Author has written 2 stories for Avengers.
Hey, I am not going to say a whole pile of things about myself but, do live in Canada love Doctor Who (David Tennant is the best!) and Hawaii five-0. I don't really write a bunch of stories.. I am trying to though, but I do favourite like a lot so if you want to check some of those out, that'd be cool!
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ...
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
So what's the speed of dark?
If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is suppost to magicly wrap arund a
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this so scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students at they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds.
when I play rock, paper, scissors, I always chose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say,oh sorry I thought paper would protect you.
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