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Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Tetris.

When you're sad, just remember it is the dementor's fault and that it's perfectly fine to eat loads of chocolate!!!

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I, Dementors Hate Chocolate, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors always review!

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10 Signs you are a Castiel Girl

1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.

2. Trench coats make you giggle

3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"

5. You laugh when you see alcohol

6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"

7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile

8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.

9. References to narcotics, orgy's, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flat bread, not ordering from the menu, whoopee cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, and "not incontinent" make you giggle.

10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix

If I could have anything from the magical world, I would probably chose a wand. Then I could make an ordinary broom into a flying one, change chocolate bars into chocolate frogs and so on.

If I could try any food from Harry's world, I would choose...hmmm... Bertie Bott's beans and butterbeer.

Sirius quotes:

"If you made a better rat then a human, that's not much to boast about."

"You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!"

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them."

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs, crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...of course he might have craweled up into the airing upboard and died.. But I mustn't get my hopes up."

"Kreacher is cleaning," the elf repeated. "Kreacher lives to serve the noble house of Black-- "

"--and it's getting blacker every day, its filthy." Sirius said.

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

"Reading between the lines, I'd say she thinks you're a bit conceited, mate."

He was laughing at her. "Come on, you could do better than that!" he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room. The second jet of light hit him squarely in the chest.

"D'you think your father and I would've lain down and taken orders from an old hag like Umbridge?"

"The ones that love us never really leave us. You can always find them in here."

"The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both ligt and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."

I frigging love Supernatural, I have become Obsessed with Castiel(aka Misha Collins}. A friend gave me the first season in October of 2012, and I have become addicted to it! It kills me how season 7 ended. I just love how Cass was when he was crazy talking about insects and such. And when he first came back as Emanuel, the first thing you saw was his ass in those gray pants! hehe! He looks so weird, I was happy when Dean gave him back his awesome trench-coat! Now, because of Castiel, every time I see a trench-coat I think of Cass.

Obviously, fav character in Supernatural is Cass, but I love Sammy and Dean, too, and Bobby, of course.

Love Dean/Castiel pairing! If you know of any good ones, please PM me!

Favorite things:



Kitties! I have 5.

Crocheting. I make blankets for cats in the shelter.

Music. I love Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Pink, Maroon 5, Train, The Script, bon jovi

Fav TV shows:

Twilight zone


Family guy

The Honeymooners

Supernatural{love you, Sammy, Dean and Cass!}

The Big Bang Theory

I found a really cool website called freekibble where they post a trivia question about dogs each day that you can answer. 10 pieces of kibble are donated for each question answered {even if you didn't answer it correctly}. There is also one for cats, freekibblekat. Please check it out, and help feed shelter animals.

And if you want to challenge yourself, there's a website called freerice. It has the same concept of the above website; answer a question and 10 grains of rice will be donated to feed hungry people. You can keep answering questions, though, until you get one wrong; then you have to start over. There's also different subjects like literature, anatomy, math, geography, ect. It's really fun to do, and at the same time you're helping others. Try it out! Copy and paste these websites onto your profile so othe people can help, too!


Saving just one pet won't change the world, but it surely will change the world for that one pet.

American writer Josh Billings said, "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

French poet and novelist, Anatole France said, "Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul is unawakened."

18th century German philosopher Immanuel Kant said, "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."

The English novelist and cat-lover Charles Dickens, is known for saying, "What greater gift than the love of a cat"

The saying, "Happy is the home with at least one cat", is an Italian proverb.

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats", is an English Proverb

Nobel Peace Prize winner Albert Schweitzer said, "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats"

Nobel Peace Prize winner, Dr. Albert Schweitzer said, "It is man's sympathy with all creatures that first makes him truly a man".

Author Louis Sabin said, "No matter how little money & how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich"

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." is a Colonial American Proverb

German Philosopher, Immanuel Kant said, "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals"

Thank you so much to everyone who reviews and adding my stories to favorites/alerts. It makes my day! My brothers say that I'm addicted to Harry Potter. I'm always checking my e-mail to see if I got anything from fanfiction! I think about Harry Potter when I'm working, and can't wait to come home and write!

Aoccdrnig to a

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If you could read that, paste this to your profile

The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or does not need a guy to complete her.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

The girl that would freak out about meeting a famous author while everybody else freaked out about the newest celebrity.

Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

99% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump. 0.5% of teens would bring a good chair and some popcorn. And the other 0.5% would be helping to push him off. If you are one of the groups that would watch him jump or help push him off, post this to your profile!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 % of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. {My Uncle Bobby.}

Here is a really funny joke

Bob died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all these clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone one Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Bob, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never lied."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hilary Clinton's clock?" Bob asked.

"That clock's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Sorry to you H.C. fans out there but I personally don't like her, and I thought this was funny as hell. :-)


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed (you know you did)... Or are planning to do any of these things

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Re-post this if you laughed.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction {I am Addicted! But as I tell my friends, it's better to be addicted to reading and writing then drugs}

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.{My brothers make fun of me all the time, saying that reading is for losers}

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. {The Master of Disguise!}

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile {HAHAHA! just had a laughing fit}

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.{SIRIUS BLACK!}

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile {Duh, if I'm writing fanfics, I'm still alive...but I'm in heaven when I'm writing!}

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you like laughing, copy and this to your profile. {HAHAHA! Who doesn't like laughing? Severus Snape, probably...}

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. {I get excited if I get one!}

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. {I've asked alot of stupid obvious questions}

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. {Change!}

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.{Mwahaha read my stories and you'll see I'm crazy!}

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.{I zone out all the time when people are talking to me, and then I have no idea what the person was saying!}

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. {I live in my little world more then I do in the regular world}

Copy and Past this if you have never noticed that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The ABC Song have the same tune.

My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why. "

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8

. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers!

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Bella
I say Bellatrix
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team James
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that would be Lily and James
You say the wolf pack was close
I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

When someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

For Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks

When someone is an extremely bubbly klutz

I Promise to have Constant Viligance

For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig

Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)

When I have to take a slice of humble pie

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

When I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby

The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna

When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus

When thing go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's

When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart

Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I Promise to remember Snape

When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling

When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?" I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will Remember Harry Potter


You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth.(Sometimes) Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 11


You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall.You like getting medicites/manicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. Used to play with dolls as little kid. You love the movies. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it Like being the star of every thing

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Glowsticks by MinibooExtreme reviews
Harry and Dean have some fun with the rest of the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Dean T.
Twenty-Four Hours by KittyThomas reviews
Logan and Max obtain another temporary cure for the virus... for twenty-four hours. But those twenty-four hours can have life-altering consequences... For those who wanted closure!
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Max, Logan C./Eyes Only] - Complete
Wascawy Wabbit, Or How Dean's Weekend Ended Up by IShipItAllAndThenSome reviews
The long and the short of it is that Dean and Cas get on a witch's bad side and she turns them into small fluffy baby animals. Poor, put-upon Sam must take care of these hyperactive and adorable balls of fluff. Speaking of, that's basically what this story is. K for some swearing and a little angel-on-demon violence. Pre-Destiel included. @LilyAndHerTramps: IT'S YOUR TURN!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Tattoo Time by Chika Vazquez reviews
After Castiel lost his grace he had greater risks. Maybe it was time to look into getting a tattoo. [I didn't reread it, so I'm sorry for any grammar mistakes.]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,684 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Help Wanted by DeenaTweety reviews
When Pansy gets cast out of the family fold, she has to get a job and figure out how to live on her own. Neville needs to hire someone to help him in his shop. Of course, everyone has an opinion. More inside! Humor, drama, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,550 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Pansy P., Neville L.
Bellatrix's Melody by Born Beautiful reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort were blessed with a beautiful little girl named Melody. But with the fall of Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix had to leave her daughter with a Muggle Family. Now fifth-teen years later will the family unite?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., OC
I Will Carry You Through It All by Kimisha reviews
16 Year Old Dean Winchester's life is turned upside down when his Dad marries his current girlfriend Sophie and Dean is about to gain a new step Brother in the form of Castiel Novak. Playing happy families is clearly not on the cards when Dean realises he will never be able to think of Castiel as his brother and his feelings are taking a much more forbidden route. AU Destiel!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,741 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Reasons Why Wingmen Shouldn't Have Wings by kyaticlikestea reviews
Fed up of his brother setting him up on terrible dates, Dean appoints Cas as his wingman. Cas only has one condition; he can ask one favour from Dean, and Dean can't refuse. When that favour turns out to be a date, Dean is apprehensive. Misunderstandings, mistakes and misdirected angst ensue, and it's all written on Dean's soul.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dean Winchester is a 100 Heterosexual, Manly Man of Masculinity by kyaticlikestea reviews
Dean just likes women. He likes their long legs and their soft hair and lips and their smooth skin and the way they like him. He just doesn't swing the other way. Which doesn't really explain why he finds the guy behind Jo so fascinating. Or, the college AU in which Dean enters crisis talks with his own sexuality and maybe falls in love a little bit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Supernatural Epilogue by EliotWinchester reviews
An adaptation of the epilogue at the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows using the characters of Supernatural. Includes some original characters, although obviously I don't own any characters which appear in the show. This is an adaptation only and therefore follows the rough dialogue of the Harry Potter chapter, whilst maintaining the characters of Supernatural.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sam W. - Complete
Carrier by kototyph reviews
Wherein Castiel broaches a delicate subject and Dean reacts unfavorably. (Crack, Aliens, Alien Sex, Discussions of Mpreg, Unexplored Backstory)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pieces of Home by exorcisingemily reviews
Castiel's bag seems to acquire trash and scraps and receipts. It takes a while for Dean to understand what they mean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
The One in Which the Nerd Angel is Probably the Maple Syrup by Theoriginalflame reviews
Sam wants a Christmas Tree and totally unaware Dean promised Cas a better one while they were in Purgatory, trys to convince his brother to rescue a half dead twig... Dean always gets his way though, and pancakes, Dean always gets his pancakes too 'cuz pancakes are like... the best thing ever Sammy' even if a pancake guy 'used to like bacon'
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Healer Hollander by Gryffindorkkk reviews
Fred finds himself smitten with Madam Pomfrey's new assistant healer. Mostly AU. FWxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Uncle Tom Riddle by NYANCAT56 reviews
Four year old Hermione Granger is taken by her uncle, Tom Riddle, to live at his castle and become his Dark Heir; But Tom should know by now that the future can rarely be planned..ties in with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,764 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Don't Call Me Baby by DC Derringer reviews
Castiel is confused by Dean's preferred pet name.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Adventures of Hagrid and the DeathEaterHunterSquad by AvisBat reviews
Hagrid has a vision. A vision that will lead him on the greatest adventure of all time. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Rubeus H., Minerva M.
Why Angels Shouldn't Play Video Games by ramsaybaggins reviews
Dean introduces Cas to Tetris
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Cinderfella Story by LePipi reviews
Castiel is the high school 'dinerboy', and Dean is the popular jock. Though they are also Angelboy and U.N.Owen. A dance will reveal something but not all. A Cinderella Story AU, Highschool!AU
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
I'll Never Forget You by Lou666 reviews
Drabble. The end of year feast told from the point of view of the orange and banana in the fruitbowl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
The Hunter's Guide to the Parallels of Sex and Pie by Kirabaros reviews
Is there such a thing? Dean Winchester seems to think so and tries to explain to our beloved adorkable angel Castiel why pie is like having sex. Rated M for suggestive themes and language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Deal with a New Baby by bballgirl3022 reviews
Dean and Castiel have a new baby. Castiel isn't quite comfortable with parenting yet. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Soft Kitty by Dansu Hatake reviews
Dean is very sick with a nasty flu, and Castiel is left to care for the poor man. In attempts to comfort him, the angel comes across a song.
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Severus Snape & Some Drunken Harry Potter Fans by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What if Snape got fed up and went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And then met up with some drunk HP fans? Hilarity and craziness ensue. Fluff and humor galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Stewie Kills Voldemort by MagicalAlchemist17 reviews
Stewie Griffin shows up during the Final battle and does everyone a favor. Do I need to say more? Features everyone's favorite evil little baby!
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G., Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Everybody Loves Stewie Ep 2 by Jedi Alex Colbent reviews
Bellatrix gets what's coming to her! I will say nothing more!
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Stewie G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Guardian Angels Come With Sex by rchginger reviews
PWP: Castiel watches and Waits for Dean to call on him...rated for a reason...m/m sex don't like don't read. Comments are like cookies and make me happy. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
Bobby's Treat by wowpie reviews
Bobby recieves a reward for his help in the apocalypse, probably not what he was expecting...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Castiel, Bobby S. - Complete
A Subtle Magic by Maran Zelde reviews
If only he could lift the lid off their minds as easily as he lifted the flowerpot. Vignette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Neville L. - Complete
I wanna take you to a gay bar by gossa reviews
Dean,Sam and Castiel are on a hunt that leads them to a gay bar.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Something Good by AwesomePants87 reviews
Dean and Castiel's son, Hunter, is frightened by a thunderstorm. Dean sings to him to make him feel better. Family fluff ensues. Not an MPREG. :
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A shoulder to Cry On by hobbleit reviews
written for a prompt in the SickDean meme. A curse causes Dean to reveal his deepest fears of being abandoned and Castiel in there to comfort. Yes it is slash, don't like, don't read
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Father by q-siam reviews
Dean thinks he can understand what Castiel is going through. Dean/Castiel Drabble
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ab Inconvenienti by Rama Pi reviews
If it had been anyone else, Castiel would have taken the opportunity to go away from this horrible mart place. But it was Dean Winchester, who, upon discovering the ragged shape of Jimmy’s coat, had demanded they go find a new, better one.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dude, I flunked the baby by clueless-chan reviews
Something's growing and kicking inside Dean and it was not a demon. Slash, Castiel/Dean, mpreg, smut, lemon, crackish, twisted ending.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ron, Voldy, and Muffins by Amythista reviews
A dark day for Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Three Words by Tashaelizabeth reviews
A series of drabbles about a very screwed up relationship. My first attempt at Wincest. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
He's Mine by CatherineWinner reviews
Sam is Dean's. John learns this the hard way. wincest
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Stitch in Time by TDWidow reviews
When will the Weasley twins learn to stop experimenting on themselves? When their latest invention goes haywire, Fred and George meet some very interesting people they definitely didn’t expect. MASH crossover. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - George W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
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Lily's Bad Decision reviews
Lily realizes Severus was right about James: he really is an arrogant toerag, and Lily can't deal with it anymore. She leaves James, partly because he's a jerk, and partly because she remembers Severus. Contains some swear words, torture scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 112,253 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Lily's Hunt for the Horcruxes reviews
James and Harry are murdered, and Lily is left alone. She goes on a mission for the Order with Remus and Sirius to kill Voldemort... and is accompanied by Severus Snape. Crazy seductive Bellatrix in later chapters, and the rise of another Dark Lord. rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 117,630 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Actions Speak Louder Than Words reviews
Castiel tells Dean how he feels on the eve of what he thinks is his death. But he survives, and Dean and Castiel explore this new relationship. Sam joins them, and they fight to end the Apocalypse. Dean becomes a father. SLASH Destial MPREG. warning: some OOC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,908 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts his Cakehole reviews
A collection of Supernatural oneshots based on songs that I've heard. There will be different pairings; lots of Destial! Please read, and you won't be disappointed!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
A Wing and A Prayer reviews
Castiel has a secret, and because he didn't share it with the Winchesters, it harbors dangerous consequences. Rated M for Rape, some swearing, possible MPREG, slash. Rapevictim!Dean. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,244 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Angel Dreams reviews
Dean wants Castiel. But will he be able to tell him how he feels? Or will everyone find out from his vivid angel dreams? Slash Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sock Puppet? Or Hooker? reviews
Mr. Fizzles has a lady friend over.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
Playing Pool with an Angel reviews
It's been a few days since Dean saw Cas. What will happen when they meet up in a bar? Destiel. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Snow Angels reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to make snow angels. Cute Destiel fluff. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Castiel the Kid reviews
Castiel is playing with his brothers and sisters in heaven, but Lucifer and Micheal start to bully him. He hears words of comfort from a surprising source and learns confusing information that he does not yet understand. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Castiel - Complete
Dude, What's a Slash Fan? reviews
Poor Sam and Dean. They might fight monsters, but how will they be able to deal with Supernatural Fans? What will happen when they discover the wonderful world of FanFiction? Read and find out! Oneshot. Rated M for some sex scenes, language and other stuff that some people might find offensive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Kitten Will Lead To Mpreg reviews
Castiel finds a stray kitten and brings it home to Dean. This, however strange it may sound, leads to a Destiel mpreg. Read, Review, and Love Destiel. ONESHOT about kittens and angels and hunters, oh my!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mates for Life, until Death do us Part reviews
Dean and Castiel are inseparable mates. But now it is Dean's time to leave this earth, and Castiel can do nothing about it. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Forbidden Love in Sleezy Motels reviews
Dean and Sam are young and in love. Too bad their father finds out. rated M for Wincest. Angry!John. Oneshot about true love. Sorry, I couldn't come up with a better title, I'm terrible at it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dad's Gone, Sammy reviews
Dean comforts Sam when John goes of on a hunt. Young Sam/Dean. Canon, Oneshot Please R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Sammy's Soullessness comes in Handy reviews
What happens when Sam and Dean meet a Dementor? And what will Harry, Ron and Hermione do about it? Season 6 Supernatural, post-war Harry Potter. Crazy oneshot crackfic, some minor swearing by Dean! Please R&L&R! {Read and Laugh and Review!}
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Rape of an Angel reviews
Something terrible happens to Castiel, and he goes to the only person who can help: Dean. Rated M for rape scene. Oneshot, Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Raphael - Complete
Tetris reviews
I hate Tetris. So why do I play?
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
Rising From Perdition reviews
Dean's point of view of escaping Hell. R&R, please!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Taking Charge
Castiel is feeling uncomfortable; Dean is removing his clothes in a motel room, and keeps telling him to relax. Will he? A quick oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Castiel's New York City Adventure reviews
Dean and Sam take Castiel for a day trip to New York City. Will Castiel have fun? Or will he hate the city? Read to find out! Situations designed to confuse Castiel's angel mind. COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Top 20 Muggle Pranks reviews
Fun with whoopee cushions, pins, Sirius' phobia, and more! Lily pranks, James gives up pranking, and Remus finds a wolfie girl. Marauder era. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,889 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Eyes of Green, Never Forgotten reviews
Severus' dream about Lily Potter turns into a nightmare. He wants to forget, but he can't. Scene from Battle of Hogwarts at the end. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Poem for Lily reviews
Poem format- Severus' feelings for Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guilt reviews
Lily and Severus meet in a bar after the deaths of Harry and James, and Lily learns that Severus told Voldemort about the prophecy. Eventually Lily forgives Severus, but then something terrible happens. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dudley, you're a wizard! reviews
Dudley gets a letter from Hogwarts. Will his parents let him go? And what will Harry think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Opinion reviews
James' asks Sirius opinion about getting married. Short Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Will you go out with me? reviews
First dates of different Hogwarts couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
Premonition reviews
A short oneshot about Severus and Lily. Severus gets a glimpse of the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Names reviews
Draco gets disgusted by his parents behavior. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
The Whispers reviews
Harry feels Voldemort's emotions, and they start to effect Harry, causing him to act unlike himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What is a Snapple? reviews
Snape steal's Malfoy's girlfriend, Malfoy says he's hot, Lily comes back, and Harry gets disgusted. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Voldemort! reviews
Voldemort is not happy with the party his Death Eaters throw for him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
What would Hermione do for a Klondike Bar? reviews
What does Hermione do for a Klondike Bar? You wanna know? Well, I'm not telling you! You have to read and find out! A ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
What is a Drapple? reviews
A Draco/Apple pairing. A ONESHOT about true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Friday Night reviews
Party at the Malfoy Mansion! Guests recall what happen the night before. Read and Review. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Alternative ending to Case 731 reviews
You must read Case 731 another one of my stories before you read this in order to understand this one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Surprise on the Beach reviews
Lily gives James some wonderful news. A sweet oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Case 731 reviews
You've read the story of Harry Potter. Now read the TRUTH behind the Boy Who Lived. Surprises all around! Rated M for violence and some gore. Also see my profile for alternative ending to case 731!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
LavLav and WonWon reviews
Hermione desperately attempts to sabotage Lavender and Ron's relationship. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Little Wand That Could reviews
What if Voldemort's Wand has had enough of killing people, and decides to fight back? ONESHOT. Hope you enjoy! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
What would Harry do for a Klondike bar? reviews
Harry makes Ron a bet for a Klondike bar. Funny! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter characters in one sentence reviews
Harry Potter characters described in one sentence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Hagrid's Barbeque reviews
Hagrid has a barbeque, but he doesen't know how to cook. Rewrote ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Harry Potter Fan Club reviews
Just a ridiculous story I wrote about Harry taunting Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk on butterbeer reviews
What Does Ron do when Fred and George spike his butterbeer with firewhiskey?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
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