Maximilien Robespierre
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Well. This is me. I've only written for Harry Potter so far, but I'm a huge fan of anything by Diana Wynne Jones, and of Sherlock and Doctor Who. And sometimes Torchwood. It's just really hard to write decent fan fiction for a TV show, since you can't read how the characters are described, so there's no typical style associated with them.

You probably don't need to know anything about me, but if you want to know, I'm from California (the US, the Earth, Solar System, Universe, etc.), but I've read far more English literature than is good for me. Honestly. Tons of people tell me I sound like I'm from somewhere in the UK. I've always written fan fiction in my head, but only recently figured out that that's what it was. I write to procrastinate, and I will procrastinate 'til the end of time, and probably after that.

My favorite ships for HP are James/Lily and Remus/Sirius, but I'm completely incapable of writing romance well. I honestly will stop reading if there are too many grammatical errors in a story, but if it's well written I'll read anything at all. Except possibly incest. Maybe even that. It would have to be really well written. But Voldemort with anyone is just unlikely. Sorry. I think my favorite character of all time is Dumbledore, with Lupin and Snape fighting for second place.

Er, yeah. That's me. I don't know why anyone would be reading this, but if you have, I hope you're satisfied. Feel free to PM me with questions or suggestions. Or random stories about the terrible exploits of the ant eaters on Mars. That would be amusing. And if anyone wants to tell me who decided that Sirius Black's parents should be named Orion and Walburga, I'll be forever in your debt. Was it JKR? If so, she's a terrible person...

Also, to anyone who reviews any of my work, you are the best person in the world and many Pluto-sized cookies will be coming your way soon.

Oh, and if you were wondering, Maximilien Robespierre has a cool name. That's the only reason.

Have a quote: "In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this." -Terry Pratchett

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If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fav characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

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These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Man in the Tower by black.k.kat reviews
Torchwood Tower Three is a place where Earth sends still-useful exiles: a Prime Talent, a technopath, and a biokinetic, drifting around in a station at the cross points of three universes and six galaxies. Then a man named Captain Jack Harkness falls through a tear between universes, and finds three very familiar faces on the other side.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Might Have Changed by Dorcas-Daphne-Meadows reviews
Marauders Era. RemusLupin/SiriusBlack. JamesPotter/LilyEvans. **DOWN FOR EDITING** For details, see my profile page.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,754 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Little Lost Girl by ladyoftheknightley reviews
Once upon a time, there was a young girl who might have been called Alice. Now, there was just dreams and confusion... x-For the Chocolate Frogs section of the Honeydukes Competition at HPFC-x
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Out of Grace by thisbluepeony reviews
After seven years apart, four friends meet again in the summer of 1985 to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters Never Sent by reynard reviews
Locked away in Azkaban, there isn't much to do for Sirius but regret. Knowing he's unable to send them, he writes letters, most of them addressed to Remus. Warnings: Alludes to an established relationship between the two. Also, made me cry and I'm tough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Good Many Family Trees Are Shady by black.k.kat reviews
Or, five times Ianto Jones called Mycroft Holmes 'Tad', and one time Mycroft called Ianto 'Son.'
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ianto J., Mycroft H. - Complete
Unrequited Love and a Box of Chocolates by ladyoftheknightley reviews
Requited love does not always take the form of romantic love. One sided Neville/Ginny, for the 2012 Hogwarts Games. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
All the Weakness of the World by black.k.kat reviews
In the wake of Jack's departure in The End of Days, Owen realizes that rebuilding the team is going to be a team effort. He starts with Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
See the Sun by Meridas reviews
How can anyone possibly fix everything that was said and done between them in those few short hours? An indefinite suspension surely gives enough time to try.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
To Know a Brother's Love by Meridas reviews
They weren't always the Marauders, but they were always best friends, even brothers, through ten years of pranks and war and life. Presenting Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, with appearances of lovely Lily and others we know so well. T for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Second Best by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
Lee Jordan had never had brothers. That was the truth...Apart from the fact that actually, it wasn't that true at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Day of Vodka and Velvet by Quiet Time reviews
Owen doesn't believe grief fits into a schedule. Ianto joins him on an unscheduled night of mourning. Friendship, not a pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Dear Myself by JPLE reviews
Marauder Era - 7th year. Professor McGonagall sets a 'goal setting' task for the class of 1978; each student must write a letter to their thirty year old self. 8 chapters of 8 students. LE/JP, SB/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
An Inconvenient Romance by TamTikitigo reviews
Al Potter thought of himself as an uninteresting person who was constantly overshadowed by his relatives. Scorpius Malfoy didn't disagree with that thought, until Al did something to him that Scorpius couldn't forgive: Al was nice to him. AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Don't Look Back Into The Sun by Froody reviews
James' eyebrows inched higher and higher. "So Moony has to do whatever you ask? Anything?" - Remus and Sirius have struck a deal. But where's Sirius going with this? And what happens if Remus says no? R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
And the World Comes Shattering Around Us by museme87 reviews
Five events surrounding October 31, 1981 as seen through the eyes of James, Lily, Peter, Sirius, and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
The Perfect Black by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Snippets of Sirius over the years from the first day of Hogwarts to when Sirius finds out Regulus has died. Who were the Black brothers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
One More Present by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
On his birthday, Teddy Lupin gets a present from the last person he would have expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody reviews
"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 6,774 - Follows: 495 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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An Unexpected Answer reviews
The Weasley twins always revered the marauders, but they never seem to have found out who they were. Just a scene that I always wished JKR had included: what happens when the twins realize that they've been talking to the marauders for years without knowing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Fred W., Remus L. - Complete
Of Meetings at Midnight reviews
"Hard as it may be to believe, not everything, Potter, is about you." James Potter is intent on finding out who has been protecting him and his family from Lord Voldemort. Needless to say, he is surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete