Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile
Position: Log Worshiper (For Now)
Possible Book of Log Positions:
Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log
I will write stories and not update for months or days, please PM me if you want an update. I will try to update as often as possible though.
I'm either bi or asexual cause I really don't care and I really don't like either gender, I hardly every cry, and I hate inconsiderate assholes who laughs at others when their hurt (emotionaly, physicaly it doesn't matter it hurts) like my brother.
Who Am I?
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all his time on FaceBook, or talking about clothes, boys or sex to his friends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, Zeera Inu
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know all 12 Naruto hand signs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever googled google, copy and paste this on your profile.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.
Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!
The Akatsuki Classification
Pain (Fearlus Leaderus), Konan (Vaginus maximus)
Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius), Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus)
Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus), Deidara (Explodus Homosexus)
Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus), Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus)
Hidan (Smartus Assus), Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
10 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
7) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
8) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
9) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
10) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
My favorite shade is Black
My favorite colors are Dark Blue and Bronze
I like fried Asian foods.
Reading, Writing, and Collecting pictures.
I have an above average reading level for my grade level.
I tend to be rude and I proudly state myself to be a bitch cause I own what I am I don't deny it.
I love Black Veil Brides, Disturbed, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Green Day, P!nk, Nicki Minaj, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Nightwish, PANIC! At the Disco, Paramore, Shinedown, Cher, Bon Jovi, and many other musical artists and bands.
I'm not the original owner of this profile. She gave it to me, so it's going through a tiny remodel.