Kyuobou Zetsumei
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Anime X-overs.

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshiper (For Now)

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log

I will write stories and not update for months or days, please PM me if you want an update. I will try to update as often as possible though.

I'm either bi or asexual cause I really don't care and I really don't like either gender, I hardly every cry, and I hate inconsiderate assholes who laughs at others when their hurt (emotionaly, physicaly it doesn't matter it hurts) like my brother.

Who Am I?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all his time on FaceBook, or talking about clothes, boys or sex to his friends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, Zeera Inu

Randomness!!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know all 12 Naruto hand signs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever googled google, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!

The Akatsuki Classification

Pain (Fearlus Leaderus), Konan (Vaginus maximus)

Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius), Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus)

Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus), Deidara (Explodus Homosexus)

Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus), Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus)

Hidan (Smartus Assus), Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Don't use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Yugi = sexy. (NOT YAMI YUGI, but just Yugi . . . Yuugi in Japan! ;D) Copy and paste if you follow this logic.

Marik = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.


Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG! YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA! (OMR!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you.

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME ATEM!

Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game. YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid. YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem or Bakura is there!

Normal people: Would never buy too expensive things because they might become out of money. YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people. YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. Or asking Seto to sue them for you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love Yu-Gi-Oh!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

I cry everytime I read these-

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1.) Post to show you care.

2.) Laugh and ignore it like a heartless bastard.

My favorite shade is Black

My favorite color is Dark purple

I love Ah-So's (It's a Restraunt)

Reading, Writing, Drawing, and collecting pictures for my hobbies

I have an above average reading level for my grade level.

I tend to be rude and I proudly state myself to be a bitch cause I own what I am I don't deny it.

I am an idiot, I am a rookie at writing, I pratically butcher the english language in my stories(pretty sure it's the same for any other language), I don't like large groups of people. I'd rather read a book then play outside, I'm slightly clepto... I hate it. I hate my father, I'm a momma's girl. I dislike most of my family, I'm a social butterfly when I want to be, but mst the time I'd rather walk around in cool autom air in a pair of old fassion malitary grade boots, a longskirt(with shorts underneath of course), a tanktop, a fuzzy jacket to snuggle into, and a sword on my hip for prtection perposess, most people hate my attitude. I make belive I'm strong so my friends wn't fall when I could use an ear to tell my problems to. Because I feel I can trust no one with these things I cllect stuffed animals (I'm over twenty) to tell my insacurities to. I usually hide in my room.

I love Black Veil Brides, Blood on the DanceFloor, My Chemical Romance, Falling in Reverse, Bullet for my Valentine, Disturbed, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Korn, Green Day, P!nk, Avril Lavinge, Nickelback, Celtic Woman, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Jeffree Star, Linkin Park, Nightcore, Nightwish, PANIC! At the Disco, Paramore, Shinedown, Simon Curtis, The All-American Rejects, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and many other musical artists.

My favorite songs are Youth and Whiskey by BVB, Dark Dreams & The Loving Dead by BOTDF, I'm Not Okay(I Promise) by MCR, I'm Not A Vampire by Falling in Reverse, Your Betrayl By BFMV, Ten-Thousand Fists in the Air & Indestructable by Disturbed, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, Just to Get High by Nickelback, Thnks fr th mmres by Fall Out Boy, Voodoo by Godsmack, Over the Hills and Far Away by Nightwish, New Perspective by PANIC! At the Disco, Misery Buisness by Paramore, Make It Stop, by Rise Against, Sound of Madness by Shinedown, Soul 4 Sale by Simn Curtis, Damned if I Do Ya (I forgget who it's by), This City is at War by CobraStarship, Dirty Little Secret by TA-AR, Face Down by TRJA, Welcome to the Masqurade by Thousand Foot Crutch, and Electric Shock by Girls Generation.

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Oh My Dear Voldemort by Summers First Snow reviews
After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW SS/? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Human by nukagirl reviews
"Shit, I'm going to become a werewolf now, aren't I?" Stiles asked, shaking. He looked at the t-shirt which was already soaked through, "or die!" "No," Derek said, his voice almost quivering, "No, you're not going to die." He came closer, reaching out. "Get away from me!" Stiles screamed, backing up so his back hit the wall. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Parseltongue Makes a Difference by magicanimegurl reviews
Harry Potter kept his Parseltongue ability after the war. Life seems to be different because of this gift. Snakes become an important part of his life but will seeing the snake prince change his life even more. MPREG, M/M, DM/HP. *Second fanfic and first one-shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Calling To Him by xXRedNightXx reviews
Sesshomaru has gone into heat and he'll be damned if anyone is going to claim him. Will he change his mind when he sees who has come for him? Summary sucks, story is better! Lemony content ahead! Rated M for a reason!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
From A to Z by BlackBee reviews
26 stories of Kyuubi and Naruto all based around words beginning with each letter of the alphabet! Warning: YAOI. KyuuNaru and a few KyuuDark!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reforging of Bonds by Paradox en Vogue reviews
Two jinchuuriki duke it out in the forests outside Konoha, and when they fall, their inner demons rediscover what it means to experience the outside world for themselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Dragon Kitsune Knight by Isom reviews
I got the request for a remake of Kitsune Dragon knight, and here it is. Sasuke bashing. naruto harem. strong/smart/powerful Naruto. Expect idiocy form the council. changed name since it is a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Young by DraconisNight130 reviews
Sad little two-shot about Naruto's birthday. Warnings: character death, suicide, self-harm
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PCP Plot Bunnies by TalaDentro reviews
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Trouble with Imps by crossoverworldgirl95 reviews
Harry comes into his strange creature Inheritance and also gains eyebrow raising mates. What will this mean when he goes back to Hogwarts! Dumbledore bashing slight Ginny, Ron and Hermione Bashing. slash FredHarryGeorge ADOPTED by dianemalfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by shedevil628 reviews
5th in my series. read after those.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by shedevil628 reviews
4th in my series. read the first 3 if you like them, then read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by shedevil628 reviews
Much darker than my previous ones. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by shedevil628 reviews
Sequal to my first story... Read that first if you like it then read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone by shedevil628 reviews
When Harry was only six years old he learned exactly what hatred was. He hated them. His abusive aunt and uncle were oh so perfect in society's eyes. But behind closed doors it was a different story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than Teammates better than friends by AkwardLilTrollLover reviews
so my nii-san and i were on the computer and we were checking my fan fict and he said to add up his story :D so i did he said he hopes you like it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
According To You by YaoiProfessorYuki reviews
Harry has been in a relationsip with Severus Snape for two years now, but it seems that the 'love' is only going one way. What happens when Severus' boss takes an interest in Harry and starts giving him the care he's always wanted? Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S. - Complete
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Makin' it to the movies: how to become a porn star by Rock Junkie and DikiCat reviews
When you walk into a cloth shop, you'd never think that your life is about to change, do you? slash malemale, cross dressing, bookworm ,weasle and dumby bashing, minor BDSM and hot! sex. hpmulti, oocness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,612 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Harry P., OC
Sacrifice of the Nine by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
After a mob attack Naruto is now unable to use chakra correctly. But that won't stop him from becoming Hokage. From a letter from his father he learns of Alchemy. What will he do with this new found power? read and find out! NaruHinaAnko
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Greed
Kisses in the Dark by The.Silent.Leader reviews
A short little oneshot of Shino catching Kiba off guard. With everything he's got. Drabble. Lemon. Yaoi. Reviews would be loved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Even In Dreams by kisskissMina reviews
When Gaara decides to go visits his ill friend Naruto... GaaraxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of the Enigma by SilverHaraki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was an Enigma. So open yet so closed off. Hatake Kakashi is set to unraveling this Enigma. Warnings: Definite Yaoi : Crossdressing : OOCness : Possible OCs : Appearance Changes : Kakanaru is mentor/student maybe family later on
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Awesome Log: A Tribute To The Holy Log by Namikazesora reviews
A tribute to the Holy book of Log by The Third Fang in the form of a song-fic using the song Awesome God by Rich Mullins, first story/song-fic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
My furry little secret by The Dark Hattress reviews
naruto had a secret and a crush. what happens when his crush is around and finds out his secret accidentally? find out inside. KakaNaru. Yaoi lemon 2x enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Damn Bakura by Sakaiya reviews
Kleptoshipping! Bakura just simply doesn't do virgins. He simply refuses. So how the hell did he wind up in bed with Yugi? And why has he gone back more than once? Rated M for Chapter 5
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M.
HidanTobi Oneshot by Biscuit15 reviews
Random lemon with Hidan and Tobi WARNING/ Lemon, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Forsaken son by TheFoundersFour reviews
AU/OOC evan Potter is bwl. and Harry? He is the abused bastard of James with a male lover.Ignored and abused before school, Harry is all but forgotten until James and Lily are near broke,and see he can fetch them a lot of cash warn slash/mprg, abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,645 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 4,906 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Castle Guards: A Naruto, Harry Potter crossover by Ammie Hawk reviews
First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,736 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Time is an Ocean in a Storm by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
The past is not what it seems and Naruto is about to find out the hard way. He must travel to the past to save the future. Time travel Naruto along with a few crossovers. Naruto/Mei Terumi Rated M for later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Naruto: Fullmetal by Chrisdz reviews
In this world nothing can be gained without first giving something of greater or equal value. An art long since forgotten has been revivied and a new legend shall walk the earth. Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist xover, Naru/harem
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Fun by wonderfulmika reviews
Zetsu Teaches Tobi his fun song...hehe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Care For a Child by The Mother Rose reviews
All they had to do was care. But they didn't and this is what happens when a child of Naruto's quality gives up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Kindred Souls by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto has broken under the weight of the truth of his existence. Kakashi tries to bring him back to reality from which he has fled. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rising Spiral by Kyuusaisha no Ranmyaku reviews
Kakashi's favoritism and the village's scorn is slowly driving Naruto to hate the village. To set him straight and to fix Kakashi's mistake, Sarutobi takes an interest in Naruto's training. Naruto/Dynasty Warriors cross.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,486 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Insane Dreams by Cap'n BlackRose reviews
Harry just wants to be left alone after killing Voldemort. Since when has he ever gotten what he wanted? An accident in time, broken laws and beliefs, a wooing, and Harry finds love and sanity. Salazar/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Candy and Cigarettes by Sakaiya reviews
Complete! They didn't really mean to leave him alone. He knew this. Still he can't stop the desire so he goes the only place he knows for human companionship. KLEPTOSHIPPING
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
Masks by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto introspective
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Art of Sarcasm by mctwisps reviews
I was in a comedic mood. A simple drabble. Crack-fic. It's basically role-playing i guess... anyways. R&R! it's comedic randomness with sarcasm! sasusaku-sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Closer To You by Sentai reviews
Shino made a promise to Kiba that if he passed his exams, they would do it. Will Kiba keep his promise? ShinoKiba, AU?, Yaoi, oneshot, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Letter in the Wind by Phantom and Leon Engal reviews
GaaNaru. He sees a note flying down from the heavens. When he reads it, his heart flutters at the fact whoever wrote this has a beautiful heart. All hail fluffy, smutty yaoi! Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
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Kyuubi No Naruto reviews
Naruto grows up vengeful and a little evil. While keeping the mask of a sweet genin. Naruto is a scary character when you mess with his 'children'. Watch as Naruto takes on the rest of Rookie Nine and has a dream. Take down Konoha and build a better and stronger village. So why is Gaara his boyfriend? Slight Yaoi, no lemons, mild violence, more warnings inside. On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
All My Own reviews
Naruto over hears something that makes him run from the academy, after talking to ANBU Team Hakumei he finds a real family. NarutoYaoiHarem, AnkoKura, GenmaGekko, IbikiIruka, ZabuzaHaku. (Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto it would have same-sex couples, three-somes(not lemons just three people dating eachother), and more.)(May hold some lemons, alt of cursing in later chapters)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Naruto U.
Two Songs
The Elemental Nations come together and Naruto and a couple of friends decided to sing two songs. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Challenges, Summaries, Whatever
A whole lot of summaries I have but don't use, go wild. Some translated words from Eglish to Japanese/Russain and sme Japanese to English words to. I don't my summaries are that bad so... If you notice something that should be classified a M please let me know. I will change the rating. Mostly Yaoi Pairings, you can change it though, just PLEASE use them to write good stories.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Published: 12/7/2012
Kinky Love reviews
Gaara says something bad to Naruto, then it went like dominos... AU /Lemon /Yaoi/ Rating MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
If Naruto Gave up Ramen reviews
Refer to title... Plot bunny randomness...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete