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Joined 06-07-12, id: 4043938, Profile Updated: 10-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Assassin's Creed.

Hey.

Well, I suppose I should use this page to introduce myself to all of you?

My name is Alice, and I live in the USA.

My favorite color is purple, and I love the winter.

I am currently obsessed with Hetalia, in which my favorite characters are America, England, and Prussia.

Prussia's just too awesome.

This is turning into a rant now, why am I not surprised?

Bye for now.


OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!!!!

That makes me happy.


My phone's broken.

Now I can get a new one.

Too bad I'm on vacation in Duluth, Minnesota.

Yes, I know my story's set there, but I don't actually live there.

I wish I did. I love it here.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Too Much by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur Kirkland has just been told that he is going to be the newest Queen of Spades. With no other royals in place, he has to do everything on his own until the new King and Jack are found. And it's a tad overwhelming. He has to meet all the other royals from the other suits, sign documents, and run Spades alone. Maybe a handly servant can cheer him up. USUK Cardverse!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,720 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Distance of 3000 Miles by fakiagirl reviews
5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Freedom by rexlover180 reviews
In a world ruled by four tyrants, all Prince Alfred wants is his people's freedom. He is willing to do anything, even if that means kidnapping the ruler of his country, King Arthur. However, he did not anticipate what comes with him. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,807 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The World Inside a Castle by Carazard reviews
Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,052 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And It Goes On by chibitalex reviews
It had been exactly 63 years, 57 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds since Alfred and Arthur had begun dating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A different kind of Fairytale by SpoonMeister13x8 reviews
Princess Alice Kirkland heir to the Hetalian throne is sick of her life. She doesn't want to rule a country and marry some strange man, she wants to have fun and see the world. What happens when she runs away and meets Alfred F. Jones a boy from the village? FemEngland!xAmerica AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,193 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 261 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
World Is Ours by the butt-loving cynic reviews
There are three things wrong with Riley's life: She's going to a new school, she has an insane grandma who thinks she's lesbian, and said crazy grandma gave her a globe that spews forth hot men proclaiming to be countries. Wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,547 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - America - Complete
Bring On the Hell by FallingStarXan reviews
While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Curses! by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
StarCrossed by Gecko Osco reviews
This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,442 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A More Perfect Union by redlettergirl reviews
"Despite the issue currently at hand, Stephen couldn't help but notice that his guest was quite the impressive specimen of man. American man." Stephen Colbert/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - America - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
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Accelerando Ma Non Troppo reviews
When Arthur moved to America and joined the high school band, he was expecting something a little more...refined. What he got was, well, not. And to make things even worse, he's forced to sit next to the most idiotic American he has ever met, for the entire year. Graduation can't come soon enough. High School AU, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/4/2012 - England/Britain, America, Canada
What's Wrong with Shaun reviews
Desmond has always had a pretty good idea of what's going on in his life. That is, until Shaun starts acting differently.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Tea and Coffee reviews
Desmond is much better at making alcoholic beverages than he is at making tea.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Forever The Hero reviews
Even after Olivia stopped believing in Hetalia, it never truly left her and her friends alone. One day, they unknowingly meet America himself, who just wants to be the hero for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,453 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
The Things We Never Get To Say reviews
Francis decided to tell Arthur he loved him after a particularily bad fight. But then the unthinkable happened. FrUK, Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/16/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Still, Quiet Evening reviews
Arthur came to the lake to think about Alfred. Alfred came to the lake to find Arthur. USUK, oneshot. Human names are used. Please don' hate me if I suck at writing romancy stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete