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Joined 06-04-12, id: 4037955, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 13 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Fire Emblem, Fullmetal Alchemist, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Avengers, Sherlock, House, M.D., and Criminal Minds.

PurpleTheory

Well, this is my second attempt at fanfiction... My first attempt went awry with some BAD poetry. I'll probably try and stay a respectable distance, and clap for those talented in that particular field. I love to write, but I tend to write only when the passion comes upon me. Which is rarer than I would like. Any wise, I accidentally love boy on boy pairings and relationships. I believe they can be written out quite adorably. I say accidentally because it goes against my original religion... Oh Well, it's who I am now. I also enjoy the traditional heterosexual relationships as well... Just not as much. Hopefully, I can grow a writer on this site, eh?

Most of my material will be yaoi. If not all. I would take requests if anyone comes up with something that I could feasibly write. All of my material will be fluffy and adorable at times, but usually with some sick twist...

A little of me to share with you

I am a gal

I am in love with a Librarian

I am a fan of the Beatles

I can't help but sing along with the song "Benny and the Jets" whenever I hear it

Elton John is a beautiful man

I go to the gym

I wish that I had the courage to put my art up on Deviantart

I pretend to be what people want

I don't know what I want

I freaking love Sebastian Michaelis

And Bardroy

together

I believe that all Italians are the same height and build

Nutella is one of man's greatest ideas

As well as paintball

Skyrim is a life ruiner, but amazing

My room is a museum, filled with the bones of my past

So very random

Favorites

Food: sushi

Color:purple (obviously)

Activity: observing things

Sports (to watch): baseball, basketball, and Olympic curling

Sport (to play): soccer, basketball, and the almighty sport of wrestling

Books: Harry Potter, The Percy Jackson series, Delerium and Pandemonium, the girl with the dragon tattoo series

Comics: Batman, The Green Lantern, New Avengers

Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Inuyasha

Movies: The Avengers, Captain America, Iron man, My Neighbor Totoro, The Secret Worl of Arriety, Juno, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,

Games: Prototype 1 and 2, Final Fantasy, Every single Fire Emblem every created, Skyrim, Let's Get Ready to Rumble, Spyro, Dishonored

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My Enemy, My Teacher, My Lover by AwesomenessInTheMoonlight reviews
Ciel is trying his best to make it through his Freshman year of high school. However, it gets hard when he thinks he may be developing feelings for his teacher. It also doesn't help when it seems as though more than just his teacher has their eyes on Ciel. Say Eye Candy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Bygones by StormyNight55 reviews
Ash Ketchum's neighbor Gary Oak is talented, smart, and wildly good-looking. Five years prior they were best friends. Now he is Ash's least favorite person - and also his tutor. (Palletshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,966 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Foolish For You by 0-mirage-0 reviews
Harboring a crush is easy, finding a healthy way to pursue it is not. A realistic RoyxEd story, set with Roy's desk cluttered with serial murders, and Ed a compulsive liar struggling to juggle his dangerous commitments. Learning to like yourself is scary, but allowing others to love you, will bring you to your knees. [Action/Suspense/Graphic Scenes] This story will thrill you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 238,523 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
New Years Resolutions by Saranwyn reviews
Every New Years Day, the Fuhrer hosts a party, and Mustang is required to go. So what does that mean? All his men are too - after all, misery loves company. Edward reluctantly agrees, but what happens when he finds himself alone in a closet with a very drunk Colonel? Warning: Yaoi! Don't like? Don't read! RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Give it Up by Kiara45 reviews
The red-light district: A part of an urban area where there is a concentration of prostitution and sex-oriented businesses, such as sex shops, strip clubs, adult theaters, etc. Eventual RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Games by Green Sphynx reviews
Involving a murderer, a ruffled pink dress and some serious groping. Warnings for graphic yaoi with a minor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Intoxicated by Loreyulia reviews
On a warm, Summer evening, Roy Mustang finds himself in a very familiar setting; one of the many local Bars Central has to offer. It was supposed to be like any other day, until he stumbles across a familiar head of blond hair... and he'll slowly discover things about one Edward Elric, that the blond had tried desperately to hide... until it all came spilling forth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
I Thought I Had Lost You by jesterinblack reviews
When the team throws a surprise birthday party for the Colonel, they find out about his and Havoc's relationship- and also telling them how they disapprove of it. After many wacky tests from the team and being caught spying on the couple, Roy endures one that affects him so deeply he doesn't know if he can ever trust them like he did before. Threeshot, HavocxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Jean H., Roy M.
Dust of Diamonds in His Hair by Angelas reviews
The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil] - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Miss-Hirokins.x reviews
When Finny has a nightmare from the past, Bard comforts him. Bard/Finny oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Baldroy, Finnian
More by sbdrag reviews
Bard and Sebastian have a perfect relationship. Or do they? Rated M for a reason, sequel to 'A Means to an End'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Baldroy, Sebastian M. - Complete
Devilish Impulses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Divergence from anime plot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,122 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
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The Less to See the More to Hear reviews
Captain Haar has been a part of the Greil Mercenaries for some time. What happens when he keeps bumping into the brave blue-haired Captain Geoffrey? Well that sucked. I'll try and think up something else soon. Just read dis. READ DIS PLS.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Haar, Geoffrey
Accidentally reviews
House kisses Chase and then pretends it was an accident. Chase tries to get him to acknowledge that he wanted it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - G. House, R. Chase
Red, White, and Iron reviews
How Steve puts up with Tony is beyond anyone's comprehension.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Pride reviews
Reid has been acting strange around Hotch and he hasn't a clue why or what to do about it. Reid wants to avoid Hotch because of what he learned about himself. Gideon is all knowing. Hotch/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Black and White reviews
There was little that Will could do but watch the most important person in his life fade away, but that little he did anyway. Fluff and angst and probably blood.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Will H., Jem C.
Nightlight reviews
Tony is sent after the Hulk when Nick Fury makes it obvious that he has no choice. He doesn't understand the doctor, but maybe he is about to get a chance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
All Out reviews
House hadn't looking at Cameron. He hadn't been looking at her at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2015 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Strawberries reviews
The cook and the butler. The butler did it. Or was it the cook? Romance, fluff, and delicious berries. Rated M. Chapter 8 up!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Baldroy, Sebastian M.
His Butler, Always reviews
His butler, always there. What happens when he begins to feel differently for his young master? When the Earl feels it as well, how will he react? A little bit of cute, and a little bit of fluff, and a smidgeon of lust. And what recipe isn't complete without Almonds? Rated T for now. Chapter 21 up!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,281 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Just One Smile reviews
Frederick never smiles for anyone. But maybe he will smile for Chrom.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Chrom, Frederick
That Extra Glance reviews
Sherlock catches sight of something he hasn't seen before and it prompts him to watch John more closely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
If You Can't Handle the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen reviews
Roy can't seem to handle his own emotions and Edward has a lot to say about things, eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bad Habits reviews
Gatrie had some bad habits. A certain sniper, being one of them.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Gatrie, Shinon