Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Anime X-overs.
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile
Position: Log Worshiper (For Now)
Possible Book of Log Positions:
Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log
I will write stories and not update for months or days, please PM me if you want an update. I will try to update as often as possible though.
I'm either bi or asexual cause I really don't care and I really don't like either gender, I hardly every cry, and I hate inconsiderate assholes who laughs at others when their hurt (emotionaly, physicaly it doesn't matter it hurts) like my brother.
Who Am I?
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all his time on FaceBook, or talking about clothes, boys or sex to his friends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, Zeera Inu
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know all 12 Naruto hand signs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever googled google, copy and paste this on your profile.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.
Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on.
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!
The Akatsuki Classification
Pain (Fearlus Leaderus), Konan (Vaginus maximus)
Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius), Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus)
Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus), Deidara (Explodus Homosexus)
Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus), Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus)
Hidan (Smartus Assus), Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) Don't use any punctuation
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10) Sing along at the opera.
11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Yugi = sexy. (NOT YAMI YUGI, but just Yugi . . . Yuugi in Japan! ;D) Copy and paste if you follow this logic.
Marik = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.
Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: say OMG! YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA! (OMR!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you.
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME ATEM!
Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game. YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid. YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid.
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem or Bakura is there!
Normal people: Would never buy too expensive things because they might become out of money. YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people. YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. Or asking Seto to sue them for you.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you love Yu-Gi-Oh!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
I cry everytime I read these-
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1.) Post to show you care.
2.) Laugh and ignore it like a heartless bastard.
My favorite shade is Black
My favorite color is Dark purple
I love Ah-So's (It's a Restraunt)
Reading, Writing, Drawing, and collecting pictures for my hobbies
I have an above average reading level for my grade level.
I tend to be rude and I proudly state myself to be a bitch cause I own what I am I don't deny it.
I am an idiot, I am a rookie at writing, I pratically butcher the english language in my stories(pretty sure it's the same for any other language), I don't like large groups of people. I'd rather read a book then play outside, I'm slightly clepto... I hate it. I hate my father, I'm a momma's girl. I dislike most of my family, I'm a social butterfly when I want to be, but mst the time I'd rather walk around in cool autom air in a pair of old fassion malitary grade boots, a longskirt(with shorts underneath of course), a tanktop, a fuzzy jacket to snuggle into, and a sword on my hip for prtection perposess, most people hate my attitude. I make belive I'm strong so my friends wn't fall when I could use an ear to tell my problems to. Because I feel I can trust no one with these things I cllect stuffed animals (I'm over twenty) to tell my insacurities to. I usually hide in my room.
I love Black Veil Brides, Blood on the DanceFloor, My Chemical Romance, Falling in Reverse, Bullet for my Valentine, Disturbed, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Korn, Green Day, P!nk, Avril Lavinge, Nickelback, Celtic Woman, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Jeffree Star, Linkin Park, Nightcore, Nightwish, PANIC! At the Disco, Paramore, Shinedown, Simon Curtis, The All-American Rejects, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and many other musical artists.
My favorite songs are Youth and Whiskey by BVB, Dark Dreams & The Loving Dead by BOTDF, I'm Not Okay(I Promise) by MCR, I'm Not A Vampire by Falling in Reverse, Your Betrayl By BFMV, Ten-Thousand Fists in the Air & Indestructable by Disturbed, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, Just to Get High by Nickelback, Thnks fr th mmres by Fall Out Boy, Voodoo by Godsmack, Over the Hills and Far Away by Nightwish, New Perspective by PANIC! At the Disco, Misery Buisness by Paramore, Make It Stop, by Rise Against, Sound of Madness by Shinedown, Soul 4 Sale by Simn Curtis, Damned if I Do Ya (I forgget who it's by), This City is at War by CobraStarship, Dirty Little Secret by TA-AR, Face Down by TRJA, Welcome to the Masqurade by Thousand Foot Crutch, and Electric Shock by Girls Generation.
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