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I use fanfiction as both a distraction from the stress of real life and, well, for entertainment. I'm an engineer in the actual world, so I'm very...hmm, analytical is a good way to put it, I think. I'll get around to writing something eventually.

I guess the best way to put my personality is that I'm a dreamer. Not a "head-in-the-clouds" type, but definitely a guy who tries to always see the big picture. I'm a pragmatist to a fault, tempered to a degree by moral judgements. As an extreme example: I'll support torture if it's the only option, but if there's something else that would get the information without putting lives in danger, I'd prefer that second way. I guess I'm also very Rawlsian in that I'm a huge proponent of the veil of ignorance and its pragmatic approach to societal good. You can't fully satisfy everyone, but you can satisfy everyone to some degree.

I started reading by teaching myself at age 5; by 5th grade I was reading War and Peace, Les Misérables, and Don Quixote. I don't think I'm a genius, but I do think I'm very intelligent. My tastes reflect that.

My interests in fiction tend towards the setting as a primary point of interest, then to the plot, then to the characters. I'm a huge fan of Sci-Fi, usually older works. I love Niven and Clarke, I adore Pohl and Asimov, and I worship Zelazny.

Fantasy-wise, it's a bit more complicated. Tolkien and Pratchett are the top, for the former's incredible worldbuilding and the latter's...well, everything. Seriously, go read his books. My personal favorites are Reaper Man, Thief of Time, Night Watch, and Thud!. Death's speech at the end of the first is easily up there for my favorite climactic moments in the entirety of literature, the plot and characters of the second make it my favorite of all of his books, Night Watch is like Les Miserables but better, and Thud! features another of the best moments in all of literature (The Guarding Dark. Anyone who has read the book knows immediately what I'm talking about.)

JK Rowling is up there on the one hand, but abysmal on the other. You see, the world she created is just a bit below Middle-Earth and the Discworld on the "oh wow, this is incredible" scale, but past book 5, she started trying to force her already developed characters into a different plot structure. She totally destroyed the characters of Harry and Hermione, depicted the former in a relationship with someone who didn't know enough about how he worked, and the latter in an outright abusive relationship, neither of these attractions being hinted at prior to book 6. I really don't like Ron/Hermione, it's an absolutely horrible relationship and would be extremely unhealthy in real life, much less unlikely to happen. Hell, even Rowling herself admitted it. (I have a lot of Harry/Hermione stories in my favorites list because that's the one pairing that: a) is relatively common, and b) does not involve pedophilia that can be assured to not have Ron/Hermione involved. My actual preference is probably Harry/Luna.)


Rules of fanfiction:

In my time on this site, I've read way too many stories. I've found a few things I think people should endeavor to follow. These are by no means exact, but still.

Rule 1: One "What if?" is enough.

So many stories say something like (and if some story actually has this, I absolutely do not apologize, because it's stupid as heck,) "What if Harry moved to Japan? What if he was raised by Sailor Moon? What if he became a Sailor Scout?" (I have no clue whether this is even possible, as my knowledge of Sailor Moon is limited, to say the least.) You know what you should do? Don't phrase everything as a question. Try for more pizzazz: "When Harry moved to Japan, he never expected to find a family. Much less become a magical girl." This was from less than a minute of my time, and it sounds so much better. You get the same info across, but it's very clearly presented, and sounds a hell of a lot less contrived. In fact, if you want, you can cut out the second part: the important thing is that there's only one big "What if?" involved. You have to make it seem like Harry moving to Japan will logically result in your crossover working, not that it's all completely contrived. That veneer of legitimacy is incredibly important, because it forces you to actually figure out how to get things to the point you want them to be at. You have to actually show why Harry moving to Japan will turn him into a Magical Girl. That's helpful for the audience and the author.

Rule 1.5: Variants of "What if?" also count:

"By a twist of fate" sounds stupid. "In a weird circumstance" sounds only marginally less so. I don't care how you word it, too many author interferences are dumb.

Rule 2: No gratuitous language quirks.

Sorry, but no one has their reading experience improved by you using random Japanese honorifics or *shudder* actual Japanese in your stories, especially when you translate the damn words at the bottom of the page. Oh, wait, I'm not sorry at all. This practice is fucking stupid, even if the first (honorifics) is one I'll grudgingly admit can be used as a shortcut to imply the relationship between characters. However, it's just that: a shortcut. Tone, body language, mannerisms: those are what good writers use when writing in English, not honorifics cribbed from Japanese. The second (random words translated) has absolutely no place in a story. I don't give a shit if you pine for Glorious Nippon or whatever, you don't make anyone's reading experience better by using baby's first Japanese text replacement. You aren't smart, you aren't interesting, and you are damn well not writing in Japanese: it's like a Japanese writer transliterating random English words with Japanese equivalents, and using them instead of Japanese for no goddamn reason. If you're writing an anime fanfic, by all means use honorifics: however, much like actual professional translators, when you translate, you should translate everything.

Rule 3: Reveal any yaoi beforehand.

A significant portion of this site only read yaoi stories, and a significant portion never read yaoi stories. Some don't because of religious reasons, some because it makes them uncomfortable and alienates them from the protagonist, yadda yadda. I don't because Yaoi is never actually depicted in a healthy manner. And because it inevitably involves changes in sexual orientation/gender etc (see "rule" 3.5). The point is, a lot of people want to know whether the story they're reading contains yaoi or not. It's not hard to do, just write an author's note at the start of the story noting the presence of yaoi, or, better yet, include it in the summary. It saves the author flames, the reader time, and everyone ends up happier. (Yuri, the female equivalent, is in the same boat.)

"Rule" 3.5: Don't change genders or sexual orientation.

This isn't a rule, per say, but I will not read any stories of this type. So for my sake alone, at least note that you're doing this early on. I'll make an exception if the story is written before the sexual orientation/gender of a character has been revealed: i.e. Blaise Zabini from a while back being a lady, Dumbles having a wife, Haku being female, etc. Post-reveal, this is a big no-no for me. Like, "stop reading immediately, explain why, even for an otherwise good story" no-no. It legitimately makes me uncomfortable.

Rule 4: Ellipses are not your friend.

Stories like this...are completely unreadable...because...they...don't show...any grammatical mastery... No, seriously, fuck ellipses. They certainly have their place, but it's not in the middle of every conversation. It represents statements that trail off. There is no conceivable way that every single statement made can do that. It's also not a good way to indicate silences: just describe the silence itself. There is no fucking reason why people abuse the ellipse when a fucking period works better. It's like ending every sentence with an exclamation mark. Don't do this. Just don't.

Rule 5: Clothing deserves 1 sentence, Max.

The exact clothes that a character is wearing is almost always completely irrelevant to the story, and exists solely for the author to play mental dressup. No. One. Cares. It's a waste of time to write, and a waste of time to read. Each individual article of clothing doesn't need to be described: this goes double for mentioning jewelry in any context other than a formal occasion...in which case a maximum of five sentences is enough. An exception should be made for any special abilities or equipment involved with the clothing, but otherwise, it's really not important. (I guess it's okay if you're using it only as a way to flesh out a scene, rather than as the focus of a scene.)

Rule 6: Never use an Original Character when an actual character can be used instead.

I would hope this is obvious. You (and this is directed at you, the reader of this, unless your penname is The Santi,) are not as good at writing OCs as you think you are. Canon characters come with a convenient variety of inbuilt traits, relationships, goals, and abilities. Introducing an OC into the mix is tempting, but ultimately self-defeating, since it means reworking the relationships and psyches of every other living being (or deceased, even!) who knows this person. And if you just go the "oh, they're a stranger" route, you have to work extremely hard to make it look like a non-deus ex machina. This all goes double for self-inserts or first person OC perspectives, by the way. And it goes triple for OC self-insert first person perspective stories. (Don't write those.)

Rule 7: Never change canon more than needed.

One of the hallmarks of terrible stories on this site is continual changes to canon to make up for "mistakes" created by earlier changes in canon, or, worse, changes for no reason at all. If a change isn't integral to a story, do without it. The best stories on this site change only a single thing (whether it's an event, a death, a set of deaths, etc.) and run with it. There's a point of divergence, and past that, things flow logically. This rule is often connected to rules 1, 3.5, and 6. Try plotting out a story beforehand, or at least outlining it. It helps you figure out what to change. An exception exists for crossovers or actual additions to the story. And, above all, do not introduce changes in the middle of the story without thoroughly giving a good reason for them. The Potters should not pop up in an intense care ward 20 chapters in. Kushina Uzumaki shouldn't be alive. If they are, you'd damn well have a good reason for it.


Some of the series I enjoy reading about most are the following, for given reasons: (Favorite characters included)

Harry Potter: For the worldbuilding (consisting of the magic system and society built around it,) and for the limitless ability to fit near anything into the story and justify it. The world of magic is wide open in JK Rowling's world, and I can't think of a series that has more potential for fanfiction and exploration of the subject than Harry Potter. Favorite characters: Fred and George, Dumbledore, Sirius, Luna.

NGE: I like the giant robot fights, mostly. It's not profound or anything (the symbolism is undercut by how laughably little the writers actually knew about Kabbalism,) but the setting is pretty interesting and it's open to a lot of character variation. Favorite characters: Gendo, Misato.

Dresden Files: Same reasons as Harry Potter, mostly. Also the world is a bit more noir-ish than Harry Potter, which is cool. Favorite Characters: Damn Near Everyone...but Dresden is the best.

Naruto: Lots of cool variations on the Jutsus, massive crossover potential, an outright interesting storyline. It's a shame I can't stand canon Naruto until he got the absurd hyperactivity out of his system. And that I think everything past Madara transforming into a woman (it's seriously weird,) is complete garbage. All that Zetsu shit, every single thing involving the Rabbit Goddess...just get me back to the ninja fights, not the highly-glorified staring contests (You get an eye power! And you get an eye power! Everybody gets an eye power!) Favorite Characters: Anko, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Tenten, Killer Bee.

Buffy: I like Xander, and Willow was really cool earlier in the series. The setting is also good for exploration. Favorite Characters: Xander, Early-Willow.


And some series I like, but not for fanfiction purposes:

Discworld: Quite literally the funniest series I'll ever read. And one of the most touching. And most dramatic, and saddest, and most profound, and most intelligent, and...look, I will state outright that I believe it to be the perfect series. Sure, it has its faults, and some of the books aren't as good as the others, but the best books are just...perfect. There's something indescribable about these stories: from the God of Evolution's perfect creation (for my money the funniest punchline ever written,) to the perfect moment at the end of Thief of Time; from the Insurance jokes in the first book to the grief of Sam Vimes in the twenty-ninth; from the world of mirrors in Witches Abroad to the post office in Going Postal. This is the greatest series ever created.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A sci-fi version of Discworld. Maybe not quite as good, but certainly fantastic.

That's about it. Many of my favorite stories are one-shot novels or short stories, not components of a series. Some of those include:

The City and the Stars: This thing forms the single greatest influence on my ideals to this day. My utopia is Diaspar with continued research.

Gateway: There's something about the feeling of discovery; of the unknown. It's terrifying but thrilling. That's this book. It's all about the unknown, and how we respond to it. Sure, it's also about psychology, but it's really a story about how we face ourselves when we venture into the unknown.

Lord of Light: This story is incredible. I'll just go with a quote: "His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god."

For a Breath I Tarry: The single greatest story I've ever read. It's a story of what it means to be human, as shown by a mechanical post-apocalyptic version of the legend of Faust and the story of Job. The single greatest influence on me. It's expressed beautifully, in a near-biblical style, and it's just...amazing. If you need to figure me out, just know that I'm the type of person who loves stories like this.

The Last Question: Read it, and you'll know why. The second to last line, in particular.

'Repent Harlequin', said the Ticktockman: It's a simple story of rebellion at its core, but the way it's presented is incredible.

Nightfall: A story about the primal fear of the dark that lurks within us all.

The Star: Read the last line of this story, and you'll understand. Even if you're not a Christian (like me! I'm Jewish.)

The Game of Blood and Dust: I like alternate history.

Comes Now the Power/Divine Madness: Zelazny at his tragic best. Just read them. You'll see.

The Last Defender of Camelot: The greatest ending to an epic ever written. Think of it as the inverse counterpart to A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.


A List of Logical Fallacies, and Why They Are Listed:

1) I'll get to this. But, as a placeholder: critics don't need to write stories to find flaws in them. Take it up with the first literary critics...in ancient fucking greece. Or even earlier. I don't write because I'm way too self-deprecating, compare all of my stories to published authors, and have a hard time working up the will to write dialogue and thought processes.

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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,447 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 157 - Words: 708,527 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/4/2005
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 6,181 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,966 - Reviews: 5312 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 9,601 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The Unbound Soul by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,869 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Kosuke M., Shikaku N., Yamato
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13911 - Favs: 16,878 - Follows: 14,320 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 6,288 - Follows: 7,319 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7180 - Favs: 6,529 - Follows: 7,568 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Other Transcendent by MaelstromBankai reviews
Unforeseen circumstances changed the battle with the Rabbit Goddess. Now I'm stuck in this new world, unable to get back and so damned bored. No wonder Madara was a dick. Still, I can't exactly complain; Devils, Angels and all that? Who wouldn't be interested? Now, if only I could get that damned pervert off my back...
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Rias G., H. Akeno
High School DxD: Fool of Change by King of the fake World reviews
The adventure has ended. The lies were banished. But that is no guarantee that no new dangers come up. He learned that the hard way, when someone he never met before attacked him. So, what will you do, Narukami Yu? Stand between all you see? On one side? Or away from them?
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Souji S./Yuu N.
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Crossover with Oblivion. Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,373 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/13/2011
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3285 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,132 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/12/2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Beyond the Scars by Aurora Vampiris reviews
Post HBP. Harry Potter abandons his friends and flees in a desperate attempt to follow a training regime Dumbledore asked him to follow, prior to his death. But as Harry goes through the motions, he finds that the true enemy is not Voldemort, but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,488 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,960 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,049 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7770 - Favs: 7,055 - Follows: 5,908 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 5,500 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Phantom of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Henge. Transformation. Able to change your form into someone or something else. An E-rank technique. Considered almost useless at the higher echelons of power. Let's see a fox turn that sort of thinking upside down.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 973 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Naruto U.
Fruit of the Devil by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
As unhappy as he was with some aspects of his life, Harry Potter never wanted to be torn from his world and thrown into a new world as some kind of twisted reward. He certainly wasn't happy with the deities that were playing with his life and it is his new world that will suffer for his presence; Marauder Style. NO pairings/NO Romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sun and Moon by MaelstromBankai reviews
Things changed for the worse the instant Madara revived himself using Obito. Now, stranded in a world that fears change, unable to forget the horrors of that night, the last people of the Elemental Nations try and piece their lives back together. A chance encounter, overly paranoid gods and stubborn evils may get in their way, but they'll find means of dealing with those.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ninety-Nine Trope Subversions And A Deckchair Party by NothingPretentious reviews
Harry Potter and friends kick back and relax at the First Annual Post-Voldemort Party And Jamboree. What did Bill Weasley refer to as his "Rod of Wonder"? Where is Crabbe Castle? How did Voldemort get an army of steampunk ice giants? Who is Albus Baker? What does Hermione need the chloroform for? Why is Ginny a lich? Get ready for none of these questions, and more, to be answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2014
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 5,613 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
To Be A Master by Tactition101 reviews
The Shadow Clone jutsu wasn't the only thing Naruto walked away with when he took the Forbidden scroll. He found three creatures that the world hadn't seen in a long time sealed as well. Find out what happens when Naruto becomes a Pokemon Trainer. Update Time Frame is roughly once every eight weeks.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,783 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,606 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mitarashi Naruto and Team 13 REWRITE by microzombie reviews
What would happen if Konoha's resident demon was adopted by Konoha's resident psychopath? Let's find out shall we! Rating may be upgraded to M at some point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Kurotsuchi, Naruto U., Tenten] Anko M.
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
The Leviathan And The Fox by Shadow Knight Lancelot reviews
Over thousands of years has passed, and he diligently watched over the prison he created for Kaguya. He never expected for someone to get pass the dimensional barrier he created. Refusing to let him stew in his loneliness, she visited as often as she could. For over a century she did this, and he was grateful to her. She prevented his fall to insanity. She was his beloved.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 870 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Naruto U., Serafall L. - Complete
Magic is eternal, life is not by Red Furry Demon reviews
After being introduced to the wizarding society, Harry soon decides to be Voldemort's rival rather than a victim - but who said it's easy to become a Dark Lord? AU. Starts along with PS/SS. Non-slash. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort, Albus D.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 6,146 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
One Universe to the Left by butalearner reviews
Harry is thoroughly enjoying the peace after such a long and desperate struggle against Voldemort. Of course, the peace goes up in flames when Harry accidentally transports himself to another universe where the Order, including a very different version of Harry Potter, still fights a losing battle against a far more cunning, far more powerful Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Holy Bananas Robin, It's The Fruitbat! by Lucillia reviews
Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 7,663 - Follows: 8,822 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 6,317 - Follows: 7,808 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The benefits and disadvantages of Immortality by Tipsy Writer reviews
Through the trials and tribulations of his first life, Harry Potter became the Master of Death. Unfortunately the title isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stuck in an endless cycle, reliving the same life over and over again, Harry's purpose now isn't to destroy Voldemort or protect Wizarding Britain, but rather to stave off the boredom as best he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 544 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Recipe for Change by Elunas reviews
Life, like it or not, Is always changing. See how one event, after the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, changes the Wizarding World more than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,890 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year, and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he have. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tale of the Gallant Familiar by RedhathackerSin reviews
Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jiraiya, Louise
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 389 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 263 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6209 - Favs: 9,984 - Follows: 11,470 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Foundation of Darkness by Hyaci reviews
A dark story about a dark Hermione. What if, instead of being a privileged daughter of dentists, she lived in a dingy little orphanage? A hopefully realistic approach to Hermione's descent into darkness... Dark Lady Hermione, Harmony pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,021 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 783 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Man who Lived, and Left by ManMadeofLasers reviews
After the death of Voldemort and everything he suffered to get there, Harry finds what he actually wants to do with his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his chaotic past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,861 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Two Sides by Nutjob10 reviews
Voldemort and Harry Potter had similar childhoods. Voldemort and Harry are polar opposites. What if they're not? What if the same circumstances that turned Voldemort down the path of evil occur in Harry's life?The story is set in a world where Harry realizes his true potential as the son of the brightest witch of her age and a wizard epitomizing the best of purebloods. With a twist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,771 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hedging Your Bets by peppymint reviews
As Ace's execution date approaches, one man takes unique steps to save him. Immortal!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Shanks, Ace - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Warcaster by The Crimson Lord reviews
The spell that should have killed sent its victim to a world where man bound machines to their will. Warcasters commanded and warjacks obeyed, and the Fates that had meant for the boy to carry a burden found instead a girl who stared at them beside the empty crib of her twin. Fifteen years have passed and the Dark Lord has returned. The Light must have a champion, but who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P.
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 6,719 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,646 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Unlucky Thirteen by RonsFriend reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry is killed by Voldemort in the forest, instead of arriving at Kings Cross, he arrives in Death's waiting room. Sent back to the age of 8, he must do it all again to save those he can and complete his destiny. Eventual H/Hr. Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Ginny bashing. Good Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 413 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Shinobi Amongst Godlings Book One by Tactition101 reviews
Take a son of Poseidon and add the chakra and experience of a century old wind using Jinchurikki. Let the pwnage begin.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 6,398 - Follows: 5,862 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Books and Cleverness by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! ON HOLD, WILL (eventually) BE REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,757 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
The Most Bizarre HP Pairing of All by David305 reviews
Rising to the challenge: someone asked, What's the strangest coupling you can imagine? Okay, I can imagine some pretty strange things. New in 01/14: The Ol' Switcheroo!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2002
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Night is When the Lion Stalks its Prey by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
This is my take on Reptilla28's 'Harry goes back in time' challenge. Will feature a more confident Harry, as well as a Darker-mindset Harry. There will be some bashing, though new targets. H/Hr. Rated M for language and the possibility of adult situations later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 203 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Pure Harmony, OneShot Edition by Rihaan reviews
Nothing but the sweet, humourous, AU romances of Harry and Hermione. Anything from K to M rating. First chapter is M; everything after is pretty tame. Please enjoy and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6837 - Favs: 8,509 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,788 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sirius Versus Hagrid: The Consequences by Norrrrrrrrrr reviews
Sirius won't take no for an answer when Hagrid tries to take Harry to the Dursleys, instead stealing him away and raising Harry himself. Harry is a changed child because of this and not in the ways you would expect. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and all I gain from this is writing practice. On permanent hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dead Fatherhood by Ruinus reviews
For James dying for Harry was easy. The hard part was witnessing everything that happened afterwards. Story from James' POV. H/Hr pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] James P.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Terminal Justice by Espadaoscura reviews
Third part of the Mr Black story "Make A Wish" by "Rorschach's Blot". I don't own this, it is all done by "Overkill A.K.A Irrational Intelligence" and whoever helped. I'm putting this up here because it deserves to be. I don't own Harry Potter or Justice League or this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,447 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 508 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
A New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 658 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The True Master of Death by Gaveupwriting reviews
Harry sacrificed himself in the fight against Voldemort, but this isn't the first time his destiny has claimed his life. However, this time he's the master of the Hallows. What happens when a new chance is interfered with by ancient powers? AU, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Shorties by David305 reviews
Just a few very short, often funny HP vignettes, starring your favorite gang. NEW 13/04: Harry and Mrs. Horntail
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Price of Ability by Appetite for Illusions reviews
Harry Potter starts to learn how to control his magic before Hogwarts. How will he cope with learning the "right way"? What changes will his own brand of magic bring to his life? This is not a superpowerful Harry, but that doesn't mean he's weak either. Detailed 7 year re-write, starting from pre-Hogwarts. No 'ship yet, he's only 11!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Winds of Time by ausland reviews
A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,557 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 193 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
The End by wshinwells7 reviews
This is a Harry/Hermione story I wrote after I read the 6th book. It was originally published on Portkey. Remus has been left with a task by the three that have left for the final task. Ron, Harry, and Hermione have taken all the precautions incase they don't survive...letters to the ones they love. Find out if they are read and the ones that are what they say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,348 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
To soar with feet firmly grounded by Arianna Scribbler
"Sometimes you let yourself think about what would have happened if you hadn't had to spend so much time running, if you hadn't been fighting since you were too young to understand what it meant, following Harry into battle because he was your friend and he needed looking after." POV second person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 1,012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter's Time Traveling Tale by hummingpetal reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Give this one a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 621 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Last Potter in England by AlaskanKing reviews
Harry has a different reaction to Hermione pushing him away in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shifting Winds by vagrantboy reviews
A sudden shift in the wind drastically changes not only the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, but Harry's life. I believe it should be fine as rated teen, but please message me if you disagree. It will be Harry/Hermione. No Character Bashing. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Taking Charge by Drauchenfyre reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
The Fault of a Certain Princess by panda-kun77 reviews
It wasn't her fault for being curious. The familiars everyone had were so interesting that she felt envious enough to want one. It most CERTAINLY wasn't her fault when she summoned a blonde man with whisker marks who ended up assaulting her. That was truly unexpected! Although, maybe it was her fault for keeping him anyway...? After all, familiars are said to be loyal to a fault.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 381 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G. - Complete
Never Lose Faith by TheGreatFox2000 reviews
In their seventh year, Harry admits his feelings to Hermione, only to be rejected. After Hogwarts, the war against Voldemort drives them apart...will Harry ever see Hermione again, or will he silently carry his love for her to the grave? A short one-shot, PG K for brief mentions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In His Time of Dying by MoonlitSky321 reviews
Harry's blood boiled. Oh yes, of course. He had saved them all form Voldemort, risked his life and actually died to defeat the Dark Lord, and this is how they repay him. They ignore him; after all, they don't need him anymore. He has done his purpose. They were safe and they can go and live their lives and throw him behind their footsteps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
AU phigorey: The Gashlycrumb Wizards by NothingPretentious reviews
Literary nonsense, with a question mark next to 'literary'. Just unmitigated Alternative Universe poppycock in the form of alphabetic verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alicia S., Blaise Z. - Complete
Buckbeak by DolphinPatronus22 reviews
"…and it's supposed to smell different to each of us according to what attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and-" H\Hr. 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
1001 Ways to take an Golden Egg from a Dragon by freakyfinger reviews
A series of OneShot ideas on how Harry beat the first task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Desperate Times by freakyfinger reviews
6th year AU. Harry knows that Malfoy is up to something, but Dumbledore won't do anything about it! What is it they say about desperate times?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is the Best Thing by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts one-shot, AU. While waiting to see if Ron survives a vicious attack, Harry and Hermione have a conversation that they've had before. Except this time it ends differently. Serious attempt at incorporating literary alchemy symbolism. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry, Bless Him, Hadn't Noticed a Thing by Raye of the Sunshine reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are just leaving the platform to go home after first year. What is Hermione's first impression of Ginny Weasley? A short one-shot, with a bit of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hold Page One! by avidbeader reviews
Post-OotP one-shot, AU. Hermione's ban on Rita Skeeter is about to expire, and she has a plan to give the reporter a very special scoop. What kind of stories will Rita chase now? And will it backfire on Hermione? H/Hr if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rita S., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Him or Me by Sillimaure reviews
Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not All Changes Are Visible by anthfan reviews
How Hermione deals with the immediate aftermath of the final battle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 10,688 - Follows: 10,090 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Dragon Fired Crackpipe Visions by Stick97 reviews
Drabble File! So obviously, there is something seriously wrong with me. I read one little comment on the forums, and voila! Crazy bizarro stuff. Take a look, but I am not to be held responsible if you run out of brain bleach or ruin a keyboard!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time Heals by anthfan reviews
Hermione deals with the ramifications of her scar in the year following the final battle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Harry by fantasyra reviews
The final installment in the Eight Shades Series. Spoilers for all prior story's inside. Independent, Highly skilled but not god like Harry, Timetravel. Harry finds himself once again 15, with all the memories from all Seven of his prior Shades.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,036 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Knights by TheBeardedOne reviews
The planet Krypton is no more, a single survivor sent to earth, to be found by... Thomas Wayne? An AU centered on Bruce Wayne and his brother, Clark. (Prequel to First Crisis)
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Broken Fates by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry learns through Sirius that he has family outside England. Being fed up with Dumbledore, he takes a chance and moves to Konoha. His presence in the village sets off a chain reaction and alters the fate of more than just himself. Harry/Anko
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Anko M.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 8,716 - Follows: 8,625 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm Fine by Romantic Silence reviews
Ginny is attending Harry and Hermione's wedding and her thoughts during the reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 7,921 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Great Wizard Deserves the Brightest Witch by Romantic Silence reviews
For all of her faults and strengths, Hermione was the only person he could ever unconditionally trust. It had taken all of four words for him to realize that nothing could ever be the same again between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Way of Showing by Romantic Silence reviews
It is far easier to say I love you than showing that you do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Apparition Accident by transportation reviews
Harry gets hit with a hex in the middle of Apparating, and doesn't end up quite where he'd intended. A short, Harmonious one-shot, for no good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Charade by EternalRoses reviews
He wasn't the misunderstood victim everyone thought him to be or the chosen savior decked in the purity of the light. He was the exact opposite, and he had fooled them all. Dark! Evil! Harry. Slight Dumbledore and Weasely Bashing. Harry/Hermione! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 1,655 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 367 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dark Past, New Beginning by harry-mione reviews
Harry, the Dark Lord, the most feared man in England, has everything he could desire; except for the one person he actually needs. Unsatisfied with his life, he travels back in time, willing to set things right, and using any means necessary. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Stanrick reviews
19 years after Hogwarts, the world is perfect. The only selfish, power-crazed person that ever existed was defeated, all the deaths the whole affair brought about quickly forgotten and the happy, naturally developed couples were eager to get started on making babies and giving them awful names. And of course it all worked out exactly like that, duh! What an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taming Dragons by Romantic Silence reviews
In the end, it takes the remark of an unexpected person for Hermione to see things clearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 6,189 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
His Last Lesson by Romantic Silence reviews
As Snape lays dying in the Shrieking Shack, he parts one final words of wisdom to the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Demon Shark and the Fish Cake by Garm88 reviews
Naruto, left for dead, is stumbled upon by a randomly wandering Hoshigaki Kisame. Impressed enough by the child's sheer will in not dieing, Kisame decides to take on a student. How would Naruto do if he was raised by someone a little monstrous?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,531 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Possibilities by InTheSilenceOfTheseWalls reviews
AU. Popped into my head while watching HPatDH Part1. Starts off at the Grimmauld Place 'For Elise' scene, ends AU. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 458 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 357 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 239 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 1,696 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Reply To A Letter by Manchester reviews
Rather than 'The Consequences Of A Letter', how things could have gone otherwise due to 'Harry's Rejection Letter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 10,112 - Follows: 11,627 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4938 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3518 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 6,196 - Follows: 6,338 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Workings of a Distorted Mind by Lord Retro reviews
A gathering of my small one shots, drabbles, and challenge responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Ever Happens in Chicago by Nemainofthewater reviews
Four times the Scoobies found that Chicago wasn't that boring after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8015 - Favs: 14,916 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 261 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5828 - Favs: 8,962 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 474 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not The Half Blood Prince by broomstick flyer reviews
This is my replacement for HBP, in this there will be no hurcruxes though the story will begin with Hermione's treatment of Harry starting out as it did in HBP. In this Harry doesn't put up with it for long. Also seen are some changes in the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Potion 9 by Stick97 reviews
Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 931 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Revenge on Ravenclaw by David Brown reviews
Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
The Real Tobi by Golden Arms reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 6,564 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 301 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 633 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 326 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 201 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 886 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 624 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 274 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 245 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Parry Hotter by Heather Sinclair reviews
One Shot. Harry went missing after the final battle. Ginny and Hermione has found out where. No Ship, No Slash. Mild humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 968 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 9,715 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 458 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 362 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron by bob-the-blue reviews
PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Demise of Tom Riddle by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 449 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Rei:incarnated by dogbertcarroll reviews
What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Shinji I.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 434 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 337 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 204 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 4,004 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 360 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 5,953 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Moonlight Confessions by Wil Ohmsford reviews
ONESHOT. Unable to sleep and despairing of ever reconciling her feelings for her best friend, Hermione steps out into the moonlight and conjures up a ghost Harry to talk to. But what happens when the real Harry wakes up and investigates?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 575 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 581 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 426 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 1,086 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Watering Hole by evansentranced reviews
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by David305 reviews
12 Ficlets, in 7 Chapters: far-fetched puns based on the fifth book title! Responding with amazement to the continued pestering of kind respondents, my wandering brain found another. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Rap is a Man's Soul
In most cases, a Deal with Death is only slightly less recommended than a Deal with a Demon. However, they both seem to have worked out for the one and only Naruto Namikaze, future-past Rokudaime Hokage. Featuring a strong Naruto, multi-elemental chakra manipulation, kamikaze clones, general mayhem, rap, and time travel. Not featuring angst or yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11 - Naruto U., Killer Bee, Shinigami