Will you look into my mirror? I do not know what you will see, for even the very wisest cannot tell. My mirror shows many things: Things that were not, things that are not, and things that will not come to pass.

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

Knock Out is determined to help the next generation of Cybertron by whatever means necessary. And if that means "borrowing" the Autobots' human friends for a little road trip, so be it. But while Knock Out is hunting for a solution, someone else is hunting him!

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

The Enchantress always did bite off more than she could chew. This time after being defeated by the Avengers she has one last parting shot; make them watch movies about their lives to try and break up the group. It doesn't really go her way. Fem!Tony, Male!Pepper, Watching Avengers Assemble, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor & Captain America. New Version coming as soon as possible

The Italies are as different, at least to others, as night and day. But one hot summers day, they both unknowingly make the same wish, at the same time: Find a friend that treats them equally, not as cowards or jerks, but themselves. Luckily, they have a Tomato Fairy Godmother...er, Godfather to help out! The bad news...they never thought their new friends would be snack food!

"They asked if we'd heard the news... about the Fire Nation prince. He was thirteen. Sokka's age. I was... fascinated." Hakoda does not know Zuko, but he knows of him. [set after 3x15 TBR]

A series of one-shots revolving around a list made by Fury and Coulson about what Darcy is not allowed to do concerning the Avengers or SHIELD employees.

AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke

At this point, Padme Amidala didn't expect to fall in love, not after everything she'd believed in had been all but destroyed. Certainly she would have laughed at the idea of falling in love with a presumed-dead Jedi castaway. And the castaway in question never expected to be given a second chance - at life, at destiny, and at the love he thought had long forgotten him...

When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.

A redeemed Vader strives to reconcile his past actions while trying to save Luke from the Emperor's grasp, and helping the Rebel Alliance... And struggles to simply survive. Post-RotJ AU.

What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE

What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.

Reborn amongst an alien species, a former leukemia patient begins a new life among the soldiers and battle-lines of a Cybertronian civil war. Her only goal is to actually make it to adulthood this go around. Life as a baby Seeker has never been so complicated. Non-Slash

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

Luke Skywalker asks for help from an unlikely source.

Homopiscis is an allusive recently discovered creature of the deep, and Tino is stuck with a crazy team of marine biologists trying to study it. He's also pretty fascinated by the magical new species, but not when he's being used as live bait in a shark cage to lure it out! (Human AU, Merman!Sweden. SuFin. Threeshot.)

Finally, after so many vorns, one of the three most dangerous criminals of their times was going to be executed. During the last battle against Decepticons, Jazz, the ruthless and sparkless Third in Command of the Decepticon Army had been captured while he had fought Prowl.

"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.

In one of Sherlock's many experiments, John is accidentally shrunken to 12 centimeters. Sherlock is having a hard time hiding his miniature flatmate and keep him safe as the pair start discovering their feelings for one another. A case involving the serial killing of lesbians that bare a striking resemblance to John's sister isn't helping. Lots of cute, good measure of angst.

Alfred F. Jones is dead and America is falling into enemy hands. With ties fraying and dormant hatreds surfacing, the 50 States must learn to operate without a higher power holding them together. Old scars are reopened and buried secrets shrouded with guilt brought into light, bringing with them the truths that were lost with the Ancients.

The two self proclaimed twins had just moved into their grandfather's house, and Riley accidentally clicks on a pop up ordering Hetalia Units. Rena is not pleased, weren't the snuggies enough?

He was so familiar to them. They'd never expected this to occur. They'd thought the man would never be out of their hair. They'd thought nothing would ever happen to him. He was too careful, too suspicious about anyone and everyone, too self-loving… But here it was… It couldn't be true, yet it was right in front of them... And they just didn't know how to react...

When Alfred becomes lost in time, he is found by the Tribal Leader Ludwig. Now as Ludwig's new slave, he has to survive in a harsh, new time with only his wits to help him from just becoming another sex toy for Ludwig. Will he ever get back to the future... and more importantly, will he want to after he learns more about Ludwig? yaoi,dub-con/non-con Spanking,orgasm denial,slavery

An incident in the shuttle taking Vader and Luke to the second Death Star will make the Sith Lord rethink his allegiance to the Dark Side.

This is a story I been thinking of for a while. It a story with Denmark wanting to cuddle with Norway. Nothing bad about that right? In the end he gets shocking news. What the news who knows you just have to read to find out. Warnings: Mpreg, Yaoi, and swearing. Paring DENNOR. If you don't like then don't read it. Peace

G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)

A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC

Denmark has calmed down from fighting all those wars and decided to stop for good. He thinks that everything is peaceful but Germany has other plans. The Dane is suddenly left with two choices: Fight in vain or stand under Germany's banner. His safety or his pride, which is more important? Set in the time of WW2 with Nazi Germany.

"You're a police officer, right?" said a small girl. Arthur is just a police officer doing a case down in a small, local elementary school when a little girl sees him. Just a small,cute story. Please read!

AU: Decepticon Head Tactician Prowl has a problem - someone just hacked his data banks. The good news? The unknown saboteur still has to be somewhere...

France couldn't deny he had gone insane in the time of the French Revolution. His actions only proved it. Songfic based off the song 'The Headless Waltz', by Voltaire.

What happens when England stumbles upon an Asian secret? Simple: CHAOS! He'll have to deal with Asians watching him 24/7 so he won't reveal their little secret. No one messes with the Asians! GOOD LUCK ENGLAND! Warning: Fem!China, IggyChu

History fic. At the beginning of the Cold War, Alfred wishes to be hero for those who need one; he just never expected that so many people's lives would be on the line.

After reporting his findings of Germany's training sessions to the rest of his allies, England is forced by them to provide an answer to the Axis Powers on what they should do if he ever closed in on them wearing a carnival outfit, swishing his hips provocatively. Based off Episode 12 of the Axis Powers Series.

Sweden and Germany, proud nations though they may be, are not above having fun and perhaps causing a little mischief in the process.

In which Denmark tries not to wake Norway up but doesn't quite succeed.

Historical!Fic. Set in WWII. Denmark has been sent to a concentration camp. Who's to rescue him? Warnings inside.

You're the best outlaw there is in the wild west. And the sheriff is hot on your trail as a bounty hunter. Though you give him quick slips and tricks, will he ever be able to finally wrangle you in? Bounty Hunter!AmericaxOutlaw!Reader

Alfred has been living with a disability for nearly 200 years since that day. He is trapped in darkness. Will he be able to endure when the World finds out his closely guarded secret? USUK/UKUS with hinted PruCan. BONUS CHAPTER!

Anya Marchese is constantly avoided in her Californian coastal home, where she owns her own business at age 18. But when a mysterious stranger shows up, her world is about to change drastically. DenmarkxOC, side SuFin. Warnings inside!

In a universe split in two, a peace treaty is made, but what is a treaty without visible support to show the galaxy? The two governments decide to give the galaxy a tangible symbol of peace... an arranged marrage between Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade. OT AU - Repost from TFN's JCF.

Amy Bucher has been chased after by Cupid for years, and the angel's gotten a rifle after her now. But what happens when Amy gets help from a very handsome stranger? And what else will she get? K for mentions of guns. CanadaxOC that does not belong to me. Explanation inside.

It's cold and rainy out and they've only got one umbrella between the two of them. Denmark persuades Norway to share with him. Norway ends up regretting agreeing to do so less than he expected. DenmarkxNorway

America is sick and Russia comes for some post Cold War cuddles. Shameless fluff. I think.

Magic!AU. When Finland finds himself lost and at death's door in a violent blizzard, he happens to stumble, quite literally, over something that could change his life forever: a genie's lamp. Eventual SuFin.

Hiya! I had to hold a baby today and goshhhh! It was terrifying! I was watching the hockey game (wooo my team won in overtime!) when this idea hit me and I quickly scribbled it down. Just a fluffy SuFin oneshot! Enjoy! EDIT: Oops! Guess I should not that Peter is Sealand, Alice is Fem!England, Tino is Finland and Berwald is Sweden! XD Sorry for any confusion!

Sweden and Finland are still running away from Mr. Denmark's house. Only Finland is still having turmoil over the "wife" concept that Sweden brought up earlier. Warnings::Fluffy. SuFin. Pointless drop off ending.

Berwald Oxenstierna has been transformed into a Beast, to learn a lesson in doing what is right. When he takes Tino Väinämöinen, a stubborn young Finnish man, as prisoner, can his curse be broken by true love? Or will his time run out? / AU, based on the story of 'Beauty and the Beast'.

Berwald hunts down Tino...

After a tragedy that left her racked with guilt, Elizabeta Héderváry sees no other option than to take her own life, until a certain Reaper by the name of Gilbert Beilschmidt rudely interrupts her for his own selfish reasons. One Shot. (Ties in with Soul Trading for Beginners)

After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.

A hilarious twist to the ideal boyfriend. With nations like Hungary, Belgium and Egypt joking around about what it means to "got someone's back" and "lift you up". Please read and review! Careful minor cursing!

Five times Steve took a teammate in hand... and one time someone did the same for him. WARNING: Contains non-sexual spanking.

Berwald has a nice happy life with a nice happy 'wife' until one fine day that 'wife', Tino, gets a little fed up and with the aid of some memories of yore decides to spice things up by taking control. Some unexpected things happen to the poor Swede and both of the men must suffer for it.

Bayverse: If Jazz had known just who was watching him and Prowl kiss, maybe he would have thought twice about it... and maybe not. JazzxProwl story, companion piece to "Meaning Of A Kiss", written for the December Challenge 2012.

Matthew is Santa Claus' son, and will be taking over the family business when his dad retires. However, there's a catch- Matthew must find a Mrs. Claus before Christmas Eve. Enter Gilbert Beilschmidt, a man who has been on the Naughty List since his birth, who calls Matthew a hobo and takes him home. Christmas AU! PruCan

From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!

Since watching that scene i've always wondered how the rest of it went, so i did my own version, so heres the extended version of the 'Speed Metal' conversation that Raf, Miko and Optimus had :P short little one shot that's been bugging me since i watched the episode ;D

Or Better know as 'why France and Prussia ended up in the hospital'. You know they should really tell the BTT these things before they get curious about them, it would save everyone from traumatic experiences and save the BTT money on hospital bills. Poor Mattie he's going to be scar'd for life, and so are they only literally... i don't think Alfred found their curiosity amusing.

This is a love story between the Reader and Germany. Please enjoy and R&R. This is the first one like this that I've made...and I hope you'll like it. UPDATEEE!: it's complete! :D

Chapter seven:Norway: Magic/Folklore- 'Norway was uncomfortable. Norway was tense. Norway decided firmly that he should not, under no circumstances whatsoever, find Denmark talking about mystical and supernatural beings this hot.' Chapter 7 rated T for sexual themes. Chapter 6:Netherlands

Gilbert, Crown Prince of Germania, is thrown out of his home because he refuses to be wed. Out into the forest he travels, laughing about how he has to "mature." Until he stumbles upon a castle in which a young French prince sleeps. Prucan.

Ludwig, deemed the perfect Nazi in both ideology and appearance, takes a Jewish boy under his wing during the Third Reich and comes to love him as if he were his own son. Human AU, OC.

Robin Greene and Kimmy Young. They're the country's most wanted. But what happens when they flee the country and are hunted down by the Hetalia Color Police? Various Characters are used! And no, there's not a Prussia/Spain pairing in this...

Drabble. The Tomb of the Unkown Soldier is always guarded, despite rain, snow, even terrorist attacks. As Hurricane Sandy tears up the East Coast, the guard continues in his duty of watching over the Tomb, unaware that he is also being watched over. Contains my London and D.C. OC's.

England turn's into a cat and the worst part France is over. Really poor England's day went from bad to worse and worse to super worse! Fluffy really fluffy! Have fun reading!

Darkhelm, capital of the Endless Wastes and home of the Thrice-Cursed Horde, has been named the world's third nicest city. The Black King Ludwig's not sure how this happened. GerIta AU

Inspired by the manuals of est.1995(AKA lolidictator).

Loki has been a Prince of Asgard and a would-be conqueror of Midgard. Years after the movie, he's trying to navigate the most challenging role he's undertaken yet: a single parent in Manhattan. Juggling play dates, elite preschools, and defeating the Avengers in time to pick up his little girl, Loki finds parenting has endless challenges and unintended effects. Now with Epilogue!

Loki's bored, Tony's a jerk, Peter's awesome. And Loki has many friends Tony is jealous of, including but not limited to : Dean Winchester, the Doctor, Jack Harkness, Sauron, Sherlock and John, Batman, Wolverine, Sheldon Cooper, Barney Stinson ... And Coulson makes an appearance, of course. Mighty Crossover, and FrostIron of course. Not beta-ed.

Several months after the humans soldiers have proven their abilities on the battlefield Prowl, Bluestreak, Mirage and Hound arrive on Earth. None of the new arrivals believe the humans should be allowed to participate on the battlefield. Can the humans prove themselves a second time? A sequel to Proving Ground.

Spain and Romano made a deal when Romano refuses to go somewhere with the Spaniard. What is the outcome? Read to find out... Rated T for Romano, because, really, if Romano is in a story, it HAS to be rated T. I OWN NOTHING!

Fem!Italies My heart is in an electrified cage and the key was lost a long time ago. Each time you reach for it you will get shocked, so don't even try. The only way to open the cage is to find the key but even then you must be careful to not get electrified as you reach for it. The cage door is very small. Spamano. With some mentions of other pairings including Gerita.

In which Feliciano notices that Ludwig's hair has gotten longer, and decides to do something about it. Cuteness ensues. Birthday present for buhyootomate !

Prussia makes the mistake of insulting Canada's love of hockey. Russia & America do whatever they can to avoid the fall out.

Denmark thought it would be fun to tease Germany in his sleep. Oh, how wrong he was...

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. Short drabble, some mentions of R/A Godspeed, Neil Armstrong. The world lost her greatest hero the day you passed.

Just as the title says, a list of things I'm not allowed to do in World Meetings.

Seduction is just one of the many requirements of the job. As is the pirates you cross in your path to revenge coming back into your life and screwing up your job. It doesn't matter if the job was failing anyway, or you happen to maybe have feelings for this certain pirate... LOL and Hetalia xover, Miss FortuneXSpain human AU . Crack pairing but not a crack fic.

This is a Hetalia fic about Greece and Turkey or rather Ottoman Empire based on a quote by Erick Fromm which inspired me to write this fic. There is character death, thus tragedy, but nothing graphic. This is my first time really doing this and I'd like to thank both my betas KokoLolo and hetalia-deathnote-kuroshitsuji for all their help... enjoy.

Yup, I made one. I just have to jump on every bandwagon I see You can use it, I just want credit for it somewhere... Not in the story of course, though!

This was new. The bullies had never gotten violent before. There was always just harsh words and public embarrassments, but never anything like punching or kicking. I had always thought of myself as a verbal punching bag for the bullies but never before had they actually hit me. And why so stupid as to hit me in the face?

Kink meme de-anon. Germany leaves a letter for his future bosses, giving them an idea of what to expect from the job.

Tino has lived in a hidden house his whole life. Mathias ad Erik have grieved for their missing son. Bewald is to choose a bride before the end of the year. Ivan is keeping all their lives controled in the palm of his hand. Bad summary, SuFin, Some DenNor, T just to be safe Magic

Oneshot. There's a statue in Copenhagen, a rather famous one of a mermaid sitting on a rock. Small, unimposing, but with centuries of meaning behind it. - "Why'd you have it made? The mermaid?" Norway asks. Denmark sighs, and says, "Let me tell you about it, about all of it." For once, Norway shuts up and listens.

Oneshot. The strongest bonds are forged in the hottest fires. Historically based. SuFin. Rated T for violence.

America, as many have noted, spends more on his military than the next sixteen countries combined. Why does he do that? Well, the answer might just surprise you… -crack, oneshot, crossover with several popular sci fi franchises. And a dose of AmeCanRus broshipness. Features an alien invasion and lasers. You know you want to read this now.-

Apparently, the she-demon attracted the Viking to HER bush. What are the odds?

Apparently most of England's colonies feel like prank calling him.

-Post USSR- Hoping that some time away from the Baltic region will help Latvia heal, Lithuania and Estonia send Latvia to America's house for the week. America thinks that the time will be spent playing sports and video games, but is quick to discover that there is something wrong with the mentality of his little guest. Can he be the hero he always claims he is and help? -NOT yaoi-

Germany is working hard all night, and although he tells Italy to just go to bed, the Italian refuses and instead promises to stay up and keep Germany company during his tiring work session. But can the lethargic Mediterranean nation do it?

Bulgaria learns that Romania's stories are more than just myths. Vampire!RomaniaxBulgaria DimitrixNikola

When the awesome Prussia meets the quiet nation of Canada, he spents the day with him and thinks of a way to get the cute blonde nation noticed at the next world meeting. He gets an idea that is a little odd but it'll work. Hopefully. Terrible summary, please I ask you to just read it. PruCan! Fluff and other things.. Oh and a bit of swearing, not much but still.

America's birthday is always forgotten but not this time, thanks to Spain! But do the plans go according to plan? Stupid France. No pairings! Sorry, they didn't fit! T for a word or two

Nekotalia!AU. Fincat's embarrassment over accidentally letting Swecat see him acting like a kitten prompts Swecat to reveal his own vulnerability to him in hopes of making progress in their relationship.

*COMPLETE* After eating England's cooking, Germany falls into a fitful dream, in which he is visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. They have come to warn him to change his scroogey ways, but will the stubborn nation heed their warnings?

Twins are born, a party is crashed, people are cursed, and three dysfunctional Good Faeries are trying to raise a poor child by themselves. Grudges are held, princes are shining, and siblings will break your face. You got it, Sleeping Beauty Hetalia style

NEWLY EDITED WITH ALMOST 1,100 MORE WORDS. Gilbert is the only one out of The Bad Touch Trio that hasn't settled down. But now that he has Madeline that's all about to change. How does he show his friends, family, and Ex that she's the one? Read and find out. Songfic. Genderbents. AU.

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

Engaged to be married, Madeleine finds herself weighed down by guilt of the lost love she was betraying and faced with a threat much more real: a merciless pirate captain. Pirate!England/Fem!Canada. AU one-shot

Prussia is under house arrest in Germany's house and he needs the other members of the BTT to save him! suckish summary... plz review btw! rated T for language...I NO OWN HETALIA!

"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."

There is a reason why Italy can't be on Germany's laptop and no Prussia isn't the main cause for it.

In America's house the words "time for bed" always trigger a panic. It's every state for themselves as they protest against their dad. Every night.

After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!

The allies come to the Axis's camp and finds them turned into children. Along with this, it seems that the longer they stay as children the more they forget. Will the Allies be able to handle them while looking for a cure? Please read and review!

"You... broke me? You're the reason I... am as I am?" Ivan asked, eyes fragile and pleading with his father figure to tell him it was not so. "Yes. An' ya crack'd be'utif'lly."

When you are in the middle of a celebration, your town is attacked by pirates and they capture your brother Gilbert Prussia ! Can you find him? Will you find love along the way? Pirate!EnglandXReader Human names used enjoy!

England, France, Spain and Russia all get together so their children can have a playdate. Chibi! America, Canada, Romano, Alaska, Brazil and Haiti, and Native!America. Prepare for cuteness! :

In the afterlife, Germania shares stories of his children with Rome... why not? They've got plenty of time!

Two 16 year-olds are starting a new year at their high school. They had heard that new students from all over the world were starting there. With Hetalia pairings in mind, they attempt to set up some of the teens that have resemblances to the characters.

While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.

In which Canada is feeling a bit down on himself and Prussia comes to the world meeting, pretending that there is no one else in the room except for himself and Canada. PruCan. APH.

Germany's at a bar, chillin' after a stressful World Conference, when the bartender confronts him about a loud patron that definitely knows him, and puts him up to the task of dealing with said patron. Onesided GerUK fluff & slight angst. Request fic.

Oneshot. America and Belarus are stuck in some elevator together.

The music that flowed from Prussia fingers would be high at one moment, low at the next, soft then dramatic, it was amazing, so many different sides yet it sounded simply… awesome. Hungary watched as he pressed the thin, black and white keys of the piano.

They'd come in the night and took her far from her home, sold her as a slave. He isn't Christian but he is kind and there's something undeniable to him. / SuNor with Viking!Sweden and fem!Norway.

Italy notices that germany hasn't been acting like his normal self ever since he woke up and screamed at his own reflection. It is strange but due to this Germany will figure out who he once was. This is what it took. slight Gerita

Prussia decides to shove his "dear" little brother and Italy into a closet to sort out their feelings... Ah, alas poor Germany. Will he ever make it through such an awkward situation...? A GerIta request drabble for Oni-Panda379 .

Annie, daughter of the head of a family bent on killing the counties, finds herself unknowingly working as the Axis's maid. Slightly AU, NO OC ROMANCE! Hopefully, better than it sounds. COMPLETED.

Ludwig can't deal with Gilbert so he puts him up for sale on Ebay. Now Matthew and Ivan are in a spamming battle for him. highest bidder after 48 hours wins. Will we see some canadian rage? Who will win? Cracked!Canada, so scary, even Kumijiro is scared

Dedication fic to EeveeLuver. Poland decides to throw an insane Halloween part. Switzerland gets drunk, Liet and Prussia fight, while Russia hides from Belarus. Iggy is drunk, Finny gets drunk, and their hangovers. There's also pancakes and maple syrup in the mix! LietPol, GerIta, Spamano, UkUs, AusHun, PruCan, Giripan, DenNor, etc.

Tino gets bored during a meeting and writes a list of what he has been told - numerous times - not to do.

When America passes out in the middle of a world meeting the other countries don't know what to do. They think it's a joke, but will their lack of attention actually cause America more pain? Shouldn't they do something? Or is it just an internal stuggle?

Canada has a secret diary, I mean, journal. All her personal thoughts are in it. What happens when she accidentally forgets it under a maple tree? What happens when the finder of that journal hands it over to Prussia? Fem!Canada in this one .

England is sick so America plans to take care of him, but the plans must be changed when the Axis kidnaps England! Italy wants to help Germany by taking care of England for him but Italy starts to like England! What will America do? USUK a litte Italy/Eng

It wasn't often that Tino went out drinking with Mathias, but when he did, Berwald wanted no part of it. Fortunately for Tino, his husband has the patience of a God. SuFin, one-shot.

Romano is never agreeable, especially when it comes to bed time. Sure, he likes taking naps, but that doesn't mean he wants to take orders from Spain. Spain should really be used to it by now, shouldn't he?

Korea has been groping Japan and China all week... they decided to give him a taste of his own *perverted* medicine.

Sealand decides to try playing one of Sweden's video games. It may be too much for him to handle...

All Austria wanted to do was go shopping, but then Germany just had to go and insist he take Prussia with him. Damn Germany and his strategically placed study room. oneshot.

Alfred's sitting around thinking about war when the spirits of his soldiers come to visit and have a little talk with him. Song fic.

A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.

It's as simple as it sounds. With much boasting and Finland demonstrating exactly why he is a "delicate flower." I suppose this is technically a crossover, but I have no idea what category "Beowulf" falls in to.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Australia/Allen has to play Santa after attacking the real Santa/Tino. Request

Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.

As it says in the title, this is a list of 100 things England is not allowed to do.

And for some reason, a lot of them involve America. Romania, you are an idiot. Rated T for safety.

...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.

Complete with a little PrussiaxFrance and a hatred for Turkey, let's see what kind of things the frying pan woman is not allowed to do. Rated K to be safe, and for something about Wales.

Based off of LolliDictator's famous Hetalia Unit manuals! This time it's Sweden ! Hope you all enjoy ! Rated M, just in case !

Captain Julchen Beillschmidt sets out to capture Captain Antonio Carriedo, hoping that if she captured this so called fearsome pirate then others would fear her more, but what happens when she meets him? Fem!Prussia/Spain.

A one-shot in which Tino is a sweetheart, Hanatamago is pissed off, Berwald is the knight in shining armour and the late-night burglar better be ready for a world of pain. Sufin, Contains violence and an assault.

As a lame prank on Gilbert, Francis and Antonio decide to mess with his worst fear: they kidnap Ludwig. This cannot end well.

No shirts, no shoes, no problem! Sweden is inviting to partay! rated for some mild language

When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.

Sherlock's problem has gotten bigger. Sequel to "Sherlock and the Baby."

"The sign on the box said free kittens, and that was it." In which Greece adopts some kittens from a college student sitting on the side of the road.

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

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A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

One Shot US x UK. America's been captured and is now a prisoner of the Axis Powers. England gathers the Allies, ready to stop at nothing to save him and be his hero. "I don't care. All I want is America back." America/England/Britain USUK

Sam is angry and ashamed of humanity. Optimus shows him that despite humanity's short-comings, he has a lot to be proud of. NOT A PAIRING.

If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin

"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"

Sweden knows that Germany's team is one of the best, but Canada is better. Because when Canada is on the ice, he's the same as the other Nations are when they're at war. It's a sight that Sweden will never forget. Written for the 2010 Olympics.

When the mysterious pilot keeps coming through his prison camp, Hogan isn't really sure what to make of it... A Hogan's Heroes/ Hetalia oneshot

The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :

In the middle of the night, a very loud storm goes over Germany's house. Prussia, being the big brother he is, goes to comfort his little brother from the storm. It comes to entail an scared Italian as well. Light Prussia/Germany/Italy

Ludwig is the farthest thing from a nursemaid, but Feliciano has caught a cold and needs some TLC. Gilbert's not about to help...some GerIta, mostly just friendship. Oneshot!

Germany falls asleep on his paperwork. Italy has a felt-tip pen. Hilarity Ensues, but Germany's not laughing. Ger/Ita if you want to see it, but otherwise just silliness. Oneshot.

Mid-Season 4 - Castiel confronts Dean about recklessness on a job. Warning: spanking of an adult and profanity. Intense and sharp, different from my normal writing.

Young Germany decides to treat his older brother to a bedtime story. Kink Meme de-anon.

Gilbert Beilschmidt doesn't like the way modern wars are waged. He hate the missles, the technology, and the impersonal world in which he lives. Warning for Suprisingly Eloquent!Prussia. Oneshot.

What Happens When the only food that Lovino will eat, is from someone he absolutely hates the most?

Nekotalia: Another typical day for the cat of awesomeness, Prussia

Dri has had the worst day of her entire life. Her car was stolen, she lost her job... Everything was going wrong until she met her hero at the supermarket. Then her life changed for the better. AU AmeRuss FrUK Gertalia. GENDERBEND *Mature for language*

*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE

All the time England has known America, there has been a secret room that no one is allowed to enter. One day, England sees that the door is unlocked, and decides to investigae. What will he find? NOTE: Not a slash fic. Rated T for mild language.

What happens when Canada finds an old soundtrack on his iPod? Add Prussia to the mix, and you have the makings of a singalong. PruCan

The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.

Cinderella, The TINO/BERWALD version Tino loses a bet and was forced into a dress to attend a New Year Party. At the Party, Prince Charming Berwald! falls in love with the wrong him...Sorry for lame Summary! REVIEW! PLEEEEASE! *Cries*

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Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

In which Scotland shows his love and hate for small children.

Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.

Some people ride bikes in their spare time. Some go swimming under the summer sun. Others express their artistic abilities. But not Sealand. Not Sealand...

When Germania is having trouble getting sick little!Prussia and HRE's fevers to go down, Rome makes himself useful for once and offers an effective remedy developed by the great Roman Empire. Slight RomexGermania.

It was nice to know that Germany was there if Prussia needed someone to lean on, on the rare occasion he could swallow his considerable pride long enough to do so.

Germany and Austria are arguing over the nationalities of composers again until they finally decide to settle it. Their reactions are...

Turkey had brought Iceland back to his place during the Turkish abductions. Unfamiliar and frightened by his surroundings, he may just find the only person who could help him. Someone who hates Turkey more than he ever would. GreecexIceland CRACK PAIRING!

When a spell back fires England is turned into a child. Now the hunt is on for France to find the cure and for America to watch Iggy. But the more time Alfred spends with England the more he learns about his childhood. REuploaded!

From the kink meme. England is sick of everyone mocking his belief in the fae, and decides to summon some that EVERYONE can see- Germany? Prussia? What the heck are you two doing in the array? Established FrUK, pre-Gertalia at very end. Rated for angst.

Why can't England remember what happened last night? How did he end up on the couch? How come there are bottles of alchohol on the floor? And most importantly, why is Russia watching him? Find out what happens and MORE! Ororo and Delulu

Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme

England reads The Little Prince to his kids. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. FrUK Warnings: mom!England, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg. Contains CTD spoilers.

Anna wishes for someone interesting. Maddie wishes for someone to see her. And Lovina? She just wishes that tomatoes could buy life insurance. When they meet Francis, Gilbert, and Antonio, three famous celebrities, there wishes are granted... Or are they?

America brings little Adrian and Mikhail to London for a school report. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. Rus/Am Warnings: mom!America, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg

Because Alfred F. Jones makes it his duty to save everyone. Even communist jerks. Implied Russiamerica.

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It's April Fool's Day, and plans are in the works to prank America. But will everything go as planned? What will America's reaction be? And how does Mexico keep sneaking into America's house? !

From the moment Ludwig was born he didn't utter a single word. He simply decided that he would forever be mute. Oneshot. GermanyxItaly

Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-

You never know what might happen by the side of a pool... Perhaps the blossoming of a summertime romance? HRExChibitalia, Ludwigxfem!Feli, double one-shot. Meaning two of them.

Italy decides that Germany needs a vacation. Right now.

There was no time or setting required for dancing.

Denmark is actually trying to work for once, but Norway isn't in complete approval. He's also causing quite a distraction with what he's wearing, or rather what he isn't. DenNor

Greece/Austria Austria gets turned into a cat by England's spell and picked up by Greece.

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Ivan muses about his lover and what the world doesn't see. Companion to "Ya Tebya Lyublyu"

In which Germany talks sexily, Russia and America may have a mental breakdown, and everyone else is scared. K for innuendos. The warning is, it was written in 5 minutes. Enjoi.

England notices America has a hammer and sickle tattoo on his ass while changing in a locker room and Russia explains why.

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

Fem!Norway can't hide her gender from Denmark forever, especially since she's growing up. DenFem!Nor, human names used.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Poland decides that Russia looks entirely un-cute in his current wardrobe, and decides to replace the stuffy outfits with something far more fabulous right before a world meeting. Not historical in the least.

Finished! Fanfiction picking up where Season 3 left off, dealing with the aftermath of the last great battle and the impact it has on the Autobots, the Decepticons and Cybertron. Carries on into a new story with familiar characters and expanding others.

America has something. Russia wants to know what that something is. When he finds out, can he restist it?

A oneshot based on the time that Russia sold his daughter Alaska to America, as well as her welcoming into Americas family.

Matthew gets a call from America and finds out He turned into a She! What's he gonna do when the World Conferance is starting soon? Bring her along of course! Chaos insues when the other World powers get a hold of her! RusxFemAmer past FemAmerxEngland!

One evening in Germany's study, Italy comes to visit him. And asks him a very interesting question, "What's your human name?" Companion fic to "Buon sole del mattino"

It was supposed to be a normal morning for Germany. This morning however, there was something terribly, terribly out of place. Fem!Italy GerIta if you squint.

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In the years of the Roman occupation of Great Britain, Roma takes it upon himself to teach little England about the customs of his house. No pairings; this isn't as loli-shouta as it sounds XD

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N.E.S.T has begun to make rules regarding to its members.

When he separated from Denmark, he thought he would be independent and free. Instead, all he became was was Sweden’s… wife?

Germany and Italy take their daughter along to one of the world meetings. GERMANY/ITALY Human names used, and there's a OC. YEY.

Germania and Rome decide to bring their grandsons together for a play date. Things go as can be expected when you bring little Feli, Lovi, Gilbert, and Ludwig together...

One of those meme things. Just a list of 100 things Japan is not allowed to do.

100 things that West requires I do if I'm to come to the meetings. ...How uncool.

Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.

Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America

*Germania, Rome* This is the reason why Germania never speaks. And since we're there, also the story of how the Roman Empire fell. Warning: Crack ahead.

Prussia considered himself lucky that his little brother was the obedient and well-behaved sort of kid. But he soon realizes that Germany isn't quite as compliant when sick and faced with taking medicine. Chibi!Germany and Brotherly!Prussia. Fluff.

Sweden discovers new land but doesn't find exactly what he was expecting.

What if, in an AU where ANH never had the chance to happen, Leia learnt the truth about her heritage and decided to confront Vader and Luke with it herself? Luke, Leia, Vader. One-shot.

AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.

Don't you just hate dust storms? 2007, 1942? Huh? What happened here?

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!

When a mission goes sour and leaves Luke with mild amnesia and temporary blindness, he finds himself rescued by a blackcaped, Imperial Force user. Luke and Vader must work together to escape death. Unashamed Luke Vader Father Son story, 1 yr post ANH.

Carter finds himself in over his head when he rescues a litter of kittens

When pressed to complete 3 missions at once - one forced on them as Schultz discovers dozens of civilians in 3 railway cars that he asks Hogan to get - the Heroes invent a phone-y plot to kill Himmler