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Joined 06-03-12, id: 4036727, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 26 stories for Sherlock.

Hi, I'm Haelia!

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So, I write Sherlock sickfic. I write an unhealthy, inordinate amount of Sherlock sickfic. Occasionally I write other things too, but mostly Sherlock sickfic. So fans of sickfic, rejoice!

I am currently ACCEPTING / NOT ACCEPTING requests and prompts.

Information about requests/prompts:

There is very little I won't do or at least attempt, but I do not write Johnlock or parentlock. I have been known to write a little Sherstrade on the side, but even that would take some convincing.

What I'm working on now:

Chapters 8-10 of "The Way Out".

Other current projects:

"Breaking Point II" is forthcoming.

"The Reichenbach Failure" is forthcoming.

"All Aboard!" is ongoing.

"Letters" is ongoing.

"Coming Home" is ongoing.

"Before Watson" is ongoing. Accepting requests for scenes.

"The Vlog of Dr. John H. Watson" is ongoing. Accepting requests for scenes.

"Note By Note" is ongoing. Accepting requests for song lyrics. (Requests are VERY backed up for this story, so expect to wait a while if you submit.)

I have been updating rather slowly of late - that's just life with a baby. Unpredictable. :) But rest assured, any story listed above as "ONGOING" is alive and well. I write what I feel like writing, so sometimes that means certain stories get pushed to the back burner in favour of whatever happens to be my pet project at the current time. However, you are perfectly welcome to put in a request for an update to any story you see listed above, and I will do my best to fulfill that request. My muse may not always align with your request, but it never hurts to try, right? Thank you for stopping by, and please enjoy!

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Gravity and Need by Goomba Fortress reviews
Even Sherlock is human, and in the early days of their friendship, John witnesses one such event. Johnlock, if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
What it says on the tin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade
The Two Bloggers by Catherine Spark reviews
Note: Chapters in this have had to be re-jigged to bring it in line with the site's guidelines, so there are slightly less than before. See my profile or the forum for explanation. Summary: First they blogged about meeting Moriarty. Now it's like a sausage machine: While the ingredients remain, the sausages will keep coming.../myforums/Catherine Spark/1252310
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 172,641 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
One Way Out by hifunctioning reviews
In Which Sherlock Returns Post-Reichnbach, John Nurses Him Back To Health, Sherlock Fails At Sociopathy, Mycroft Picks Up the Milk, and the Boys Are Hunted Through London By Sebastian Moran. Non-slash Bromance or Pre-slash, as you wish. Discussion of suicidality/suicide attempt. Violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
221B What would you say if I told you by I said dangerous reviews
The first line is was a prompt from musingsofone dot tumblr dot com. I decided to make it another 221B challenge! Fun to see how you can still understand such misspelled communication!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sherlock continues to stare wordlessly at John. His eyes, only minutes ago foggy with sleep and disorientation, are fierce. Intent. Completely awake, and not one bit happy. 'John. Give me the camera. Now.' John takes the camera with him as he turns and runs, laughing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Curious Sort of Domesticity by beesandbrews reviews
When one lived with Sherlock Holmes the definition of a 'quiet night in' became a very different thing indeed. Contains blood and home surgery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If you want fancy, you'll get fancy SH by ShilohHolmes reviews
John just wants to have a nice dinner with Sarah at his flat. Sherlock has to complicate things. Short Fanfic told through text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Milk by HermitKnut reviews
There was milk in the fridge.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Used tissues and bad soup by Tozz reviews
The red blotches stark against pale, sweating skin. Hair that needed washing. Red-rimmed eyes. A bit of mucus dripping from his right nasal cavity. He'd deduced it even before John croaked, "Sherlock. I'm sick." Fill for the kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by ImpishTubist reviews
After the events of "Reichenbach," Sherlock finds himself agonizing over everything that he saw and mourning those he was forced to abandon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bitten by Spinesless reviews
When Sherlock is shot, he remembers the cold. Sherlock whump because of reasons.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Variations on a Theme by ImpishTubist reviews
They were permutations of a set, compromised and negotiated; arranged and re-arranged until they found all the ways that fit. Variations on a theme, Sherlock sometimes liked to say. Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Triage by Morgan Stuart reviews
Donovan didn't want to see this, and Sherlock didn't want to be seen - especially by her - this way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Nor The Years Condemn by ImpishTubist reviews
Greg Lestrade rescued a brilliant drug addict from certain death five years ago. Their lives have been intertwined ever since. A series of vignettes that span the five years leading up to "A Study in Pink."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Inevitable Advancement of Time by deaka reviews
It's sinking in that he's alone here, bleeding out in this alleyway, and he doesn't want to die like this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting and Recovery by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Lestrade waits for news of Sherlock and John at the hospital. Mrs. Hudson looks after her boys. Two companion pieces.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Smell of Rain by ImpishTubist reviews
In the hours after the bombing at the pool, Lestrade tries to pull Sherlock back together while they wait for news of John. No character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Newer Every Day by CaffieneKitty reviews
John turned his phone on, which immediately chimed with voice-mail from Harry; no doubt the traditional five-after-midnight caterwauling. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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The Way Out reviews
When Sherlock begins a rapid downward spiral, John is scared and uncertain. Fortunately, he receives help from an unexpected source. Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Note By Note reviews
Send me a line or two from a song you like by PM or review. I will listen to the song and write a drabble based on the line(s) you sent! Just a fun writing project. All characters. [Please note I do NOT write Johnlock. Thanks!]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/3 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper
Before Watson reviews
There was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-Watson, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise . Rated T for language, blood, gore, and drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Work-in-progress. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
All Aboard! reviews
Lestrade and John force Sherlock to take a holiday for his health. But, as usual, not all is as it seems on this tour...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Letters reviews
Correspondence that was never sent.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Coming Home reviews
The man to whom this shadow belonged was dead, long dead, three years dead. Lestrade had seen the body, the broken face, the crushed ribcage. He had read the autopsy report, the death certificate. He had attended the funeral. Sherlock Holmes was dead. Sherlock Holmes was not sitting here before him now. Post Reichenbach. T for blood, language. Reviews may contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Don't Worry, This Won't Hurt a Bit reviews
Sherlock faints. Crack!fic. Prompt fill. Rating for lightly implied past drug use and violence.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fever reviews
SPOILERS FOR S2E3, "THE REICHENBACH FALL". Immediately after the Fall, Sherlock recovers from his injuries at Molly's flat. But what happens when he falls seriously ill, and Molly realises there is no contingency plan for this eventuality? Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Vlog of Dr John H Watson reviews
At the request of his fans, John starts a vlog about daily life at Baker Street and beyond. Rated T, mainly as a safety net.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Eat, Deduce, Love reviews
In which Sherlock offends John, struggles to get back into his good graces, and experiments in the kitchen. Prompt fill, oneshot, no slash. Almost-crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Croydon's Proposal reviews
A strange little man approaches Sherlock with a book proposal. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ABCs of Sherlock Holmes reviews
A drabble for every letter of the alphabet. John POV. 221b-style stories, meaning each entry is 221 words, last word starts with 'b'. No spoilers. DISCONTINUED.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Casts and Crepes reviews
In which Sherlock breaks a bone, has a reaction to the drugs, and loves John through earthquakes. Prompt fill, crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Good Hands reviews
John and Sherlock are stranded deep in the wilderness with no phones and no foreseeable escape. With John wounded, Sherlock fears they will die here: in the cold, in the damp, in the woods. Prompt fill. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
When Sherlock and Donovan are abducted and Sherlock is grievously wounded, it is up to Donovan to get them both out. "First things first, Freak. You do not give me orders. You are going to do everything I tell you to," Sally said sharply, "because we are getting out of here." Can they both escape with their lives from the most dangerous gang in London?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Incalescence reviews
In which it's too hot to sleep, John is cranky, and Sherlock sweats. Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Called a 'Near Death Experience' For a Reason reviews
Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eliminate the Impossible: Recovery reviews
Being an epilogue to Chapter 7 of my "Near Death Experience" fic. Presented in several parts. POV alternates with each chapter. Rated T for potentially graphic illness and swearing. DISCONTINUED
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Against Medical Advice reviews
Sherlock is hospitalised for pneumonia and serious injuries after rescuing Lestrade, but signs himself out against medical advice, refusing pain management on the grounds that it could threaten his sobriety. NOTE: This is an epilogue to Chapter Two of "It's Called A Near Death Experience For A Reason". sick!Sherlock and doctor!John, bromantic. No intended slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One More Miracle: Don't Be Dead reviews
Sherlock returns post-Reichenbach. DISCONTINUED
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Fourth Wall reviews
Sherlock has a bone to pick with a certain fanfiction author.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Mind the Baby reviews
"Jawn, what is this? And why is it drooling? And what am I meant to DO with it?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Internet's Out reviews
In which Sherlock offers to buy milk. Just a semi-drabble, rather OOC. Inspired by the fact that my internet wasn't working the other day, and I didn't know what to do.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Unfortunately Average Sized Cranium reviews
In which Sherlock has a migraine. ALMOST Johnlock. Not quite. Don your goggles, shippers! Rating for illness and for very slightly implied past drug use but mostly for my paranoia .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Misdiagnoses reviews
Or, "Five Times John Misdiagnosed Sherlock, and One Time He Didn't." In which the author relentlessly humiliates John. No spoilers. Rating for possible language, and detailed references to disordered eating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Secret Indulgence reviews
John has a secret weakness he's never told Sherlock about. How will the World's Only Consulting Detective react when he finds out? Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete