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Author has written 1 story for Total War series.

In case you want to know I only wright about: animals, magic,Timetravel,Beasts and Romans.Currently working on The Iddocy.Pm if you need anything,eg. writing requests or forum biz.Thanks

1) Warning:For warrior fans only.Follow example.

Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order!

1. Flametail

2. Dovewing

3. Bumblestripe

4. Crowfrost

5. Hollyleaf

6. Lionblaze

7. Jayfeather

8. Firestar

9. Sandstorm

10. Graystripe

11. Tigerheart

12. Cinderheart

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Flamefrost...pretty cool

3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Dovestripe perfect

4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Hollywing... no I'd never make fun of a cat

5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Flameleaf... adventure...

6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Doveflame...,and Bumbleholly... Dumble!

7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Bumbletail... The tail of the Bumble will rise above and save the clan.

8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Frostwing-a white she-cat with ice-blue eyes

9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Bumbleflame... hyper tom!

10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Hollyleaf and Bumblestripe... Dovewing would just go back to Tigerheart but Bumblestripe's heart is with her and Hollyleaf is in StarClan. NO!

11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Sanddtorm were looking for a mate...Lionblaze or Crowfrost... Crowfrost is ShadowClan and Lionblaze is her kin... She's Firestar's girl. Neither!

12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Flametail and Graystripe fighting over Jayfeather... Nope!

13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Dovewing and Firestar... No they're kin plus Firestar is dead

14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Jayfeather walked in on Hollyleaf and Graystripe making out... Jayfeather's blind he wouldn't care

15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Crowfrost make out with or Firestar slap Bumblestripe.

16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Not that i know of HollyXFlame is bad! Flame is a med cat

17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Lionblaze and Firestar... Ginger kits

18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Crowfrost and Jayfeather none Hayfeather would claw his ears off

19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Bumblestripe got into a Fight with Lionblaze Firestar would punish both for fighting

20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Lionblaze and Tigerheart... Not that I know of

21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Crowfrost of ShadowClan? nawwww.

22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Cinderheart and Firestar... Idk

23)Do you recall any fics about 9?

No...

24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Dovewing and Lionblaze... they're kin... maybe...

25)5/9 or 5/10?

HollyXSand or HollyXGray? HollyXGray!

26)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Jayfeather walked in on Firestar and Dovewing kissing...

Jayfeather is blind...

27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Bumblestripe Graystripe Fanfic...

Will the father protect his kit?

28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Flametail and Firestar?

NO!

29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Jayfeather and Cinderheart...

Already been in the actual books!

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Graystripe

"Woah!"

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Firestar... eye of the Tiger!

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Flaimetail Lionblaze and Cinderheart...

Beware Flametail Lionblaze and Cinderheart made out in your nest

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Graystripe on Dovewing?

"Hey girl how you doing?"

"Good!"

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Flametail and Firestar are in a happy relationship until Hollyleaf runs off with Sandstorm After Firestar dumps Flametail for Cinderheart, Lionblaze gets upset and retaliates by dating Cinderheart XD. Alone and broken-hearted, Flametail travels in search of a friend. Finally, Flametail meets Crowfrost and Jayfeather. The three loners meet Graystripe, who tells each of them to look for love. Crowfrost finds Bumblestripe, Jayfeather gets Tigerheart, but now Flametail is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Lionblaze and Dovewing!

35)What would be a good title for this?

CRAZYNESS

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/comfort/romance

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

...Flametail...is dead!

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P.s this is only if you are are warriors fan.I copy and pasted it.I hate beiber ;D

Romaniacs guide of good qoutes

Rules were made to be broken

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again

If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence you failed

Never give up

Best friends don't let you do stupid stuff . . . alone

I click my pen when I'm bored . . . or just to annoy the teacher

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

She is my best friend. She laughs? I laugh. She cries? I cry. She falls down the stairs? I laugh. Then I fall down because I'm laughing so much and laugh even louder.

You know he's your best friend when she can understand you with your mouth full

Some say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty. I say, "Are you going to drink that?"

Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station

People who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face

Without me you're just awesome. XD

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar because you never leave my mind coz you're such a doofus.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot

Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . .

When you get caught staring at hem, just remember, she was looking back.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life

The best feeling is when you look at her and she's already staring

Wasn't Peeta also on fire?

Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. We don't have to be like 'Oh yeah, that purse is okay' or like 'Yeah I like that band's early stuff.' Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can't-control-yourself-love it. When people call you a nerd, they are saying 'You like stuff,' which is not a good insult at all.

Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all

Romaniacs Pointless Advice

Life is crazy, isn't it great we can share it with others

'I like trains' won't work on your enemies, but it gives you personal satisfaction(To under stand this wactch ASDF movies on youtube)

Younger siblings were made to annoy you. So how do you think your older siblings see you

Death to the world, I'm drinking Solo

There are two types of teachers, the cows and the angels. Unfortunately, most of the time they're cows

Don't follow in my footsteps, I'm known to walk into walls

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them

When in doubt, push random buttons!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide

When all else fails, use duct tape

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Don't think about yourself as ugly. Think about yourself as a beautiful monkey

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

I was normal before I met the freaks I call my friends! (For example, my Brother , she's insane)

You know when your insane when your friends can piture you on top of the Cork Opera house singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and it goes a bit like this"

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force [A brick? XD]

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

School = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and 11 years of Hell

Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Dublin Harbour Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important

If you can't convince them, confuse them

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem . . .

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

Remember that some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them [Stupid laws]

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive

If all else fails, try reading the instructions [most of the time it doesn't work]

Lying is the most fun a boy can have, without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me

You're not short, you're vertically challenged

It doesn't matter how old you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone you answer it

I'm not insane, I'm mentally awesome

Get stoned, eat wet cerment

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation

I don't have a drinking problem I'm just really thirsty

Problem: no keyboard found. Press F1 to continue

The world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes [XD]

I'm a special type of colour blind . . . I can't see ugly people . . . anyways, where is half our class today?

Monkeys are cool . . . so is ice cream

Gum is chewy . . . so is something from Star Wars

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (L: Bold, H: Strange I thingy)

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Restaurant Thunderclan by WarriorsRule4 reviews
Firestar and Sandstorm open a restaurant. Watch the chaos unfold as Tigerstar becomes head chef, Scourge leads the emergency services and Jayfeather becomes a waiter! Rated T just in case.
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The Iddocy reviews
Our hero cap.Domitian signs up in an age of turmoil and picks to fight misfits and greek rebles.But rome its self wont stand to its rules as mercinarys spys and assasins attack.
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