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Joined 06-05-12, id: 4039881, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

First of I just must say, I AM NOT CHEATING ON AMERICA OR PRUSSIA.

Blame Barricade of the Decepticons (South Italia) for my outburst.

If you are an otaku and want to enjoy some fun read The Shinanigans of England and Romano (Comming Soon).

Sorry for any Spelling errors.

SHUT UP LOVINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR! NEVER I TELL YOU! But okay!

STOP TAKING OVER MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you are at my house, its my computer.

Fine. But its my profile. Wait why are we having a conversation on the computer while sitting right next to each other?

Because I want to. And you are not giving me a chance to check my profile. AND WHY IS YOUR HEAD ON MY * SHOLDER.

Because I want to. And you know you like it.

You are so messed up. AND I DO NOT LIKE BEING OTHER PEOPLE'S PILLOWS WHEN I HAVE SOME 12 FEET AWAY FROM YOU!!

Oh, I'll let Antonio use you as a pillow.;)

Okay I'll just show the whole UN the pics I have of you cheating on America/Prussia (I have no clue which one you consider your boyfriend.) You know what I'll just text the pictures.

YOU!!!!!!!!

Still going to show the pics.

Fine. America I have to tell you that while your great and all I really lov...LOVINA GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!

Why? You make a great chair.

Thud* Now my butt hurts.

And I'm perfectly fine. NOW ON TO MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!! (Barricade of the Decepticons)

CHRISTMAS COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Afternoon.

...no, do not let him in my house!

...NO! Tell him to go away...

...Are you serious?!?!?!?

...GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!

...Just because you can get throught any lock does not mean that the door was "unlocked"!!!!

...fine... *sighs*

...make me a cup of tea while you're there...

...that's fine, I don't blame you.

(The other side to that conversation)

(see above)

Flying Mint Bunny: England, there is someone at the door. May I let him in?

FMB:But Mr. England, France is really insistant.

FMB: Mr. England, Mr. France seemed to magiclly open the door.

FMB: mr. England, I wouldn't kid about somehting like that. *huffs*

France: Bonjour, mon amour!

Framce: But, mon amour, the door was unlocked.

France: Well, I am here now. I am going to make some food.

sighs*

FMB: I am so, so sorry Mr. England!!!!

ENGLAND RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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