The Ginger Midget
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Joined 06-03-12, id: 4036042, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock, National Treasure, James Bond, and Hogan's Heroes.

Hello everyone, and welocme to my megar profile. If you're not suppossed to be here, I sugguest that you leave right now, before my minions come and haunt you.
For those of you who are supposed to be here, I'm glad you could make it! Sit down, make yourself at home. Can I get you an iced beverage?

I'm The Ginger Midget, and that pretty much sums up what I look like. You can use your imangination to fill in the blanks.

I live in America, but am obsessed with all things U.K. Except tea. I've never had it, but I want to try it one of these days.

This obsession comes from my love of Sherlock Holmes. The books still remain my favorite to this day, though other good reads are The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake, Gone With the Wind, The Bible, Hallowmere series, The Name of the Star, Wild Roses, The Grapes of Wrath, plus any others I can't think of right now. I'm also a bit of a history buff, so I'll read nonfiction as well. I read almost anything, come to think of it.

As for the media, my tastes rang far and wide. My favorite movies include Gone With the Wind, Singing in the Rain, The Avengers, Midnight in Paris, Night at the Museum 1 & 2, Pirates of the Carribean 1-4, 12 Angry Men, The Grape of Wrath, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Afican Queen, Inception, Sherlock Holmes 1 & 2, Aquamarine, Letters to Juliet, In the Heat of the Night, you get the idea. Unlike most people my age, I like old movies as well as new, if you haven't figured that out all ready.

My favorite TV show is Sherlock, obviously. But I have others: Doctor Who, Hogan's Heros, Detroit 1-8-7, Dallas 2012, Once Upon a Time, Hawii Five-O (I like this one more for the attmosphere, since the plot lines are so poorly written),Great Lake Warriors, Cupcake Wars. . . yep, that's about it. I don't watch that much TV, in retrospect.

As if I couldn't get any more awsomer, I also enjoy musicals. My two definate favorites are Ragtime and Newsies. Everything else lines up afterward in a random order, that changes depending on my mood.

Of course, I have my dislikes. I don't like incompitance, melted cheese, sports, rap, excessive talking, people not focusing on the task at hand, or math. I also don't like giant aquariums.

There is something that I've neglected to tell you guys: I do not read, write, or support slash. Sorry.

That's pretty much it, in a nushell. I will be updating this periodically, so check back every once in a while. Now, feel free to scroll my organized collection of fun stuff!


3-5-13: I'm back! I just posted a National Treasure fic, and have deleated To Catch a Wave. (It wasn't that good to begin with, and I doubt that I'll return to it.) I do plan to edit and fix a few things in Snow, so stay tuned.

2-7-13: I'm going to be taking a bit of a break from writing fanfiction. I'm working on a story for a contest I'm going to enter and the deadline is the end of March, so I'm trying to make good. I don't know when I'll start posting again, probably around the spring time. I'm going to discontinue To Catch a Wave, and will probably write for a new fandom. I'll still reveiw stories, I just won't be posting anything. Sorry for the inconvinence.

2-4-13: I'm considering deleating To Catch a Wave, simply because I don't have much interest in it anymore. If you object, or support my decision, please PM me. I want to know.

1-26-13: The fandom I will be writing for next is Pirates if the Carribean. I should post the story within the next week. Stayed tuned!

1-21-13: I finished Snow and am now contiplating what fandom I should write for next. If you have suggestions, feel free to PM me, but there are no guarentees that I'll write for that fandom next.

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1. If you write every day, you'll get better at writing every day.

2. If it's boring to you, it's boring to your reader.

3. Get a writing routine, and stick with it.

4. Poetry does NOT have to rhyme.

5. Resist stereotypes, in real life and in your writing.

6. Writers read. Writers read a lot. Writers read all the time.

7. Make lists of your favorite words and books and places and things.

8. There doesn't always have to be a moral to the story.

9. Always bring your notebook. Always bring a spare pen.

10. Go for walks. Dance. Pull weeks. Do the dishes. Write about it.

11. Don't settle on just one style. Try something new!

12. Learn to tell both sides of the story.

12 1/2. Stop looking at this list. WRITE SOMETHING!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

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15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

You know you're a Doctor Who Fan when: (Taken from a Facebook club:)

1. Your entire Saturday evening is organized around Doctor Who.

2. You do not leave the sofa until the very, very end of the credits.

3. You own at least one Doctor Who DVD.

4. You wonder exactly why people are still staying in London at Christmas.

5. You buy any and every magazine or newspaper that has a Doctor Who related article.

6. The weeks after a series ends, you find yourself automatically checking BBC 1 on Saturday evening – just in case.

7. You spend a great deal of time trying to figure out all the different future outcomes of Earth, such as the Dalek Invasion of Earth in 2150, the movement of the planet by the Time Lords in Trial of a Time Lord, the destruction of Earth referred to in Hartnell's "The Ark", the destruction of it referred to in "Frontios", and the repopulation of it in The Sontaran Experiment.

8. You have cried at some point over the death/departure of one of the main characters.

9. Just because Doctor Who has finished it doesn’t mean you can have the TV – I’m watching Confidential

10. You would consider moving to Cardiff just for the chance to see it being filmed.

11. You are subscribed to the Doctor Who Magazine.

12. At least 10 of your Facebook groups are Doctor Who related.

13. You have, at some point, read or written Doctor Who fanfiction.

14. You actually don’t know how you will survive almost 2 years without a Doctor Who series.

15. You still wonder what happened to Ace.

16. You secretly hope that you will one day see the TARDIS parked somewhere.

17. You get very irritated if you see someone write “Dr.Who”.

18. You have defended Doctor Who in an argument

19. You have won said argument.

20. You exercise extreme will power, wait and save for the box sets for each series because know they are much better than the individual DVDs.

21. You have been to the Exhibition and posted all of your photos on Facebook even though everyone else already has.

22. You practically live on the official Doctor Who website.

23. You have a Doctor Who related screensaver/desktop picture/avatar/cursor/username/password.

24. You spend endless hours on BBC i-player re-watching that week’s episode.

25. You have downloaded an episode into your i-player library.

26. You have forced family/friends/postman to watch Doctor Who.

27. You get very excited when you see the merchandise in the shops.

28. You know it is a crime to write any of the following: Tardis, tardis, trds, tARDIS.

29. You are considering buying a sonic screwdriver. You don’t know why. You just want one.

30. You know who Murray Gold is and you think he’s a genius.

31. You have resorted to YouTube in order to watch Doctor Who.

32. You like to quote Doctor Who at unexpected times and grin to yourself when no one realizes.

33. Most of your conversations lead to Doctor Who.

34. You do bring a banana to a party.

35. You own or want a Tom Baker scarf and would happily wear it pretty much most of the time.

36. You know exactly when it is repeated and you make time to watch them. Even if you own them already.

37. Your snowman was a Dalek, TARDIS or similar.

38. You get very excited when you see actors from Doctor Who in other programs.

39. You find yourself absentmindedly drawing the TARDIS and Daleks on the corners of pages.

40. You accept that, although Torchwood is amazing, it can never quite beat Doctor Who.

41. You have the Doctor Who website as your homepage.

42. You spend a large portion of your time planning how to be cast as the next companion, even though you can't act to save your life or alternatively, devising ways to break onto the set to watch it being filmed.

43. You tried to get tickets for the Doctor Who BBC Prom.

44. If you failed to get said tickets, you listened attentively on the radio, rushed to the computer in the interval to watch the clip and then raced back to the radio.

45. You got excited when you saw pictures of a Red Dalek outside the Royal Albert Hall on BBC News.

46. On Facebook, you are listed as a fan of Doctor Who, David Tennant or any other actor who has played a main part.

47. You've compiled a fanmix not using the series soundtracks based on the Doctor Whoniverse, its episodes, mythos, and/or you've composed your own music inspired by Doctor Who.

48. You have named at least one family pet after a main character.

49. You want to try/ love Jelly babies, simply because they are mentioned by both the Doctor and the Master.

50. You go to one of the exhibitions just for the purpose of having your photo taken with a monster just so you can put it as your profile picture on Facebook.

51. Every time you have to say goodbye to someone you sing Doomsday (sometimes you add horrible lyrics to it).

52. Every time you wake up you sing the Westminister Bridge theme, complete with beatboxing.

Christmas you tell two of your friends to go outside, then you burst out of your front door, stumble into their arms, say "I have to tell you something important, what was it ...oh yes... Merry Christmas!" and pretend to pass out.

it again, video tape it, and post the video on Facebook.

55. Every time a political candidate shows an ad on tv, you absentmindedly start drumming the Master's theme on whatever surface you can find.

56. You refuse to use the bluetooth hands-free headsets -they will lead to your eventual 'upgrade' to a Cyberman.

57. Everytime you go to the beach you can't help but think of Bad Wolf Bay.

58. You have become convinced you're a fob-watched Time Lord. Or your friends say you are.

59. When someone says you're like your favourite companion, you can't help but feel incredibly proud. Even if it was meant as an insult to both you and that companion.

60. You start writing fics based on said companion.

61. You have in depth discussions about whether or not Gallifrey survived the Time War.

62. You plan and replan the first five trips you take in the TARDIS

63. You start taping the master's theme when you get nervous.

64.When people ask what you think of the London Olympics in 2012, you just scream, "Watch ur kids!"

65. You answer every question with "BAD WOLF".

65. You are getting so tired of the presidential race, you are considering voting Saxon

66. You're tempted to paint/have painted your bedroom door to look like the exterior of the TARDIS.

67. You start to wear converse just because the 10th Doctor makes them look incredibly hot and they're good for running!

68. People say something, you go 'hey, that's a good idea for a fanfic' and you end up writing it.

69. You want to get a dog and call it Leela just becasue someone said 'Leela, the puppy of the Sevateem'

70. When you say you watch Masterchef for the food, but really it's because India Fisher narrates.

71. You ask to be made an officer of Doctor Who groups on facebook.

72. You are seriously considering naming your kids after actors in the show. Despite the fact that you're not even in a relationship.

73. You've stopped dreaming about Doctor Who itself and started dreaming about meeting the actors.

74. Your insults become along the lines of 'you're as annoying as Adric'.

75. You know, deep down, that there really is a Doctor.

76. You can now potentially end your government with just one word. Actually, just six. Six words.

77. You get overly excited about finding that BBC audio you've been looking for, and spread the word as quickly as possible.

78. You plan to travel half way around the world just to go to a convention.

79. Yes, you know who Harriet Jones is.

80. You search for back issues of DWM.

81. You get really annoyed when people spell companions names incorrectly. Its CHARLEY and PERI not Charlie and Perry!

82. You are fully aware that Teaspoon is the writer's best friend... or worst nightmare.

83. When someone says 'teaspoon' you immediatly add 'and an open mind'.

84. You won't step on any shadows, and worry when you have more than one shadow...

85. You try not to face away from, or even blink, when passing cemetaries, art galleries, ornately decorated buildings or any other place with angel statues...

86. You've searched every DVD you own to try and find the Doctor on an easter egg...

've tripped and blamed a SIDRAT.

88. When you're sitting in a physics lesson and you're asked what you know about atoms and you reply with the answer "I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow".

89. When you are sitting in your modern physics class and learning about relativity, you think in terms of Time. And. Relative. Dimensions. In. Space.

90. Time Lord is TWO words not just one!

91. It's Dalek! NOT Darlek, Darleck or Daleck!

92. After 24 hours of knowing David Tennant was to leave Doctor Who after the specials, you were still crying and/ or wearing black.

93. Hearing the news about David Tennant ruined your day/month/LIFE but in your heart you know you respect his decision.

94. You can answer historical questions thanks to Doctor Who.

95. You learned that Shakespeare had a son thanks to Doctor Who

96. You get nervous around large plastic items, like manniquins and wheelie bins...

97. You peak behind illogically located pillars and sarcofagi, and look inside any mysterious boxes or any large container (maybe even port-o-potties where there are no construction sites?!) just in case they're TARDIS ships... (And if it is, will you stow away?)

98. You've checked outside b/c you thought you heard the TARDIS.

99. You totally freak out when someone says "You have something on your back."

100. You cried after Journey's End. And you cry everytime you watch it.

101. You have a Doctor Who advent calender. Counting down to the Doctor Who Christmas Special.

102.Your physics teacher takes you aside in an attempt to explain that "this Doctor person" is not an acceptable source for your responses in class.

103. You named your first car The TARDIS.

104. You squeaked when you saw the Doctor Who mini trailer on BBC1 and screamed a little louder with each clip.

105. You own a T-shirt reading "The Angels have the Phonebox"

106. In December you go every day to the advent calendar on the Doctor Who website.

107. When your yelling at someone to hurry up and get ready, you yell "allons-y"!!

108. You are more excited about the new Doctor than the new president.

109. You have made it your goal in life to convert people to the show.

110. You are in/want to be in a Troc band or buy a Troc CD

111. As a child you wanted to call the new puppy K9, but got outvoted.

112. You start to have Doctor Who withdrawls, and start to count down the days till Saturday. Then when it comes you sit yourself down in front of the tv and glare at anyone who inturrups you.

113. (If you don't live in the UK) You go crazy because you have to wait until someone posts Doctor Who on youtube (or another video sharing website) to watch any of the episodes.

114. The name Mary Whitehouse gives you the quivers.

115. You watch something and you point out "Hey, It's the Doctor!" when one of the former Doctors appears on screen.

116. You never think of certain historical figures (like madame de Poupadour or Charles Dickens) the same way again.

can pronounce 'The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe'. But you just call him Max.

118. You would vote for there to be an annual 'Talk Like A Dalek Day'.

119. You try to figure out the notes of the Doctor Who theme on your instrument by ear.

120. When someone asks"whats a Dalek?" you roll your eyes and are speechless.

121. People start asking is All you do is watch Doctor Who?

122. You can relate every aspect of your earth existence to a Doctor Who episode

123. You have seen an episode, doesn't matter which one, over 10 times, and you wouldnt mind watching it again some time.

124. You got really overexcited when you read Act II Scene 2 of Educating Rita.

125. You already know that the next regeneration is going to leave you a sobbing wreck, in countless un-mendable pieces and if the ratbags at the BBC show it on 25th December it will completely and absolutely ruin your Christmas ...

126. After all this has happened, you feel that although you will be heartbroken to say goodbye to 10 ... you know that 11 is going to be great!!

127. You back out of your drive-way and get ridiculously excited when you spy what you believe to be a TARDIS out of the corner of your eye!! You bolt up the road and take photos of it at 6am, despite the protests of your indignant Spanish neighbour (who you wisely refrain from asking if he's from Barcelona lest they cart you away once and for all) and despite knowing in your heart of hearts that it is indeed but a humble porta-loo. Then you drive your workmates nuts by showing them the photos ...

128. You actually took down the Doctors mobile number and have it in your phone.

129. You rang that number. Just to check.

130. You have the best knock-knock joke in the world--"knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Doctor." "Doctor..."

131. When someone puts on a mask and goggles whilst decorating and your family says as one "Are you my Mummy?"

132. You've noticed that the Master's drumming actually fits with the main theme tune, and every time you watch the credits you automatically tap along with it.

133. When you only watch BBC America so you catch the ads for the up and coming episodes of Doctor Who.

134. You check this group quite often to see what other people have added... then smile and want to jump up and down because you realize that you can relate to all the new comments :D

135. You are planning for a trip in 2010, you put off any bookings in case you miss the New Who & TW

136. Your flatmate/friends/collegues/aforementioned postman who you have now converted to The Doctor tells you to stop reciting the lines to any episode.

137. You watch TV on Tuesday nights and Saturday afternoons to see the episodes - you dont want to wear out your DVDs

138. You never want someone to say "Don't you think she looks tired?

139. You see 10 Downing Street and PM Brown on the news and you wonder...

140. When you tell your son/ daughter/ nephew/ niece/ other young relation that a change in Doctor is a rite of passage and if (s)he wants to talk about it, you'll always be there.

141. You ask someone to come close to you, and when they do, you push them with two fingers on their chests and you say that you are performing Venusian aikido

142. If any traffic hold-up you're forced to alter your journey you wonder, just for a moment, if this was caused by some parallel version of yourself committing suicide in order to save the future of humanity.

143. People don't understand your mixed reaction of excitement and fear when talking about or encountering a scarecrow.

144. You have the song "Doctorin' the TARDIS" on your Ipod just because it's a song about Doctor Who.

145. You have the Doctor Who theme on your phone.

146. You get annoyed every time someone says something is like the TARDIS. No, the TARDIS is completely different. The TARDIS is the Doctor's time-travelling Type 40 TT capsule.

147. You ask constantly to go to the places where previous episodes have been filmed, such as Southerndown beach.

148. You find yourself watching Doctor Who episodes on BBC I-player -- even if you have it on DVD

149. You find out that your next school/business trip is to Cardiff, and you start to act like a child.

148. You think there's something sinister about the word "Hungryyyyyyyyyyy!"

149. It snows you wonder if its real or if The Doctor has casued it.

150. You plan on watching the Red Nose Day Concert this year simply because David Tennant is hosting the first hour.

151. Every year when it comes to the TV awards, you sit and watch the whole thing just so you can celebrate that Doctor Who is the best thing on tv when it wins the award.

152. You find yourself taking part in any competition that mentions Doctor Who and voting for cast members in polls.

153. When you hear on the news that the bees are disapearing, you start predicting the end of the universe and telling everyone to look up at the sky.

154. You find yourself saying "Exterminate!", "Do Not Blaspheme!", or "Delete!" to someone who doesn't understand something, especially as it relates to Doctor Who.

155. When your life has been described in 154 entries.

156. You write about Doctor Who for your foreign language journal entries.

157. (If you don't live in the UK) You know where Cardiff is.

158. If you don't live in Cardiff, you check the weather daily because you're wondering how the Doctor Who set is faring today.

159. After getting bored typing, you start reading aloud what you're typing...Cyberman style.

160. You're REALLY a fan when you misspell on purpose just so then you can pound the keyboard and scream "DELETE! DELETE!"

161. For Halloween or any other costume event, you are, what else, something from Who...

162. At Easter you decorate your eggs with the TARDIS, Daleks or other Who related images.

163. You stare at statues and find your eyes drying out...

164. You plan on marrying whose last name is either 'Doctor', 'Master', or 'Rani', then having a child, then calling it 'The'.

165. Or maybe even calling it 'Theta', and 'The' for short.

166. You get excited whenever you see two capital Ts together, and shout the words "blue box" much to the confusion of your non-Whovian friends.

167. When watching a movie or TV show, you laugh every time someone says "Doctor"--it's even funnier when a former Doctor says "The Doctor."

168. You write every single Doctor Who serial and episode title in another lanuage.

169. If you are an Aussie and are seriously contemplating Christmas in London to watch the regeneration

170. Every time you enter a building you say, "Have I been here before?" and if no one jumps in to join you, you continue, "OR am I yet to come?" And dash in, grinning to yourself, oblivious to the stares around you.

171. Upon finding an episode of the old Doctor Who for which you have been searching for at least a year on the internet, you spend an entire day telling your friends/coworkers/fellow inmates that you plan on watching it that night.

172. You invite your friends/coworkers/complete strangers to join you in watching said episode.

173. You kidnap them and force them to when they say no.

174. When asked about your political affiliation, you answer, "Friend of the Ood"

175. You REFUSE to have Satellite Navigation, TomTom, GPS or any other name for a computerised street directory, and if the letters A, T, M, O, or S are in the name FORGET IT !

176. You make lots of jokes about quarries... but no one seems to get them for some reason.

177. You've used the phrase "It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for" to describe your graduation from high school.

178. You read through all 177 entries to the above list.


Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

Relationship Stuff

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the boy do the work for once!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. (For the record, I copied and pasted this for the stuff before the "you have to repost it" message.)


Random Ipod Shuffle Challenge...

Opening Credits: Espania-Spanish Rhapsody (Chabrier) performed by The New York Philharmonic Orchestra

Waking Up: Santa Clause is Comin' To Town by Tony Bennett

First Day of School: Waltz for Eva and Che

Summer Vacation: Folk Melody: O'Sullivan's March/The Cuckhold Comes Out of the Amery/Mother Hen/Mary Scott/Nancy Dawson

First Love: Fire in the City from Ragtime:The Musical

First Date: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Fighting: Act Naturally by Buck Ownes

Emotional Breakdown: Jill by Harry Connick, Jr.

Breaking Up: I'm Late from Alice in Wonderland (a musical from Broadway Jr.)

Driving: When You're Home from In the Heights

Getting Back Together: Christmas Bells by Patti Page

Our Song: Friendship from Anything Goes (How appropriate)

Theme Song: The Simpsons (WHAT!?!?)

Proposal: Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone by Harry Connick, Jr.

Wedding: Will and Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Peral

Birth of a Child: Something's Coming from West Side Story

Perfect Moments: Red Light, Blue Light (Someone's There) by Harry Connick, Jr.

Final Battle: Bows from How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

Death Scene: Winnie-the-Pooh theme song

Funeral: Western Movies by Olimpic

End Credits: The Thunderer March by Sousa

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Texts from Avengers Tower by Breakinglight11 reviews
There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 117 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 4/9/2022
the weight of us by great gospel reviews
You gotta knock a little harder to break down the door. ; sentence fic about your favorite bounty hunters
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2022 - Published: 4/14/2020 - [Faye V., Spike S.] Edward, Jet B. - Complete
The 7th Avenger by Vex Matthewson reviews
Samantha Jennings, your average 25 year old trying to manage her way through life. Keeping her head down and ignoring the voices she can hear in her head. That is until her dad goes missing and the same dream of her dying wakes her up every night. Original character for Marvel's MCU with Loki/OC/Steve Rogers elements
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/14/2021 - Published: 7/25/2021 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, OC
Muldoon by coldfusion9797 reviews
Robert Muldoon survives the raptor attack to discover he is the only human left on Isla Nublar, and that he is not the only sole survivor of a species once found there.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,441 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 7/2/2014 - R. Muldoon, Velociraptor
something slightly wonderful by takingoffmyshoes
A difficult mission, a well-earned rest, and some time to simply be. Theirs is a difficult life, but not without respite.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2021 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T., Waverly - Complete
Zodiac by MrPrettyis64
12 Doctors. 12 Zodiac Signs. 12 stories.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,915 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2019 - Published: 4/23/2019 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
Ab Aeterno by MistroStrings reviews
Mara was tired of telling herself that she couldn't do things. She couldn't be in the Resistance. She couldn't pilot a ship. She couldn't fall in love again. And yet, she had already done those things within the space of a few months. Poe Dameron was asking her to stay with him, emotionally and physically, and she was tired of telling herself 'no'. Before TFA. Poe/OC PoexOC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,727 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - [Poe D., OC] Leia O., Jessika P. - Complete
Time Knows No Boundaries by lumos maximas reviews
When Martha Burton buys an old fob watch from an antique shop, intending to give it for her dad's birthday, little did she suspect it would be haunted by the spirit of a WWI cavalry officer, and finds herself stuck with an unexpected housemate whom only she can see.
War Horse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,667 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Capt. Nicholls, OC - Complete
Orange Slices by Aqua468 reviews
Scott and Spidey bond over orange slices after the airport fight.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Scott L./Antman, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Isn't It Crazy, We Finish Each Other's Sandwiches by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
Lunchtime at the Avengers home base is always a bit of an ordeal. Drabble. Humor. Full cast.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
The Princess and the Thief by HellNHighHeels reviews
There was a time when a sudden ear shattering shriek and a loud crash would have sent him charging into the next room, ready to fight off vampires or Daleks or Christmas trees on a murderous rampage. But now it just makes him give an exasperated sigh and shout, "Be nice to your sister!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, OC, 12th Doctor - Complete
Chief Inspector Kido's Secret by LizzyGal86 reviews
Post season one finale. Chief Inspector Kido returns home after the arrest of the Crown Prince's would be assassin.
Man in the High Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2016
Molly Hooper's Date by mrspencil reviews
Dedicated to those ladies in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen who think Sherlock and Molly are made for each other. Chapter fifteen: She'd stood at his side when their date was in clear disarray. What on earth made her stay?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Saving Grace by Username687302 reviews
Ian Malcolm insists his intern join him to evaluate the island, because he just knows he's right. However, he did not imagine he would be that right and have to actually work at keeping this girl alive. OC/Ian Malcolm.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
A Study of Cyberspace by Lemon Zinger reviews
This is a series of texts, blogs, emails, voicemails, and calls between the detective, doctor, and anyone else unfortunate enough to get brought into this. Latest Chapter: A dead man gets a voicemail...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by KatarinaKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Sherlock on by writerfan2013 reviews
...Style. A drabble as Sherlock selects the day's outfit. Now updated: Sherlock on cars. And snow. And... roast chicken. Now - Sherlock on trust. What is in that cup, anyway?
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sherlock H.
That One Letter by InfinityLessThree reviews
Because we all have our pet theories on how Q got that mug. A collection of one-shots; prompts always welcome!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Q 3
Festive Blog Comment(s) by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Someone starts leaving festive comments on John's blog. He loves Christmas, so he loves it. Sherlock, however, isn't so much of a Christmas person, so he finds it rather... annoying. A 221B and a song!fic in every chapter. Sherlockian Christmas carols!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sgt Sally Donovan by Eris'-twin-sister reviews
Twoshot about the things nobody knows about Sgt Donovan, including Sherlock. Rated T due to mild swearing and adult themes (and I'm paranoid). Reviews welcomed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, DI Dimmock - Complete
The Coffeepot by codenamepapabear reviews
When an overeager guard discovers the coffeepot listening device, it's up to Hogan to lead Klink astray from the truth.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Tea & Coffee by deathfrisbees reviews
Molly Hooper's tea preferences were extremely dull. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Q & A by Luthienne reviews
MI6's new quartermaster is unsettled by his new secretary. Set during Skyfall. Q/OC.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Q 1
Green & Gold by ardna reviews
The Evil Queen's curse didn't just take the characters of our storybooks into the real world. A rewritten Loki is trapped in Storybrooke also, and only two people know how he came to be there. 1st part of the Loki of Storybrooke series.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,763 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Loki - Complete
You Don't Know How Lovely by Nyxierose reviews
In which the unbreakable girl and the marble statue fall into something that is not quite love but as close as either of them ever hoped to come. (Obviously) slightly AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Goodbye by greenkittycat reviews
"Bye bye Pond."/ Rest in peace Amelia Pond, rest in peace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Writing Styles by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
Drabble. Holmes writes a little piece to demonstrate his version of Watson's writing style. Watson is not impressed.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Hogan's Heroes Christmas Carol by RowdyClara reviews
A Hogan's Heroes Christmas Carol
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Everybody Needs a Hobby by RavenWriter89 reviews
Bond is enjoying death. He's not the only one. Set during Skyfall and Post-Reichenbach.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
Dead Men by ianxfalcon reviews
Being dead suits Jim. After the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Scars by Ruby Casablanca reviews
Every companion has their own scars, the question is whether we ever see them or not.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Mein Professorin by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
A series of drabbles about Jo and her Fritz, from his perspective. Takes place after the book. Rating may be subject to change. Please read and review!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Jo M., F. Bhaer
Stolen Book by Sherlock-holmes-mighty-pirate reviews
Sherlock Took john's book again! I do not own Sherlock or any of the characters within!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unafraid to Fall by That Purple One reviews
"Sherlock, I— I'm not afraid of you!" Molly voiced. She saw a glint of surprise in his eye, then hastily added, "…not anymore." Lies. -Pre-Sherlolly Oneshot, T for gunshots and a lil' bit of smoochin' :) Pre-Reichenbach/sort of AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Welcome Reminder by Azolean reviews
An unwelcome guest reminds Watson that Holmes is human. Meaningless fluff.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Dr. Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Rain by Peach-Fox reviews
A brief exchange between Molly and Sherlock after the fall.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Name's Doctor The Doctor by Buffyrules reviews
James Bond is sent on a mission to kill an English politician, but a strange bow tied man shows up to try and convince him not to. James BondxDoctor Who
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, James Bond/007 - Complete
The Angels Stole My Fanfic by PreTitlesSequence reviews
In which I lovingly poke fun at series seven, part one for your amusement. Geek references galore! Daleks called Gary! Explosions! High-octane running down corridors! Arthur Weasley! Lestrade! It's all inside! In 3D!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012
A Faithful Soldier by Limmet reviews
Recollections of someone who has not forgotten what it was like to serve in the Great War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Watch What You Say by LTP-girl reviews
Cutter encounters a tricky situation in the courtroom.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - M. Cutter
Memories Of My Chair by Ancient Liddel reviews
With boredom settling in yet again, Oswin Oswald recollects some memories of her past. Little theory on Oswin Oswald. Come in and read at your own risk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Oswin O. - Complete
Of Bicarbonates and Boredom by Idlewild reviews
John gets annoyed and goes out to find silence. Sherlock gets introspective and decides to put one of his less known talents to use. Silliness ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Favorite Thing by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Friedrich Bhaer loves many things about Jo March...but this one in particular continually catches his attention. Quite a short little drabble about the best man in the book, in my opinion. Oneshot. Bhaer/Jo. T for lightly implied things of a lightly implied nature.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - F. Bhaer, Jo M. - Complete
The Snowball Fight by Harthad reviews
The newsies are ambushed by the least likely person to ever start a snowball fight. Or so they thought.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Crutchie - Complete
Dealing by Geek for God reviews
How each of the Avengers deals with his/her issues. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
A Boundless Moment by fight-thedead-fear-theliving reviews
Mycroft knows when to leave the British Government behind and become a big brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Doorbells by Archangels United reviews
Carter gets a glimpse of what it felt like for his parents.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - A. Carter - Complete
NotSoSecret Communication by chappysmom reviews
What if John and Sherlock knew about RPF fan-fiction and used it as a way to communicate during the Hiatus? Because, who would believe a fan-fiction story of being TRUE?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Doctor, the Teacup, and the Wardrobe by Khatt reviews
The Doctor is stuck at home while Rose Tyler is at work. HOW can he possibly amuse himself for an entire five hours? TenIIniverse!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Will by this-unfriended-stem reviews
Sherlock was always stubborn. But now he's dead and he's left behind an entirely different type of will. Just a very short idea of what it might be like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Exceedingly Stupid by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
How is carving a pumpkin ever going to help him solve a murder? It just won't. Therefore, he thinks it's rather stupid. Halloween!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by KatarinaKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Avengers: We Have Fangirls by Cornmaize122 reviews
"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Agony of the Leaves by Belphegor reviews
Why is it always LeBeau who makes coffee, and Newkirk who makes tea? Because the other way around was tried, tested, and rejected with great enthusiasm on everybody's part.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Birthday Wishes by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
The Avengers and how each of them celebrate their special day. Character studies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
James Norrington by JDLuvaSQEE reviews
A poem describing Commodore James Norrington!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - James N. - Complete
50 Things That Tony Stark Can Never, Ever Do by lifeofapplepie reviews
"27. Tony is not allowed to tell Natasha that the mailman who flirts with Pepper may be a terrorist." Phil Coulson attempts to help out the next "babysitter" of the Avengers. Or, more specifically, he tries to help in the handling of everyone's favorite playboy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bottom Up! by konarciq reviews
How to Remodel Your Bunk Bed in Nine Easy Steps. Please follow the instructions carefully! Written for the 4th Short Story Speedwriting challenge, but whether it qualifies...?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau - Complete
Propriety by IceCream Junkie reviews
He had always tried to be a proper gentleman. Now look where it had gotten him... Set between CoBP and DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - James N. - Complete
Pepper for a Proper Prat by astudyinlestrade reviews
What happens when one day, Anderson comes in to inspect the bodies and use the lab instead of Sherlock? For my dear Molly ninesjumpersandmanlyjackets tumblr . So sorry it's late. Meritricious!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Molly Hooper, Anderson - Complete
The Curious Case of the M&M's by Bec Le reviews
Sherlock solves a crime with candy. A bit of crack that started with candy and ended with Anderson being a jerk. Again.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
Fact's About Mycroft's PA by captainkatieb reviews
A list of things you might not know about Mycroft's PA. For example, she loves Pecan Pie. And has banned Mycroft from using her blackberry.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Anthea - Complete
One man and his skull by Cashwin reviews
Hidden away by Mrs Hudson, the skull reminisces about its, er, 'life,' with Sherlock and some unfortunate flatmates .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Another Day by cait701 reviews
Hi! So this is just a little random oneshot, when Watson comes home from the store with groceries.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Birds Will Fly by kayleighwrites reviews
She craned her face forward, and in one swift swoop, her lips pressed against his own. Fyedka never had the chance to kiss her back; she broke away, racing back to heart of Anatevka. She did not turn back. Chava/Fyedka Oneshot
Fiddler on the Roof - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Homecoming by JDPhoenix reviews
Dr. Rebecca Hutman returns to the Museum of Natural History and runs into a familiar figure who definitely isn't part of an exhibit.
Crossover - National Treasure & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Riley P., Rebecca H. - Complete
The Waiting Room by dust on the wind reviews
Okay, let's see if Hogan and the guys can talk their way out of this one...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Time To Get Serious by Bonhiver reviews
Rose, mourning the death of her mother, is taken in by her uncle, Sal Maroni. While trying to survive in the mob, Rose has a run in with Gotham's newly at large psychopath and finds herself losing control of the one thing she had left: her sanity. JokerOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,669 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Joker
The Big Ones Don't Bite by dust on the wind reviews
Who would have thought it would be that hard to deal with one little intruder in the barracks? Warning for Arachnophobes - You probably don't want to read this. Really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Ice Cream! by Cocoa987 reviews
In which Riley has ice cream and instigates an argument. Drabble.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Riley P. - Complete
Victim Of Circumstance by EmeraldClover89 reviews
Valarie Hughes is your average girl who just wanted to have dinner, but when she finds Larry Daley sneaking around the back halls of the Smithsonian, he drags her along for the adventure of a lifetime. CaponeOC See my profile for an update!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - A. Capone
Pure Contrast by Hurricanes and Butterflies reviews
My name is Alice Ricardi. I'm a histroy major and got my job at the museum about a year ago. Now, I'm being sent to the Smithsonian, looking after my friends. What happens when the tablet hitches a ride and my worst nightmares come true... R&R, please!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - A. Capone
Oui, the Ordinary People by Dr. ET reviews
What if the cooks at Gusteau's were all as normal as regular people, and there was only one strange fellow in the kitchen? Introducing the characters with a small twist.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Jingle Bells, Fanfic Smells! by Muriel Candytuft reviews
In which the poor Head Elf must grapple with the trials and tribulations that we fanfic writers heap upon him. Can he stand up to the challenge, or will he crumble like a gingerbread man?
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008
25 Kisses by Phyre Melody reviews
She knew him before the title, before the change, before the power, when he was still just Cutler Beckett. Now a series by popular demand!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Cutler B.
Lemon Scented by Craic agus Ceol reviews
ONESHOT Two men working in the National Archives come across an oddity after the Declaration of Independence has been recovered.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Gone Fishing by ML Miller Breedlove reviews
Newkirk bares his soul and admits that he's not the man he once was. Complete and slightly revised.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
I Vow to Thee by Vi Co reviews
A set of one-hundred word 'snapshots'. More explanation inside. Completed! Reviews are much appreciated. Please let me know who you think it was...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
What's in the Poppet? by The Kilt Gals reviews
Cheever lifted up the poppet's skirt in shock, surprise horror, "Governor Danforth is never going to believe this..."
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2004
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That's No Prisoner reviews
REWRITTEN. Newkirk gets caught while meeting with a member of the Underground. After accidentally revealing where she works, it's up to the Heroes to get her back to London.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, OC
The Best Minds in London reviews
Sherlock (and to some extent, John) are recruited by MI6 to help stop an enemy that no one man-or in this case, agent- can stop on his own. Add a young, somewhat arrogant Quartemaster and his American girlfriend to the mix, and it's going to be one bumpy ride. No slash. Q/OC
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3, Sherlock H., John W.
Connecting the Dots reviews
Ian runs into an old flame of his, and tries to see the Declaration on his own terms. Multi-fic one shot (if there is such a thing.) During "National Treasure."
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Ian H. - Complete
Snow reviews
The sequal to Rain. It will be longer,and hopefully better. Chapter 1 posted. Rating will go up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Songs of Baker Street reviews
I put my iPod on shuffle and write something based on that song. No lyrics inside.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Rain reviews
Just some drabbles on what the men of Baker Street do when it rains.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete