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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

hi I'm Shadow, but I also call myself Shadow Wolf or DarkClaw6. Don't ask me where I got the second name from, I'm still trying to figure that out for myself. .

I am a female somewhere in my twenties and I live somewhere along the east coast of Australia. I know that it seems vague but, meh.

I love reading, writing and drawing. If you wish to look at my artwork then head on over to my deviantArt account

It really does make me happy when I know that people read and enjoy the stories that I post. I hope one day to be able to write a book that I can get published.

Current Happenings: My humorous little Akastuki cat story, Reality Check, is done and posted. And it's official, I am currently working on the sequel for Time Warp. I'm not sure when you can expect it as I won't start posting it up until it is mostly finished and I sort of work on it in drips and drabs. As of today, I do have the story outline done and the first two and a half chapters and I am in a fairly good Naruto mood so hopefully it won't be too long. I am also slowly working on two different Self-Insert stories. One is a reborn in the Naruto world and the other is an outside force throwing the person into the Naruto world and will be the accompaniment to Reality Check.

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Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 237,239 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4h - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,512 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6h - Published: 7/24 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 454,078 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 269,856 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 1/24 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,178 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 4,381 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 486,272 - Reviews: 8842 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 7,227 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Laterality by Kettobase reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 238,837 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC
Strawberry by Lore55 reviews
They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,185 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/30/2014 - OC, Naruto U.
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,804 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Sleep And Be Killed by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,154 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 86 - Words: 456,142 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Bound & Touched by Juniper11 reviews
Ch. 58 "I'll make you wish you could burn those hands of yours in the fiery pits of hell."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 10/3/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 258,514 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Dragonfly by Kettobase reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,418 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,914 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 9/18/2014
Firestorm by PureWaterLily reviews
Three orphans with a penchant for psychological warfare, violent rampages, and chronic backstabbing. And they are arguably the best team Konoha ever produced. Dark!Canon. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,043 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kintsugi by KiwiMeringue reviews
On ambition, obedience, and the cost of both. (A Kirigakure-centric OC fic, ZabuzaOC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku, OC
Black Demon of the Leaf by MerhppDerhpp reviews
On top of being in a world considered to be fiction, she was reborn as a Taidana; a clan who were infamous for their corrupted actions. Tainted and jaded since her previous life's childhood, will Konohagakure be able to redeem her or turn her into something far worse than what she started out as? Self-Insert/Antagonist or Anti-hero/Dark OC. Semi-AU. Rewrite of I'm a what? REVISING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Glory by Eiruiel reviews
Someone wakes up on the wrong side of the wrong bed... in the wrong body. Things are probably going to get worse. SI OC fic. / Chapter 30: In which the mission ends, the Earthlings are given a sobering announcement, and Suzu foreshadows a mysterious threat via retrospective narrative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., OC
Tomato Sauce - トマトソース by SassySizzleMonster reviews
I guess that whole death by ice cream truck was entirely worth it if you got to reincarnate into your favorite world, especially when you were technically related to the main man himself. SI OC Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,893 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 2/18/2014 - OC
A World full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/18 - Naruto U., OC
Third Time's the Charm by Stunning Sunset reviews
This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Day One by Lapsed Pacifist reviews
The last thing I remember was listening to the doctors at the ER talk about "hypovolemic shock" and something about trauma and - well, it didn't sound good, you know? When I next woke up, a tall woman in a lab coat was flashing a light into my eyes and calling me Sasuke. [OC, semi-SI. No godlike powers. Info/warnings at the top of first chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,274 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,290 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Succession by New and Old reviews
[OC/Somewhat-SI-fic.] A small, young village girl catches the eye of Maito Gai as he completes a low-rank mission in a secluded Fire-country village... What is it about her that reminds him of a certain porn-reading, perpetually late, legendary silver-haired man in Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Kakashi H., OC
Bushidō 武士道 by cherryvvoid reviews
Getting reborn into Naruto-verse doesn't always mean you get the life of a Shinobi. Even if your father was a famous one. Oc!Jiraiya's Daughter. SI-Insert Samurai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,707 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Obito U./Tobi, OC
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,028 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U./Tobi
Gu(il)tless by chibigoumon reviews
(SI/OC Self-Insert) What is life after death? Certainly, it's nothing I expected it to be. For one, it's life. For another, it's in a completely different universe, one I once thought fictional. I just wanted peace, or nothing, but now I have to live again. Because I can't leave my new brother alone. I'm not that cruel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,081 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 4/5 - OC, Naruto U.
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,112 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Spiral by Of the Floating World reviews
Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,903 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 3/19 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/20/2014
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
The Best Medicine by PFCDontKnow reviews
Waking up in the Naruto-verse is not what I expected to happen when I got a bridge dropped on me. Someone up there has to have a really bad sense of humor. Though mine's probably not much better, I can kinda see why this would be funny... (Here There Be A Few Curse Words, Ye Have Been Warned)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Kakashi H., OC
Entropy by Of Healing Love reviews
When Sakura is sent careening into the past to the Warring States Era, her first priority is to get back to the present time. What is not a priority is to be captured by the Uchiha clan and forced into servitude under Madara. Unable to kill him because Konoha hasn't been formed yet, she is tricked and finds herself his slave. Don't believe reviews! NOT discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U.
Hold on to your heart by black.k.kat reviews
Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/26 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
It's not what it looks like by Hella-venger reviews
Bolt thought kissing wasn't a big deal. Sarada does. As do their parents. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21 - Hinata H., Shino A., Bolt U., Sarada U. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The sweetest of words by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru has debts to settle and plans to set in motion. Second chances are rare enough; he's hardly about to waste this one. Part two of A Snake Among the Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/12 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] [Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi] - Complete
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Dance with the Devil by Heart of PureSilver reviews
What would you do if a random red-eyed ninja guy suddenly appeared in your living room one day and threatened you with a butter knife? I thought I went crazy. It wasn't until later that I learned he was Madara Uchiha, the main antagonist of "Naruto". So why did I end up falling for him, even though I knew he would never so much as glance at me? M for language and implied themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,518 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Madara U., OC] - Complete
Lost in Translation by sai ninja reviews
Suddenly, I wanted to laugh. "Uchiha Itachi" was asking me how I knew "Uzumaki Naruto". The situation was so freaking ridiculous that I almost burst out laughing if it wasn't for the fact that I wanted to burst into tears instead. OC, somewhat self-insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,095 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., OC
A Testament of Things that Never Will by Unbiased Abyss reviews
Being rewritten under the title, We Are Shinobi. Hope to see you there! -Unbiased Abyss
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Mirage of Kaleidoscopes by Lithosphere reviews
Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,447 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Missundaztood by GoodMorningFlower reviews
Isn't life swell? When you know you are going no where any time soon. But the best thing is when you meet your idol, your hero and he turns out to be something completly different...I hate him but I'll see this through to the end. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,325 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sai
Settling by Kagomaru reviews
With underpopulation becoming an issue in Konoha, the jounin are forced to make a decision that will change the lives of everyone. Sakura's made her decision and Kakashi's still deciding. Epilogue now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Fangrlz III: Equivalence by Destiny's Hand reviews
Truth's leer returns. "You will be my agent of change. You will travel to worlds of my choosing and cause that branch to grow in different directions. How? I don't care, really. Do what you want. Stir the pot. Save lives. End others. It matters not in the long run, so long as the world changes. You Kuromira are good at changing."
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,952 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5243 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Hardest of hearts by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
This is Not a Contest by Ninjagirl2211 reviews
Every ninja's got a story—where they came from, how they "began." Few begin happily, and it's no surprise that almost every ninja comes with their own special brand of "crazy." My story began no differently than anyone else's. Okay...so maybe it started off a little worse than that. But the last time I checked, I was pretty sure it wasn't a contest. [18 for disturbing themes]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
Kikoeru? by XxZuiliu reviews
Between the slowly churning wheels of reincarnation, precious few slip through with their memories intact. On the surface, they're just the same as you and me -and so no one ever hears, ever realizes, ever knows. SI OC Collection
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Madara U., OC - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Hana Taisen by Datenshi No Uzumaki reviews
Nothing will ever be the same, once Sasuke signed his name on a contract when he was bored. How did he get forced to being a servant to a doll? :: AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,794 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U. - Complete
Uzumaki Treasure by Cassie's Bedlam reviews
Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Mito U.
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
A Storm of Ninjas by Archer the Undreamed reviews
I had the bright idea to play Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 before getting caught up on the plotline. It was a confusing, traumatizing experience. This is my attempt to reconcile illogical plot points and just plain weird gameplay. Contains both 'hidden moments' and things that would have made more sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Make the Future Blossom by Dreamyin reviews
Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,382 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sakura H.
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Metanoia by Amai-chan1993 reviews
"You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you." ― C.S. Lewis OC Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,066 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:SE by maverickiceman reviews
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ibiki M., Iruka U., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Jashin
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Genjutsu by Sammery reviews
Sakura, Sai and Naruto fall victim to a genjutsu that gives them a greater understanding of each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Random Chances by Manni Bothands reviews
Waking with the mother of all hangovers a girl from the real world finds herself in some sort of prison cell surrounded by the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Akatsuki
Tool by LadyHarpy reviews
When they find a use for someone they will not let go, If it can help fulfill their purpose then they will get it. There is no way to avoid becoming their tool. KisamexOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,503 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
Dog Tails by A. M. Brossart reviews
Ikuko, a self-involved and inconsiderate Konoha teen, is about to be taught a very important lesson ... and it comes at a very furry price. Little by little, Ikuko begins to unravel the harsh reality of her seemingly perfect life and realizes the only person she can rely on is her worst enemy. Will she learn her lesson? Or will she forever remain man's best friend?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,150 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - [Kiba I., OC] - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/22/2013
It's an Infernal Contraption, Dean by WinterSky101 reviews
Castiel didn't quite understand the concept of a revolving door. Mid-season 5 interlude.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete
Akatsuki FanFiction Writing Workshop by butterflysinmtbrain reviews
What better way to learn to write fanfiction than from the evil organization we all know and love? Join them on their epic journey as they face their most difficult challenge yet- teaching a class of teenage fangirls how to write! (yaoi fascination involved)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Why by Tumbley reviews
Collection of romantic oneshots. Ever growing, all written by me. Pairings apparent while reading. Requests are open. Some shounen ai, mainly straight. Newest: Chp. 18, Crash - Tama Haru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
And that's why I was in a box with a Snake Ninja by Very Alter Ego reviews
What?...What? Don't look at me like that. It was totally innocent. I fell in, he happened to be in the box, it was all just a misunderstanding. First Chapter is a notice so please take note of that note. Naruto-verse, self-insert fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,258 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Orochimaru
Oh God, Not Another One by marmaroth reviews
A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
A Collection of Questions, Nonsense, and Fun by Electric Splatter reviews
A collection of oneshots that are slightly cracktastical. They include questions about the Naruto world, things I've noticed or that disturb me, and some pure just for kicks comedy. Enjoy, my fellow Narutoites!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Collection by moodiful819 reviews
A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,645 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
To change time and fate by Hermionechan90 reviews
... a sacrifice has to be made, Sakura knows that, but is she also ready for what this entails? time travel, genderswitch
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,250 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sakura H.
The ABCs of Sai by Dagger-Flints reviews
ABC drabbles of Sai. Can make people smile, cry, or just start thinking. Sai-centric, R&R NO FLAMING.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sai, Team Seven
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
20 things you can do to annoy the Akatsuki by RebeckaOtaku reviews
This is just some random fanfiction that I decided to write some time during school. So here it is! Don't take any offence to this! I don't have anything against the Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Akatsuki
Z by honeysyrup reviews
In a future where only carriers of the rare Z chromosome are able to bear children, an ordinary worker Drone named Naruto finds himself suddenly thrust into the Z breeding program, and also into the arms of an indifferent "partner". AU,37, NOT m-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,368 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Beautiful Mary-Sue by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds reviews
Time for some Mary-Sue-ing :D as in literally...meet the beautiful Mary-Sue the Akatsuki's love interest. Just something I wrote to cure writers block xD OOCness from canon characters :P it's got a twist at the end xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Does My Butt Look Fat In This Armor? by Iroka reviews
A man should always do what a woman wants, even if that means dressing up in each other's clothes. MadaMito. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Madara U., Mito U. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Enough by GoXC reviews
"...As long as she'll pretend so will he. Just for today she belongs to him. But for him, just today will never be enough." SakuraxSai. An experiment in tense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sai, Sakura H.
Sai is Sick by 1Yui reviews
Sai is sick. His team decides it's the perfect time to shower him with TLC. Sai just wants to get some sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sai, Team Seven - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 9,029 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Shiver: A Collection of Oneshots by Maddithong reviews
Wounds that heal, and cracks that fix. A collection of KakaSaku stories. All varying on length, ratings, and feelings. Also accepting requests!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Growing Pangs by The Edgy Bubble reviews
Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 432,954 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Naruto Oath by Super Saiyan SwagGurl reviews
you must promise to take this oath once you read it
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Bunk Mates by ice bitten reviews
In which Sasuke and Naruto find out Sakura has been sleeping over at Sai's. Short stories surrounding Sakura, Sai, and the invasive people of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sai, Sakura H.
Midnight Confessions by Kiya Sama reviews
Sequel to 'Moonlight Magic'. Who does Naruto turn to on a cold rainy night with no place to go? To a place where a rival awaits for the inevitable...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Logical Choice by Silberias reviews
Sakura figured it out before Kakashi did that they were the logical choices for one another, and so she sets out to explain it to him in language he can understand. Pure fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Goodbye For Now by MyFairRaven reviews
This is a story about Sakura Haruno's death in a battle and what she left behind for the people that she loved the most...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sai
SCARS by LalaMoped reviews
To most people, being kidnapped by the Zombie Brothers would be a bad thing. She wasn't most people, and there was no way her life could get worse, anyway. - HidanOCKakuzu - Beware of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,938 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu, OC - Complete
In the Seraglio of the Second Flower by Oniko reviews
Trussed up in the back of a slaver's caravan like a prize heifer to market was not how Kakashi envisioned entering the Jewel of the Golden Cities. KakaSaku AU Contest: Harem Theme.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dominance by KiwiStar reviews
Ron's having a horrible day when he's confronted by Draco. What will happen between the Weasel and the Ferret? And will Ron prove more dominant than he looks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Cherry Bomb by yavin4 reviews
From H.E.Grey's Team 19 'verse. Rule 140. You are re-banned from all and any explosive devices Iruka. We don't care what Tsume said.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Iruka U. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sick Days by Totally Anime reviews
Sasuke's sick. Sakura's sick. Naruto's sick. Sai is... not. Well that's just not fair! Sasuke seems to think so anyway. Find out how Sasuke's plan to get Sai sick backfires and just how "scarred" he'll be afterward. SaixSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
26 Shorts Featuring SaiSakura by rubyxblade reviews
26 one shots. Each is based on seemingly random words A to Z. Featuring Sai/Sakura hopefully will have a bit of everything by the time it's done! *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,821 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
For My Valentine by Art-Of-Escape reviews
It's Valentines Day in Konoha and everyone seems to be affected by the romantic atmosphere! A certain little blonde boy feels like everyones forgotten him but thats not entirely true. sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitten Sushi by Temeraria reviews
Sakura is given the most dreadful mission she could ever think of. She really wanted to go to that hot spring, but instead, she gets lost. What a drag. Rated T, though, contains strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Why Naruto and Sasuke are banned from Tesco's by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherrywood & Walnut by Acherona reviews
Locked in an office with broken AC during the worst heat wave in Konoha with your very own fantasy man…Whatever is Itachi to do? Boiling blood and a sturdy desk might come in handy. Naru/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Dirrty by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke wants to get Naruto into a skirt, and when the blond does something to piss him off the perfect opportunity arises. Shameless PWP, lemon, yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soul Searching by FlameTwirler reviews
Written for the mythfic challenge, an adaptation of the story of Pygmalion and Galatea. With Sakura gone Kakashi discovers a way to communicate with her. Does he want to, though, when doing so might compromise his sanity?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,321 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Yours for an Hour by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Even without trying to, Life changes Sasuke one hour at a time. For aoi hana72
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narrator by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Naruto hears a voice up above telling him things…naughty things. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! Yaoi pairing, Proceed with caution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 6,034 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A New Year by Caitiy reviews
Sakura decides to collect on an old promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Things Lucivar Does For Love by Min Daae reviews
Lucivar babysits for his favorite little niece, Arianna. And gets in a little deeper than he really meant to. He really is a sucker for little girls.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
On Top by darkalbino reviews
Dobe, your cock in his ass does not mean a thing. NaruSasuNaru, lemon, PWP, oneshot. Eh, i think even if you prefer SasuNaru, you'll still like this. Trade with Aidiki at Y!gal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sex Education by thatreevesgirl reviews
The academy has done away with their sex ed class. It is now the jounin teachers’ responsibility to teach this information. Sakura-sensei is having a little bit of difficultly with this task, but luckily she has Kakashi, the Hokage, to help her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Emergency by Asuka Kureru reviews
Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Other Side of the Fence by Juniper11 reviews
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Words are spoken that can never be taken back. Especially if someone hears them. *Sensei Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Human Nature by Kingfishers reviews
It's just simple human nature... Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One's Own Life by a firebug reviews
Sakura makes her sacrifice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/24/2009
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Via Song by Pagan Blood reviews
Naruto decides to finally tell Gaara how he feels. How will the red head take it espacially since Naruto decides to tell him via song. Song fic, lemon,AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Last Farewell by FastForward reviews
Wherein Sasuke comes to say goodbye to the person most important to him. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
A thousand words by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Hidan, a mission, snow. A thousand words to describe one picture. Slight KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Warped Logic by nimblnymph reviews
It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Allure by Eldr-Fire reviews
For the KakaSaku Halloween antifanfic contest for the KakaSaku fanclub on Narutofan. Sakura is a witch of sorts who develops a desire for Kakashi's soul. M for suggestive themes and the like. I don't own Naruto. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 986 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Joy of Children by Ladelle reviews
Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Interrogating Kakuzu by Little Kunai reviews
What if Kakuzu were captured instead of killed? Find out how Tsunade persuades him to talk! Warning major spoilers dead ahead!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Tsunade S., Kakuzu - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Hokage and the Grave by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
A man stands before a grave on his day of triumph.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip by Flutie2891 reviews
Honestly, Sakura couldn't take those idiots anywhere. Team 7 plus Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 420 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fall by Ivy Adrena reviews
[Naruto x Sakura] For all the burning chakra that swirled and lashed around them, it was Naruto that flinched first. Giftdrabble for Fallacy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 193 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A baby? What to do? by Gray Raincloud reviews
[One shotish] Due to those inexplicable forces that sometimes plague their world, Kisame and Itachi find themselves with a baby. Their baby. Question is, how to get rid of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Forever in Sleep by ViLaVi reviews
Kakashi wasn't sure if anyone else knew this, but he always believed that human imperfections are revealed when they withdraw into the confines of sleep. There was something he always noticed about his students while they slept. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Me Knots by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto is an odd person. Figures that he fell in love with the same guy twice because the dude tied his shoelaces properly and combed his hair. [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Super Hair by MangaGrrl reviews
Naruto asks about Sasuke’s hair. [Sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 381 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 362 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping Buddy by goldfishlover73 reviews
Naruto screams in his sleep. And Kakashi and Sakura find out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Indulgence by AkaiTsume reviews
Halloween Darkfic Oneshot. When reality and delusions collide, only one truth remains. Uzumaki Naruto ALWAYS keeps his promises. SasuNaru if that's what you want to call it, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You are my Sunshine by mrguess reviews
Taking that as a yes, he cleared his throat. And with the little voice that he had left, he began to sing. Oneshot, Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wager by Arianna B reviews
After losing a bet with Kakashi, Sakura finds herself in a tight spot... not that she minds! KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura's Discovery by Smex Lemur reviews
There was only one thing she could do after seeing her best friend and the love of her life 'doing the deed'. SasuNaru, drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Take Back My Heart by Goldberry reviews
Tomorrow, when I'm gone, I'll want my heart back. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fireflies by Amon's Angel of the Darkness reviews
COMPLETE Her first kiss...and her last. I can see the moon...and the stars... KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
I Hate Mornings by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi is too stubborn to get up in the morning. Sasuke will have to take drastic measures. KakaSasu Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Expected Outcome by Calendar reviews
Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Darkness Rising: The Unicorn Hunt by Three Craaaaaaaazy Aussies reviews
In Harry’s seventh year, the Unicorn Hunt is to be held at Hogwarts, and the eight great schools of the Western Magisphere are called together to participate. With the darkness rising, nothing will go to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 235,538 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Trends by Coley Merrin reviews
There was a trend sweeping the village... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke and the Purple Dog by Fall's Plight reviews
Sakura wants a purple dog for a wedding present. Sasuke has to find one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Two AM Toasts by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Got Your Nose! no Jutsu by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Happy Birthday Sasuke! In an attempt to rid himself of his pesky little brother for afternoon, Itachi shows Sasuke a little trick as an early birthday present.... [CuteCreepy]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Something Familiar by Eudoxus reviews
And so Naruto kept on wondering and never really knowing because they kept on hating he just kept away. Clonecest, NaruxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2005
Late Night Musings by Ho-sama reviews
Yaoi. NaruGaa. Naruto thinks about the interesting relationship he has with Gaara. [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 418 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Restricted Section by secret x reviews
Hermione has a passionate encounter with Snape in the library, feels guilty and tries to stay away but can't resist him. Snape is dark, snarky, charismatic and so sexy with it! He definately stays in character here! Rated R for detailed sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,123 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kakashi's Party by leafygirl reviews
Kakashi and his friends have his usual birthday party but something changes this year. slight kakasaku - some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stealing Paradise by Jecir reviews
Soon after his appointment to Chuunin status, fifteen year old Iruka takes a dare he will forever regret: Steal from Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2004
Stay by n00bshoes reviews
A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Things or Gryffindors? by I HEART JATAE reviews
Ron KNOWS that Draco has a crush on someone he picks on... but who? SillySlash. Rated for language and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Reality Check reviews
Some members of the Akatsuki wake up to find that they have been transformed into cats. But wait, what's this! No squealing fangirl that can understand them and is willing to take care of them until they can get back to their own world? Nope. Let's have a look at what really happens to stray kittens in this world. Rated M for Hidan's language. One Shot, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Time Warp reviews
Hidan is dug up after about 160 years and when he opens his eyes he finds that his fate is in the hands of 6 thirteen year olds. Whatever will they do with him? Humour. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hidan
Desert Rose reviews
A massive sandstorm blows in an unusual young girl whom is rescued by Gaara of Suna. With a twisted ankle she is confined to the village until it heals, giving Gaara time to get to know her. What he finds out will turn his world on it's head...OC FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Gaara - Complete