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Author has written 11 stories for Power Rangers, Black Cat, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak here. I'm an inspiring manga creator and as well as an anime artist. I hope to make my manga and drew my own characters after collage. I'm a huge anime freak and I love the Power Rangers as well so there well be anime stories up here though I'm hoping that it'll be mostly Power Rangers, however, I'm going to tell you now that I'm still devolping my writing style and grammer. Now I'm also going to say this to those who can't give creative criticism nicely just don't say anything and just don't keep reading if you don't like it and to those who can give creative criticism nicely I really welcome it and would love to know if there are things that I can improve on. Thank you cause I would love to hear what you have to say.
Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak!
Name: Not going to tell you cause that's really none of your business, but you can call me Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak or Neko-chan.
State of birth: CA
City of birth: Sacramento
Country of birth: America
Height: 5'5" to 5'6"
Weight: Not telling you.
Shows I like: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers to Power Rangers Turbo and Power Rangers from Ninja Storm to Samurai minus RPM
Animes I like: All three Yugioh Series, Bleach, both Naruto series, Code Geass, GS/GSD, Prince of Tennis, and DNAngel
Dislikes: The new YuGiOh, Jerks, preps, bullies of any kind, the new YuGiOh, bright colors like PINK, day time cause I'm a night person, insults, the new YuGiOh, being called a brat when in fact I'm older then those who actually call me that, the new YuGiOh, being called a drunk when I'm against drinking, just plain out rude people who can't say something nice or can't say something in a nice way, and did I forget to mention that I hate the new YuGiOh.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Girl With The Wolves (USA), phoenixyfriend (USA & Serbia), Zane Tribal Tyne Alexandros (The U.S of A!), BalancedHex1232 (USA), Akela Mutou (USA), YGO Fan Girl (USA), Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak (USA)
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill, hunt, trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat, Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, AkeOokami, Fiori175, Burning Shadow Wolf, Akela Mutou, YGO Fan Girl, Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.
This is so sad and sweet!!
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die.
If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching: -Keenan and Kel. -Doug. -the amanda show. -all that. -Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember: -fresh prince of bellair -full house. -cheers. -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack -doggy doggy diamond step right out!
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. -Invader Zim
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . .
When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
It is sad because this is true.
Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
I am a 90s kid because I was born in 92'
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." Narrator, Fight Club
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
A criminal will stab you in the front.
A friend will stab you in the back.
A boyfriend will stab you in the heart.
But only best friends poke each other with straws.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
My name is Sarah,
I am, but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cant see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong or else
All the day long when
I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark, my folks aren't home
When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself against the wall
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door
He's already locked it and I starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, A
nd my daddy continues with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream but its much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah and I am, but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me
-child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's t just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
TEAM WOLF PACK! ALL THE WAY!!
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
I hate child abuse, so let's do something about it together.
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. Maybe with this we can prevent it!
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME, ATEM!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it was even in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go to orphanages often to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, GwenFan22, Miss Peppy, Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilight addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Darn ThingxX, Alexandria Volturi, Sayian Danika, Light-Eco-Angel, Samara13, Scaevola2, YGO Fan Girl, Double Trouble Girls, Akela Mutou, Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak
A friend of mine sent me these jokes and I thought they where funny so if you also thought they where funny go ahead and copy it to your profile.
Question: What do you get when you crossed sake with a duck?
Answer: A very drunk Sasuke.
Question: What Pokemon fails at being a Ninja?
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yu-gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Ruka-x3, MadViolinist1994, Aqua girl 007, the white princess, YGO Fan Girl, Double Trouble Girls, Akela Mutou
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
Copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, DBZTomboy, YGO Fan Girl, Double Trouble Girls, Akela Mutou
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarette, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.
Kid: Your such a gay-wad!
Me: Yeah I know I'm happy, glad you noticed
You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -
1) Think all villains are hot (When it comes down to YGO? Hell yes.)
2) Don't mind going grey anyway
3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (*Snorts* Yeah, yeah, Yami. *Gets odd looks*)
4) Want a trench coat (Damn straight.)
5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (Oh, how I wish I were a Kaiba...)
6) Think Tans are super sexy (Hell yeah!)
7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles
8) Have your hair in some crazy hair do
9) Think mullets are dead hot
10) Think Little brothers are just the best (I want one! No seriously I want one!)
11) Would go gay for some characters (If I were a guy, I'd go gay, just for Atem.)
12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!
13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time)
14) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't)
16) Have read this like 5 times
17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (That's for sure...)
18) You are a fangirl/boy
19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards
20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh (Seriously people get it right!)
21) You have completed/almost completed your favorite characters deck
22) You often quote characters ("SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE GOOO!" and "YUGIOH!")
23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh
24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh until it's perfect
25) You think men that were crop top are awesome!
25) You have either a dragon, occult, Egyptian and/or dice fetish!
26) You love your friends! (Even when I want to murder them)
27) You can quote most episodes. (Every bloody one of 'em.)
28) You'd love to go to Egypt
29) Your answer to everything- Shut up (Shut up Kaiba...*Friend looks at me weird* Who the hells Kaiba? *Looks at her weird* The chibi in my head, why?)
30) You have spent hours looking for millenium items
31) You own a millenium item (The Sennen Bracelet.)
32) If you own a millenium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't a Spirit of a Pharaoh wanting you help save the world. (DAMNIT ATEM!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!)
33) You think owning a yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know)
34) You know all/most of the shipping
35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names
36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Atem would stop hiding
37) You often dress like a character
38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!
39) You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday (And now I got that song stuck in my head! DAMN YOU LittleKuriboh!)
40) You own a creepy doll/teddy.
41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE!
42) You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way)
43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!"
44) You have a background song!
45)Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day". To you: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!"
46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you. (Yep. Might meet Yami cause he saved me.)
47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut! (KURIBOH HAIR! *Glomps and pets* XD)
48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (...Yami...Yugi... *Cuddles plushie*)
49) You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura and Marik are real. How else would 2012 come around?)
50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!
51) You know the dangers of glomping
52) You think LittleKuriboh is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday!
53) Whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..."
54) When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage! (Nyeh nyeh nyeh NYEH!)
55) You refere to your brother (if you have one) as Nii-San
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
If You Wish To Flame Me - By: Anonymous
If you wish to flame me,
For no good reason at all,
You couldn't help, but blame me,
If you "accidentally" fall.
For if you say it's too short,
And write a letter of complaint,
I'm afraid I'll have to retort,
Without a bit of restraint.
And if you say it came late,
And bug me about the next chapter,
You will (on a later date),
Be run over by me on a tractor.
Should you happen to think,
My grammar is askew,
I'll have to tell you without a blink,
"Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!"
So if you wish to flame me,
And call me all sorts of names,
I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,
If you find your house in flames.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Killer Bee's Rap Lyrics (English)
Yo! Say! Ho!
You know my name, you know my fame, don't be lame!
Eight Tails, thats me, da rappin, Killer Bee
A Tailed Beast resides, inside my hide!
Makin' beats and rhymes and I'm makin' 'em live
It's what a Jinchuriki needs to survive
Battle after battle up here in the Bee Hive!
Four fights comin' up, and it could get rocky!
First a talky jockey, Naruto Uzumaki!
His Nine-Tail is a major component
Right from the top, he's a worthy opponent
But the notion of a victory is not contradictory!
Win after win is the way that it's done
When I'm done, you'll wish we never met, son!
Yo! Hey! Ho!
Ya know my force, of course, from the source!
No remorse from me, the one and only Killer Bee
Watch and learn, feel the burn, testify
Say goodbye, butterfly, when I fight Might Guy!
A hot-blooded fighter with his hair in a bowl
A fist full of passion and a kick full of soul
But I'll chew him up, like a casserole
Yo! Hey! Ho!
Ya know my power, make ya cower, every hour
Eight Tails, Killer Bee to the third degree
The next fine prize is a guy with funky eyes
Sasuke Uchiha, I wouldn't wanna be ya!
Powerful gaze with eyes pitch black
Dark fate drives him like a maniac
But you mess with the Bee, and he'll sting ya right back
Yo! Hey! Ho!
Ya know my swords, my awards, hittin' chords
Eight Sword Style from the hills to the fjords
Now a Seven Swordsmen, he's down right cocky
His name is Kisame Hoshigaki!
Unlimited chakra's the claim of this shark
He grinds down lives like a walk in the park
But we'll see just who's your patriarch!
Yes! Say! Ho!
Always win with a grin, 'cause I got the funky flow! (Yow!)
Take you down, to the ground, with a punishing blow! (Yeah!)
A Tailed Beast resides, in my hide!
Step aside and prepare to be petrified
Cause it's hard out there for a Jinchuriki
When you're fightin' and recitin' and your rhymes are freaky
My vanquished foes do the dance of defeat
And we celebrate my win with these ice cold beats!
Me and Eight-Tails, ain't nothin' gonna sever
It's win, win, win till the end forever!
The Kakashi Song!
I'm so tired of these kids
Suppressed by all my teacherly duties
If they have to be ninjas, I wish they just leave?
Damn, they're still freakin' here
And they won't leave me alone!
Why do you think that I failed all those kids before?
It's 'cuz they won't shut up and let me read my porn!
When those grads came, I kicked their pansy ass.
Then outta nowhere, I let Naruto's team pass.
I'll never finish Makeout Paradise
'Cuz they occupy all of my free time.
I beat this evil ninja with my really cool eye
I'm worn out and they haven't learned 'bout chakra.
When you're in a tree, do you know how hard it is to read?
When you're upside down–SHIT I JUST DROPPED MY BOOK
These kids don't seem to feel the chakra in their heel
Crap now Zabuza's back for 15 more episodes
I thought he learned when I rammed his face in the floor
At least he's not wearing cowprint anymore.
But, why can't he die and just stay dead?
I guess I'll try and kill the kids instead.
I had to party once I thought they were gone.
But Sasuke's still with me.
When can I read my pr0n?!
When I bought it, I thought I'd read all of it
Then those kids came, and my life turned to shit
I still haven't finished that damn book.
'Cuz those stupid kids took all of my free time.
I'm not really a ninja...
I just bought the headband at a convention
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The Daughter of the Power Couple Series!
Daughter of Rangers!-Geneva Oliver is not like other girls her age cause she goes to the Wind Ninja Academy and practice in the art of the Fire Ninja. When Lothor attacks the school and Geneva along with 3 other Ninja Students are the only ones left it is up to them to take on the Ranger Powers in order to protect the world and those they hold dear to them. HunterXOC Complete
Dino Thunder: The Oliver Twins Return!-Squeal to Daughter of Rangers!-Geneva and Jaden Oliver are looking forward to a normal life, but when Jaden and three others come upon the Dino Gems, the twins learn the meaning to 'Once a Ranger Always a Ranger'. HunterxGeneva JadenxLayla In-Progress
Mystic Force: Back in Black and Silver!-Squeal to Dino Thunder: The Oliver Twins Return!-The Oliver Twins move to Briarwood, CA after the defeat of Mesogog, but Jaden finds himself a Ranger once again. Geneva, however, helps the Ranger train in combat before the Black Mystic Wand is found and she's force to take up her role as a Ranger again, but not in a way she thought she would. HunterxGeneva JadenxLayla NickxMaddie ChipxVida XanderxReina Coming Soon
Operation Overdrive: Green is the New Black!-Squeal to Mystic Force: Back in Black and Silver!-Eva and Reina are recruited by Andrew Hartford to help find the missing jewels of the Corona Aurora making them to wear the suite again. HunterxGeneva XanderxReina Coming Soon
Jungle Furry: Pink is all the Rage!-Squeal to Operation Overdrive: Green is the New Black!-Eva and Jaden is asked to join the Jungle Furry Rangers in their fight again Dai Shi along side Rita. HunterxEva JadenxLayla CaseyxLily EthanxRita Coming Soon
Samurai: Back in Action!-Squeal to Jungle Furry: Pink is all the Rage!-It's been five years since Jaden and Eva started out as Rangers on the Ninja Storm team, but now they must take up their Mother's side of the family Legacy as Samurai Rangers. However, they are not alone as Yukie joins them on the new team of Rangers to help stop Master Xandred and his Nighlock army from over flooding the Earth. HunterxEva JadenxLayla MikexEmily KavinxMia ShanexYukie Coming Soon
Power Rangers Mystic Force!
Continuing the Legacy!-Jessica Scott is an ordinary girl who knows about the secret world of the Power Rangers also knows that her Brother and Sister-in-law were once Earth's First Power Rangers. Jessica, however, never knew that one day she'll take up her Brother's role as a Power Ranger till an Earthquake that cause a creak to appear in a gate that locked up the Darkness of an undead army in the underworld. NickXOC On Hold
Power Rangers Series!
Dino Thunder!-Green is all the Rage!-Jessica Hanson, the younger Sister of the Former Blue Wind Ranger, Tori, is chosen to take up her Sister's place as a Power Ranger, but she ends up falling in love along the way. TrentxOC ConnerxKira Complete
Mystic Force!-Back in Crimson!-Squeal to Dino Thunder!-Green is all the Rage!-Jessica Hanson has finally finished her Pai Zhuq training and is ready for collage so when she moves to Brierwood with her boyfriend and fellow former Ranger, Trent, the younger Hanson Sister get's pulled back into the Ranger life. Can she survived this time around or is this the end of the line. TrentxJessica NickxMaddie ChipxVida XanderxClare In Progress
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
The Silver Mighty Morphin Ranger: Season 1!-Jennifer Scott is the twin Sister of Jason Lee Scott and best friend of Kim, Zack, Trini, and Billy. When she along with her Brother and four friends are choice to be Power Rangers she must raise to the challenge or risk losing her Brother and friends. TommyxOC In Progress
The Silver Mighty Morphin Ranger: Season 2!-Squeal to The Silver Mighty Morphin Ranger: Season 1!-A new Enemy has appeared in the form of Lord Zedd and the Rangers make three new friends in the form of Rocky, Aisha, and Adams. Can they protect the world from this new villain when three of their own are leaving or well, they fall to Lord Zedd? TommyxJenny Coming Soon
Kuro Neko and Tsukiakari Ookami!-Alexis Arks is young 19-year-old girl whose well known as Tsukiakari Ookami AKA Moonlight Wolf and Chronos Number 11, but only Numbers 2, 7, and the heads of Chronos know that she's Number 1; Sephiria Arks' adoptive younger Sister. Alexis has know Number 13 since they both joined Chronos, but they both soon find there's a life away from all the killings. TrainxOC In Progress