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Joined 06-08-12, id: 4044964, Profile Updated: 04-16-15
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.

Hullo.

littlebirds writes mostly short stories.

littlebirds writes mostly angst.

littlebirds believes in brevity.

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Okay. A bit about my stuff, here (updated 04/02/2015)

Goddess- Snapoetry. Written for the Teachers' Lounge forum. Terrible, sort-of Beat poem with an Eastern theme.

Better Things- A nice little family-centric drabble.

The Passing of Plan A- Basically, I wanted to write a death scene, so here's my short, little stream-of-conciousness experiment. To sum it up: A bad thing has happened, and then another bad thing happens, and then it gets worse.

Rid of Me- Harmony! This one is an excercise in structure and alternating voices. (update: STILL NOT A DEAD FIC, BTW! I know it's been a while, but... working on it.)

Hangman- Hermione's 18th birthday. The Trio is out in the wilderness and, for Ron, everything is wrong. I quite like this one. It won a Quicksilver Quill over at Mugglenet for best dark/angst fic.

2, divide by 3- Oliver Wood, Katie Bell, and an OC. This was written for Mugglenet's Great Hall Inaugaral Cotillion. My pairing was OW/OC. Of course, this is yet another fic where everything has just gone so, so wrong for the characters. I have an aversion to the cliche'd language that seems to abound within sex scenes, so i wanted to see if I could fit in a threesome without using certain words or phrases, but still make it hot, and at the same time make it sad. I think I did all right. And there's a bit of slash at the end, too.

Summary- A broom closet, but it's not what you think. This one's about liminality and subtext.

I Can Tell That We Are Going to Be Friends- George and Angelina. Far less squicky than JKR, herself, made it.

Just A Second- Chonky Fire, spiced with rock n roll. Indubitably.

The Pretender- Teddy and Mrs. Potter: They got a thing goin' on. Written for the Iron Fic challenge over at the Teachers' Lounge.

What We Do In Knightsbridge Is Secret - Ron and Pansy. This thing... I don't know what to say.

Fall Back, Slip Down, Fade- What would happen if Hermione left Ron and Harry in the woods? An exercise in short form and language.

The Angel and the Barman- a Halloween drabble. Seamus and Pansy and cigarettes.

Have You No Idea That You're In Deep - Harry and Hermione. As close to fluffy as I can get.

Pupil- Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost. I've been told this is rather dark, so... reader beware.

Mi Familia, La Mammalia- Hoookay. So, there was this prompt from a friend of mine, and I'd wanted to write it for a while, and the TL's Hard, Loud, and Fast challenge seemed like the perfect time... Basically, Rose is having an identity crisis, and Scorpius comes along for the ride.

We Started Singing It, Not Knowing What It Was- This one. Also for the TL's H,L,& F Challenge, until it got too big for its britches. I don't really know what to say about it, other than you have never read a Dean/Lavender/Seamus story quite like this, before- probably because you, like everyone else, have never read a Dean/Lavender/Seamus story. Try out this one (if you're of age), you might like it.

yn ed to nnaci chih wtahte mwohs- Luna and the Mirror of Erised. Polished version of a thing written for the Iron Fic challenge over at the Teachers' Lounge.


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Harry Potter and the Smelly Sneak-Thief by Snarky64 reviews
The rules for the selection of Aurors have been widened. Some new recruits have unconventional methods of law enforcement. Teachers' Lounge Challenge: Luna and Dobby working together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Mundungus F., Dobby - Complete
Harry Potter and the Responsible Adults by Snarky64 reviews
If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Petunia D.
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yn ed to nnaci chih wtahte mwohs reviews
Three times Luna looks in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14 - Luna L. - Complete
We Started Singing It, Not Knowing What It Was reviews
The one with the lolly, the hallucinogen, the cigarettes, and the 'morning after'. A story in three parts. **Rated M for adult themes, and language. Lavender/Seamus, Dean/Lavender/Seamus, Lavender/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Seamus F., Dean T., Lavender B.
Mi Familia, La Mammalia reviews
Rose thinks she can learn something in Thailand. Scorpius thinks she knows quite enough, as it is. ***Rated M for a reason***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Pupil reviews
The war is lost. Seven hundred paces north, she waits. The beginning of the end.**AU/Canon Divergent. **Rated M for several very good reasons- Hr/G, G/NL, major character death, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
Have You No Idea That You're In Deep reviews
"The problem, as Harry sees it, is he simply wasn't prepared." Rated M for a bit of language, a bit of drinking, and a bit of adult-theme type things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rid of Me reviews
Hermione gets the cat, the flat, the food, and the furniture. Ron gets the family and friends. Harry gets the boot, his little book, the blame, and the shame. Ginny gets a new bloke and a haircut. New circumstances mix with old patterns, and Harry and Hermione find their friendship is suddenly put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
What We Do In Knightsbridge Is Secret reviews
A corpse, Parkinson, and a smoked chicken sandwich. It would have been a perfect day, if it weren't for that other thing. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Ron W., Pansy P.]
The Pretender reviews
She feels the familiar pang of disappointment that the two of them have never been better friends. But that doesn't mean she can't try one last time to put him at ease.-WARNING: Affair Fic. That's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Ginny W., Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Fall Back, Slip Down, Fade reviews
Left alone to hunt for Dark things, they fare none to well without her. Drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Just a Second reviews
It's the one thing he's always wanted. So why can't Charlie Weasley "close the deal" with Nymphadora Tonks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Charlie W., N. Tonks] - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Going To Be Friends reviews
So it's a Fred and a George who've bowled her over in the corridor of this train. Angelina and the Twins in six acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
The Angel and The Barman reviews
They aren't what you'd call a fun lot. But trade is trade- and perhaps the night can be salvaged, after all. A Halloween drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Pansy P., Seamus F. - Complete
Better Things reviews
It's Dudley's birthday. He has a surprise for his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
Goddess reviews
Snapoetry. 'Nuff said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Severus S.
The Passing of Plan A reviews
A rescue gone wrong. A revelation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hangman reviews
On the morning of Hermione's eighteenth birthday, Ron hunts while Harry gathers. One boy is successful while the other is not. At the end of the hour, who is to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
2, divide by 3 reviews
You leave everything behind when you die. All your love and secrets. Oliver and Dru know this, because Katie was no exception. Though delicately handled,if threesomes gross you out, please don't read. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Oliver W., Katie B., OC] - Complete
Summary reviews
In the Great Hall, the crowd is celebrating Reconstruction. Here, in this cupboard, things have just begun to come apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete