Elise the Writing Desk
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Joined 06-08-12, id: 4044696, Profile Updated: 02-14-14
Author has written 30 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.

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Contact: Deviant Art, Facebook (still new)


I used to write for my own fun, and I will keep doing that. I guess you can say this is the only place where I can be selfish; in my own world, in my own universe, in my stories.

I only use this account for Wonderful Wonder World fandom. Though I'm interested in other fandoms such as; Ouran High School Host Club, Kimi ni Todoke, Vocaloid, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

I aspire to write children appropriate stories...that's why, I will have to finish my humor. You who've read my humor stories might notice that I curse a lot and use perverted scenes or ridiculous events. I want my writing to grow up, but I guess I will have to stay like this until my humor stories are done.

I'm really different from how I write, you see. In real life, especially, I used to be a loner...a wallflower. And I'm still uncomfortable with talking too much, I'll end up thinking about it too much, later on. I also have a slight claustrophobic in narrow crowd, and my classmates often find me eating alone, and always, always, always, repeatedly, without fail, ask; 'Why are you alone?'

Sorry, I know I'm boring. But thank you for reading. And thank you for visiting my DeviantArt or even adding me on Facebook. I appreciate your encouragement.

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School no Kuni no Alice! by BrokenBlackCat reviews
It's an alternate universe and the roleplayers and our favorite foreigner are in middle school. What does it call? Big chaos! Chapter 4: A Sudden Romance!: Alice never thought of her school life would have romance so it came to a shock when she actually has a secret admirer.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Alice L.
Ace Attorney Boris! by A Little Carefree reviews
Elliot March is found dead in his apartment and the only two who know the true killer are a parrot and a girl who speaks gibberish! It's up to Ace Attorney Boris to free his client, Ace, of the charges. However it's hard to do that when 1. Your client says he's the murderer and 2. The judge keeps banging his gavel for no apparent reason. Request for Elise the Writing Desk!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Blood D., Boris A., Joker - Complete
Sweet Dreams by KurokoKagami reviews
Short One Shot About Alice sleeping over in Peter's room. AlicexPeter
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Alice L., Peter W. - Complete
Equilibrium by xArle reviews
The left brain is logical, rational, and analytical. The right brain is random, creative, and intuitive. Together, they form a balance. M/M
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Miles E., Maya F.
Out of Psych by Fate Pwns You reviews
The worst decision Alice could have ever made was taking psychology class with her boyfriend. "So, I guessed Alice was super drunk, like not 'Teehee hashtag instagram selfie' drunk, but 'I'm thirsty for the Annihilator' drunk and she had that look in her eye that screamed that she wanted my Annihilator in her mouth." The worst. Ace/Alice. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
Do You Remember Alice ? by MYnekoheart reviews
"Do you remember Alice?" "Remember what?" "The day you entered Wonderland of course." "Of course I remember!" "...Please stay with us" "..." Just a short one-short
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Melody of the Heart by BrokenBlackCat reviews
Revised: Alice didn't really understand any of what's happening. She was just there to figure out her powers and found what to do with them. She certainly didn't want to be involve with something dangerous! But she really had to wonder why it seemed all too familiar with her...
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Alice L.
Joker's Sacrifice by silkdreamweaver reviews
Alice has made a new friend. His name is Cuinn and he's a jester from the circus. He's sweet, adorable and innocent. What Alice and every other roleholder doesn't know is that Cuinn is not a faceless and is the son of the Jokers. With him lies the secrets of Joker's past. A past of love, happiness, lose and pain. How much does a person have to sacrifice to protect their family.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,415 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Alice L., Joker, OC
Doughnuts and Money by Magical Prince Utena reviews
A series of drabbles from Togami's and Asahina's daily lives at the Hope's Peak Academy.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Togami B., Asahina A.
Spider-Webbed by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
"I was careful." He promises, "I didn't go looking for death." He nuzzles her hair gently, purrs deep in his throat.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Boris A., Alice L.
Let's Play Wonderland by A Little Carefree reviews
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Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Alice L.
Girl's Night Out by ImADuckQuack reviews
For Elise the Writing Desk! Crysta and Vivaldi visited the Spade City. They met Alice and Billy. Went to a club. And got drunk. The end. Read and Review!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Alice L., Vivaldi, Crysta S., OC - Complete
I Don't Believe! by Reaper.death reviews
"I don't believe in ghosts." "But you can see them." "...yes, I can." "And you've been attacked by a Hollow once, how can you not believe in them?" "I don't believe in ghosts, they are not real. And I don't believe in orange-haired Soul Reapers such as yourself." "Sheesh, when will you believe that this situation is real?" "I don't know. I believe never."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013
Shining Brightly by Seo Hyunee reviews
From the day she was born, Alice was blind. Shadowed by her elder sister's beauty and her younger sister's genius mind, she was often hidden away from society. Her parents, being rich business people, did not want anyone to know who she was in order to avoid any sort of embarrassment. Unfortunately, fate decided to bring her out to shine brightly to learn how to love.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Alice L.
A Girl And Her Weird Family! by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. It wasn't in a ten-year-old Alice's agenda to get kidnapped by aliens nor did she wanted to be taken care off by three aliens. Oh well, at least, she has an interesting life. Chapter 2: Knowing the Pet
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Alice L.
Girlfriend by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. No one can imagine Black having a girlfriend but it comes a shock for everyone that he has and it's the innocent and kind type of girl!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Mere Best Friend by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice is not jealous. Her best friend can have any girlfriend he likes. She doesn't care. She isn't his girlfriend, she's just a mere best friend. Yes, definitely... (She's in denial.)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
Why you shouldn't have Kids by A Little Carefree reviews
"What's a little kid like you doin' in a place like this?" "I'm looking for my daddy!" "Daddy huh? And who would that be?" "Well I have no idea sir, but momma said he's known as a Role Holder!" THUD! "Why do they always faint when I say that? Adults are weird." AU-10 years old Alice Liddell sets out to find her real father, who apparently lives where all criminals reside.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013
Shooting Star by StrangeAndInsane reviews
Alice the otaku, Ace the weird and funny athlete, Crysta the smart girl, and Sidney the tsundere. Join this group of friends as they tackle everyday things and misadventures! Being late for school, getting the latest game, failing a pop quiz, going on a field trip, they cover it all! AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Alice L., Crysta S., Sidney B., Ace
Sibling Complex by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice finally has a boyfriend but it seems her siblings's complexes are acting up and they don't approve of her boyfriend! Extra: Forget all the things Ace has say in the previous chapter, he will so kill and torture Alice's boyfriend!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Only One True Outsider by Amu Yimata reviews
"Hi! I'm Mary Sue and I'm an outsider!" "…No! There is only one little girl that people give a damn about in this world! And that is me! Alice: The Destroyer!" Alice's thoughts on OCs in the HnKnA fandom. Crack-fic. Not to be taken seriously.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Alice L.
Rare Creature by xxxPureRosexxx reviews
Alice is a hunter. She hunts deer, rabbits, etc. One day she sees an injured white rabbit and decides to take it back to her cabin. What if this white rabbit isn't a ordinary rabbit? AU warning.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,529 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alice L., Peter W. - Complete
Caterpillar's Secret by Amu Yimata reviews
Nightmare Gottschalk started up his own toy making company. His company known as "Chenille" is now number one in the world making Funtom the second. Ciel visits Nightmare to talk about this and he may just find out some secrets he didn't plan to uncover. Did Nightmare contract with a demon as well? What are his reasons? And who among his servants is the demon? AU
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Ciel P., Nightmare G.
Prompts, You Gotta Love Them by A Little Carefree reviews
100 theme challenge, you know the drill. However this is in the Keroro Gunso Archive, so their relationship is anything but normal. SabuNatsu-because there isn't enough, seriously I'm not kidding.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Natsumi H., Saburo/623/Mutsumi
Chains That Bind by BrokenBlackCat reviews
Ace pulls the chain for the fun in it and holds it tightly to his hands. Alice can't see the chains and unnoticed to herself, go to the one who pulls it. And Boris tries to destroy the chains and keeps himself from pulling the chains for his own selfishness. AU. (Teaser/Prologue only!)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Another Wonderland by HallowBlue reviews
Alice can no longer stand the violence and bloodshed of Wonderland, and wishes to get away. Her wish is granted when she falls down a hole a finds a new Wonderland. But what if this world is worse than the first?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012
It Began With a Kiss by Amu Yimata reviews
Alice Liddell is the smartest girl in London, England. Then there's Peter White, athletic, but not too bright. While neither of the two were paying attention they bumped into each other and kissed. Disgusted, Alice walked away while Peter began to develop a crush. But fate decided to play a couple of tricks on him… AU OOC
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Alice L., Peter W.
Blackhearts Academy by Mikamo13 reviews
Alice just transfered into Blackhearts Academy. A prestigeous school for witchcraft and wizardry. Can she really survive in a place where the students and the teachers (98% of them) are smart yet violent, vulgar and insane? How will she fit in a school where the girls spend most of their time fangirling and the boys are a perverted lot?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Alice L.
To Capture a Bride by serima reviews
Ace, the best and notorious knight in Heart Country, as agreed to an arranged marriage with the Liddell family! Too bad Alice wants nothing to do with him, or anything else. What will Ace go through to win her over? You'll have to read and find out! AU slightly. Dark Ace shall appear, and I'll try to do him justice. On hold until the beginning of September.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alice L., Ace
Kissing Game by Dumpling Soup reviews
Teasing Alice was like a game to Ace, so why not make it as Kissing game? Ace-x-Alice one shot.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ace, Alice L. - Complete
Deadly Fruit by Dumpling Soup reviews
To Alice, Ace's touch was like a sweet taste, an addictive drug - a deadly fruit. Ace-x-Alice one shot.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ace, Alice L. - Complete
Behind the shattered looking glass by silkdreamweaver reviews
The life Alice left behind is no more. Her younger sister Edith knows this best. A second wonderland has appeared, this one made by her younger sister. A world more bloody than Alice's Wonderland. With Edith's mind falling in tatters, what is Alice to do to save her especially when she sister plans to kill her. Can the roleholders protect Alice and help her save her sister's mind?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Alice L.
The Truth Of It by Little InkSpot reviews
Once upon a time, there was a noble Lord.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Alice L. - Complete
Payback Comes In Many Colors by peachandrabbit reviews
Blood's attempts to keep Alice from leaving the Hatter Mansion have dire consequences for the uppity mafia boss. Alice isn't going to take lightly to her "confinement," and so she recruits a duo of assistancts.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Alice L., Blood D. - Complete
Smile For Me by peachandrabbit reviews
If Alice is going to be gloomy in his forest, then it's Joker's job to cheer her up. Well, White Joker's, at least; Black's not going to be very much help.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Nursery by MatchingMarchingClocks reviews
One ordinary day at an imaginary and probably incorrect according to the plot nursery of Wonderland, a bunch of very young roleholders find a doll. Who will win their fight for it?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Another Street by akihiko-senpai reviews
Claire has loved Cliff since she moved to Mineral Town, but he already has feelings for another girl. Therefore it's up to Claire, not just the blacksmith who takes an interest in her, to fix her broken heart.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Claire, Gray - Complete
The Sins We Have Committed by Mean is My Middle Name reviews
What would happen if Alice wasn't the only one to be sent to Wonderland? What would happen if there was a totally different reason to why Wonderland exists? This Wonderland, is now the place where people, who have committed crimes against themselves, are sent to redeem themselves.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Alice L., Peter W.
One Stone Equals One Kiss by OrangeSky99 reviews
Trent challenged Claire to a game of Chinese Chess called 'Go'. but this one has one peculiar rule. a short oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Change of Gender by Aitora x Otaku reviews
This is a crack ? fiction! What happens if wonderland was messed for one day by my odd little cousin? AlicexPierce if lean a bit away from the chaos.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Alice L., Pierce V. - Complete
Alice in The Country of Human Sacrifice by TheNextAlice reviews
Once, there was a small dream, a woman of the red spade, a man of the blue diamond, a green girl of the club and two siblings of the yellow heart. The humans were invited into Wonderland. Based off the Vocaloid song. Please enjoy!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Nightmare G.
The twins little Bow by pennameabc reviews
Bow was planing on going to Heart castle but ended up not going.A OcxTwins oneshot.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - T. Dee, T. Dum - Complete
Refuge by YarningChick reviews
One haunted house plus a lovely lonely girl equals an old fashioned romance.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,580 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
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20 Things You Shouldn't Do Around Ace reviews
When Alice, the introvert girl, let Ace be her seatmate at the first day of school, she wasn't expecting a perverted weirdo. And so, in order to save other innocent girls (like she was) from Ace's dirty mind, Alice takes note on 20 things shouldn't be done around that smiley bastard. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,669 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Alice L., Ace]
Welcome to The Amusement Asylum! reviews
#1 What a young psychic girl can do, when thirteen mentally-challenged males from an Asylum confessed their undying love to her? With most of them having homicidal tendencies, the only way to end this without blood is: a. Recover their mental state, or b. Poison them. Alice strongly thinks that the latter is the best solution. AU. Chapter 39 is here! "What's the Truth?"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,496 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Alice L.
One Thing You Shouldn't Say to Ace reviews
Flash forward/Epilogue/New Year's Fic. Sometimes words don't mean anything without actions. Sometimes actions aren't understood without words. That's why, you need to combine both, the best you can. Alice thought she'd learned enough things that shouldn't be done around Ace, but there was one word she shouldn't have said to her mentally-challenged knight. AU. One-shot.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Ace, Alice L.] - Complete
Teenage Mom Rush! reviews
Alice is just a poor farmer. It had been years since she met Gray, from middle school. And when they finally met, he dumped a child on her. Huh? Wait...WHAT? AU. Second son: ? - Chapter 6: Biologically Logical Doesn't Matter
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Alice L., Ace
What Kind of Marriage? reviews
Just what I thought during my law class. You know, those times when you think you'll probably marry your laptop, your cat or your pillow when others are planning to have sex with flesh in a legal manner? Well, I know that feeling, and what comes out are pure cynical thoughts. AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
A-chan! reviews
After school trip, Gray randomly picked up a little girl in the woods, because she's cute. And somehow, Vivaldi's also responsible for the kid. Despite how they somewhat despise each other, the two were forced to take care of the little girl they called A-chan until they found her mother. But if A-chan's gone, would they go back to how they used to be? AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Alice L., Vivaldi, Gray R. - Complete
Rules for Dating My Son reviews
Alice isn't really sure whether her boyfriend's mom likes her or warning her with death sentences. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Alice L., Peter W.] Vivaldi - Complete
The Horrors of A Writer's Block reviews
Depressing thoughts. Things that affects writing. Lost of motivation. Insecurity. Misunderstood. The negative effect of longing for reviews. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Welcome to District Y-010! reviews
#3 Alice used to have a normal life; spare her antics of speaking with a baseball bat. She moved to District Y-010 and found out that her family's the most dangerous mafia in the world. Then she had to live with yakuza, gangster and assassin...and go to school with them. Great. Now what? Picnic? Stargazing? Romantic dinner? Wait...what's going on here, Alice? AU Chapter 5 is here!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Alice L.
Kiss from a Rose reviews
A girl without expression, capable of murder without a flinch. A wounded man, banished from the sparkling world of stage. Alice wants a place to stay. Black wants Lorina's heart. He'd trained Alice into a dazzling performer, all for the sake of stealing Lorina away. Alice knows it's a one-sided love. Delusional. But she loves Black too much to tell him the truth. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Alice L., Joker]
Welcome to the Bishounen Dorm! reviews
Al wants to marry his mom. Ace's just tryin' to get laid. Julius tries to get things done. Black's being a jerk by slacking and taking all the girls but hate them. They wished to get Ello to stop 'seducing' them. Well, what a gay can do, being in a dorm filled with Bishounen? How's their daily life gonna be? Busy studying or running from Ello? AU. Shonen-Friendship. No Yaoi.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Complete
Malice: Madness Begins reviews
There was a boy who fell into Wonderland. He's Malice. What's he doing here? He's going to take Alice out of the Country of Hearts. However, she won't leave; she loved everyone too much. How unfortunate. Let's see how Malice deal with the Role Holders. He'll crush their clocks, make them forget their love. Because Alice belongs to him.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Alice L.
Private Lesson? reviews
Alice is a genius who won hundreds of scientific awards. No one bats an eye. Alice gets a MALE PRIVATE TEACHER. Her male cousins lost their mind. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
The Ripper's Desire reviews
Ever since Blood met Alice in the Asylum, something within him was awaken. Something really mad, and really, really naughty. Would it be really a wrong thing for a seventeen years old psycho to lust over someone four years younger, and even have dirty thoughts of her childish features? AU. Side-Story of Amusement Asylum.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Alice L., Blood D. - Complete
Welcome to Dodo Academy for the Gifted! reviews
#2 A girl and several boys with mental, social and physical problems trying to get better. Friendship is the best medicine. Affected by hyper-oddball Alice, they self-proclaimed to be her protective brothers. Oh, but when that 'brother' reason fades into love, will their friendship last? And how will they deal with Alice's detached outlook on her life? Chapter 17 up!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,333 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alice L.
All Hands On Deck! reviews
AU. Hey. I'm Alice, just a new, young low-salary governor, really. I got paranoid thinking about stamping taxes for the rest of my life, so, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. And then, I got whipped, I shot a pirate's ship, I had to bury myself to hide from pirates, and then got whipped some more, and got swallowed by Cracken...Wow, God. Just...WOW.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Alice L., Julius M., Vivaldi, Joker - Complete
The Confession of Miss What's Your Problem reviews
Alice had a mental disease called 'heroic quirks'. In which she'd run to save everyone and never thought of her own life. Then there's Ace, a smiley irritating guy who always seems to put up with her quirks and save her, pronto. She thinks of Ace as strong and dependable. He, well, he's always been in love with her. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Alice L., Ace] - Complete
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boys! reviews
Girlfriend dumped you for a reason that you're too dumb to understand? Are you too awkward around girls? Trying to get a girlfriend but never been taken seriously? Or maybe, you're too dumb to understand love? Do not fear, boys! Learn the passion of love in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys! You're guaranteed to get any women you want! ...Except the female-teacher. AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
In Our Universe reviews
Alice, dynamic and unpredictable. Ace, cold-hearted and selfish but inwardly a passionate, psychothic lover. Their meetings and relationship is probably something that's too good to be true. Even Alice herself was afraid to believe it. It's something that she'd only believe, if it's in her own universe. Who knows? Maybe Ace can or cannot change that. AU. Vulgar and probably sex.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Alice L., Ace]
I'm A Man! reviews
This is what happens when you're a sick person, you're bored, you're hungry and just a goddamn idiot. What happens, you ask? Let's see...uh...Wonderland in gender-bent version? Here you go. Eat it up.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Alice L.
Simple Kindness reviews
Sometimes, in life, you don't need to do BIG stuff to change anything. Just live your life. Living is a BIG stuff to do. AU. Tribute to Amanda Todd and my friends.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Alice L., Boris A. - Complete
The Stars Next Door reviews
The hottest boyband, TR!CK just got a new all-in-one manager; 18 y/o Alice Liddell. Lazy, nonchalant, blunt, messy...on top of it, an otaku! Will this boyband fare? AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2013
Welcome to Father William's Circus! reviews
#4 It's summer, no money left, no where to go; what to do? Get a job! What kind of job? White says; "Let's make a Circus!" After meeting various freaks on the street, the Joker Twins decided to make a Circus. It was a bizzare, of course. Hey, we're talking about the Jokers, here! Oh, but just you wait; real magic is happening before your eyes. AU. Ch. 6: Lover Boy?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Alice L., Boris A., Vivaldi, Joker
How to be A Good Wife for A Lazy Gryphon reviews
A new Role is created, and Lincoln Griffin gets it. Bad. He doesn't care about anything but his damn farm. Oh wait, he actually will do his Role, only if he can marry Alice. Oh no, please someone help her! But NOPE! They freaking sacrificed HER for the damn GAME! With a dismissive, lazy, overbearing husband, Alice had to learn how to be a good wife. Alice x OC
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Alice L., OC]
Cat Boys? reviews
One random day, Alice's cats turned into humans. She has to take care of the cat boys while their mother went to revive a some-kinda Cat's Clan. Naturally, having your pets acting like the kings of the world...was a bizarre. Alice swore, she wouldn't know how to get through this alive. It's either her, or those bratty cat boys. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Alice L.
Alice in the Country of Oz reviews
With ruby slippers, Alice must follow the yellow brickpath to Emerald City and ask the help of Oz in order to return to Kansas. Meet Ace, a knight who wishes to get better memory; Boris, a cat who wishes to become a lion; and a Joker who wishes to have a heart so he can understand how to entertain people. Then her pet rabbit Sidney turns human. Things go down when love comes in. AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Ace, Alice L., Boris A., Joker
My Alice reviews
At the Liddell's Halloween Party, she met Dee and Dum. They were shy, but sweet. They told her about their Big Sister, who abandoned them. Feeling sad for them, she promised to play with them to replace their Big Sister. The twins were so happy. However, as she visited their house, she saw a different side of the twins. Who could be the Big Sister they were talking about? AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [T. Dee, Alice L., T. Dum] - Complete
A Very Merry Unbirthday! reviews
Little Alice went to Wonderland to congratulate her fellow Roleholders of their Unbirthday! Therefore, she's giving friendly-kisses as the presents. Her errand was going great, everyone was happy, until she arrived at the Tea-Party, and our selfish Mad Hatter wouldn't let her go! "That bloody Hatter! Knight! Cat! Gather the rest, and attack that prat! I want my Unbirthday Present!"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Alice L.
Kokoro! reviews
Once upon a time, Julius, a lonely wizard, created a living doll named Alice. He gave her the 'curious' trait. Why? That's what Alice wanted to find out. In Vorpalon, she met many people; Tweedles the Elves, arrogant Prince Blood, fighting Ace the Dragonman, sword-practice with Boris the Knight, and others. With them, Alice was going to learn what made her different from humans. AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Alice L.
This is Our Home reviews
Julius worked hard to revive his grandfather's old farm. Ace came along and lend him help. Along their way, yet someone new entered their world. Someone even more desperate than both of them. Desperate to find a place they can call; home. Well what do they know...They've found it. AU. Starring Black Butler characters.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Julius M., Alice L.