Sup guys I'm Defective Cupid but you guys can just call me K - I mean, if you want to. I went with the name Defective Cupid cuz I have this tendency to pair people up. Yeah, y'all know it. "SHIPPING". Haha, I'm so deep into the art of shipping that I don't even pay attention to my own love life, like it doesn't even exist and I only survive by feeding on my ships love for each other. I consider myself a defective one cuz, usually cupids would go on and pair people up and make it work out. But me, on the other hand, pair people up but I don't do anything about it except pray, cry, and write fanfics about them. In rare cases, though, they do end up canon. Which makes Defective-Cupid so so happy.
I'm 19 this year (2017) and I follow a lot of fandoms.
Haha yeah, hi. Nice to meet you all ;).
I would go on about the things I like and dislike (etc), but some people don't care much about things like these. Also, I'd like to keep my profile brief - unless you guys like long ass biographies about the author.
May 4, 2017
SO - I'm currently shoulders deep into the Alvinnn And The Chipmunks series and I'm into - judge me all you want for this but I just can't help myself (sorry) - the Alvon ship.
Favorite Pairings in order:
Alvin/Simon - I mean, they practically complete each other. Also, characters who usually fight or argue and are opposites from one another are usually the types I'm compelled to ship together. C'mon, what Alvin lacks, Simon has, - and what Simon lacks, Alvin has. They are meant to be! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. God, I'm tearing up. Don't look at me.
Simon/Brittany - Again, this ties back to the whole "being opposites and completing each other" thing but these two don't interact much so I didn't end up shipping the two the most. But I do find the idea adorable. I mean, there's not enough popular preppy girl falls for nerdy guy stories! BUT THERE SHOULD BE!
Alvin/Jeanette - This pairing is a little more cliche'd. Cool guy loves nerd girl. Still, it's cute I guess.
Simon/Jeanette - I don't really like the pairings that act and think very similarly to one another. I don't know...nerdy guy goes with nerdy girl...it's not really that exciting. It's like putting bread on bread with nothing in between. Also, this is just my opinion, I think Simon and Jeanette look more like siblings than the actual brothers and actual sisters since they look and act alike. Same goes with Alvin and Brittany.
Alvin/Brittany - prepy guy with prepy girl. I don't know...I always pictured them kinda unhappy together...but maybe that's because they're still young and immature.
...Theodore and Eleanor are not a part of my ships...I don't know, they look really identical to one another and I mostly just viewed the two as adorable lil babies who don't need to rush into love and lust and stuff yet...they're adorable the way they are. Supporting everyone and being their cute lil self.
Favorite Chipmunks - I don't have any favorites with the Chipettes...I don't see them much so I can't really determine accurately as to who I favor more.
Simon - I really don't know what it is about him that I find very adorable. I mean, Theodore is the adorable one but Simon makes me feel all giddy and happy inside. He's my dorky lil baby. He's a-dork-able. And most of the time, I make Simon hurt more in my fanfics...I'm pretty sure it's for the purpose of making Alvin take care and worry for him more. Also, he makes me wanna tease him.
Alvin - He's charming, and love the moments where he shows his protectiveness towards his brothers. It warms my insides.
Theodore - He's my second baby. So cute. So chubby. So round and fluffy. UGH. I wanna protect this angel. You'll find me not attacking Theodore that much in my stories, this is cuz I feel like I'm literally beating a puppy - err...well, a baby chipmunk - to death and it makes me feel HORRIBLE.
That's pretty much it for now, I'm currently working on a fanfic based on the Alvon ship cuz I'm obsessed like that.