Misleading Potato
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Joined 06-01-12, id: 4033616, Profile Updated: 07-20-13

I deleted everything for fear that my friends will find my account... but hello! I am Misleading Potato how are you?

Person: i don't like you . you are a stranger! *grabs a fork* mwahahaha! Imma gonna take out your eyeballs!

MP: O.o errmuhglod... What? Noooo! *randomly changes into a ninja suit* You can't take this! I'm too ninja for you!

Person: *Takes out a samurai sword* I'm a samurai! Mwahahaha! Feel my wrath!

dramatic music* and the ninja vs samurai war continues...

[Thank You. I love you.]

That is a note to all the people who have helped develop and edit Murdering the Berry Bush so far. You know who you are :3

cough* RGITB, AFS, MSP, and Super Carrot. Even though Super Carrot has never read this story...

[Ummm. Murdering the Berry Bush is now on hiatus. A new project entered my mind...]


Hey you there! Do you like original fantasy stories? Well, I happen to know an amazing author currently writing one! Go to Mr. Snack Pack on Fictionpress.com and check out his newest and only story: Seven Roses. He, by the way, is the "MSP" person listed above who helped develop my story so far.

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Something Meaningful by KTEW reviews
The kids have won the game and decide to live on one of their new planets with the rest of the trolls. The half that are still alive are still scared that they'll wake up tomorrow and be right back in the middle of the game, fighting for their lives again. But Dave still refuses to admit that he has nightmares until John starts coming to him for help with his.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Kanaya M. - Complete
The Pianist on the Subway by JustDrinkTea reviews
There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Roommates by breeeliss reviews
An unlikely tale of two unlikely people being forced to live together under unlikely circumstances. Taang AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Five Steps to Success by SallowSapling reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have devised a plan worthy of every ounce of attention that geek of a BEST FRIEND of yours is wasting on mathematics. With just five easy steps, you are sure to win the heart of a certain JOHN EGBERT. AU, Pepsicola.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Four points of the same star by Anytha84 reviews
-HIATUS- AU. The black organisation has ruined Shinichi's life and not only his... What will happen if someone else that has been hurt by the organisation shows up? Can four teenagers manage to deal with it and make it fall? Small chapter update.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,665 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M.
Make Believe by Kihtra reviews
Bored on the meteor, Dave and Karkat play a game to pass the time. This started out as a DaveKat fluff but turned into something a bit deeper. And longer. Whoops.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Rose L., Terezi P. - Complete
Five Stages of Falling in Love by MustardPanda reviews
Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Three and a Half Minutes in Heaven by cinnamonsnaps reviews
welp, this is the first time i'm posting to here so... have some ridiculously sweet pepsicola. Upon getting the "7 Minutes In Heaven" dare, Dave is sure it's his and Harley's turn first. So is John. Lots of locked doors, shenanigans and mistaken identities ensue... Teen and up for language I guess?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Heart Grows Fonder by a testament to improvement reviews
"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Full Disclosure by Memory Dragon reviews
Steve Rogers wants to know more about his best friend online, but Iron doesn't believe in full disclosure when it comes to his own weak points.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Shadowbender: The Shadowbender Chronicles by Et Gemitus Mortis reviews
"Shadow is ever besieged, for that is its nature. Whilst darkness devours, and light steals. And so one sees shadow ever retreat to hidden places, only to return in the wake of the war between dark and light." Kuseron is a thief, who finds himself in the presence of the Avatar. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,239 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Toph, OC - Complete
Loki's Match by ChelsieLynn reviews
What happens when Clint's sister is sent to Asgard to keep on eye on Loki during his imprisonment? Will the god of mischief and lies have met his match? Eventual Loki/OC. Rated T for language. Based on movie, not comics so I've warned you if there are discrepancies. My first Avengers fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,197 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Unexpected Friends by C.T. Moon reviews
Forbidden love blooms between two unlikely teenage friends and nothing, even the divide between an island and a city, will keep them apart. Skoochy/Jinora
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,196 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jinora, Skoochy - Complete
Time Bomb by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
With the Alien invasion over and there literally being no place for the Avengers to stay, the Stark home in Malibu is prepared to house "Earth's Mightiest Hero's." The Avenger's attempt at team chemistry and talking about their feelings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
With Her and Without Bending by tmntfan4eva reviews
Tahno has lost his bending and the rest of the krew are moving to the island. When things become too stressful, Korra ventures out to the city. Could a chance encounter with Tahno change everything? And if it does, will the others ever be able to accept him after the things he's done? Or will he be lost in a sea of darkness with Korra as his only light?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,287 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
Iron Games and Lost Tributes by LillyOfFire reviews
Soon after winning the 74-th edition of Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta are faced with a new deadly challenge, from which there seems to be no escape… Will they meet a dreadful end or will unexpected help save them? Find out… A bit AU!Katniss/Cato, Haymitch/his bottle - kidding about the last one but you know what I mean…:
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,619 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Hunger Games Call me Maybe :P by Creme Odair reviews
A parody for Call Me Maybe. Did someone write this before? At the cornucopia Cato/Katniss Peeta gets eaten :P
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
Sweet Magic by poriferaThief reviews
Dave is teasing John on his lack of a Valentine. Little does he know that John's secret Valentine is...him! There are random characters involved and profanic language is included.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Checkmate by redmystique reviews
The host club is at the beach house and feelings are thrown into the mix. Will Kyouya win the girl or will Tamaki win his guy? Will Takashi confess his feelings? Will Haruhi make up her mind!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
How to Deal With Roommates by jfdap af reviews
"What are you doing here?" Katara asked. "Uh.. I live here." Katara's eyes widened in horror. "You guys are going to be our roommates?" Sokka grinned. "Looks like it. Welcome to Ba Sing Se, little sis!" 3 girls, 3 guys, 1 roof... Zutara,Taang and Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,478 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Solitaire with Friends by Forced Simile reviews
Mori felt like every time he played, he was putting everything in order in his life. In arranging the cards in coordinating piles, he could arrange his thoughts. Post series, MoriHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,040 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Shocking Discovery by birdie83earth reviews
Modern TAANG! Toph is the rich girl at school who doesn't have any friends because she doesn't need any. Aang is the nerdy kid who's obssesed with Toph. Will 1 "kiss" have these two wanting more?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,434 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The New Fear by stray3011 reviews
The Host Club must deal with fall out from the revelation of Haruhi's true gender
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,961 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Slow Path by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Eight years after the fall of Ozai, Aang returns to the friends he left behind - Taang, Zutara, Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,781 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
The Wild Type by kaotic312 reviews
How did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,374 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Times are AChanging by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Haruhi is about to get her first law case. It turns out she's defending someone she knows from Ouran. From the characters you can see who it is. But why does Mori need defending? Can Haruhi and Mori navigate corporate espionage and survive?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Avatar's Creed by mindmeld1650 reviews
The war is over and the whole team is enjoying the peace, except for one. Toph soon finds herself in a deadly world where numbers of people want her dead. Aang will be her only hope, but can he get to her in time before things get out of hand? Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Give Me a Reason to Smile Again by Cress Dreiser reviews
It all started with Ai, Conan, and a day at school fingerpainting. Newton's third law claims for every action taken, there is an equal but opposite reaction. Oh the peace, quiet, and tranquility...Psh, yeah right.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,965 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 11/26/2004 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M.
Elemental Chaos by Yazu Katara and Toph Attack reviews
AU. It's chaos and fluff when a 14 year old Toph imagines herself and her friends in one crazy situation. But how did they get into her imagination, and why? R&R please. [Namine]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Toph, Aang - Complete
No Strings Attached by Hikari-chan reviews
A chance meeting between Kid and Ai changes a few things between Ai and Conan. 3 of 3 parts uploaded. KAC triangle
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Kaito K. - Complete