brothers.

Basic facts about me:

  • I've been trying to get this profile right for the past two years.
  • My favorite fruit is dried apricots and/or an orange.
  • I live in the USA
  • My favorite color is blue
  • I can't keep a schedule to save my life.
  • I have terrible memory.
  • I will always reply to a review.
  • I've had an account before this. The pen name was Kamanari (listen I'm too scared to go look it up, I think you should be terrified and never touch it, let old relics lie.) it had only one crappy story that I had actually rewritten and had full intent of re-posting. I was actually on my way to do so when I then realized that I had forgotten my password. No problem! This can be easily solved with the use of recovery email, right? Nope, I forgot the password to my email account. Then I forgot the password to the backup email account. It's as bad as it sounds.

    So I recreated a FanFic account and an email account. Don't worry I have every password, username and email address all written down on a piece of paper, because I have very bad memory. I may or may not forget where the piece of paper is... I make no promises.

    I'm not really mourning the loss of my old account. What I am mourning however is never getting the chance of re-posting that story. It'll forever be a blight on this sight. If I'm lucky, I might remember one of my three passwords later on down the road, probably after this entire ordeal is no longer be a problem.


    I suppose I should talk about myself... So aspiring writer looking to get better, seem to suit me best. The best thing I do is write. Other things I do is play clarinet in marching band, I'm in NJRTC, on and off artist, passable cook and I'm just full of random facts that come out of nowhere (Did you know it takes the ISS ninety minutes to orbit the Earth?) For the past year I've been in a karate class and I have just achieved a green belt advanced, I apologize if my fight scenes seem a little to detailed, that's just me. But I mostly write, and of course I have room to approve.

    The things I like includes video games (Metal Gear, Legend of Zelda, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Tomb Raider, Mario, Minecraft, Portal Etc.), I'm obsessed with Metal Gear and Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess tops my list of favorite games (go figure). I prefer books with a bit more action than romance, as I tend to overanalyze things I can have trouble getting into a story but I like authors of Tamora Pierce ilk. Recently I've gotten into role-play and I've attended a few cons. You know, typical nerdette stuff.

    My weakness, is romance and hot guys with abs. The first one because I've never experienced and my idea of how to end a love triangle is to have on of the love interests hit by a bus. We don't need to talk about the second one.
    If you have questions about -well anything really- just PM me and I'll do my best to answer it, we have that function for a reason.

    Story Stuff

    Zelda to That Thing That Happened Today:

    First, a little exposition. The first story I wrote this site is called Zelda, it's a rare ZeldaXSnake as that was the first pairing I ever supported. Now don't get me wrong the story received good reviews in proportions to it's chapters -and to those of you who reviewed, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!- but the story went south. I'm having trouble finishing it because I have no inspiration for further chapters, I'm going to finish it for those that are interested but it'll take a while. For those who aren't, you are more then welcome to That Thing That Happened Today.

    It's an alternate to the original story, and it has many changes. All of which I will list here:

    1. Pairings, Zelda did ZeldaXSnake, but I'm scrapping that. I am terrible -stress terrible- at romance, you have never seen such a terrible female romance writer since me and the pairing is challenging, period. So I'm not going to do that, instead That Thing That Happened Today will show SamusXSnake from Zelda's point of view which will be easier for me. There will be other romance arcs with other characters, but Zelda won't be involved in it. Mostly because of the long list of reasons I should stay away from romance and the other because romance has a stubborn tendency to take over the plot.
    2. What if I liked ZeldaXSnake? Don't worry my friend, there will still be heavy hints to the pairing but it just won't be legit. I plan on having them kiss at least once -it'll make sense in context- don't worry!
    3. Plot, there will be legitimate plots (I don't regard romance as a plot, one of the many reasons I should stay away from the genre...).
    4. The subspace, is explained in it's entirety from Zelda's point of view in the 'prologue'(if you can call it that), I didn't want to leave that hanging in the air. You know and just be like, "Oh, that, yeah that happened last week."
    5. Zelda, in the original she was a kick ass Queen with ninja training thanks to her mother, because you know if Zelda can become Sheik than she has to have the same skills right? I mean, otherwise it has some unfortunate implications... Well that's different in many ways in That Thing That Happened Today: One, Zelda doesn't have the ability to change to Sheik, that will be covered later in the story. Two, she does however have hand-to-hand combat skills which are based heavily off of the style aikido. Aikido is basically a style where if you grab me you will suddenly find yourself on the ground because I flipped you over your own butt, it involves next to no strikes except for knife strikes. Zelda however can do kicks.
    6. Zelda is still portrayed with the same confidence as the original, however she is a little less sarcastic. (Maybe)

    Well, the rest you'll figure out on your own, this is for those who just want to know how does one story differ from the other. Any questions, or comments you can just PM me or review one of the stories, I'll get back to you A.S.A.P

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    Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
    In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Loose Cannons by anonymous moose reviews
    Shepard is one of the best bounty hunters in the Terminus Systems, but when a job that's too good to pass up pulls her to the law-abiding Citadel, she ends up in the sights of a hot-headed cop who always gets results. AU.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Eyes On Fire by Araceli L reviews
    A growing passion haunts and torments Zelda as she tries to forget the man who swept her off her feet. Meanwhile, a shunned and rejected Link is trying to cope with his mistakes as the Smashers prepare for a new tournament. Though I don't want to classify it as such, I suppose I should: Zelda/Snake. There. You better be interested now. Shoulda trusted me anyway. I shipped for you!
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Solid Snake, Link, Zelda/Sheik, Samus A.
    Married Couple by Serp reviews
    Roy, Riza and Hughes go out for lunch, and to Roy's annoyance Hughes gives his two colleagues much food for thought. Royai, naturally.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Roy M., Riza H., Maes H. - Complete
    First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
    An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
    Brawl Romance by jigglysinger reviews
    The third Smash Brothers tournament has begun, and Jigglypuff couldn't be happier to be back. But how will she be able to deal with her new roomate, the silent and antisocial Meta Knight? MetaJiggly, rated T just in case
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jigglypuff, Meta Knight
    This Calls For A Drink by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
    It was common knowledge that Commander John Shepard, N7 marine, first human Spectre, proud fiend of slavers, grudging savior of the galaxy, professional armed lunatic and notorious bamf, would do almost anything for a decent drink. Rated M for Manly. Chapter 7: Special Tactic Minsc.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,859 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shepard (M)
    Translations by vermouthhh reviews
    A collection of James Vega drabbles, circa Mass Effect 3. Vega/Femshep pairing. Dancing, sparring, swearing, blood, sweat, kisses and Spanish galore.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,361 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
    princess noun by FroggyFeet reviews
    A title is not a definition. A crown doesn't make a girl into a woman. Never judge a lady by her Armani.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Samus A.
    If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
    The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Galactic Apocalypse: A Guide to the End of Times by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
    This manual was brought to you by the Reapers, who will soon be descending upon your vermin-infested homes to perform a comprehensive, galaxy-wide clean-up. You will all be exterminated, and your end is imminent! But fret not! This manual is here to help.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sovereign, Harbinger - Complete
    Sword Dances by Araceli L reviews
    A one-shot of Marth and Zelda, and perhaps what their first meeting might have been like. Though a BIT more intense. Fluffy? Yes. Action-packed? I'd say so. Huzzah for 17th fic!
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Marth, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
    Fearless by Maximus- Reborn reviews
    Snake was a man, feared by everyone around him. Oddly, Zelda didn't seem to be afraid. Snake x Zelda COMPLETE.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Solid Snake, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
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    Things That Happened Today reviews
    You won't believe what happened today. Yesterday, Samus hurt Falcon because he walked in on her changing, today I beat Snake in a brawl and did you know Peach raced motorcycles? I sure didn't...
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Solid Snake, Link, Zelda/Sheik, Samus A.
    Zelda reviews
    I've been through too much to be scared of a grumpy man. If Snake won't come out of the box of personal safety that he's holed himself up in. Then I'll drag him out myself. Luckily, it looks like force won't be necessary.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Solid Snake