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The Good Ship Name of Ship by Daystar Searcher reviews
Captain Daystar Searcher and her intrepid crew of fictional characters travel throughout the FanficVerse, saving well-written characters in bad stories, harvesting adverbs, getting hijacked by Mary Sues, thwarting wrongheaded pairings, etc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
The Offer by Snape-Slytherinking reviews
One Shot Draco is in need of the Dark Lord's assistance with his lover, in return he offers something unique. Warning: Slash, Threesome. I don't own any of the characters, just the twisted plot. If I did I wouldn't be here freezing, I'd be in Aruba. Pleas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Draco M., Voldemort
The Happy Sister of Plenitude by Whole Lotta Sarah Tribbiani reviews
Third time lucky! Or not ... The Doctor learns again that he needs to be more careful when it comes to happy enemies.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
The Spamtom Of The Opera by silveryswirls reviews
A spoof of Phantom with way too many Monty Python ideas completely stolen. I'm thinking I should lock my dorm door to keep people from hurting me. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Messed Up by Banana Bunny reviews
Jack thinks Rose loves him, but she loves the Doctor. Meanwhile, the Doctor is becoming...confused about his feelings. He also has a VERY interesting magazine. TenRoseJack. But not all at the same time. That's just weird. Unless you like that kind of thin
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2006
Once more with cloning by Kiwikatipo reviews
Sweet the musical demon from BTVS is in Seattle during the siege of Terminal City. MA. Some coarse language.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Candles by SierraGulf1 reviews
Sequel to Trick Or Treat. What happens when Teal'c runs out of candles for Kel'no'reem time?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Reveiller by Merinna reviews
A year after the fire, when the doors of the Opera House opened again, they only admitted three: a desperate woman and her pursuers. Now, Erik finds himself playing rescuer to a woman with as many secrets as him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,919 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Monty Python and the SGC by technetium reviews
We have found a Goa'uld. May we burn her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Jacob C., Gen. Hammond
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Infatuation by Angel Leviathan reviews
Careful what you touch...... you might become addicted.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Beauty Pagaent The Goa'uld by spacemonkeylover reviews
The Goa'uld host a Miss Universe contest-Only Gould may apply. PG because of Tok'ra whupping-not too bad. Please review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
X2 the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Chapter Three Added - now bordering on libel ...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
X-Trek: The Truth Is Out There by Supreme TokRa reviews
The crew of the Starship Voyager encounter two FBI agents from our own time...
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2002
Elrond Halfelven Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. He really did.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2002
Gollum Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Gollum... yeesh...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2002
Saruman the White Woke Up Gay (And Pale) by Liz Huisman reviews
If ONLY he could find his Herbal Essences Conditioner!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2002
Samwise Gamgee Woke Up Straight by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. You know this had to happen :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2002
Aragorn son of Arathorn Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Yes, really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2001
Frodo Baggins Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Oh dear Lord, I did it again...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2001
The Night Strider Went Crazy by Maguslod reviews
The Night Strider Went Crazy, what happened after the battle against Sauron, based on 'Weird Al's' The Night Santa Went Crazy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/27/2000 - Aragorn
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