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Sup guys I'm Defective Cupid but you guys can just call me K - I mean, if you want to. I went with the name Defective Cupid cuz I have this tendency to pair people up. Yeah, y'all know it. "SHIPPING". Haha, I'm so deep into the art of shipping that I don't even pay attention to my own love life, like it doesn't even exist and I only survive by feeding on my ships love for each other. I consider myself a defective one cuz, usually cupids would go on and pair people up and make it work out. But me, on the other hand, pair people up but I don't do anything about it except pray, cry, and write fanfics about them. In rare cases, though, they do end up canon. Which makes Defective-Cupid so so happy.

I'm 19 this year (2017) and I follow a lot of fandoms.

Haha yeah, hi. Nice to meet you all ;).

I would go on about the things I like and dislike (etc), but some people don't care much about things like these. Also, I'd like to keep my profile brief - unless you guys like long ass biographies about the author.


May 4, 2017

SO - I'm currently shoulders deep into the Alvinnn And The Chipmunks series and I'm into - judge me all you want for this but I just can't help myself (sorry) - the Alvon ship.

Favorite Pairings in order:

Alvin/Simon - I mean, they practically complete each other. Also, characters who usually fight or argue and are opposites from one another are usually the types I'm compelled to ship together. C'mon, what Alvin lacks, Simon has, - and what Simon lacks, Alvin has. They are meant to be! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. God, I'm tearing up. Don't look at me.

Simon/Brittany - Again, this ties back to the whole "being opposites and completing each other" thing but these two don't interact much so I didn't end up shipping the two the most. But I do find the idea adorable. I mean, there's not enough popular preppy girl falls for nerdy guy stories! BUT THERE SHOULD BE!

Alvin/Jeanette - This pairing is a little more cliche'd. Cool guy loves nerd girl. Still, it's cute I guess.

Simon/Jeanette - I don't really like the pairings that act and think very similarly to one another. I don't know...nerdy guy goes with nerdy girl...it's not really that exciting. It's like putting bread on bread with nothing in between. Also, this is just my opinion, I think Simon and Jeanette look more like siblings than the actual brothers and actual sisters since they look and act alike. Same goes with Alvin and Brittany.

Alvin/Brittany - prepy guy with prepy girl. I don't know...I always pictured them kinda unhappy together...but maybe that's because they're still young and immature.

...Theodore and Eleanor are not a part of my ships...I don't know, they look really identical to one another and I mostly just viewed the two as adorable lil babies who don't need to rush into love and lust and stuff yet...they're adorable the way they are. Supporting everyone and being their cute lil self.

Favorite Chipmunks - I don't have any favorites with the Chipettes...I don't see them much so I can't really determine accurately as to who I favor more.

Simon - I really don't know what it is about him that I find very adorable. I mean, Theodore is the adorable one but Simon makes me feel all giddy and happy inside. He's my dorky lil baby. He's a-dork-able. And most of the time, I make Simon hurt more in my fanfics...I'm pretty sure it's for the purpose of making Alvin take care and worry for him more. Also, he makes me wanna tease him.

Alvin - He's charming, and love the moments where he shows his protectiveness towards his brothers. It warms my insides.

Theodore - He's my second baby. So cute. So chubby. So round and fluffy. UGH. I wanna protect this angel. You'll find me not attacking Theodore that much in my stories, this is cuz I feel like I'm literally beating a puppy - err...well, a baby chipmunk - to death and it makes me feel HORRIBLE.

That's pretty much it for now, I'm currently working on a fanfic based on the Alvon ship cuz I'm obsessed like that.

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Achieving an Ace by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
Alvin finds out just how far Simon's willing to go for a little extra credit. Turns out it sparks a lot more than just academic satisfaction. Complete one-off AlvinxSimon based on my own challenge: no plot, just sex. Very Mature, ALVON, total smut.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26 - [Alvin S., Simon S.] - Complete
The Longest Dark by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
After a terrible accident leaves Alvin and Simon without their baby brother, the two find themselves reassessing how they feel about each other in the wake of such a heavy loss. One-shot ALVON fluffiness, rated M for incest.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22 - [Alvin S., Simon S.] - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Once-Upon-a-Slash-Story reviews
The boys are left at a Nanny's house while Dave is in Florida, though soon after their arrival Ms. Sangray and her ex husband start becoming extremely abusive towards them. So with no way to contact Dave and their pride stopping them from getting help, can they survive the abuse until Dave gets back? Warnings: Child Abuse, Rape, Self Harm, Attempted Suicide, Sexual Abuse of a Child
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,673 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Simon S., Alvin S., Theodore S.
I wish by HappyDagger743 reviews
It made him happy. It once did. Now it's tearing him apart and he can't do something to fix it. In the middle of a cold January month, Alvin discovers Simon's relationship with an unknown boy. While his brother feels ever so happy, Alvin can't point out why he feels the complete opposite. Not only by the unexpected fact, but also towards Simon.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Simon S., Alvin S.
Stench of Regret by sonicfan1990 reviews
Loosely based on the episode To Serve and Protect of the CGI series. Alvin's pranks and taunts have finally taken their toll on Simon, making him give up his position as the Safety Supervisor. But then, what Alvin didn't expect is that his actions have inadvertently caused poor Simon to fall ill on the day the family is due to go to the Smithsonian Museum. Can Alvin fix this?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Simon S., Alvin S.
Love, Sex, and Science by Munk19 reviews
When Alvin and Simon become partners for their psychology project, they work together to research the theory of sex and whether or not it affects the ability for someone to fall in love. However, things take a dramatic turn when the two brothers decide to experiment their project with each other - all the while developing their relationship with their significant counterpart.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Alvin S., Simon S.]
Till Death Do Us Part: A Newly Wed's Mission Temporarily on Hiatus by Too Insane For You reviews
The Fifth gives Naruto and Hinata an A-Class Mission, which involves pretending to be newly weds. Will this be a new era to their friendship? Could this bloom into more? Without the two, the other shinobi are left to spend time with each other and develop feelings. What will happen? NaruHina. NejiTen. SasuSaku. KibaIno. ShikaTema. Hope you enjoy. R&R. Sorry for the summary :))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,643 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Spring 3: Undisclosed by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
In Spring 2: Said and Done, we learned that Jeanette was plotting something pretty horrid. During the three days, Alvin wasn't himself, and he now has to try and fix everything he did, whilst figuring out what exactly that was. ALVON don't like it, don't read it. It's a waste of your time, I plan for this to be a long story. I recommend reading the first two before reading this.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Simon S., Alvin S.
Jealousy by in your dreams as well reviews
What happens when Hinata shows less interest in Naruto?... and why does Naruto feel like getting her attention back? ... and is Naruto jealous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Which to choose by Mr.OrangeBliss reviews
Usually Brief is all for Panty, but what if a goth-like girl starts pulling his heart strings too? Will he be able to stay at Panty's side, or will he go for her sister?
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - [Stocking A., Briefers R./Brief]
Disguise by Kura-Yami nakusshite Hikari na reviews
Stuck as a model and live mannequin for Brittany's dresses, Simon is determined to keep his task a secret. When Alvin stumbles upon him the first time around, it seems he doesn't recognize him and Simon becomes confused by how he reacts to the one-sided flirting. What will Alvin do when he discovers Simon's secret? And what happens when 'Simone' starts flirting back? Cartoon verse
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Simon S., Alvin S.
Daydreams by awesomeinhumanfrom reviews
Hinata is not a typical village girl. No matter how hard she tries, trouble follows her nearly as persistently as her family ignores her. And one day, the trouble comes in the form of a demon-infested forest. Naruto is booored. There is nothing to do, until his luck turns and a tasty morsel presents herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Beats and Flowers by Eviltwin05 reviews
Prince Dave of Derse is to be married to the Prospit Princess but he doesn't want to go through with it so he decides to raise a plot to end the engagement before it even starts! Dave/Jade and more couples to be shown later!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
Being Heard by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
Things start shaking up when Alvin loses his voice after a concert - at first the family take it as a joke, but it's not just Alvin who has to deal with it. - 'tis an Alvon story (not brotherly, romantically), so there: you have been warned! Rated M for safety. Light story just as comic relief from Spring.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Simon S., Alvin S.
To Walk With You by MrAzazael reviews
Set a few hours after the battle with Pein. Naruto is not only coming to terms with the progress he has made, he's also coming to terms with Hinata's confession. Whilst he is battling with his own feelings, Sakura can't believe how much she has come to rely on and care for the blond goofball. But it can't be love... can it? Naruto has to choose... NaruHina/NaruSaku (more NaruHina)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,296 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Like Everything Sweet by Fushigi Doll reviews
NaruHina. Naruto likes everything sweet. Sweet Soup? Yes. Sweet Chocolates? Yes. Sweet...Hinata? Oh, definitely YES.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tiptoe Higher by espeonbounce reviews
Shippu! Konoha Gakuen Den! AU. Two-Shot. Naruto has gained interest in Hinata after their date. "What a second! It was a date?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
All For You by pinupdancer reviews
Simon is yet again serenaded by his older brother. Alvon suggested. Rated T for light sexual suggestion.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
Throwing knives and movie nights by chocolateApples reviews
Jade has a reputation of throwing random shit through Dave's window.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
We All Watch the Same Sunset by Blaze0843 reviews
Because she'll always be watching those sunset eyes of yours.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
Between a Rock and a Weird Place by VegetarianEuphemisms reviews
Jade gets invited to spend the summer at Daves apartment, hilarious antics ensue. post scratch au, trolls and kids live amongst each other, because ships is why. slight amount of implied bro/dad WHOOPS this is so cracky it should collapse by now.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Jade H., Dave S.
A Little Misunderstanding by Kura-Yami nakusshite Hikari na reviews
After Alvin says some hurtful words during an argument between himself and Simon, he is determined to prove to his brother that he is more important to him than he lets on. Alvon. Cartoon version. Review please. Rating now M! Warning: SEX!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Our First Kiss by Kura-Yami nakusshite Hikari na reviews
Sequel to How it All Began. Simon doesn't know how to feel about the park event, and little does he know, neither does Alvin. Cartoon verse. Read and review please. One-shot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
How it All Began by Kura-Yami nakusshite Hikari na reviews
Just an Alvon drabble I wrote to go along with a drawing I made of them. Please read and review! Cartoon version. OneShot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
A Blackmailed Prom by Simon Seville reviews
Right before the beginning of the year prom, Brittany brakes up with Alvin. Now who is he going to go to prom with? In the end though, blackmaing is always the answer. This is not an Alvon fic. At least I don't think it's going to be.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alvin S., Simon S.
Mischievous Experiments by mpkio2 reviews
Alvin and Simon were never close with each other. Fights always broke out between the two. But what happens when both brothers realize their anger towards each other is so much more than "Brotherly Love"? AlvinxSimon Incest Rated T
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alvin S., Simon S.
The Bad Boy and The Bookworm by RadioBlast reviews
Alvin /x/ Simon. Rated for future chapters. I suck at summeries, so just give it a chance :D
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008
Another Typical Night by Kura-Yami nakusshite Hikari na reviews
It's a short story inspired by another story, but I didn't steal anything. I just thought of it, hope you enjoy! Review
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete