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Author has written 1 story for A Clockwork Orange.

Nyaah. I have to write something here, don't I? Hmmm.

*Picks up pen and scribbles, sticking out tongue with great exaggeration*

*Steps back and glows proudly*


Eh, okay. I'm nerdy with big hair, I have an unusual penchant for mac and cheese, my guitar once played itself without my express permission, I slam bang around on the trombone, I am self proclaimed rock and roll historian, I play the piano, and I absolutely adore messing around with puppets. There.

Oh, and I am also mildly... or maybe just plain obsessed with Bob Dylan.

My music taste tends to be on the eclectic side. Anything that doesn't brutally assault my ears is fine with me. However, I most often listen to...

Bob Dylan, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstrong, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Sinatra, The Eagles, The Mamas and the Papas, America, Henry Mancini, Steely Dan, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Puccini, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Blue Oyster Cult, Serge Gainsbourg, The Carpenters (KAREN HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL I TELL YOU. KARRRRREEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN), Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Lou Rawls, The Grateful Dead... The list goes on.

I love way too many movies, but my top three are probably... uggh... that's too hard! But I LOVE LOVE LOVE Amadeus, A Clockwork Orange, and Spirited Away. And Titanic. And Heathers. And Pan's Labyrinth. And Rock and Rule. And Chicken Run. And Hot Fuzz. And The Mask. OH, OH, and Goodfellas. And Cinema Paradiso. And the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And Tokyo Godfathers... and... Well, the first three are definitely my top three.

I love Jack Lemmon, Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable, and Humphrey Bogart. I'll take George Bailey over the bad boy any day of the week.

Oh, I also love to turn on the radio at ungodly hours of the night.

If you haven't noticed, I am also a hopeless romantic. sigh

I do aspire to do animated stop motion films and run a little doll making business in my free time. You can follow my shameless shenanigans most closely onnnnn...

Thanks for stopping by, you beautiful, beautiful person!

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The Fourth Bride by Biancamella reviews
Alucard's self-control withers as fate presents him with another possible Bride, straining his relationship with Hellsing and humanity all over again. Rated M for intense violence, language, gore, and sexual content. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Alucard, OC
All The Wrong Choices by Ysbaddaden The Brave reviews
Hermione is kidnapped and thrust into a life she's never seen before but already lived. Clinging desperately to the idea of free will and choice, she tries to ignore Voldemort's words from her old life - "In this matter, there can be no alteration of the path, no compromising reality. You were there, and therefore now you must go." Tomione COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,016 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/13 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by Writer by Moonlight reviews
Gwen Jackson is a struggling comedian who has moved to London with her fiancé who works for a large marketing company. One night, after being booed off stage, Gwen remembers the Labyrinth that she read as a child and openly wishes the goblins would take her away from this awful nightmare. Unbeknownst to her, the jealous Goblin King has been listening... Takes place in 2014.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,372 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Hoggle, Jareth, Goblins, OC - Complete
Lacrimosa by Katana Star reviews
When the Uchiha clan invades the Haruno village, they seek the daughter of the infamous Blossom Bandit in retribution for her crimes. Sakura struggles to protect her village while simultaneously trying to avoid being captured by the Uchiha. Before she knows it she is caught between the perils of society's warring caste system. Pseudo-feudal era AU. SakuraxUchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,109 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U.
Hunters' Chorus by GinkoToothed reviews
What ever occurred between the Monster and the Huntress after the attack on the Adler? A relationship exploration of sorts. Manga-verse; takes place during Alucard's voyage to London. Alucard/Rip.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Cobras and Canaries by ViperStripes reviews
The name of a mysterious man haunts Hermione Granger endlessly, but time is of the essence as she travels back to change the ever darkening future. Faced with fear and adversity, love and loss, will she find the will to continue dutifully and succeed? Or will she fall victim to the venom in her life: Tom Riddle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,170 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Excitant by Meowmers reviews
"His fingers traced the shape of her throat, gently resting against her collar bone. And when he kissed her, he kissed her deeply. Until she couldn't just feel him on her skin or on her lips, but in her bones." Hermione wakes up in a body that is not her own, in a time long past, in the arms of a monster. Tomione. M-Rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Turn, Turn Again by TenTenD reviews
AU! When Henry found himself yet again without a queen to sit by his side, his search did not go beyond the candidate he had in mind. Anne of Cleves had thought herself safe enough when Henry had declared her a sister. Little did she know that title would not hold a candle to his demand that she come to court as Queen once more. -picks from 4x03-
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Anne of Cleves, King Henry VIII]
Bodyswitch by Winterblume reviews
Hermione's in hell and all her nightmares have come true. She's turned into a brainless bimbo and is failing all her classes quite spectacularly. Her teachers have, in fact, already given up on her and just sit back and watch her flunk all her NEWTs. Yes, it's nothing but hell for Hermione. On the upside, things can hardly get any worse. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,558 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.]
Coming Undone by marana1 reviews
AU with magic. Victorian Era. TMR X HG. After two attacks on her life, Harry and Ron disregard Hermione's pleas claiming she can fend for herself and force her to take a bodyguard – someone to keep her safe and look after her when they cannot. Little do they know that the one most highly recommended for the job, may also be the most deadly... (longer/more detailed summary inside!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,547 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Stray Phoenix Tears by swoonforsirius reviews
A stray phoenix tear that landed on Riddle's diary in the Chamber of Secrets has created a new Tom Riddle, before he became Voldemort and after he'd only made one horcrux. Hermione knows he is deadly, seductive and manipulative but she has been tasked with destroying him. Can she find it in her to become a killer? Can she find it in her to resist the temptation of Tom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Alex Sings In The Rain by SawyerValentine reviews
Just a little re-write of the lyrics of Singin' In The Rain to suit Alex DeLarge a little better.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Alex - Complete
How Does A Clock Work Orange? by mattmale reviews
HOW DOES A CLOCK WORK ORANGE? is an illustrated, post-modern parody with Alex DeLarge reliving his harrowing journey through the fantastical world of Dr. Seuss; a world where the Nadsat wordplay is rhymed and impenitent mischief abounds, his reconditioning is that of whimsy, yet what ensues...still confounds. For more check out: /howdoesaclockworkorange
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Alex, F. Alexander, The Cat Lady, Georgie
To Be Human by OnWordsAlone reviews
An owl watches a private moment between the Girl Who Ate The Peach - now a woman - and the man she has chosen to spend the rest of her life with. Sarah/OC. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sarah, Jareth, OC - Complete
Messenger from the Facility by cutipop reviews
Alex meets his young mentor Frances McDowell.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Alex - Complete
The Age Ol' War by honechan7892 reviews
2044/2045,Post AxI; After Integra's death, a new Director of the Hellsing Organisation must fight for the salvation of the world as we know it. Nazi vampires and unscrupulous servants are the least of her problems...M for violence. R&R please!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Alucard
Irresponsibly Good reviews
Ira always seems to be saving people without setting out to. With a long history of disappointing her parents, she has finally made a turnaround; That is, until a band of female thugs note her talent, and Ira is suddenly catapulted into a world where she struggles to meet the expectations of both good, evil, and something... or someone... in between. T language, etc. Alex/OC
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Alex