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Top o' the morning/day/evening! You've reached RandomFandom5, what can I do for ya?

I guess I should tell you a little about me.

Gender: Female

Favorite color: Royal blue

Favorite animal: Hippo (cat is a close second)

Favorite songs: "It's Time" by Imagine Dragons, "Disturbia" by Rihanna, "Angel With A Shotgun" by The Cab, "If I Had You" by Adam Lambert, "Haven't Had Enough" by Marianas Trench...I have a lot of favorite songs

Favorite band: Gorillaz

Other bands/artists I like: Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, OneRepublic, Rihanna, Fountains Of Wayne, The Beatles, Marina and the Diamonds, Adam Lambert, Florence The Machine

Favorite book: Either Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, or the first Hunger Games.

Favorite food: Pasta (either that or my grandma's potato-leek soup)

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

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Remembering the Past Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors:

QUIRINUS QUIRRELL Succumbed to a terminal case of Extra-Cranial Voldemortitus.

GILDEROY LOCKHART Own worst enemy. Literally. (Rendered an amnesiac by own spell.)

REMUS LUPIN Outed as werewolf; quit before the parental lynch mob could form.

ALASTOR MOODY Resigned to fight Death Eaters after being impersonated by one.

DOLORES UMBRIDGE Undermined in the Great Weasley-Twin Rebellion.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

(Really? I had no idea.)

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

(But I thought they were immunifiers!)

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

(Okay, I'm not even gonna comment on this one.)

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

(Excellent logic there.)

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

(But that would be so much quicker.)

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

(But opening it on the top seems so cliche.)

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

(*Snape voice* Obviously.)

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

(Wheeeeeee!)

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

(Uh...yeah.)

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

(Really? You Earthlings put red gloop on your food?)

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

(Hmmm...nothing seems to be coming out of this bottle.)

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

(So, is it opposite day, or...?)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

(They may bite.)

Rules on a tram in Prague:

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

(Aw, I thought I was supposed to do the haunting!)

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

(Must be malfunctioning.)

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

(Well, to be fair, babies aren't children.)

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

(But that sounds so complicated!)

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

(...as opposed to saving all the old batteries and using them as new ones.)

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

(That card must be specially designed for leaplings.)

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

(Well that makes a lot of sense.)

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

(OMG! That guy just scratched his nose! I'd better push the button!)

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

(But what if I'm out of face paint?)

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

(But it gets so dusty...)

On a washing machine in a launderette:
No small children.

(That would be so much more convenient than giving them a bath, though!)

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

(Mmm, color-defining...)

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

(But it would be a party in my mouth!)

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

(How does a wristwatch resemble underwear?)

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

(But my dishes are my children...)

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

(HELP! I'M DROWNING!...I could really go for some toast.)

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.

(To all you people with ridiculously big mouths, that is a tribute!)

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

Harry Potter vs Twilight

In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle.

In Harry Potter werewolves are awesome and actually kill people. In Twilight werewolves are pedophiles.

In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character has a 109 year old virgin watching them sleep.

In Harry Potter the villain is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villains are posh vampires that have crazy plans and end up getting killed by Edward every time.

In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff.

Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it. To bring this home I'll finish with a song

Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died
Jacob cried
POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

Boy: You hit like a girl.

Girl: Maybe of you hit a little harder, you would too... Nah, who am I kidding?

Copy and paste that to your profile to stop sexism!

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I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gryffindor:

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin:

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff:

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

11. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw:

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book.

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid.

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If you're late for something, blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet into one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if you're not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons?"

30) Say "Alohomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't their color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls, explaining you're looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Run up to them all worriedly and tell them that Voldemort is back. When they ask who Voldemort is, say, 'DON'T SAY THE NAME!' and run off screaming.

I’m late because:

1) I lost my way – twice
2) My time-turner broke
3) A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to
4) The TARDIS sent me to the wrong time period
5) My walk has become rather silly recently
6) 42
7) My hyperdrive broke
8) I ran aground in Port Royal
9) Serenity ran out of gas
10)I couldn’t decide what fandom to reference

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Dear FanFiction Writers by Callidora-Malfoy reviews
Letters from extremely annoyed Harry Potter characters to us, the FanFiction writers, complaining about what we've been writing. "Dear FanFiction Writers, Vampires do not sparkle. Sincerely, Sanguini." NEW POST: KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT. 1ST MARCH 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 123 - Words: 35,508 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/17/2013
100 Things Nations Cannot Do by AsianAnimeGamer reviews
A set of guidelines and rules set down to ensure order and progress at the World Meetings. Each nation will come forth with their own 100 rules stating what they cannot do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 6/4/2014
Ask Abby by Azrael DiAngelo reviews
Every week a student at Kripke High takes over the Ask Abby advice column for the school newspaper. Shenanigans ensue.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
101 Things you didn't know about the Houses by ZoeElise reviews
A compilation of 101 silly and stupid things that the students did in the Houses over a span of 1000 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/13/2012
East Meets West by Tre Corde reviews
In which Imperial China and Ancient Rome fervently attempt to stalk one another, vast distance across the Silk Road notwithstanding. As one can imagine, neither has much success.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,583 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/11/2014 - China, Ancient Rome
Character Song Recording with the Hetalians by Jess the Hetalian Eevee reviews
Who's ever wondered how the character songs were made and the other characters' reactions to them? Well, now you can find out! Join the Hetalia characters as the attempt to record their many, many songs! Rated T for Roma's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/1/2013
50 Games that are Banned from World Meetings by TheEmberGirl reviews
World Meetings can be rather tedious, so who can blame the nations for playing games in them? Only, some games should have never been taken into the meeting room in the first place... Rated T for some of the nations' potty mouths...and France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Love, Me by xXxVioletSkyxXx reviews
Drabbles of letters throughout Harry Potter from all different characters and in all different formats; written from me to you. *Winner of the 2013 L and L Genre Awards for best friendship story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 364 - Words: 91,932 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,858 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Battlefield Terra by Asuka Kureru reviews
John is one of eight mecha pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space. Only then he actually meets one of them face to face. JohnKarkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 144,472 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.]
Middle Earth University by MiddleEarthUni reviews
MEU is a LotR AU that began in 2003 when we asked "What if the characters from LotR were college students?" The story summaries are listed at the start of each chapter & on the profile page. Only some chapters are rated M - these are clearly marked.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 173,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2010
New Vocabulary by insideout7777 reviews
Gorillaz with a mystic twist. This is a 2D/Murdoc fic. M for a reason.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by alwaysmarauders reviews
Fred and George find a book about what they are supposedly not allowed to do at Hogwarts, so what do they do? Use it as a checklist of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - George W., Fred W.
A Study of Delusional Courtship by xdragonslayerx reviews
Dib and Zim survived into young adulthood somehow. Despite breaking each other all the time, they've landed themselves into a strange thing that resembles the beginning of a something. Dib hates it, Zim's crazy, and GIR does stuff. Enjoy or despair, fleshbags!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Zim, Dib
Chaos Unleashed: Part One by E4me100 reviews
Typical scenario, but NOT a typical story. The Fellowship's come to modern-day Earth, and Erin, Kaia, and Kathryn couldn't be more excited...but will it remain a dream come true forever? Sure, there'll be plenty of laughs and good times along the way...but no one knows how things are going to end up. And sometimes it's best for it to remain that way. Self-inserts. Give it a chance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,167 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
A History of Heaven by Crawler reviews
NOW COMPLETE: Long before humanity was born, the angels ruled in Heaven and on Earth. Gabriel lived when the world was young, when Heaven was heavenly, and Lucifer was still around. He remembers life crawling from the ocean, unicorns, the very first human vessel, the Fall of Lucifer, the rise of Hell, and his very own departure from the paradise of the angels. This is that story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 167,520 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Gabriel - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Between Us by Meamit reviews
Conversations between Ron and Hermione when nobody else is listening - how the Golden Couple live and love after Hogwarts. *Just their voices, no description - designed to let your imagination take control!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 69,663 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Marauder Moments by scarletnight72 reviews
Moments in the lives of the Marauders: '..Not able to deal with this level of stupidity, Remus calmly closed his book and took off for the library.'/'Sirius scooped up baby Harry.."Don't cha wish your Daddy was cool like me? Don't cha wish he wasn't a four-eyed freak!"/"Moony...Moony...MOONY!...I'VE KILLED REMUS!...Wait...Does anyone have some chocolate?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Marauders
Connotations by Bomb-With-an-Accent reviews
A single word, a noun or clever adjective most likely, is able to define you. Crowley and Aziraphale are anything but congruous with the connotations surrounding their kind. They are different. They are different together. Warning: SLASH.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/10/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Old Warmth of the Sun by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
REBOOT IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 86,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Little Moments by KibaKibbles reviews
Peeta Mellark has loved Katniss since he was 5-years old. Will he ever manage to reveal his feelings for her? This is the story of Peeta's life told through related prompts. Set during Pre-Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
I Solemnly Swear We're Up To No Good! by FinlayHarper reviews
The Tales of the Weasley Brothers Childhood...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Ebony Kitties by xXTooMuchFreeTimeXx reviews
A cross-dresser who is often mistaken for a boy. A brunette who, after a potion accident, is stuck with two cat ears and a tail. They become the best of friends, despite the lack of similarities. They go through on extraordinary year at a school named after pig skin disease. The wizarding world had better watch out, because Ebony and Kitty are coming to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - OC, Harry P.
Take My Hand and Tell Me You'd Take Me Anywhere by CaseyyRaee reviews
Rae is a girl who wants to get out school, out of the orphanage, and finally get to live. Al Potter waltzes in, unknowingly steals her heart and breaks it like a unprecautioned whale. A year later, she returns and hopes to graciously return the favor. Al Potter/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Albus S. P., OC
Marauders Ride Again! by Quill Scribblings reviews
Set in OUR time, the Marauders plus Lily essentially have fun, be stupid, rave like mad things and act like all teenagers, through 100 drabbles. Follow the Photograph Story and eat six fishfingers whilst you read this. Go on, you know you want to. Includes JPLE SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Russian FairyTales with Ivan Braginski by JoyHeart reviews
Ivan has decided he wants to share his old folktales with all of you lovely Hetalia fans! He's even got his Baltics and some other countries to help him! Possibly by force. Rated so I can do whatever I please. Also... it's very much crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Russia, Lithuania
Why Does It Always Have to be Spiders? by remuslives reviews
A day in the life of Molly Weasley as she runs her home, full of pre-Hogwarts children. Winner of the Twin Exchange *Title Swap* October Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Molly W., Ron W. - Complete
Letters, Letters, Letters by beeabeeon49 reviews
The marauders write some interesting letters to each other during the holidays. They're bored, they're grounded, and they're being sent on horrible summer holidays with Lucius Malfoy and his peacocks! Including a disastrous game of truth or dare, Sirius getting himself grounded every other day, and Remus trying desperately to deny any ties to Sirius's little cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Marauders
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Hogwarts by animeroxursox reviews
Notice:Based on iTorchic's story "333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ Wanna get kicked out of Hogwarts? Than this is the story for you! Rated T for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
My Immortal with My Epic Commentary by Dreamer-Girl96 reviews
A reposting of the most scary and disturbing story to ever be written and put on Fanfiction! Hopefully my commentary makes it more funny than painful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - OC - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Why you never give a werewolf too much sugar by CanonsMayFire reviews
James, Sirius and Peter discover why you should never, EVER, give a werewolf too much sugar. "Is that a Llama!" Rated K for half a swear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Remus L., Marauders
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3876 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sirius' Adventures in Babysitting by baby-new-year reviews
Sirius has to babysit a hyper 5 year old Nymphadora. Nothing good could come from that. After all, he has no idea what he's doing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Mentally Linked by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile
Call On Your Angels by LuckyLadybug reviews
Post-movie. Tony, Riff, and Bernardo are assigned to a discouraged Schrank and Krupke for Christmas Eve.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lt. Schrank, Krupke - Complete
Mischief is Never Managed by Madi-Chan-San reviews
I love Fred and George and i had to write a story for them, please read it if you love them as much as i do! I want to get better at writing and that can't happen if i dont get comments feed back! GRED & FORGE FOREVA
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Double Trouble by Fred is awesome reviews
30 drabbles about the Weasley Twins! Written randomly and for all you people who may go 'aw' at them. You know who you are... Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
America Swears to Never Again Do This by AyumiFallassion reviews
UN Meetings Will NEVER Be The Same Again... Now with backstories to The List!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - America
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Things Not to do in Hogwarts by TruDivination reviews
Yet Another list of rules of things never to do in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry. I'll just make them for the Weasley twins. Makes more sense that way. Read and Review, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Just in Time for Valentine's Day by Treyen reviews
It's the 13th of February 2010, the place is Athens, Greece, and the nations are peacefully having their Pre-Valentine-Conference. Or they should be: because this time, only one certain Grecian god can know what will happen next. If even he.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
For Crying Out Loud! by lifestrials reviews
Why is little Fred crying? How does his siblings react? Heart warming and RARE Weasley moment!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Detention Lines by A Writer Among Thousands reviews
After one game on the hogwarts express some of the seventh years are acting a bit strange, but what did they do? bend's a few rules, but you'll still love it! maybe a litle OOC-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
moments by nefertani reviews
A series of USUK poems I'm dumping here to get feedback on. Various forms, POVs, and ratings. Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Sex Burns Calories by Rhen Nightshade reviews
America and Russia decide, on an apparent whim... Well, to play the Random Question Game. And it's destined to be... well, interesting, to say the least, at the very first question: "Америка, who was your first? Were you on top or bottom?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - America, Russia
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Complete Marauder Randomness by Spongyllama reviews
Marauder Era: The Marauders are young men, and act like young men. In other words, idiots. This fic includes pure humour, and is written purely to make people laugh. Cowritten by tinytokirabbit7. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sirius B., James P.
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Too Sexy Macarena by Kyra5972 reviews
There's a reason Remus makes James and Sirius run their plans by him before implementing them…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi reviews
Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
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Hey Big Brother reviews
A poem/fansong from the point of view of a younger sibling addressing their older brother. WARNING: Incest is the main theme, so if that squicks you, don't read this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
Let It Burn reviews
The year is 2013. The One Ring has been reforged. The Dark Lord has been reborn. But so has everyone else. Join them in their attempt to destroy the second Ring, while at the same time trying to stop history repeating itself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013
Johanna Potter and the Whole of the Moon reviews
Johanna and company are back for their second year! This story contains the following: randomness, Actor!Fred and Actress!Johanna, a ton of minor OCs, Charli insisting that she is, in fact, NOT a hobbit, and song lyrics. Oh yeah, and a life-changing event. All that and more, right here! Warning-violence and mild language. It is advised to read the first story in this series. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - OC
Johanna Potter and the Marauder's Map reviews
What if Harry Potter had a sister? Well, meet Johanna Lily Potter. She's best friends with the Weasley twins. This just kinda popped into my head and I couldn't get it out. This mostly just introduces you to Johanna and her personality. Don't worry, there'll be a whole series and it's better than it sounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - OC - Complete