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Joined 06-22-03, id: 404579
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Gilmore Girls, and Harry Potter.
Hey everyone,
thought I'd spice this up w/ a new bio.
My name is Ali Johnson, and I have by now become a 2 year writer! whoopee!
I don't claim to be experianced, but I'm trying to make everything better.
I took off my story called 5 Ways to Kill A Mary-Sue. As I'm going to re-write it, because I got so many complaints that it was way tooo OOC!
So if you were people who liked it, it will be coming back, newer and more improved!
I want to encourage everyone to read the dumb sounding stories, sometimes, they are good!
I have finished Arwen and Pranks after a wonderfully nice and confident review! Thanks every one!
Ali
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As Good As On Paper COMPLETE! by Bren Williams - Lady Brenlis reviews
If you want a story that feels realistic, and will make you laugh as well as cry, than this one is for you. Drama mixed with fun, romance, and unexpected developments for Castle and Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,796 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Deep Rooted Hate by DemonUchiha17 reviews
reposted. Sora and Ken have started a family and now have two children who have promising talent and will be joining Kaleido stage. They aren't the only new people. Yuri's son is also coming to Kaleido stage and his father is out for revenge or is he?
Kaleido Star - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2005
Elves in Space by Karina reviews
Complete at last LOTRStar Trek, Voyager lands 20 000 years in the past and end up on Middle Earth only to be greeted by a group of Elves on their way to Rivendell. Everyone gets more than they bargained for.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,712 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 9/4/2002 - K. Janeway, Legolas - Complete
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
A New Beginning by Rachel Evans reviews
An early 21st century girl is somehow sent from her time to Captain Janeway's time after trying to commit suicide. PG13 for suicide content.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/26/2002
A Journey Of Discovery by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Elladan and Elrohir take their first extended journey outside Imladris, where Elrohir makes a startling discovery about himself. Chapter Seven: Discoveries And Surprises. There are a few more surprising discoveries in store before the twins return home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond
You knew I was a wizard by Viscountess Babbles-On reviews
Harry comes back from the summer holiday in a decidedly different condition to which he left. WARNING: MPREG and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Kathryn Janeway's Past by kikistrain reviews
When Kathryn Janeway was a teenager, something horrible happened, but something beautiful came out of it. My first Voyager fanfic
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2005 - K. Janeway
Elven Hearts by anonymous slashlover reviews
Glorfindel comes to Imladris to help out Elrond, but he only makes everyone's lives a living hell; slash, my first attempt at writing a fic. Fixed the chapters so they make sense now!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,954 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Cupid Times Three by Heavenly Pearl reviews
In order to make Helios' Valentine's Day dream come true, the Matchmaker Trio, a.k.a. Fisheye, Tigerseye, and Hawkseye, set out to reunite their friend with his long lost true love.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Helios, Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon - Complete
Out of the Forest One Day by India Weasley Took reviews
Harry Potter and LOTR crossover. You know the world is ending when Frodo walks out of the Forbidden Forest. Humorous. Or I'm trying. Also some action. Is The One Ring what connects these two worlds...and maybe more? Is it a portal?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Frodo the Doctor by Lucky Larue reviews
Frodo decides he needs a job. Rated for some violence and a little language, and medical stuff. And character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
The Sweetest Thing by MelanyeBaggins reviews
When good pranks go bad- Elladan and Elrohir strike again!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
Slow Seduction by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was the very epitome of sex. When Prince Legolas of Mirkwood arrives in Rivendell, he is caught up in a bet between Arwen and her betrothed. Unwittingly, he begins to fall for the man they call Estel...(LA)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Harry Potter and the Story That Must Not Be Named by Magikittie reviews
REVISED:There are two new additions to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Expect mystery, a smidge of fluff, a dash of nakedness, and a large helping of action, and drama. PLUS a new DADA teacher who happens to be Snape's niece with a BIG surprise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Harry P.
The PPC General Store by Wraith Squadron reviews
What happens when Pipin and Merry go to a General Store, what do they want to buy? Do to a request, I am posting this warning: so funny that it causes "asthma attacks" So, please put down what ever you are holding before reading.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Peregrin T., Smeagol
I Have a Question, Padfoot by leonsalanna reviews
Moony has a question about Defense Against the Dark Arts. Can and will Padfoot answer it? Or will he answer a question Moony didn't know he had?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hermione Granger's Diary by Wonk reviews
(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Elf Eye for the Dwarf Guy by Elf Eye reviews
Led by Elrond, a group of elves do a makeover of Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Elrond, Gimli
Two guys, a Girl, and a Sock Monkey Named George by naughty-chipmunk reviews
In the beginning, it was a story about true love...then george just HAD to come along and ruin everything! This is sure to be a funny one. Rated R for language, amture themes(which i promise to insert later), and anything else that has been deemed "bad".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Gandalf's Bane aka Legolas by leggy-stinks reviews
Gandalf and Legolas stuck together on a mountain ooh, I wonder what'll happen! If you're wondering the same and even if you're not, then read and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
The Heart of an Elf by dreamin-athena reviews
Legolas has come back to Mirkwood to find his father gone and his home under attack. He also meets an elf who has sworn to never love or trust any man. Can he change her mind?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,803 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Legolas
Two Worlds and One Reality by Prisilas reviews
WARNING:R for Swearing.Three 2003 teens jump into M.E acidently and they meet the fellowship. It's a Mary-Sue..Please Review! NO FLAMES!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Legolas, Legolas
the Other story that Must not be named at the time by Kittah26
The Tale two twins at hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,323 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Draco M.
Never Trust a Man Named Mike by Scary Italian Hippos reviews
What do you get when you mix an old shoe, a buffet, a million dollars, and a man named Mike? This story, of course! LotR people in this..I don't know why..they just are..o_O.I was in an odd mood when I wrote this, those spicy foods make me wig out a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
Playboy Legolas by acidroses reviews
A diff kind of fanfic. Legolas has never fell in love and the fellowship thinks he needs a boost... so Gandalf makes a love potion... with strange results!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/8/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary by Mary-Lou1 reviews
And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
The Sandwitch of Power! by deke-core reviews
*complete* What would have happened if Sauron did not forge a ring, but a sandwich instead? Frodo tries to keep it away from the hungry hobbits and bear listening to Gandalf shout fool alot as he makes his way to the Garbage Disposal of Doom!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Complete
Perfect Time: II THROUGH THE HEART OF A CHILD by wednesday-mc reviews
PRESLASH Legolas and Mithrandir meet for the first time. FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
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Arwen and Pranks! reviews
Oh no! Some one is pulling pranks in Rivendell and it isn't the twins? Who on earth could it be! Read and find out what happens between Haldir and Aragorn because of pranks. No slash! Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Arwen U., Elrohir - Complete
Harry Potter Star Detective reviews
Ch. 2 up! Harry Potter solves all the mysteries of Hogwarts, some of them are kind of scary and...scary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Meant For Each Other reviews
Lorelai and Luke belong together. But they can never seem to get together. I don't know the reason why, but this is how it would be if they were together. Final Chapter up!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2004
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