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Here is yummy funness from Pirates of the Caribbean:
My favorite Jack Sparrow Quotes:
-It’s such a pretty boat…ship
-Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.
-I’m in the market as it were.
-But, you have heard of me.
-Whoa!
-Tah!
-You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
-You’re not a eunuch, are you?
-[Will] You cheated.
[Jack] Pirate.
-Please move.
[Will] No, I will not step aside and let you escape.
[Jack] This shot is not meant for you.
-No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder.
How’s that the key’s run off.
-[Will] Hurry, someone will have heard that.
[Jack] Not without my effects.
-Nautical term
-This girl how far are willing to go to save her?
[Will] I’d die for her.
[Jack] Oh, Good! No worries then.
-Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy?
-That’s not much incentive to fight fair now then, is it?
-Now I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesey, savvy?
-Keep a sharp eye.
-Borrowed…Borrowed without permission.
-It would far worse not to have her.
-Human hair…from my back.
-I know it’s difficult, but stay here and try not to do anything, stupid.
-Parlaoulou, Parsly, parle, partner, partner
[Ragetti] Parley?
[Jack] That’s it! Parley!
[Pintel] Parley? D*mn to the depths whatever man that thought of up Parley!
[Jack] That would be the French
-I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
-Funny old world, isn’t it?
-Apparently there’s a leak.
-Stop blowing holes in my ship!
-Thanks very much.
-Bloody empty.
-That’s not very nice.
-Monkey!
-Don’t do anything stupid.
-No one, he’s no one, A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though…eunuch.
-I did notice.
-Really bad eggs!
-But, why is the rum gone?!
-[Mockingly] Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, you Jack… Well, it bloody is now!
-There’ll be no living with her after this.
-A wedding, I love weddings, Drinks all around!
-[Will] Jack! Where’s Elizabeth?
[Jack] She’s safe just like I promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.
-Your funeral.
-[Barbossa] I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
[Jack] No, no, no, not all, by all mean kill the whelp.
-Me, I’m dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when their going to do something incredible…stupid.
-I couldn’t resist, mate.
-Sorry!
-Or you could surrender.
-If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
-Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.
-I want you know I was rooting for you, mate, know that.
-Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry.
-Will, nice hat.
-Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

My favorite Will Quotes:
-You cheated
-Move!
-It's right here between you and Jack.
-Goodbye!

I love that movie!

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Savior And Destroyer by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn find themselves in unfamiliar territory and everything turns deadly. They are captured by a fierce people and, if Legolas does not obey their commands, Aragorn's very life could be stolen. Their only hope is a savior amid the wolves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Enslaved by the Enemy by Andmetwen reviews
The Haradrim take the Prince of Mirkwood captive. Chapter 20 up! WOOHOO! So we are in Mirkwood, finally... what's gonna happen?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,533 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
What Comes of It by Petite Doll reviews
The Sith and the Jedi have never been able to coexist peacefully – so what of Anakin and ObiWan? SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,757 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Just One Night by Jedi-JEB reviews
The night before Siri Tachi departs on her mission as a slave trader she stops by Obi-Wan Kenobi’s quarters to say goodbye. ObiSiri.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Obi-Wan K.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Defeat by ElfGirl4 reviews
This is like an alternate ending to the movie, you'll have to read to find out what happens, and I guarantee-you'll like it. Plus there's lots of Will, so what's not to like???The trio are captured by Barbossa and he offers each of them a separate deal...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,363 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003
Promise me you'll train the boy by ewan's girl reviews
One year after the death of Qui Gon Jinn, Obi Wan will be faced with losing the last thing he has from his master...his promise
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,058 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Children of the Sith by ewan's girl reviews
A rumored sith cult has been running dangerous experiments on the force using Jedi padawans. Obi Wan Kenobi is marked as their next test subject...can Qui Gon save him before the force is drained from him forever? Final chapter is up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,287 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003
Spirit of a Jedi by Obi-Wan'sPadawan reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! While on a mission, Obi-Wan is captured and sold as a slave. There he is tortured by his owners. Can Qui-Gon find him before the young man's spirit is irrepairably broken?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002
Changed Times by Shorttrumpeter reviews
Sequel to Changing Times AP OSi LM and HL in later chapters. A mission given to Luke and Anakin could have a culprit no one would suspect. It could lead Luke to a fate he would have never thought to be possible. Chapter 2 up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003
Changing Times by Shorttrumpeter reviews
Takes place after EP II. AP romance. ObiSiri and LM friendship... Anakin comes back from the darkside. The events that ensue will change the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,068 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002
Reflections by ewan's girl reviews
Siri Tachi reflects on the life of Obi Wan Kenobi, and what he's meant to her as he clings to life after battling his apprentice...prequel to 'The Purge'...please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2003
Ensnared in Darkness by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
Alternate version of JA 6. What if MelidaDaan was a carefully thought of scheme to capture Obi-Wan? What if they did it to get at Qui-Gon. Obi-tortureangst, Qui-angst. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Unfinished Business by Obi-Wan'sPadawan reviews
UPDATED !!! As a child, Obi-Wan Kenobi witnesses the murder of two men. Ten years later, the murderer wants to eliminate the only witness against him... (better than the summary, I promise!!) CHAPTER NINE IS UP!!!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,882 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 11/27/2002
Hostage of Hate by Littlefish reviews
*COMPLETE* A man full of hatred and bent on revenge is after Aragorn and will stop at nothing to see the king of Gondor completely destroyed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,207 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Death Of ObiWan Kenobi by Peggy Schultz reviews
AU where some of the events of JA #'s 1-8 are very different. Someone is trying to kill Obi-Wan. Can Qui-Gon and Mace find out who it is before he succeeds? Complete!!!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Complete
The Hardest Part Is Letting Go by KrystalBlaze - Jerikor reviews
*Chapter 3 Up* A bounty hunter is murdering politicians without a cause. When the Supreme Chancellor appeals to the Jedi for help, they divise a plot: one of them of infiltrate the ranks of the bounty hunters. The Jedi turns out to be Obi-Wan...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003
Breathe by KrystalBlaze - Jerikor reviews
*Chapter 14 Up!* Three years ago, Obi-Wan Kenobi left the Jedi Order under dangerous circumstances. Now on Naboo, he finds himself struggling to survive against two enemies: his former Master, Qui-Gon Jinn; and a dark force he thought was gone forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,440 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002
Forbidden by Ender2 reviews
After Episode II, ObiWan is comforted by a fellow Jedi, Luminara Unduli. One thing leads to another and their friendship becomes less innocent. The two Jedi must find a way to remain together while still following the Jedi Code. Now finished!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Complete
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Walkin' on The Dark Side of The Force reviews
A Parody I thought up. Nothin much to it, just fun. Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003
Battles End reviews
The last battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Lava pit theory.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/21/2003