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Author has written 1 story for Fate/stay night.

I use fanfiction as both a distraction from the stress of real life and, well, for entertainment. I suggest reading the stories I have favorited. They are funny, interesting, or both

One thing I will give as advice: if you, as an author, ever feel the need to apologize for or outwardly justify a specific point (plot, characterization, setting, whatever) in a story, consider whether you're actually making the right decision. If you can predict that your audience will lambaste you for it, think twice before adding it. Is it actively necessary? Does it fit with the tone of the story? Does it make logical sense? If you can't resolve these questions, it's rather poor writing to expect your audience to rationalize the failure for you.

Another bit of advice, this time more immediately useful: you can replace/update chapters using the manage stories function. If everyone hates something you did, you can always just change it.

In case my favorites list is too daunting, here are my absolute favorites:

Harry Potter: A Black Comedy, Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived, Forging the Sword, On the Way to Greatness, The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks. These are a nice mix of humor, adventure, mystery, and drama. No angst.

Harry Potter Crossover: Awaken Sleeper, Evil Be Thou My Good, Browncoat, Green Eyes. Adventure, Horror, and Humor, in that order.

Everything else: The Son of Suns Trilogy (Into the Storm, In Shadows and Darkness, At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness.) These are my absolute favorite stories on this site.

Rorshach's Blot: Gets a special mention because he's absolutely hilarious despite his, ah, grammar allergy. Not for everyone.


Stories rattling around in my head, likely never to be put to paper:

Harry Potter and the Forever Serpent: Harry Potter/Magic: the Gathering: He’d expected the necessity of his death. He most certainly didn’t expect to feel a lurch, fall unconscious, and wake up in a different world, very much alive. With five suns overhead, with glimmering metal underfoot, Harry Potter, Planeswalker, took his first steps onto Mirrodin and into the eternities beyond.

Rippling Waters: Harry Potter: Gilderoy Lockhart was a fraud. A charlatan, whose memory charms and winning smile were all that lay between fame and destitution. But what if he wasn’t? What if the banshee slayer, the werewolf tamer, the magical force of good, was truly all that he claimed to be?

Harry Potter and the Vale of Stars: Harry Potter: It never was his parseltongue fluency that caused Harry Potter to hear voices. What ridiculous variety of snake mutters to itself as it attempts a kill? No, the words came from a source far darker: the semi-corporeal inhabitant of a black diary. The Sorting Hat said Slytherin would help Harry on the way to greatness. It was right, but so very wrong.

Shade and Firelight: Harry Potter/Book of Amber: Their lives were lost, and so had he. On a stroll to death, Harry Potter thought of his departed allies. When he arrived, he found them, whole, as though they’d never fallen in the war...but they are not the only anomalies present. Another claims his name. His memories betray him. To solve his quest, to discover himself, Harry must travel a web stretching from Godric’s Hollow to Amber, the world beyond worlds.

Uzumaki: Naruto/Gurren Lagann: Everyone knew that the village hidden in the whirlpools was named for its primary clan. This was indeed the truth, if only a partial variant thereof. But no one thought to ask what the clan was named for, not until a lonely blond seeking a family found an intergalactic legacy instead.

Everlight: Everworld/Highschool DxD: The world of Rias Gremory is a captive bubble, a trapped universe flickering outside the bounds of natural law. The Everworld is another such bubble, one exerting undue influence on the land of devils, dragons, angels, and fallen. A minor echo of the great beast is one thing. To the detriment of the established supernatural order, Ka Anor incarnate is quite another.

Conceptual Reinforcement: Persona 5/Psychonauts: Agents Nein and Vodello are sent to Japan for the sake of investigating unauthorized and unexplained ventures into the human psyche. They expected a simple snatch-and-grab operation. They didn't expect the talking cat, the demons, or the teenagers.

Hear, O Israel: Highschool DxD: Deep within the halls of power, it is thought that God is dead. It is believed that heaven is shattered, her legions crippled by the loss of their font. In one sense, this is correct. But even as the deity of the New Testament lies buried, strange messengers come bearing tidings of another. The father of Jesus is dead. The lord of David yet reigns.


An incomplete list of things I dislike in a story:

  • A lack of main character agency.
  • An overabundance of original characters, especially when canonical ones could be used instead.
  • Harem/Polygamy/Polyandry stories.
  • Gender and/or sexual orientation swapping of characters, whether as an initial impetus or within the plot of a story.
  • Male pregnancy. No, it does not matter how you try to justify it.
  • Atrocious spelling, grammar, syntax, and/or vocabulary.
  • Handicapping any character, in both the actual sense of the word and the converse, informal "to grant disability to".
  • Following from the above, "power level" balancing.
  • Insisting on physical conflict in place of emotional, mental, familial, moral, or any other form.
  • Slow plot progression, to the extent that the characters, plot, and setting remain in relative stasis from chapter to chapter.
  • Pornography, referred to as a "lemon" or not. This goes double for pornography featuring minors.
  • Pedophilia as a plot device or, worse, integral and accepted relationship.
  • Incest as an accepted relationship.
  • Rape or sexual harassment as a plot device.
  • Miscarriage. At all.
  • Author avatars, in the form of self-inserts and/or characters preaching an author's beliefs.
  • Use of untranslated words without proper justification in-story.
  • Dei ex Machina.
  • Making light of homophobia, racism, anti-semitism, and/or other forms of bigotry. (What I consider bigotry may not mesh with what you consider such.)
  • And above all else: implementing any of these things halfway through an otherwise great story.
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    Tales From The Blue Sea by Tarhish reviews
    Following the Poneglyphs led Gold Roger to an island lost to the world for a thousand years. Inspired as a child by Roger, Itachi makes a different choice that results in an early friendship between Naruto and Sasuke. Years later, the boys take an unsanctioned mission to chase Akatsuki out into the ocean on the only ship available. (Naruto/OP Fusion)
    Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 413,526 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, Straw Hats P.
    The Fist of Remnant by BrightestDarkness reviews
    In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.
    Crossover - RWBY & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,171 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Ozpin, Team RWBY, Saitama, Genos
    Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10793 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
    The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
    The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 148,380 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 8,768 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
    Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
    Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,399 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
    For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
    Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
    Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2016
    Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
    Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/13 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
    After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,320 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 7,847 - Follows: 8,986 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/22/2015
    I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
    The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4299 - Favs: 11,344 - Follows: 13,498 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
    The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 86,234 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
    The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
    He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,780 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 7,287 - Follows: 8,495 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015
    Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
    Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
    Infinite Paths by Lord Mist reviews
    There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]
    Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,824 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 1/2/2013
    You're Buggered, Siriusly! by Leiste15 reviews
    Sirius breaks out of Azkaban two years before schedule. He's pissed, half-mad and prepared to do anything to protect his Godson. He's going to make the Wizarding world pay for the hell it put him through- and have some fun along the way, of course! Super! Sirius, Dark Lord! Sirius, but not evil. No slash. May include ships later. Mainly from Sirius' (and Harry's) point of view. AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 116,239 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
    The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
    For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
    What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
    A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
    Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
    Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4377 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
    Community Service by Balthanon reviews
    Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
    Death in Halkeginia by AbaddontheDevourer reviews
    There are many MOD Harry summoning story's in this category. In this one Louise summons a Harry who is the personification of Death itself. Godlike!Harry.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Harry P., Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Agnes
    Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
    For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
    Harry Potter and the Time of Green Angel Vespers by Greenseer Tethlis reviews
    A fallen rose, a green angel imprisoned in ivy, the amber eyes of an owl. By a dark edict of fate, a dying Harry awakens not in the afterlife, but in a time and place where someone else bears the scar: the 15 year-old Elise Potter. The Girl Who Lived.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Harry P., OC
    The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
    The Way Back Home by sinemoras09 reviews
    Kiritsugu summons Heroic Spirit EMIYA instead of Saber. AU. Gen. Spoilers for Fate/Zero and F/S: UBW
    Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Kiritsugu E., EMIYA, Irisviel vE. - Complete
    What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
    The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
    Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
    The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6963 - Favs: 12,433 - Follows: 14,223 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
    Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
    Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
    Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
    Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 10,104 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
    Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
    Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
    On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
    As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 9,316 - Follows: 10,617 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
    Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
    ::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 7,548 - Follows: 9,144 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
    Improbable Rendezvous by Afalstein reviews
    It's the last day of Kurisu's stay in Japan. She's searched everywhere for the mysterious man who saved her, but nothing has come up and now it's time to move on. But suddenly, out of nowhere...
    Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Okabe R., Kurisu M. - Complete
    So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
    Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
    Salvation in Shadow by odev reviews
    In a world where twisting the very fabric of space and time is commonplace, Harry Potter is considered something extraordinary. Yet when he finally arrives at Hogwarts after being missing for seven years, no one can quite figure out what kind of person he is. Himself included. Darkish themes, no slash, no pairings, some lemons mixed in.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,193 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P.
    The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
    One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
    Betrayal by butalearner reviews
    Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
    Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
    Son of Suns Trilogy Part I - AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart his life to create a new Sith, turning Luke against his allies, father and beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Vader, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine,COMPLETE
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
    The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
    The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
    The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
    Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
    Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
    "Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 579 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
    Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
    Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101 reviews
    Son of Suns Trilogy Part III - A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage, his contradictions dividing Rebels and Empire alike, and pitching allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine, OC's COMPLETE
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 318,968 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade
    Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
    Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
    Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
    The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
    Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
    Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
    Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
    What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
    An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
    End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
    Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
    In Shadows and Darkness by blank101 reviews
    Son of Suns Trilogy Part II - Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Palpatine..COMPLETE
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,633 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
    All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
    The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
    Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
    ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5818 - Favs: 12,689 - Follows: 4,056 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
    Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
    "Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 6,231 - Follows: 643 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
    A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
    PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
    A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
    Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
    A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
    PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
    Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
    Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 7,190 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
    Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10360 - Favs: 15,770 - Follows: 4,810 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    You Did What! by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
    The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
    Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 6,841 - Follows: 1,650 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
    Drive You Mild by obaona reviews
    How do two powerful, individualistic people who were formerly enemies unite? Emperor Luke Skywalker, meet Jedi Knight Mara Jade. [Updated with Part 6 - COMPLETE.]
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,893 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
    A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
    A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 6,786 - Follows: 495 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
    Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
    There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
    The Fifth Cup reviews
    Shirou Emiya planned to be a hero. He didn't plan on summoning the partially amnesic spirit of King Arthur, thereby escaping death at the hands of a legendary enchantress. Now drafted to the fifth incarnation of a centuries old battle, Shirou and his servant must uncover the remnants of the fourth war, slay heroes of eld, confront the divine, and survive. AU, many new servants.
    Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/25 - Shirō E., Rin T., Rider, Arthur Pendragon