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Joined 06-03-12, id: 4036652, Profile Updated: 04-21-15
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Unlike most everyone who writes stories here, I do not aspire to become an author. I am currently studying aquatic science and hope to pursue a career in that field. Writing fanfiction is merely a hobby of mine. Although it is indeed fun, my readers should keep in mind that it does not take priority over anything. If I fail to update quickly, please remember that I am a busy college student that is probably stressing over something more important than uploading the next chapter. But if I haven’t updated anything in a really long time, I am probably being a lazy ass and could use a friendly reminder. But I will not abandon any story of mine, so long as my motivation is still "intact."

Feel free to PM me with any questions, ideas, or if you just want to chat!

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Stories:

Blood-Stained Cherry Blossom - My first story: a Sakura/Itachi fanfic! My objective was to slightly alter the Naruto Shippuden timeline and preserve the personalities of all characters. Features a strong Sakura and... well, Itachi of course! Personally one of my favorite Naruto couples, so I should have fun writing this. Read and review, please!

No White Birds in Iwa - First one-shot; Kurotsuchi/Deidara. Contains lots of action with some romance, friendship, and elements of horror and humor. ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Inspired by Naruto Shippuden Episode 280. R&R!

Skinny Dipping - Sakura is a bit OOC and I know that's not everyone's cup of tea, and I apologize! It was not my intention. I wanted Sakura's and Itachi's relationship to start off sour, and I think I might have overplayed that a bit. Sakura has her flaws, just like any other balanced character, but I might have overemphasized her anger a bit more than I originally planned. Thanks to everyone who politely pointed it out and those that don’t mind! I'm not a professional and I'm still improving, so I greatly appreciate the feedback!


Thank you and enjoy!

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Narcissus by Frozzy reviews
The blood sample was the last thing Sakura needed to piece together the puzzle of Madara's death. Once it was pieced together, Konoha would face the lies of the past, and Sakura would play a special part in the exoneration of the Uchiha name. With two brothers united within the gates of Konoha, Naruto and Sakura have their work cut out for them. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,604 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
For The Good Of The Village by GlitterPen reviews
Hinata has been given an option to perform a mission for the good of the village, one for which she is uniquely qualified. But it is a choice she never imagined she would have to make and the consequences are profound. How will her decision affect those around her? Can the actions of one young woman change the village?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,251 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Oathbreaker by Zenith Meriadoc reviews
AU. Link seeks the legendary Sword of Rebirth to secure his dream of having a family. In doing so, he inadvertently breaks the holding seal, jump-starting a series of horrific events and releasing a calamity upon the world. This is not a tale for the faint of heart, prepare yourself for a story wrought with darkness, lust, rage and brutality. For mature readers only.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Truth behind the Mask by elle6778 reviews
They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,512 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Zombie Plague by wingedmercury reviews
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
When Past Meets Future by firevixen73 reviews
Itachi was Sakura's personal bully as kids, luckily he forgot about her when she left to train with Tsunade. Now adults their paths are about to cross once again. She's ready for revenge & he wants a distraction from a forceful ninja clan pushing marriage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,644 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
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Skinny Dipping reviews
Itachi saves a young woman from drowning after returning from a mission. Except she wasn't drowning… and she is naked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/20 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Kakashi H., Team Seven
Blood-Stained Cherry Blossom reviews
Heroes become criminals. Criminals become heroes. Itachi changed his fate and Sakura's the day the Akatsuki decided to use her as their medic. What he didn't know was that the destiny of many more would be altered as a result. As they escape Akatsuki and begin a daring adventure, they encounter powerful foes and unlikely allies, suffer devastating losses, and find a forbidden love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,167 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Akatsuki, Team Seven
No White Birds in Iwa reviews
Kurotsuchi was content with disguising herself as Sasuke while on missions; she looked just like him and people actually respected her, even feared her. And she liked it. But there came a time when her days of conning would get her into serious trouble, and today was that day. Today, she will encounter six people that want to kill her. Only one of them will choose to save her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Kurotsuchi, Deidara] Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
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