Scott Press
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Joined 06-02-12, id: 4033897, Profile Updated: 04-17-15
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

FANFICTION DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the canon universes or original works upon which my fanfiction is based. I don't make profit from writing fanfiction. My fanfiction is merely an extension of my interest in the original works.

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WORKS IN PROGRESS:

"Lesser Evils" - Dark magic, Death Eaters, politics and in the middle of it all, Harry Potter. Can't compare with fanfics that inspired it (Renegade Cause, among others), but I do try. UPDATE April 17th, 2015: not abandoned. In fact, CH3 is complete on paper (literally on paper), but RL has me focusing on other things. It will be updated... eventually.

COMPLETE:

"Phantasmagoria" - a journey into Voldemort's head. Mind arts taken Up To Eleven. My (not entirely successful) foray into horror and metaphors.

"Cupid's Arrow or Dead Vampires Don't Sparkle" - crackfic HP/Twilight crossover.

"Ten Steps To Freedom" - Harry raises mayhem on an action-packed quest to rewrite the past. Definitely the weakest of my fanfics, though it has some elements that I like (duels). An average effort from an author trying to break out of oneshots into longer forms.

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Hope's Calling by Night Hawk 97 reviews
The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,473 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Zevran A., Cousland, Anders - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,582 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 4,321 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Boogeyman by R. Donald James Gauvreau reviews
"Ravenclaw!" the Sorting Hat shouts. Tom Riddle vanishes from history, and history… vanishes from Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Stanrick reviews
19 years after Hogwarts, the world is perfect. The only selfish, power-crazed person that ever existed was defeated, all the deaths the whole affair brought about quickly forgotten and the happy, naturally developed couples were eager to get started on making babies and giving them awful names. And of course it all worked out exactly like that, duh! What an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and teh Sparkly Hufflepuff by kmfrank reviews
What started as DLP being our typical internet tough guy selves on some new member's terribad story about some wolves no one gives a f*ck about has turned into a legendary crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 1,073 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Lesser Evils reviews
Harry barely escaped the graveyard with his life. Changed by the experience, he faces new challenges and learns that power requires sacrifices. Revenge, doubly so. OotP AU, Crouch Sr. lives. (rewrite of a previously posted story)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,666 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W.
Phantasmagoria reviews
An army stands at the gates of Hogwarts and it seems there is nowhere left to run. Harry Potter confronts Lord Voldemort, hoping that it will be enough to give the Order a fighting chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ten Steps To Freedom reviews
Azkaban and Gringotts turn out to be not as impenetrable as everyone thinks and Albus Dumbledore meets his match. Tonight is not a good night to be an Auror. Join Harry Potter on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord once and for all. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow or Dead Vampires Don't Sparkle reviews
Harry and some of his friends take a holiday in America to celebrate their victory against Lord Voldemort. When they disturb their neighbors, things take an unexpected turn. Pure crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bella, Edward - Complete