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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

2/18/14 - I apologize for my lack of activity lately. Ever since I started school after the winter holiday, my life has been… a bit overwhelming, to say the least. I rather not bore everyone with the details, but I wanted to let you guys know that I’m on a temporary hiatus. But hopefully I will be back in a month or so; maybe sooner, maybe later, I’m not sure. But I promise you, I WILL be back. Thanks for understanding and for your patience. I will miss you guys.

Welcome, and thanks for taking an interest in my work! I am Pseudobeast!

My goal here is to create fan fiction that is original and enjoyable (obviously…), but I would have to say that my main purpose for creating this account is to find the inspiration to actually finish a story or two. I have created multiple stories in the past for my own amusement, but zero were ever completed. I think that my problem was that I only ever wrote them for a small group of individuals as well as myself, so my motivation to keep writing died quickly because I felt that my stories were of no importance to anyone. I hope that this will change that and give me the incentive to finish at least one. So I hope you fellow readers will take an interest in my work and motivate me! Huzzah!

Who am I? I am an athletic, creative, naïve, friendly, geeky young adult with an abnormally small physique. I play soccer, draw, listen to rock music, watch horror movies, and go on adventures. My real name, age, gender, location, race, religion, sexuality, etc. doesn’t matter, nor should it matter to you. If you ever want to know me in the real world… well, let’s just say that it will take a lot of convincing. Hell, you might have already met me and not know it.

Unlike most everyone who writes stories here, I do not aspire to become an author. I am currently studying aquatic science and hope to pursue a career in that field. Writing fanfiction is merely a hobby of mine. Although it is indeed fun, my readers should keep in mind that it does not take priority over anything. If I fail to update quickly, please remember that I am a busy college student that is probably stressing over something more important than uploading the next chapter. But if I haven’t updated anything in a really long time, I am probably being a lazy ass and could use a friendly reminder. But I will not abandon any story of mine, so long as my motivation is still “intact.”

So far, I am only planning on writing stories for Naruto Shippuden and possibly Legend of Zelda because these are the only things that truly pique my interest on this site. I like writing and reading work that is original in plot and filled with action/adventure, non-cheesy humor, and random romantic couples. But I won’t turn my head away from some mystery or horror.

I also LOVE reviews. It’s fantastic that some people are actually willing and kind enough to critique and comment on a story that an author has worked hard on. We are providing you with entertainment. If you enjoy it, why not thank the author? Trust me, I appreciate every review I receive.

Feel free to PM me with any questions, ideas, or if you just want to chat!

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Blood-Stained Cherry Blossom - My first story: a Sakura/Itachi fanfic! My objective was to slightly alter the Naruto Shippuden timeline and preserve the personalities of all characters. Features a strong Sakura and... well, Itachi of course! Personally one of my favorite Naruto couples, so I should have fun writing this. Read and review, please! PART TWO IS UP!

No White Birds in Iwa - First one-shot; Kurotsuchi/Deidara. Contains lots of action with some romance, friendship, and elements of horror and humor. ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Inspired by Naruto Shippuden Episode 280. R&R!

Thank you and enjoy!

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Narcissus by Frozzy reviews
The blood sample was the last thing Sakura needed to piece together the puzzle of Madara's death. Once it was pieced together, Konoha would face the lies of the past, and Sakura would play a special part in the exoneration of the Uchiha name. With two brothers united within the gates of Konoha, Naruto and Sakura have their work cut out for them. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
For The Good Of The Village by GlitterPen reviews
Hinata has been given an option to perform a mission for the good of the village, one for which she is uniquely qualified. But it is a choice she never imagined she would have to make and the consequences are profound. How will her decision affect those around her? Can the actions of one young woman change the village?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,251 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Oathbreaker by Zenith Meriadoc reviews
AU. Link seeks the legendary Sword of Rebirth to secure his dream of having a family. In doing so, he inadvertently breaks the holding seal, jump-starting a series of horrific events and releasing a calamity upon the world. This is not a tale for the faint of heart, prepare yourself for a story wrought with darkness, lust, rage and brutality. For mature readers only.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Truth behind the Mask by elle6778 reviews
They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,512 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Zombie Plague by wingedmercury reviews
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
When Past Meets Future by firevixen73 reviews
Itachi was Sakura's personal bully as kids, luckily he forgot about her when she left to train with Tsunade. Now adults their paths are about to cross once again. She's ready for revenge & he wants a distraction from a forceful ninja clan pushing marriage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,644 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
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Blood-Stained Cherry Blossom reviews
Heroes become criminals. Criminals become heroes. Itachi changed his fate and Sakura's the day the Akatsuki decided to use her as their medic. What he didn't know was that the destiny of many more would be altered as a result. As they escape Akatsuki and begin a daring adventure, they encounter powerful foes and unlikely allies, suffer devastating losses, and find a forbidden love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,167 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Akatsuki, Team Seven
No White Birds in Iwa reviews
Kurotsuchi was content with disguising herself as Sasuke while on missions; she looked just like him and people actually respected her, even feared her. And she liked it. But there came a time when her days of conning would get her into serious trouble, and today was that day. Today, she will encounter six people that want to kill her. Only one of them will choose to save her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Kurotsuchi, Deidara] Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
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