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Author has written 12 stories for South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pocket God, and Portal.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home becuase I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the chidren I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to alway deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it.

Repost this if you agree with it. I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different; everybody is.

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.
Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.
Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.
A writer is a person who wishes.
A writer is a person who escapes.
A writer is a person who lives.
A writer is a person who is not afraid.
A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.
A person who believes.
A person who understands.
A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.
I wish for a world where war is just a myth.
I escape into a world where I can predict the future.
I live in a world of joy and mystery.
I am not afraid of the world I create.
I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.
I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.
I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.
I know, in ways that others deny.







If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed,"

"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow, not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

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Portal 1&2 Novelisation by TomatoSoupful reviews
(Both Portal games written as a novel) Memory-less and annoyed with the situation, Chell ventures through Aperture Science battling test after test after test. But what else is going on? And why is everything trying to kill her?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Corruption Sonata 34 by EclipseMirror reviews
It was a year after the discovery of the humans in the Vault. Aperture Laboratories continued to develop and flourish. After the Oracle Turret was finally incinerated, GLaDOS started up a new project to make sure that cores behaved. Except that one dangerous core slipped through...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - GLaDOS, Oracle Turret, Turret, OC
The Answer Lies Beneath Us by DuckieBubbles reviews
When GLaDOS discovers some interesting truths about her past from Doug Rattmann, she gathers some old friends to form an unlikely group to go on a mission to find the answers GLaDOS yearns for. ((Caveline shipping. Androids. Rated T because I'm paranoid.))
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Nose Nose by Orpah reviews
Moldova says the strangest things, but Romania thinks it's adorable. Drabble, sort of slice of life
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Moldova, Romania - Complete
Denmark and Little Iceland: Bedtime Monsters by TheClockworkKid reviews
Cute little oneshot of Denmark trying to get Iceland (child) to go to sleep at bedtime. The monsters in the closet are keeping Iceland awake though and Denmark has to pull a few tricks to coax him that there is none.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
In Her Shoes (Walk on the Fem! Side) by Sir5er reviews
When Britain curses Prussia on accident, Prussia is in a whole new heap of trouble when he discovers he has been turned into Fem! Prussia! Can he break the curse and return to his awesome manliness before he's doomed to be like that sissy, girly-man, Austria for the rest of his life? But Prussia isn't the only one cursed... Rated T for language, gender-confusion, and obvious themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, Russia, Prussia
Nighttime by Orpah reviews
When Moldova has a bad night, Romania does what he can to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Moldova, Romania - Complete
Hetalia- The New World by uralicClavichord reviews
A new made up Hetalia series. All put into little episodes. Send me your OC, and your OC will be put into an episode of Season 7/8. After being begged so many times by my friends, im finally posting it! Note this was originally made for my friends, so the first few chapters are kind of crappy. Please Read. i repeat, OCS needed. Warning: Mostly educational! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,011 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012
Thrown In by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Doomed to spend countless years in the corrupted core bin, the Fact, Space, and Adventure spheres have to cope with corruption, the scientists who put them there (and keep coming back), and each other. (rated for Rick's mouth)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Fact Core, Space Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Command and Conquer by BrokenSaniity reviews
Bulgaria's simple evening to himself is suddenly disrupted when an unwanted Romanian happens to come over... Or rather, break in. What kind of messed up adventure could Romania drag Bulgaria into? Rated T cause of Bulgaria and his potty mouth and I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Romania, Bulgaria - Complete
Misstep by IntraSule reviews
Who knew that falling down a flight of stairs could remind Sweden why he hates Denmark so much?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sweden - Complete
Point of View by dianaiana115 reviews
Medic's new invention was sabotaged by a few of his teammates, causing the device to malfunction and blowup right in front of their faces. None of them were hurt by the accident, but what they had to deal with was the side effects of the explosion… the side effects that would change their point of views towards each other. Body swap genre
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Fall of the House of Pierzynski by ThreadbareSP reviews
With the help of Mr. Mackey and Damien, Charlie processes some of her childhood memories. Meanwhile, Cartman, with Chef as an unwitting accomplice, exacts revenge on Western culture for feminizing cooking. TSP episode 106.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey
Switched by fangirlfreak17 reviews
France and Britain accidently swap bodies due to a misshap with Britains magic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2012 - France, England/Britain
A General Agreement of What Is Going On by MildlyMiffed reviews
What's one to do when suddenly you're waking up in the wrong bed, in the wrong house, in the wrong country, and on top of it all, you've somehow swapped bodies with a bloody perverted frog? You get to the bottom of it, of course. And hope that no one else blames you along the way. [Multi Body-swap] HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - England/Britain
Backfired! by SereneStarfire reviews
Surprise, surprise. Denmark has yet again interfered with Norway's magic. But this time, he has really done it. The incomplete spell has backfired, switching Denmark into Norway's body, and Norway into Denmark's body. How on earth will they keep this hidden from the others, and more importantly, how will they change back? DenNor!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Swapping Bodies by WalesHumpsSheep reviews
As the title suggests, the UK bros switch bodies with there brothers after something mysterious takes place the night before. Now they need to figure out what the hell is going on, and who did this to them before somebody gets hurt. Though the summary seems serious the actual story is very comical and humorous. Rated T for Iggy and Ireland's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/25/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland
Once Upon a Time by WybourneObsessed reviews
He had been human, once upon a time. Then he was referred to not by name, but by title. Intelligence Dampening Sphere was the fancy word the scientists used for "moron". But he would be human again someday. She was going to make sure of that. -spoilers-
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Brother by TwinKoi reviews
"'This land is ours,' said the boy softly, looking upon their new home with fondness and a love he did not yet recognize."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Super Best Friends: Attack of Satan and Pals by MiddleNameDanger reviews
The Super Best Friends learn of a new threat Or old one , Satan is planning something. It's up to them and our favorite characters from South Park Elementary to save the world! But Satan is not alone... he has help from unexpected enemies....
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010
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Daybreak reviews
Taking place two years after the events of Portal 2, this is the story of redemption and judgement, loyalty and courage. In the midst of a ruined world, a group of unlikely heroes find friends in the cores and an enemy in a rogue AI more dangerous than GLaDOS. And that's only the beginning. Bonds are made, families are formed, secrets are revealed and the cake is still a lie.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014
Through Your Eyes reviews
During a birthday celebration, England gets pissed drunk and ends up casting a spell. What happens when this spell affects two unlikely victims?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Poland, Lithuania
Underground reviews
Set during WWII. While the Axis and Allied forces continue to fight each other, a group of countries form resistant movements to take back their lands from the Axis. Contains OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013
Nordic Swap reviews
Never let Mabrook draw without supervision. Now the Nordic 5 are stranded in the Caribbean and worse of all, their bodies are all switched around. Can they return to Europe? And will they find a way to switch back? Contains SuFin, OCs, moments of nudity, pure awkwardness and gremlins.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,927 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Denmark, OC
The Forgotten Tribe
The story follows the adventures of my OC Tribe and their mission to find their new home. Will also include canon characters as well.
Pocket God - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - OC
Discovery of Iceland reviews
Greenland tells Iceland about the day she and the Nordics found him. Takes place after the Chatty Nordics strip. Rated T because Greenland swears a lot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Iceland, Norway, Saxony, Denmark
Elefthería reviews
An hour's time of living free, is better than forty years of prison and slavery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Greece - Complete
Tangled Up
Painfully tolerant Faroe ends up getting the wrong idea after receiving a phone call from Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Denmark - Complete
Recognise Me! reviews
Guess who decided to visit Serbia at four in the morning. OC-centric. Contains mild language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Living On reviews
So long as we can see and breathe, their legacy will live on, forevermore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, Ancient Egypt - Complete
North Africa reviews
Egypt tells the readers the story of his adopted siblings and his relationship with them. Each chapter is for a different nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Egypt - Complete
Religion Exposed: The Series
All four stories of Religion Exposed have been mergered into one full book. It's still the same plot, just with a few minor changes, few extra parts and spelling corrections, read it and you'll see. Stars ThreadbareSP's fan character Charlie. Warning: may cause reader to go cross-eyed and not suitable for those who take religion seriously.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,741 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
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