Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars.Here is yummy funness from Pirates of the Caribbean:
My favorite Jack Sparrow Quotes:
-It’s such a pretty boat…ship
-Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.
-I’m in the market as it were.
-But, you have heard of me.
-You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
-You’re not a eunuch, are you?
-[Will] You cheated.
[Will] No, I will not step aside and let you escape.
[Jack] This shot is not meant for you.
-No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder.
How’s that the key’s run off.
-[Will] Hurry, someone will have heard that.
[Jack] Not without my effects.
-This girl how far are willing to go to save her?
[Will] I’d die for her.
[Jack] Oh, Good! No worries then.
-Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy?
-That’s not much incentive to fight fair now then, is it?
-Now I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesey, savvy?
-Keep a sharp eye.
-Borrowed…Borrowed without permission.
-It would far worse not to have her.
-Human hair…from my back.
-I know it’s difficult, but stay here and try not to do anything, stupid.
-Parlaoulou, Parsly, parle, partner, partner
[Jack] That’s it! Parley!
[Pintel] Parley? D*mn to the depths whatever man that thought of up Parley!
[Jack] That would be the French
-I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
-Funny old world, isn’t it?
-Apparently there’s a leak.
-Stop blowing holes in my ship!
-Thanks very much.
-That’s not very nice.
-Don’t do anything stupid.
-No one, he’s no one, A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though…eunuch.
-I did notice.
-Really bad eggs!
-But, why is the rum gone?!
-[Mockingly] Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, you Jack… Well, it bloody is now!
-There’ll be no living with her after this.
-A wedding, I love weddings, Drinks all around!
-[Will] Jack! Where’s Elizabeth?
[Jack] She’s safe just like I promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.
-[Barbossa] I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
[Jack] No, no, no, not all, by all mean kill the whelp.
-Me, I’m dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when their going to do something incredible…stupid.
-I couldn’t resist, mate.
-Or you could surrender.
-If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
-Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.
-I want you know I was rooting for you, mate, know that.
-Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry.
-Will, nice hat.
-Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
My favorite Will Quotes:
I love that movie!
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