Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
My name is Poseidonkid but call me Posie. I'm a PJO stalker and proud.
Age: In double digits
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Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know!
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
credit goes to Chick with Brains for making an awesome pledge during a basketball game XD
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile
I'm a Percy Jackson obssessed fan so yeah!! :D
Percy Jackson Acronym:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) please note that this is applicable only to PJO and NOT the Heroes of Olympus (aka the Lost Hero and the Son of Neptune)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Hmm... either in my cabin or the archery range or the beach (I'm a daughter of Apollo hence the archery range)
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Percy if he wasn't by brother or Conner.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
That's a hard one... I'll say Annabeth and Zoe (even if she died)
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Hera, Circe ('cus she turned Percy into a guinea pig), Kronos (of course), basically... all titans/enemies and Hera oh band Iapetes
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
Titan's Curse or the Last Olympian
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
OH Percy hands down! Next comes Thalia and Annabeth
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
God: Poseidon and Apollo
Goddess: Artemis and Hestia
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Smile and say a casual "hi, Perce" then asks what he need/wants.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Depends what concert it is but I'd probably take Thalia or Annabeth.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Nico... he's the reason we're there anyway. He messed up while shadow traveling and is now passed out.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Ummm... sure? So long as there's food and I can use your caduceus in phone form. (with internet of course)
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
Probably called there to discuss what to do with us since the Big Three aren't supposed to be alive. I'm there for moral support along with Annabeth.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Hanging out with everyone at camp or reading a book while listening to music
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up when it's over." -Nico di Angelo : The Last Olympian(There are more but I'm too lazy to write them)
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
O.O That's a LOT! I won't answer this. It would take too long.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
When he found out he was a demigod and when he asked Percy tons of questions especially the one about his pen. Also when he shadow traveled to Percy's apartment on Percy's 15th birthday.
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? For Apollo, when he was in the car with Percy in the Titan's Curse. Also when he said nobody messes with his little sister :)
For Poseidon, when he was praising Percy in the Last Olympian after the war.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he whacked Medusa on the head with a stick.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
When Kronos/Luke got sat on by a Hyperborean!!! :)))) EPIC! (That IS random, right?)
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events .
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time!
You write fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you question at Poseidon
every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades or Thanatos.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares.
You know Muse is the best singers.
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test and when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson.
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuff Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT
You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name
you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth"
you try to talk to horses
you try to summon the dead
you try to summon lightning
you try to breathe underwater
you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement
you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
PERCY JACKSON QUOTES: (some of these answer question no. 15 above)
With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN
"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE
"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said
"The dam snack bar?"
"Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."
"And I need to use the dam restroom."
"I do not understand"
"I want to use the dam water fountain."
"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE
"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS
Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO
Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO
"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
"Well. . .See you."
"Hold up! you can't just run off."
"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES
Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES _"
''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Your a half-blood too?' "Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?" "Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" - Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything." "Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?"- Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero
"Rainbows, ponies." "I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero
"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero
"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero
So if you haven't figure it out yet, I am one Percy Jackson obsessed fan! but hey! that's life.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.
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If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
So if you guys want to join the Jayna club, add your name to the list: I am Hazel Daughter of Pluto, I am Reyna Daughter of Bellona, I am Thalia Daughter of Zeus, melon-me, Headintheclouds818, IamAnnabethDaughterofAthena, Penguins2Japan, Sillygoose97618, BlackScrazy, joybella, I am Athena Daughter of Zeus, Anime Princess, ForeverintheShade,HecateA, I am Bianca Daughter of Hades, I am Jason Son of Jupiter, KuroshitsujixPJaO, Take Your Sweet Time, Orikamigirl, catz r the all time best, daughterofplutowazzup, Proud Harmonian, Donnatella-r, IamSilenaDaughterofAphrodite, I am Travis Son of Hermes, I am Calypso Daughter of Atlas, SpiritofaGryffindor, IamPiperDaughterofAphrodite, I am Hylla Daughter of Bellona, I am Zoe Daughter of Atlas, I am Gwen Daughter of Arcus, I am Rachel Oracle of Delphi, I am Katie Daughter of Demeter, IamCharlieDaughterofPoseidon, I am Lily Daughter of Demeter, I am Nico Son of Hades, I am Sadie Eye of Isis, I am Sky Daughter of Zeus, I am Nyssa Daughter of Hephaestus, Storm229, I am Calypso Daughter of Atlas, I am Sol Son of Apollo, I am Brooke Daughter of Demeter, I am Sophie Daughter of Apollo, I am Mowana Son of Morpheus, I am Kayla Daughter of Apollo, I am Rachel Oracle of Delphi, Poseidon kid
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (I'm sorry, I had to, I love this, and it really needs to be resepcted more. I do my best with this!)
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17.Thou shalt show and not tell.
18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.
the white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down andIf your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
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Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Life sucks then you die
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
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-No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.
-God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference."
-Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages is it the rule.
-There are only two things that are infinite in the world: space and stupidity. And I'm not 100% sure about space. (Albert Einstein[I think])
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well we now know why women live longer then men, because the kitchen is where the knives are. -Unknown
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who loves cars and knows martial arts, the girl who hate shopping.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Fruits Basket and many other manga's, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things. I am the girl who is fine being alone, yet still craves company. I am me.
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