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Joined 06-05-12, id: 4039927, Profile Updated: 01-29-15
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Are You Ready?

("Not at all!" is the correct response)

I've written stuff for Death Note, Sherlock, and Supernatural. Someday, there might be other fandoms on that list, such as Homestuck, or WTNV. Maybe even some inane crossovers with the likes of Doctor Who or Good Omens.

Also, note that I am a Troper, or at least a frequent lurker on TV Tropes, and I will behave as such. Displays of Blatant Tropery ahead.

*Death Note Fanfiction Phrase Hall of Fame*
(in the order that I found the phrases)

"Kinky Chain" from The End Is Near by Tierfal. It refers to the Yotsuba arc handcuffs.

"Poofy Turret" from A Cure for Love by halfpromise. It refers to the Kira Case HQ, and the fact that Light and L are living (and sleeping) together in it.

"Fetish Outfit" from Villains by plannedbyReaperLight. It refers to Mello's usual attire.

More phrases will be added as I get permission.

Know that if you follow, favorite, or review my stories, I will stalk your profile to see what you've written, and what else you've favorited. You might even get a favorite in return, if I like your stuff.

:D

Note the Numbers of My Favorites, People, They are Very Special

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K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 151,572 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Clandestine Truth by Mikanis reviews
I wish that I could keep you in a precious Chinese box, On Sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop, I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep, I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep! BxMello MATURE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Mello, BB
Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,027 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32142 - Favs: 19,019 - Follows: 15,584 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
A Field of White by CaptainOfMyShip reviews
"Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked." Mello is always second best to Near, but when Near's albinism leaves him going slowly blind, he begins to rely on Mello in ways he never thought he would. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,960 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
A Cure for Love by halfpromise reviews
Light and L fall in love during the Yotsuba arc and Light's master plan is derailed when an assassin steals the Death Note. The threat of Kira is dwarfed when Kira's powers seem to have fallen into the hands of a terrorist organization known as Astraea and Light and L are united to find the culprit, but for how long...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,575 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Point of Succession by Jedi Master Bag reviews
Beyond has escaped from prison, taking Mello as his hostage. Hot on his heels, L is forced to seek help in apprehending Beyond from the criminal profiler who knows him best, Light Yagami. AU, SLASH L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,242 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Light Y., L
Good Cop Bad Cop by wordbombs reviews
As Light Yagami begins his fated march towards his own demise, L steps in to save him from himself. But the darkness surrounding Light goes deeper than L knows. Will he be able to save Light from himself or will he be pulled under by Light's darkness? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Light Y., L
Tale of Two Death Notes by wordbombs reviews
The Death Note was destined to bring them together, the rest was up to them. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,373 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Light Y., L
From Russia With Love by wordbombs reviews
Light is an up and coming rap star in Tokyo. L is an up and gunning mafia star in Russia. What happens when their worlds collide? CRACK!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - L, Light Y.
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To Win reviews
What was L like as a kid? Pretty darn scary.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Watari, L
The Importance of Enochian Pronouns reviews
An essay on the linguistics of free will.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Pathetic reviews
Sherlock is used to people being in love with him. Why can't he just have a friend? Spoilers: takes place during The Reichenbach Fall. T because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Teasers reviews
These are teasers for fics of mine that are yet unwritten, but will appear soon. Each of them is a oneshot that will appear in another story, but they are unconnected to each other.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012