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American Holiday by Pantherlily reviews
After a rough Christmas a much needed vacation is in order. The family goes to America for a cross-country drive, starting in NYC and ending in LA. Probably mostly fluffy and cute things. Part nine in a Johnlock series. Reading the previous stories is recommended but that's a lot of reading at this point.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,462 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Even if Saving You Sends Me to Heaven by Candra 'wolfgal97 reviews
"Okay, let's cut to the chase. My name is Rhuen and I'm an Guardian angel. I'm on a mission sent from heaven to watch over this idiot over here," I said, using my thumb to gesture behind me at the bleached vampire.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Spike
How to Offend a Hobbit by Sakrea reviews
Thorin Oakenshield finds out the hard way that sharing even the smallest details of a hobbit's relationship might get him upset. Bilbo/Thorin Implied movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by Norah Rose reviews
Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Proposal by biohazardgirl reviews
Abed proposes while they rewatch Star Wars. Part 1 of #TroyandAbedGettingMarried
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Troy B., Abed N. - Complete
Instant Spander ficlets by Kahuna Burger reviews
Various ficlets that were written for spur of the moment drabble posts with minimal editing. Each chapter is titled with the prompt used. All are slashy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Spike, Xander H.
Drabble 3 by Rayne-Jelly reviews
A series, mini, of unconnected Spander drabbles no context, no interference, just random mush. Enjoy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Spike, Xander H.
At the Beach by katie98ification reviews
The study group goes to the beach over the summer, and Troy and Abed realize some things.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Five times by atasteofarmageddon reviews
... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Intermediate Chaos Theory by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
"In this universe, at least." Troy and Abed hypothesize about the outcomes of the other timelines in "Remedial Chaos Theory". Spoilers for that episode. Troy/Abed.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Abed N., Troy B.] - Complete
I'll Never Tell by cylobaby27 reviews
The dancing demon has come to London! The newly engaged John and Sherlock wake up to find themselves singing about their concerns with their upcoming nuptials.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Snippets by WhimsicalCircles reviews
A series of assorted Troy/Abed drabbles, all relatively slice-of-life in nature. Lengths and ratings vary.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Abed N., Troy B.
If Things Were Different: Let My Sorrow Swallow Me by The Circus reviews
He's known the man since he was eighteen.He's watched him go to war and back. From a prompt that said 'Sherlock knew John before he went to war. Now he finds out that he's been shot infront of the team from the yard'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of High Drama and Ice Sculptures by HereThereBeFic reviews
In which Troy and Abed create their own sub-genre. Rated for language and offscreen or very, very nondescript sex.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Troy B., Abed N. - Complete
Afghanistan in Baskerville by Amaya Ramiel reviews
What if John hadn't seen the hound when Sherlock trapped him in the lab? What if instead, his very real nightmares of the war had materialized all around him? Trapped and drugged, John can't tell what's real and what's not. How will Sherlock react?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It All Started With a Girl by nicnac918 reviews
Spike gets a new job as a pilot and relates to his new crew through stories about his past.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Spike
And Go Like This by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sherlock Holmes at a Watson family function
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Bed Intruder by Power Of Funk reviews
Every night, Sherlock will wait until John falls asleep, then he'll creep into his bed, hold him, tell him he loves him and pretend that they're a couple. John has nightmares, so it's all fine, right? Wrong. Implied eventual S/J. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Public Flashback by grannysknitting reviews
Donovan touches the Wrong Shoulder and triggers a very unpleasant response. Hurt/Comfort, established relationship, and Anderson has a clue...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Quite Annoyance by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock wants to show off, Lestrade takes it in his stride, and John gets the giggles
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fight by forsaken2003 reviews
Spike and Xander have a fight
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Numerical Phraseology by alikat522 reviews
Fifty one-sentence prompts, all about Abed and the Disco Spider. Small spoilers up through 2.16, Troy/Abed.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Shop Girl by skargasm reviews
Observations of a British Shop Girl
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Social Cohesion by alikat522 reviews
Sometimes people just fit together. Troy/Abed, shameless fluff.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Frostbite by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
John and Sherlock are trapped for the night in the cold and have to share body heat to stay warm. Mild slash, mostly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kisses by TheShadierTwin reviews
Based on a prompt by Lady Q: "write a story based on the weirdest places for Spike and Xander to have their first kiss." I also added in a few other kisses in the relationship. ;D Fluff.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Common Knowledge by whitelilly reviews
When Sherlock see's him his mind goes blank... He detests him for it. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Extraordinary by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Name the Stars by Gilari reviews
Mal's not sure about the strange new passager that signs on with Serenity. What with his bleached blond hair and his leather coat that looks like it belongs in a museum, Mal is a mite suspicious.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Spike, River
Never trust men in tight jeans by ValHund reviews
Andrew, helped by Spike, fulfills his mission to meet the members of a punk band that have suspiciously pointy teeth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Andrew, Spike - Complete
5 More Characters That Never Were The Slayer by crackers4jenn reviews
Featuring: Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother; Michael Scott, The Office; Sue Sylvester, Glee; Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec; Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir, Community.
Crossover - Glee & Community - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sue S. - Complete
Entropy Spander Style by Rocki reviews
How Entropy should have ended with Xander in the Magic Box instead of Anya. Spander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Fix Me by amyxaphania reviews
During his stay at the Initiative, Spike discovers that there’s something worse than being chipped… Very short ficlet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Spike, Riley F. - Complete
Kittens by Rocki reviews
Xander has to babysit Spike when he goes out at night. What happens when a kitten gets involved? Xander/Spike pairing
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Xander H., Spike
Another Victim by calikocat reviews
Takes place in season 7 after they rescue Xander from the date with the Demon Lady. He goes into the Gay Me Up speech and things take an unexpected turn. Rated T for Spike's Bloody Hells.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Redefinition by Gryvon reviews
Spike/Xander. A change in Spike means a change in their relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Good Morning Beautiful by SlytherinGoddessRoseThorns reviews
Songfic. I Own Nothing WARNING HPDM KINDA FLUFFY DOM.Harry! Sub. Draco! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Promissio by AlidaHush reviews
Sequal to Condolesco. They've never been intimate...well, except that one time...
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Inside Jokes by Sorrel reviews
Xander Harris rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Spike's the only one who gets his jokes. Who knew spring cleaning could be so effective? Spike-Xander SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Xander H., Spike
Cerulean Blue by Earwax reviews
Post-NFA. Tell me about the broken places. AngelSpike one-shot.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Angel, Spike - Complete
A Fire That Does Not Burn by Miranda15 reviews
This is an AU SLASH story, meaning that two characters of the same sex are in a romantic relationship. If you don't like it, then PLEASE don't read.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Angel, Spike
The Watcher Chronicles by Doyle-sb4 reviews
AngelSpike. Andrew is back with a mission for Spike and Angel.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Angel, Spike
Love is a Very Probable Event by KittySister reviews
Arthur and Ford share an improbable moment. ArthurFord
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/6/2004
Spider Webs reviews
The potential origins of the mysterious Maria "Spider" Harley, the most popular Spikette in ATF. In this chapter, high-school senior Maria is presented with an interesting, but potentially dangerous, opportunity at a scientific research company. More to come!
Angel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Spike