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Nineteen Years by TomYoung reviews
The war is over and the wizarding world's rebuilding begins - but when a new threat is revealed, Harry Potter finds himself in the spotlight once again. The story of the "missing" nineteen years, staying true to the details disclosed by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,675 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P.
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Malfoy vs Longbottom by georginacastleorpington reviews
There were two things wrong with the picture at the beginning of Malfoy's final year at Hogwarts. One: Longbottom was Head Boy. Two: Longbottom was dating Rose Weasley. To Malfoy this is unacceptable, so war is on the cards. Malfoy versus Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,523 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4975 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FATHER by Carla Lute reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Restoring Hope by alchymie reviews
11 years ago, after a year in hiding, the Trio destroyed the last Horcrux and defeated Voldemort. Only Ron survived, holding a baby girl named Hope. Years after the end of the war, that same girl discovers a few things that rock her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,807 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
out and on by Appointment reviews
George writes a letter to Fred at the age of twenty-five. For the second half of the Happiest Moment Comp. on the HPFC. Full title: movin'out and movin' on
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Into the Unknown by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Two years after the war ends, Hermione Granger sees Draco Malfoy for the first time. Only he's not the same boy she remembers from her school days and he has no idea who she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,496 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quills and Quaffles by CanadianCheerleader reviews
When Rose Weasley woke up on the morning of her brand new job, she asked herself the age-old question, "What could possibly ruin this golden opportunity for financial success and corporate glory?" Silly girl. She should have known to ask, 'who'. RWSM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Marauding Dragon: Secrets by Hamilcar reviews
Sequel to Marauding Dragon. Ch. 37: Draco finally meets his cousin and learns a bit about the past while worrying about the present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,795 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Theodore N.
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Midnight Weary by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
Thirteen-year-old Harry is forced into the body of another Harry in an alternate world, where Snape adopted him years ago. A strange new Snape is enraged to find that his son has been replaced by a stranger. Harry must find a way to survive, and search for a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,184 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ghost Of New Years Past by georginacastleorpington reviews
He's not really a ghost. Just an idiot under a sheet. But he's not going to let that stop him. It's the big day and Al has got to convince the wedding Scrooge to intervene, because he's the only one who can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stalking, Scorpius Style by sreduaram reviews
Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Potter's Potty Yuletide Love by georginacastleorpington reviews
Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
they say you know when you know by howlsatthemoon reviews
I really don't know what to say right now. YOU'RE REALLY HOT UNGH is on the tip of my tongue, I have a feeling Scorpius wouldn't react well to that. / Rose and Scorpius pretend they don't have sexual tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Draco The Amazing Bounching Rat by The Complete Works of Maya reviews
Maya did not turn Draco into a Ferret, she turned him into a Rat and Harry thinks that's adorable. Link to the Complete Works Of Maya in my profile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Smoke and Mirrors by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Pansy Parkinson knew that Scorpius Malfoy was not his father, but sometimes it was hard to tell the difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Pansy P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sugar For Severus Snape by Anniely reviews
Why does Severus drink his coffee without sugar every single morning? And what does Hermione have to do with it all? One-Shot. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Green Eyes by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Albus notices that Scorpius has green eyes. A conversation ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Life by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
If Stephanie Meyer had dreamed of magic. If Rowling had written about vampires. Two Fusions sort of
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
King's Cross All Over Again Another Perspective by Anniely reviews
Severus Snape died; or did he? There was not one sentence that explicitly said "Severus Snape is dead" and that is what I build my hope upon. King's Cross with Severus. Only it's not King's Cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,608 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potions Master's Nephew by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
An accident occurs and Professor Snape finds himself trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, he is forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,585 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wizard in the Rye by Edgar Allen Pwnd reviews
Holden Caulfield's journal of his month at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Year by Carla Lute reviews
Last Year. Last Chance. Last Battle. Last Dance. It's time for Harry to say goodbye to Hogwarts. Canon through OotP, then AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 271,623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Unborn by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Complete. The souls of wizarding children dwell here before they enter our world. Most are excited to leave, but two best friends aren't sure they want to go. Then one of them runs into trouble. It doesn't look like he'll see the outside after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beware of Foolish Wandwaving by Laume reviews
AU, Kidfic. Severus learns two things: Do not foolishly wave your wand at your school enemies. Do not step between school enemies waving their wands. You never know what might happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chrysalis by ElfFlame reviews
After the war, the Ministry decides to reform the Death Eaters, and Draco Malfoy is one of the first chosen for the program.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,113 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Harry by ElfFlame reviews
AU NOT SLASH What would have happened if Harry had been raised by someone in the wizarding world? Someone who Dumbledore wouldn't have approved of?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,140 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hairy Tale by ElfFlame reviews
Blaise likes to borrow other people's hair potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Broken Heart by superscar reviews
Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU: Sirius breaks out of Azkaban eight years early, and rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Eleven years later, Ginny is accidentally kidnapped....by Harry? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
PinUp Percy by Icarus reviews
Percy Weasley is honoured to pose for "the calendar of prominent up-and-coming Ministry employees for Dolittle's Squib Education Fund." Unfortunately, there's no such thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Percy W.
SNAFU by Icarus reviews
Never cut off a man's escape route... unless you want to see just how hard he can fight.' Dumbledore's forces hit the Death Eater's Ministry of Magic. After a year in prison, Ron and Draco are ready - mostly - and Ron's plan is set into motion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Cursed Artefacts For Sale by Icarus reviews
Primer to the Dark Arts universe. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "but it's very a popular one." Severus drags Harry to a wi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not My Affair by Icarus reviews
The aftermath of a disasterous Ministry Christmas party. A year later Ron returns to make peace with his brother Percy. Note: sexual situations that some may not be comfortable with. (Early chapters are brief.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Ron W., Percy W.
Life In The Death Eater Ministry by Icarus reviews
Told from Ron's point of view. After Ron saved Draco, they learn how to survive the Death Eaters -- and each other. Part of the 'Beg Me For It' series (Beg Me For It, Death Eater Rock, Hey You, Scarred).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Hey You by Icarus reviews
Captured by the Death Eaters and working for Lucius Malfoy's Ministry of Magic, Ron and Draco plot its downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunken Domesticity by Icarus reviews
Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - *when* will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Scarred Dreams by Icarus reviews
A victory? Maybe. But in prison Ron had had something he didn't plan to lose now he was free. Follows the events in 'Beg Me for It.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003
First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger by Icarus reviews
Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. "As a family, they made the decision to panic."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Hermione G.
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Hair
Bella is distracted by her hairy legs. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Bella - Complete