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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I just like to read the stories, not neccessarily write them :) I love all things Twilight.

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Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,884 - Reviews: 6201 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 4,889 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
KINK by Cars1 reviews
It's almost summer in Canada, and time for lots of drinking, warm days on the beach, and long, hot nights. Come, join me for a romp through the lives one cocky Edward Cullen, and one opinionated Bella Swan. Rated M ... You know why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,330 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Drive Me Wild by ilithyae reviews
Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,314 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Full Exposure by BoysNBooksRBetter reviews
Edward and Bella belong to an exclusive BDSM club in Port Angeles and have been dating for almost a year. What will happen when their D/s lifestyle is threatened with exposure? SEQUEL to Coming Attractions! BPOV and EPOV. All human, AU, rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,585 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dragonfly by RvrSong reviews
Bella, a mature thirty-something successful author is in... LUST... with her much younger masseur, Edward. Edward, with a preference for older women, wants to woo Bella and longs to convince her that age is only a number & desires shouldn't be ignored. Together, they'll learn to overcome their self created boundaries and open up to change and possibly even... love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,178 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 5,762 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Not The Marrying Kind by BestScentEver reviews
"Bella, I'll be honest with you. I'm not the marrying kind, and if you're looking for happily ever after you won't find it with me. Now if it's a good time you want—I'm your man." A/H Romance with a tinge of angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,863 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Edward, Bella
If Not Now by FlubFlub reviews
Four years, a failed marriage, and a little boy later, DaddyWard and MomElla live life in comfortable companionship for their son. It gets complicated when Edward realizes he wants more than a friend and ex-wife in Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 8,165 - Follows: 8,393 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 4,662 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Daily Grind by MadeleineJade reviews
Sequel to Can't Let Go. Emmett opened up the coffee shop & he and Rosalie just had a son. Bella & Edward are married & trying to start a family. You know me, cannon pairings, some original characters Hal, Coley, Eli . Humor/Fluff & Stuff AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,760 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Imprint: Embry's Story by IamKate reviews
Embry Call imprints on the one woman he can't have…Jacob Black's happily married sister, Rebecca Black-Cleary. What happens to a wolf when his imprint is forbidden to him? Voted TNTS's Best Lemon/Romantic Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,173 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry, Rebecca - Complete
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Spin the Bottle, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of Edward and Bella’s first kiss during a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ at Eric Yorkie’s eleventh birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Let Go by MadeleineJade reviews
Bella ruined her friendship with Edward by confessing her feelings to him which he didn't return. She went back to Arizona for college but returns to Washington after graduation. Can she and Edward be friends again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,619 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5251 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere Other Than The Night by kyla713 reviews
Bella and Edward met after college and have been married for almost two years. Edward works for Carlisle managing hotels, now a bit overwhelmed with work when more duties are handed to him, which leads to a very frustrated Bella. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the journal reviews
what happens when Hermione puts Ron to bed and happens upon his journal? what does the Weasley have to say about a certain bookworm?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.