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Author has written 5 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Birthday: February 7th
Age: Older than I was last year and younger than I will be next year.
Gender: Of the female variety.
Location: Alfred's vital regions. ;)
I'm a quiet, shy type of person until someone starts talking about anime, manga, or certain shows. Then I become a crazy obsessive fangirl. I'm kinda of a self taught fangirl so I'll probably embarrass myself.
My favorite anime right now is Hetalia. I even named one of my pet chicks Gilbird! If anyone want to talk about it don't be afraid to leave a PM. My OTPs are Spamano, UsUk, PruCan, RoChu, UsCan, FrUk, & DenNor.
I can come up with great ideas for stories, but I have trouble writing them. So if anyone needs an idea for a story I can help you out if you want. All I ask is to say that I helped a bit.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
if you could read this put it on your profile!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FAKE FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. REAL FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. REAL FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. REAL FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a little while.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
THINGS TO DO AT WALMART...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
14. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"
16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you
This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE KITTY!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreen's to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean blood-sucking creatures
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you hate child abuse.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Repost this if you care.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you thought Justin Bieber was a girl the first time he sang "One Time", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl,
I am that girl,
Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!
calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
just something for you to remember, copy and paste to your profile to show how strong you are inside and that people cannot break you so easily.
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile.
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This is something I found from another person's author page.
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
]You're very happy-go-lucky.
]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (That would be so cool!)
[ ]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x]You would surrender in a war situation. (Most likely.)
(5/10) (HASTA LA PASTA!)
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (Yep! It's when I read fanfiction and manga!)
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(5/10) (Alright then.)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]You're very mature
]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You enjoy anime and manga. (I wouldn't be here if I didn't! ;)
]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people. (It's taken me three years to have five friends IRL T_T)
(6/10) (New top score!)
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers.
]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
]You're terrified of ghosts.
]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses. (I'm nearsighted.)
(4/10) (I'm so sorry Alfred! I am the worst American ever! ;))
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea. (Earl Grey for ever!)
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
]You have tried doing black magic before. (Nope.)
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (Don't know. Haven't had alcohol before.)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
]You're good at embroidery. (I'm horrible at it.)
(3/10) (Better luck next time Iggy.)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10) (That proves it! I am way to shy to be France!)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x]You had a very sad childhood. (Dad left before I was born so I guess you could say that.)
[x]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (My quiet and fangirl ones.)
]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[x]You love vodka. (Just because I haven't had it before doesn't mean that I can't love it!)
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(7/10) (Long live Mother Russia! New top score!)
China (Wang Yao)
[x]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[x]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
]You love Hello Kitty. (Not really.)
]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I am taken seriously so I can't say yes to that.)
[x]You work hard.
]You're good at drawing.
]You like sweets.
(4/10) (I guess I'm not that much like China aru.)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x ]You are very well-raised.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face. (Nope.)
[x ]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
]You tend to call people 'morons'. (Stupid yes. Moron no.)
[x]You wear glasses.
(6/10) (That is suitable.)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[x]You love hockey. (Field Hockey is still Hockey.)
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(8/10) (Yeah I know you wanna be Canadian please! New Top Score!)
[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather. (Give me cold or hot any day.)
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[x]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(2/10) (Don't really like him anyway.)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (Doesn't that describe all yaoi fangirls?)
[x ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (OH HELL YEAH!)
(4/10) (Sorry my fellow yaoi obsessed fangirl.)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience. (Nope!)
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (All the time.)
[x]You're not very confident.
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(9/10) (I would have never thought that I was Liet. Huh. Learn something new every day. New Top Score!)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(5/10) (Yay for crazy cross dressers!)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia. (Never!)
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(3/10) (How am I not awesome?! I have a pet chick named Gilbird!)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you. (Totally.)
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Hetalia characters of course.)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
]You tend to overreact a lot.
]You like to order people around.
]You're a scaredy-cat.
]You curse a lot.
]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(2/10) (I already knew I was nothing like Lovi.)
And the winner is ... Lithuania with 9/10! I thought for sure I was going to get Canada.
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