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Joined 06-08-12, id: 4045480, Profile Updated: 12-20-13
Author has written 1 story for A Clockwork Orange.

Nyaah. I have to write something here, don't I? Hmmm.

*Picks up pen and scribbles, sticking out tongue with great exaggeration*

*Steps back and glows proudly*


Eh, okay. I'm nerdy with big hair, I have an unusual penchant for mac and cheese, my guitar once played itself without my express permission, I slam bang around on the trombone, I am self proclaimed rock and roll historian, I play the piano, and I absolutely adore messing around with puppets. There.

Oh, and I am also mildly... or maybe just plain obsessed with Bob Dylan.

My music taste tends to be on the eclectic side. Anything that doesn't brutally assault my ears is fine with me. However, I most often listen to...

Bob Dylan, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstrong, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Sinatra, The Eagles, The Mamas and the Papas, America, Henry Mancini, Steely Dan, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Puccini, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Blue Oyster Cult, Serge Gainsbourg, The Carpenters (KAREN HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL I TELL YOU. KARRRRREEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN), Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Lou Rawls, The Grateful Dead... The list goes on.

I love way too many movies, but my top three are probably... uggh... that's too hard! But I LOVE LOVE LOVE Amadeus, A Clockwork Orange, and Spirited Away. And Titanic. And Heathers. And Pan's Labyrinth. And Rock and Rule. And Chicken Run. And Hot Fuzz. And The Mask. OH, OH, and Goodfellas. And Cinema Paradiso. And the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And Tokyo Godfathers... and... Well, the first three are definitely my top three.

I love Jack Lemmon, Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable, and Humphrey Bogart. I'll take George Bailey over the bad boy any day of the week.

Oh, I also love to turn on the radio at ungodly hours of the night.

If you haven't noticed, I am also a hopeless romantic. sigh

I do aspire to do animated stop motion films and run a little doll making business in my free time. You can follow my shameless shenanigans most closely onnnnn... http://serrathewaz.tumblr.com/

Thanks for stopping by, you beautiful, beautiful person!

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Cobras and Canaries by ViperStripes reviews
The name of a mysterious man haunts her endlessly, but time is of the essence. Faced with fear and adversity, love and loss, will she find the will to continue dutifully and still succeed? Or will she fall victim to the venom in her life: Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,737 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Blood Orange by ElegantButler reviews
This is dedicated to those who read and enjoyed Chapter 21 of the book. But Alex didn't have a son in this case. He had a daughter.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Alex, OC
Alice Trilogy by ElegantButler reviews
Three Poems about Alex's daughter Alice following her life from Baby to Bride.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Alex - Complete
Alex Sings In The Rain by SawyerValentine reviews
Just a little re-write of the lyrics of Singin' In The Rain to suit Alex DeLarge a little better.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Alex - Complete
How Does A Clock Work Orange? by mattmale
HOW DOES A CLOCK WORK ORANGE? is an illustrated, post-modern parody with Alex DeLarge reliving his harrowing journey through the fantastical world of Dr. Seuss; a world where the Nadsat wordplay is rhymed and impenitent mischief abounds, his reconditioning is that of whimsy, yet what ensues...still confounds. For more check out: /howdoesaclockworkorange
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Alex, F. Alexander, The Cat Lady, Georgie
To Be Human by OnWordsAlone reviews
An owl watches a private moment between the Girl Who Ate The Peach - now a woman - and the man she has chosen to spend the rest of her life with. Sarah/OC. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sarah, Jareth, OC - Complete
Messenger from the Facility by cutipop reviews
Alex meets his young mentor Frances McDowell.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Alex - Complete
The Age Ol' War by honechan7892 reviews
2044/2045,Post AxI; After Integra's death, a new Director of the Hellsing Organisation must fight for the salvation of the world as we know it. Nazi vampires and unscrupulous servants are the least of her problems...M for violence. R&R please!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Alucard
Irresponsibly Good reviews
Ira always seems to be saving people without setting out to. With a long history of disappointing her parents, she has finally made a turnaround; That is, until a band of female thugs note her talent, and Ira is suddenly catapulted into a world where she struggles to meet the expectations of both good, evil, and something... or someone... in between. T language, etc. Alex/OC
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Alex