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Hello World, I'm JynxGirl24 and some humaniods call me Bree! I have been writing stories with my friend Amy aka Silentmusic226. I have helped her write many many many of our stories such includes as Drake chronicle stuff and a crossover for Bones and Castle.
I love Blue (it's the best color in the KNOWN universe.)
Prime numbers scare me. (you can't divide them by anything except themselves and 1 is a very lonely number indeed.)
Meat and cheese are essential to life so Vegans are wrong (I DON"T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE!)
Music rocks( and sometimes rolls)
I AM a superhero nerd. I love Batman and Robin and Brainiac 5, not to be confused with Braniac 1.0 one of superman's nemesis... nemesises... You know what I mean.
I am not CERTIFIABLY insane. (I don't like paper work and never will fill out the proper forms for it.)
I don't know, that's it for now.
Some of my Favorite quotes (Real Life, Movies, and Books)are...
"Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy."
"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
"Why should I care what other people think of me? I am who I am. And who I wanna be."
"To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood."
"I might look like a tough chick - and I am - but I'm also a hopeless romantic inside." (ME TOO!)
-all by Avril Lavigne (My Idol)
Gir: I love this show!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
Zim: Good question. I don't care!
[GIR is disguised as a government agent]
[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.
Gir: Somebody needs a hug!
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!
Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!
Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!
Gaz: Why do you have to have a head?
Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!
Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.
Dib: There are many mysteries still unsolved. I figure, you know... I'll do some of that.
Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.
[at the North Pole]
Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
Zim: Oh, such tacos will I give!
Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.
Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!
[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?
Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!
Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?
GIR: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!
[Carrying a large, bewildered pig over his head]
[Drawing a pig]
Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]
Zim: [Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break] My business is done!
Zim: Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!
Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!
GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Zim: GIR stop that singing!
Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
[inventorying equipment, looking at SIRs]
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!
Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?
Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.
GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!
Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!
-Invader Zim quotes (I Don't Own Any Of This Either)
Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint fronting.
Robin: [after a moment of awkward silence] Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
Cyborg: Um... don't buses normally have drivers?
Robin: [picks up a teddy bear in the baby carriage they just saved from being smashed by a runaway bus] And don't baby carriages normally have babies?
Gizmo: [through the teddy bear, as it turns to look at Robin] Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?
Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.
Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a...A CLORBAG VARGLENILK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.
Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
Mad Mod: The American Revolution was a hoax. The Declaration of Independence is a tissue of lies. There is no George Washington, and there never was. And from now on, they're not cookies - they're calledbiscuits! Say it with me... "biiisss-cuuuiitss". There, now. We'll have you unruly Yanks acting like proper Brits in time for tea.
Cyborg: Hey! We've been Union-Jacked!
Cyborg: (to Starfire) Make him laugh!
Starfire: (holding a hypnotized Beast Boy) uh... ooh! (makes farting sound with her armpit)
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha! (British accent) Smashing love! Jolly good laugh--(eyes widen and screams) Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy! A Limey! A Brit!
Cyborg: Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
Beast Boy: (British accent) Right, then. Have at you!
Cyborg: The sky looks like a giant British flag! The whole city's gone haywire!
Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?!
Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.
Beast Boy: What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!
Cyborg: It may not look like it, but this is still America. So I say we vote.
Mad Mod: And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as doomed as doomed can be!
Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here... 'til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.
Starfire: He said, "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." We have failed to learn from the history Mad Mod is attempting to rewrite. Your democracy is not merely about voting. It is about compromise. Out of many different people, you make one country. Out of many flawed ideas, you create one that works.
Cyborg: We don't need four different plans...
Raven: ...we just need one.
Cyborg: Man, I bet even REAL British people don't like you.
-Teen Titans tv show [I Don't Own Anything( Except Me and my Pride)]