JynxGirl24
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Joined 06-04-12, id: 4037811, Profile Updated: 06-14-12
Author has written 1 story for Drake Chronicles.

Hello World, I'm JynxGirl24 and some humaniods call me Bree! I have been writing stories with my friend Amy aka Silentmusic226. I have helped her write many many many of our stories such includes as Drake chronicle stuff and a crossover for Bones and Castle.

Let's see...

I love Blue (it's the best color in the KNOWN universe.)

Prime numbers scare me. (you can't divide them by anything except themselves and 1 is a very lonely number indeed.)

Meat and cheese are essential to life so Vegans are wrong (I DON"T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE!)

Music rocks( and sometimes rolls)

I AM a superhero nerd. I love Batman and Robin and Brainiac 5, not to be confused with Braniac 1.0 one of superman's nemesis... nemesises... You know what I mean.

I am not CERTIFIABLY insane. (I don't like paper work and never will fill out the proper forms for it.)

AND...

I don't know, that's it for now.

Some of my Favorite quotes (Real Life, Movies, and Books)are...

"Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy."
Spoken to her husband of 9 months, Rev. Arthur Nicholls.
Charlotte Bronte, writer, d. March 31, 1855

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

"Why should I care what other people think of me? I am who I am. And who I wanna be."

"To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood."

"I might look like a tough chick - and I am - but I'm also a hopeless romantic inside." (ME TOO!)

-all by Avril Lavigne (My Idol)

Gir: I love this show!

Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...

Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

Zim: Good question. I don't care!

[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.

The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!
Dib: He was using the belt sander...

[GIR is disguised as a government agent]
Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.

[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.

Gir: Somebody needs a hug!

Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!

Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!

Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
Dib: But I haven't been eating corn
Zim: [shouts] Liar!

Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!

Gaz: Why do you have to have a head?

Zim: GIR! Unleash the monkey!
GIR: ...MONKEY!

Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Professor Membrane: [from basement] Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!
Dib: It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!
Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Zim: GIR! What are you doing?
Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!
Zim: Yes... and muffins...

Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!
Dib: I don't wanna watch that.
Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.
Gir: So? He seems nice!

Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.

Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: [looks at nose] Pretty far.

Dib: There are many mysteries still unsolved. I figure, you know... I'll do some of that.

Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?

Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.

[at the North Pole]
Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

Zim: Oh, such tacos will I give!

Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.

Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!

Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!

[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.

Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?

Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?

Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?

Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!

Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?
Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro...
Zim: Isn't it?
Dib: I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.
Zim: ISN'T IT?

Zim: Zim... You're alive?
Zim: So very alive. And filled with goo! *Mission* goo!

GIR: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!

[Carrying a large, bewildered pig over his head]
GIR: Let's go to my room, pig!

[Drawing a pig]
Gaz: The pig... COMMANDS ME!

Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!

[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]
Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.
Dib: [to gir] Hey! Go away!
GIR: Okey dokey!
[flies away]

Zim: [Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break] My business is done!
Dib: [suspiciously] Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom *before* lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!

Zim: Prepare your bladder for imminent release!

Zim: What *is* our mission, GIR?
Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!

Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!

Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
[Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
[continues singing]
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?

Zim: GIR stop that singing!

[a kid gets hit by a kickball]
Kid: Ow, my organs!
Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!

Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

[inventorying equipment, looking at SIRs]
Almighty Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR units. HEY! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these could really get hurt!
[pause]
Almighty Tallest Purple: Send them to Zim!
Almighty Tallest Red: [gasps] But they'll DESTROY him!
Almighty Tallest PurpleAlmighty Tallest Red: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food!

Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Almighty Tallest Purple: Who's that large headed kid?
Almighty Tallest Red: I don't know... But his head is large!
Dib: Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your home planet's coordinates!

Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!

Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!

Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?
Oog-Ah: Mmm...
Nik: Would it... would it kill you to say something?
Oog-Ah: Quiet or I'll eat your head. That enough words for you?
Nik: I... I was just making conversation...

Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.

Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?
Gir: [shouts] I do!

GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!

Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

[repeated line]
Gir: YAY!
Zim: No, Gir. That's bad.

Professor Membrane: You should listen to your brother maybe if you did he wouldn't be so insane
Gaz: But his voice, it fills me with this anger

-Invader Zim quotes (I Don't Own Any Of This Either)

Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint fronting.

Robin: [after a moment of awkward silence] Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

Cyborg: Um... don't buses normally have drivers?

Robin: [picks up a teddy bear in the baby carriage they just saved from being smashed by a runaway bus] And don't baby carriages normally have babies?

Gizmo: [through the teddy bear, as it turns to look at Robin] Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!

Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a...A CLORBAG VARGLENILK!!

Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??

Cyborg: You heard the lady.

Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.

Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!

Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"

Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?

Beast Boy: What's your point?

Mad Mod: The American Revolution was a hoax. The Declaration of Independence is a tissue of lies. There is no George Washington, and there never was. And from now on, they're not cookies - they're calledbiscuits! Say it with me... "biiisss-cuuuiitss". There, now. We'll have you unruly Yanks acting like proper Brits in time for tea.

Cyborg: Hey! We've been Union-Jacked!

Cyborg: (to Starfire) Make him laugh!

Starfire: (holding a hypnotized Beast Boy) uh... ooh! (makes farting sound with her armpit)

Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha! (British accent) Smashing love! Jolly good laugh--(eyes widen and screams) Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy! A Limey! A Brit!

Cyborg: Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!

Beast Boy: (British accent) Right, then. Have at you!

Cyborg: The sky looks like a giant British flag! The whole city's gone haywire!

Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?!

Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?

Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

Beast Boy: What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!

Cyborg: It may not look like it, but this is still America. So I say we vote.

Mad Mod: And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as doomed as doomed can be!

Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here... 'til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.

Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.

Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

Starfire: He said, "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." We have failed to learn from the history Mad Mod is attempting to rewrite. Your democracy is not merely about voting. It is about compromise. Out of many different people, you make one country. Out of many flawed ideas, you create one that works.

Cyborg: We don't need four different plans...

Raven: ...we just need one.

Cyborg: Man, I bet even REAL British people don't like you.

-Teen Titans tv show [I Don't Own Anything( Except Me and my Pride)]

Xena Warrior Witch Princess reviews
Something supernatural is killing a bunch of people and the only thing the victims had in common is that the victims all were at the local comicon before they died.The Drake siblings and friends all go undercover as fellow nerds to find the murderer when they find Xena not really a witch girl who is also trying to solve the murders. Please don't hate just because summary's bad.
Drake Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Connor