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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I just like to read the stories, not neccessarily write them :) I love all things Twilight.

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All The Right Moves by nictaylor97 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, paying her way through college to become a doctor. One night, a man comes in asking for her, and leaving her with the biggest tip she's seen in her two years there. They live in their bubble in the club, but what happens when their bubble is burst one day when Bella's clumsiness gets the best of her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 158,185 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 1/3 - [Bella, Edward]
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,351 - Reviews: 10148 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 6,462 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Deviant Minds by BoysNBooksRBetter reviews
Bella is struggling to come to terms with her new dark sexual desires. When she meets Edward he agrees to submit to her. Bella soon finds Edward is more than willing to indulge her no matter how extreme her desires become. Can Edward convince Bella that she's not alone and her deviant thoughts are exactly what he's been looking for? Lemons Galore, BPOV, OOC, AU, Work-In-Progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Bella, Edward
Without A Smile by melistories reviews
"I hardly slept last night as it was. Mr. Cullen ran out of the office shortly after I stopped and I thought about boxing up my things but decided to wait until I was officially fired before doing anything rash." "You mean rash like breaking out in a song-and-dance routine in front of your boss?" Rosalie snickered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Out by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out? ** A continuation of the one-shot that won First Place Judges Score in the Friends to Lovers Contest ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Aug 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,804 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mise En Place by jayhawkbb reviews
Everything belongs in its place, both in the kitchen and out of it. Can Bella protect herself from someone who challenges that notion? Entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 506 - Published: 3/13 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped for Christmas by JA Mash reviews
Edward, a college drop-out, unlucky in love and a self-professed "loser" finds himself at the end of his rope. His girlfriend, Irina, has ditched him at the last moment, right before the family Christmas dinner Edward's planned to bring her to, and thanks to an untimely phone call from his mother; his family thinks Irina is still coming.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,234 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Edward, Bella
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6687 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 6,294 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Student Teacher by olivejuice26 reviews
High school English teacher Bella Swan is content in a job that she loves, spending her days doing her life's passion. Things get interesting when a handsome young student teacher is assigned to work with her for a semester. Can she focus on her job, or will young Mr. Cullen be the distraction she didn't realize she wanted?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,426 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4869 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 4,664 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Watch and See by JiffyKate reviews
Her sexual experience is limited, at best. She's never found pleasure in it, so what's the point? Now, though, she wants what he's giving. Seeing the women fall apart against his window has her yearning and wanting to the point she almost combusts sitting on the ledge, merely an observer. What would it be like if she were one of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,324 - Reviews: 4857 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Lucky Number Thirteen by GeekChic12 reviews
When Rosalie sees an opportunity to give her friend the greatest Christmas present of all, she doesn't hesitate. But what's kept Edward and Bella apart all these years? Was it all just a misunderstanding? A silly tale for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Christmas 2014. ExB, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 272 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KINK by Cars1 reviews
It's almost summer in Canada, and time for lots of drinking, warm days on the beach, and long, hot nights. Come, join me for a romp through the lives one cocky Edward Cullen, and one opinionated Bella Swan. Rated M ... You know why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,330 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Drive Me Wild by ilithyae reviews
Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,314 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Full Exposure by BoysNBooksRBetter reviews
Edward and Bella belong to an exclusive BDSM club in Port Angeles and have been dating for almost a year. What will happen when their D/s lifestyle is threatened with exposure? SEQUEL to Coming Attractions! BPOV and EPOV. All human, AU, rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,585 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Part Of Me Was You by justagirl1238 reviews
Childhood friends...Teenage Lovers...One huge mistake. Can these soul mates find their way back to each other or will they need to accept that some betrayals cannot be overcome?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,897 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Not The Marrying Kind by BestScentEver reviews
"Bella, I'll be honest with you. I'm not the marrying kind, and if you're looking for happily ever after you won't find it with me. Now if it's a good time you want—I'm your man." A/H Romance with a tinge of angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,863 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Edward, Bella
If Not Now by FlubFlub reviews
Four years, a failed marriage, and a little boy later, DaddyWard and MomElla live life in comfortable companionship for their son. It gets complicated when Edward realizes he wants more than a friend and ex-wife in Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,669 - Follows: 5,356 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Kink by anontwih00r reviews
Twikink Prompt: "E/B, J/A While hanging out one night it is revealed that Bella is not adventurous in the bedroom but would like to learn to be. E/J/A decide there's no time like the present." Dirty sexin', AH, M/F, M/F/M, F/F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8175 - Favs: 8,330 - Follows: 8,488 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Imprint: Embry's Story by IamKate reviews
Embry Call imprints on the one woman he can't have…Jacob Black's happily married sister, Rebecca Black-Cleary. What happens to a wolf when his imprint is forbidden to him? Voted TNTS's Best Lemon/Romantic Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,173 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry, Rebecca - Complete
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Spin the Bottle, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of Edward and Bella’s first kiss during a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ at Eric Yorkie’s eleventh birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere Other Than The Night by kyla713 reviews
Bella and Edward met after college and have been married for almost two years. Edward works for Carlisle managing hotels, now a bit overwhelmed with work when more duties are handed to him, which leads to a very frustrated Bella. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the journal reviews
what happens when Hermione puts Ron to bed and happens upon his journal? what does the Weasley have to say about a certain bookworm?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.